 up all fucking day and all I can say is what's about to go down on this stage on this day is about to be absolutely legendary. All I can say right now before we get into the battle is from the bottom of my heart thank you to every single fan that paid to come watch this live and on top of that thanks to everybody that paid to watch it on the pay-per-view. Make some noise for yourself. I want to see the battle so let's get straight into the battle MC on my right-hand side we've got O'Shea Mayne providing with a humongous intro but all I'm gonna say right now is please go person out there please log on to our website www.thomeblock.com and leave your opinion on this absolutely guaranteed classic battle that's about to go down you know the score. All right O'shea gonna go first yeah? O'shea. Yeah yeah I'm ready yeah. All right we're at check point two is number one let's go. Yo then as I spit Jed the C in lunacy stands for this lunacy because this shit's a great pleasure respect because you've got a lot more to lose than me so I hope this is a shit but we're no glad to see the return of this tape measure. You can go fuck yourself you wouldn't beat me in the ring with the hugsters help but he on SBTV who we he mates with Jamal but you're from Bradford where even the A is Halal I said wait I didn't need to stop that crap that face turning into a C major concept track with the shanty punch lines they're always on time your fans are 12 years old combined pics with spliffs to show he's a madman kids lunacy smokes weed they're bigging you up you skinny a litter the fuck your fans the world's biggest bunch of cock-stuck and silliest cunts before the battle one of them tried to convince me that you had a brilliant foot I was like a brilliant foot and that's some weird shit and then I thought maybe what my man mean is that lunacy hit a sweet free kick and then he said no Oshay what I mean is it's toes are amazing and his heels sit listen fucking with Oshay you'll never win listen you battle the type of people I've battled on other channels I don't have to put no fucking effort in imagine over those in a scrap and leather them looking like he's never been in a fight plus blood so see more in the night than you've seen in your life George don't see more in the night than you've seen in your life isn't that the most quote of bar and every battle you've been in combined it is it's not it is basically what happened listen blood strong made you I don't give a flying fuck how much don't flab a page you you Rob Ryan for that I've never forgave you battle wraps ruin this life I hate you my two-year-old son Philly he rates you I'm just sick of all these teeny buffers like lunacies back you heard all about the news this ain't competition it's a scene of holiday all about the views see I can't lose this I do this I've gotta win the sharks are sick on your bitch ass you've got a swim if you rock for too long lad I'll rock your chain because Oshay's impatient like my doctors in this next line might come across a bit racist but I don't care I've got no problem with Bradford I swear it's just the last time I went there my brother said there's a and I said where and he said there so Yorkshire you've got a make-over promise like I if you sell more CDs and make more profits your name's Jake because your mother got raped by a snake called Robert's and this is the end of the base but I should just fucking smack you fuck a battle those shoes are too big for that tracks it's funny down you are the product of a shag gone wrong in a snap condom days ago I turn my laptop on and saw a friend request from your sister on match.com so I took the bitch to your yard and fucked her with my forearm when I pulled my hand out I had your dad's watch on sometimes since I last saw you when you've grown so much I'm sorry that I left you when your mom to deal with that alone I just decided that I hate her I had to go I'm just here to do Oshay a favor I heard that he saw broke he'll take any battle thrown it in just for the cash alone I even heard he started buying speed instead of bags of coke he had to down break from yato whiz like Amber Rose run away now these punches again changes they'll knock out your horse teeth you need to bail unstable from the haymakers I agreed to do this battle during a meeting sat back while her and my manager got my dough sorting I remember when you agreed to do this during that phone call with her later that day while you was on that dough course how the fuck did you get sacked from Morrison's I'm sure you get a better job soon try not to act so stressed but I guess it's hard to keep your chin up when you have no neck a record of 400 losses and 20 wins is a battle around there are a lot of shit shirts you have the swagger of a dance player let's get this out the way early listen I used to think you went in your window was brothers you was tight but you stole his girl flossy how can you look him in the eye so all the battles where you had that motherfucker by your side you mean to tell me you when his girl was fucking on the slide that's not fucking on your slide you're a cunt you crossed the line I don't know how in your window couldn't spot the signs and neither did flossy Eva you cunts look a lot alike everyone makes at least one mistake but I'm adamant even I wouldn't trust this Nick better than me than Richard Dawkins is a Mormon or a Christian Pedro beat you freestyle in his bars and yours were written you can't lie I know you had some lines for it your jaw was swinging and you got killed you got killed for that title by Tony D I'm sick of people telling me that you're a OG please I gotta put you in your place I've got OCD it's like a cage fighter I had to form a flop here like an old PC I pulled it out and told the bitch to blow me she went lit me from my now listen I pulled it out and told the bitch to blow me she lit me from my feet up and took it like a champ she went Tony deep has that someone's drunk on color working man's clothes why you got kicked out of an event for using crack in the toilets I'm not lying I'm trying to bend the truth it's fact you were shit at King of the Dock so they're not letting you come back your battle careers like your drug habits or you've got left to do with smack you never took a shit on a shark you're exaggerating you just stuck a fish up your ass I'm talking shit and this might sound like I'm trying to backpedal but all shit is gangster just to mention if his name can make a man tremble he'll run in your house and pull the heaters out because it collects scrap metal you know you don't have shit on me chill done he don't get touchy like bell Cosby I'll treat this but I like when I finger your mom I don't need to force it just another roll one out pussy I'll make forfeit we're both northern but we don't talk the same we're from different backgrounds my parents told me not to throw stones if I live in a glass house your parents told you not to throw rocks because you lived in a crack house fuck all his rhymes in it lad it was meant to be two bit two minutes not nine minutes whatever yeah listen you want to talk about my bids and your schemes that's raw that shit's more pussy than the pussy with three fat fatties of fat and it's going nowhere like Carter Deems his passport I fucked that up didn't I but listen this genius Jake Brooke added a C to Luna and came up with Luna C super sweet but that strategically placed letter name fooling me because if it wasn't there you'd simply be moon emcee fuck moon emcee oh it's got shit down to a T headbutt that can move a tree if I said let's have a straight now you and me you'd hear more uh-uh-uh-uh's from him the fucking Luma D but still he chatting reckless like three week for single mothers three week for single mothers the only man shot on cream now yours is the dingle brothers your click a bunch of simple fuckers my team killer bees week bring the rocker salvo rummaging through your sister's cupboard bitch will get all a dick toy stolen then I'll punch that fat slut in her throats till a fucking voice broken and beat the fucking pussy bag here the fucking voiced cloven I would rather my dick head go disabled and rock that bag head cloven label it's a glorious bastards go on the drone below the table so gangster I put holes in bagels yeah your chicks with dicks like the crying game even the logo for boys labelist died of shame all my boys on your sis like a climbing frame everyone taking shots at that bitch like a firing range this guy's insane do you think I give a fire fucking bees been signed and he's masking in glory his mother is the dog from the calcium story to hose water stone basking in glory fucking savages and like I'm shagging a Tory I'm an old school legend that this shit the scouts George way you're like Heskey on deadline day because you don't want this player I'm on this I'm on this player like my life depends the scene of battle this is fucking vines revenge so I'll tell you straight from the go I've got an imagination barrier so I use simple jokes to assassinate your character like your crap wanker like a masturbating amateur I'll backhand you never find a rabbit imitating after you that one punch your throat okay the track here boys clothes I made in Africa I don't hear over this shit you sick you're smashing it your amazing character but don't get it twisted that I paved the path here and listen I've got no problem with Bradford and I know the jokes to get an old but I love you Luna me or more I know the jokes load and I don't want to be a bore but I live in Liverpool by the mazzi you live in Bradford by Sharia law starting out as a battle rapper I had only one fear ended up like you falling off and still battling when you're old it's just weird but this is easy and even if the fans here and I get slept on I'm making what you get from the dole in one year just for showing up here you've seen his battles in every verse he has at least one lame false bar so you know if you click on one of these videos you're gonna see a rich around like he's a gay porn star the highlights of your career would be in mentioned in nuts magazine and you once supported plan B but nuts magazine died in 2014 and for all we know so did plan B you're in your early 30s but you look a lot older all that weak shit you're right doesn't cut it stop bro you got a pack full of shite like a scruffy dog owner I paid way too many court trides to your ends just so your bitch can get his dick so your army motherfucker you shouldn't be disrespecting me I paid to have your girls will remove to avoid the risk of pregnancy so when you pay powers for these rounds you're paying for his direct to me that was a bar that was a bar but they want that old lunacy so Flossie's vaginal cavity is like Wunderland every week she thought about you was fisting her the other day and innuendo shock your heart Pogilal cock boy I told your girl I wouldn't touch her with a fucking barge pole but she asked politely so I stuck it off her asshole she's a slag but it's dick made her feel like she was a virgin she couldn't even take the tip like a stubborn person notice something when you battle calcium kid in Liverpool all that random rhymes and simple humor shit is cool when they'll pack a drink or two but watching it back I see middle school jokes is the only thing you do no boss the mixing with it too I didn't really notice that when I was in the room but it came out on camera like Eminem in the interview normally I get five strangers to stomp you out until your head is caved in and split open at an angle that's six degrees of separation I was gonna let him live but he's talking about Muslims in my town and that's harsh and I'm religious with his shit so I can't allow a whack bar that should probably slow that down for anyone who's not understanding that but if you don't get a simple double meaning without me saying it twice you should have been watching Battle Rack you'll start stuck in a past but I rate you for not trying to keep up though because when everyone else started acting like Americans and biting that look slow you stuck to your irrelevant punchlines in your mom jokes it's mom joke time your mom's console why that can even refer to it as where the sun don't shine my dick wouldn't touch both sides it seemed more action than one whole night in bloodstraws life you're only good at being average your music shit you know that you can't fuck with me on tracks but you're the funniest battle rapper after Big J Marlowe Shuffle Teens back you're not even good at being that and you're like 15 stone you're not even good at being battle with him look like a father and some domestic one syllable rhymes in your hometown that is bad what the fuck is that noise you make when you speak that's a letter that only scouts and Arabs have you're so angry at the fact you have to spend your dough money on your habits that you spit in your dealers face every time you ask to crack these are lunas bars man'll say yo and then they'll go listen fucking me that's some fake shit talking about in your end oh that's some gay shit he didn't shake me and he's safety then take the blindfold off to help Luna see what letter comes in between B&D Luna see weird play you can't fuck with me G and the king of these squabbles catch me in your famous pub swing and the bottles cause a more trouble than king of the Ronald's it's all say hi rapping was that guy snapping nah he may have forgave you for saying fuck don't flop but I haven't yet you did Bella no I know that shit from back on the day he blew from battle rap that started trying to battle rapping is gay and I took that shit personal like a slap to the face and guess what dickhead your battle rapping today gay boy flag it's starting I'll say push more keys than Callum Martin out of this world like I'm shagging Martians savage garden heavyweight MC Devastator I don't give a flying fuck if you get in paper your mother's a fat ass slut in Meghan Trainor he's been gone for three years but no one gave a toss these 10-year-olds might have but it's no major loss land he put his head on the line but I'll take it off and have his fam dressed in black looking sad like Raven's listen this ain't no boxing fouls we ever said did it did it did it and I'll knock you out it's all kinds of gay but please gain more the gay music find a way so the him and James that was track and see the light of day yeah it was shagging me I was so angry when that got strapped that my mum got punched and me got slapped your son got stabbed but he got strangled but he had nothing to do with that we'll kick the shit out of your dick jokes if you put on six stone you'd wear that six stone fuck him in the house, fuck him in the house we'll get this ass lick wig blown out of me DNA spread all over the couch like Charlie Clipps own Stig are all bells you're all bells when I had come back in the year I thought my team my clickers new cartel from a place where there's high prices everywhere like the British URL listen I'm the best in the business these bullets leave your whole knee like you're extra religious I tell your misses at the sex it's the dishes they put head in the water like the velvet bitches listen you had three rounds of three minutes prepared I had two three rounds of weed two rounds of poop you need to quit you could win it's that simple and you look like they're missing link between felon Grant Mitchell these newbies debate on how I got a name for myself so much like I don't deserve it but then cunts know nothing because back when a battle there was no one who sounded like me and since then for some reason there's been a fuckload of them they say I only had easy battles and never faced a good contender but back then the most top tier battle was fucking censored these come to quiet in person but in their battles they yell and throw shade on me like I'm some sort of villain you know yellow throw shades on me fucking that's not what I'm here for look chode neck you was raised on a strict diet of dick meat your only passion to scap on and child grooming you almost look borderline human it's like somebody cross-breed a hamster and a racist person if I slap you in them cheeks it'll look like your face is twerking you while I'm scratching his itch but my cock is scabby and blistered from shagging your sister because that bitch has actual crabs that have pincers needs to quit the drugs he's killing himself he probably rubs his whole mom's house when his coke runs out and you didn't ask for my advice but please give it up now and whether you do that or go slit your wrist you need to cut down Riley are in a crew called dick limerick academy which is a little faggity that alone is questionable talking all that tough shit your retarded chaff fans must be so impressionable you just fuck boys like a homosexual let me rap like one of them url cricks for a second listen I'll go button then again with the backhand watch me hit all shade of bicep bisexual and swing both ways catch you and Rick Riley rapping about your dick sculpting that his head one bullet killing both they're hitting rick or shagging anyone else in the room get it rick or shagging anyone else you know that was shit I'd rather talk about how I'm a better rapper than you or how I shagged your mother you can go and ask her it's true she'll tell you that my pull out game spectacular too I let it splash on a belly like she rather tap on a spoon you have a disaster shrine in your bedroom you know all of his bars that you and your girl rock his and hers the sorrows pajamas your dad's a prolific ramen he's not for touching his kids you remember the first time you got in trouble he flipped and pulled his belt off you thought you was gonna get whipped and he undid his hit like nah you're sucking this dick being abused by his father made this crackhead resentful bad memories made him turn to drugs thinking about his past sentimental when Charlie Clips killed you he almost made you cry wow flossy through an orange and stormed off to take some time out you was bitching like I'm fucking pissed off when he said it's right now if you can't handle when Charlie comes hard lay the pipe down you're supposed to leave groupies as soon as you lay the pipe down but if you're gonna bring it to battle tell the lady pipe down but she did try to take the whole shaft and have an anal prolapse oh she's a throwback his granddad is also a racist old twat with a head like a shaven gonad this is you listen yeah let's get my pussy's large because it's stretched I heard terrible fucking terrible listen I wanna hear this part she accidentally dropped you and gave you those scars on your head when she was six month pregnant by parking the legs so growing up you had nobody to lock up to and your lack of neck made it difficult to lock up to your hairline so far back it starts at your ass crack time it's good to see you back brother have you got any plans to battle in the future a battle of big jay a battle of the next three months to come I never said never like I never said never in the first place I said like I want to do it I don't want this to be my last battle I'll put it that way