 Test 914-0147 Name, Dr. McGuire Date, May 11th, 2017 Total Items, 3 Marshall Brand Speaker Systems Input, 1 Marshall Brand Speaker System Setting, 1-1 Output, 1 Sony Brand Speaker System Sound Quality with identical between the two, despite the differing manufacturers and materials Input, 1 Marshall Brand Speaker System Setting, fine Output, 1 Speaker System of Unknown Brand When turned on and provided with music, sound produced was indistinguishable from the quality and timbre of a live performance by instrumentation Input, 1 Marshall Brand Speaker System Setting, very fine Output, 1 Black Spear, assumed to be a single continuous speaker When approached by D-9566, object scanned its head, emitted a sharp electronic beep, and began to emit sound at around 150 decibels Mild structural damage was done to the test chamber, and all personnel within 500 meters of the chamber sustained hearing damage of varying degrees, from temporary damage to permanent loss Activation event was ended, when Agent Cain opened fire on the object with a sidearm While these shots missed the object, they did impact with D-9566, killing him and ceasing the event Note, I can't believe the last thing I ever heard was Barry Manilow. We couldn't have found a D-Class with better music taste, Dr. McGuire List 914-0148 Name, Dr. ██-████ Date, May 15, 2017 Total Items 3.50 Pence Coins The first is a Britannia issue coin minted in 1997, one of the most common designs used 2. The second is a coat of arms issue coin minted in 2012, another very common design 3. The third is a Kew Gardens-issued coin minted 2009, one of the rarest coins in circulation and highly sought after by collectors. Input 1 Britannia-issued 50-pence coin, dated 1997. Setting, buying, output 1 Britannia-issued 50-pence coin, dated 2008. Output is notably less tarnished than input. Input 1 Kew Gardens-issued 50-pence coin, dated 2012. Setting, buying, output 6 coins, each of a different denomination of British currency. All are in the post-2008 Kew Gardens style, although the date on each coin varies between 2008 and 2014. Input 1 Kew Gardens-issued 50-pence coin, dated 2009. Setting, buying, output 1 20-pence coin, with no date. Note, in 2008, due to a mistake at the Royal Mint, a single batch of 20-pence coins were minted without a date. These dateless 20-pence coins are highly sought after by collectors, in a similar manner to the input coin. Output 914-0149 Name, Agent Read Date, May 21st, 2017 Total Items, 5 ████████████ Brand Recording Microphones Input, 1 microphone as mentioned above. Setting, rough Output, a small pile containing coil, wire, and various metal sheets Input, 1 microphone as mentioned above. Setting, coarse Output, same microphone as mentioned above, heavily worn and rusted Input, 1 microphone as mentioned above. Setting, 1-1 Output, different branded microphone, slightly golden Input, 1 microphone as mentioned above. Setting, buying Output, vintage microphone, confirmed to be from the 1970s, later confirmed to be identical to the microphone used at Elvis Presley's last concert Input, 1 microphone as mentioned above. Setting, very fine Output, a highly reflective blue microphone. Audio recorded on the microphone is no correlation to any nearby sounds. Audio is often completely random, containing popping, banging, ringing, etc. After prolonged exposure to these sounds, subjects report feeling nauseous and paranoid. Note, this could be used as some sort of interrogation device. I'll keep it in the site ██████, Armory, if anyone wants to use it. Agent Read, Test 914-015-0, Name, Dr. █████, Date, May 11th, 2017 May 18th, 2017 May 25th, 2017 Total Items, 3 10-pound notes One will be used for each test. Each test will occur at 12pm GMT Input, 1 10-pound note Setting, 1-1 Output, 100 Hong Kong dollars Note, Hong Kong was previously British territory prior to 1997. It is unknown whether SCP-914 chose Hong Kong dollars by chance, or if it chose this currency due to Hong Kong's prior association with Great Britain. Although the fact that it chose to use a note from the pre-handover era leads to the latter theory. Also of note is that 100 Hong Kong dollars was, at the time of the test, almost equal in value to the 10 pounds used as an input. Input, 1 10-pound note Setting, 1-1 Output, 2 5-pound notes Both from the same year as the input Input, 1 10-pound note Setting, 1-1 Output, 11 pounds 60 pence Note, this was, on the day of the test, almost equal to the value of the money used as an input. Dr. █████, Test 914-0151, Name, Researcher Mason Date, May 26, 2017 Total Items, 4 Lego X-Wing Starfighter Construction Sets, Unopened Input, 1 Lego X-Wing Starfighter Construction Set, Unopened Setting, Rough Output, a heap of molten plastic, wood pulp, and various inks Input, 1 Lego X-Wing Starfighter Construction Set, Unopened Setting, 1-1 Output, 1 Lego Tiefighter Construction Set, Unopened Input, 1 Lego X-Wing Starfighter Construction Set, Unopened Setting, Fine Output, a fully assembled Lego X-Wing Upon further examination, various mechanisms and devices were discovered inside the X-Wing, such as electronically operated landing gear, wings, lights, and canopy. Input, 1 Lego X-Wing Starfighter Construction Set, Unopened Setting, Very Fine Output, X-Wing flew out of Output Boots of 72 km per hour and shot heated plasma at any person on his way, resulting in ████ casualties. Starfight broke out of sight ████ and left the atmosphere in 12 seconds. Current location is unknown. Test 914-0152 Name, Dr. Gerald's Date, 3 June 2017 Total Items, 3 Lithium Ion Batteries, Manufactured by A123 Systems Input, 1 Lithium Ion Battery, Setting 1-1 Output, 1 Lithium Ion Battery, Manufactured by the Chinese company Hunan Shanshan Tota Advanced Materials Company Input, 1 Lithium Ion Battery, Setting Fine Output, 1 Object that resembles unmarked Lithium Ion Battery. Closer inspection revealed that much of the internal mass of the battery have been converted into a radioactive isotope of ████, deriving power from its nuclear decay, with the design very similar to that used in many spacecraft. Object placed in the storage. Input, 1 Lithium Ion Battery, Setting, Very Fine Output, When the Output door opened, air rushed into the Output chamber as if a vacuum had been present within. The object is a black cube with two electrical nodes on the top, 15 cm across, and weighing exactly the weight of the input battery, plus the air in the chamber. The object is unmarked, with the exception of a small printing on one side, warning users that the object contained antimatter, and advising caution. Antimatter composition of object has not yet been confirmed, but has shown no limit to energy capacity. Object currently under testing Note, I think we should refrain from putting anything with a lot of potential energy in the SCP-914 in the future. If the pressure away from the air had damaged the Output, all of sight ██ could have been destroyed. Not a pleasant thought, Dr. Gerald's. Objects 914-0153 Name, Dr. Kavica Date, June 6, 2017 Total Items, 1 Crayola Brand Crown, Standard Red Color, 1 Crayola Brand Marker, Standard Red Color Input, 1 Crayola Brand Crown, Standard Red Color Setting, Very Fine Output, 1 Vibrant Red Crown, No Wrapping or any form of Brand Mark Note, after testing the crayon, the crayon mark seems to radiate heat and light with a red hue. Crayon put in storage for further testing. Input, 1 Crayola Brand Marker, Standard Red Color Setting, Very Fine Output, 1 Marker, No Brand Mark Removing the cap reveals a bright red tip. Tip stays bright despite the level of light in the room it occupies. Marks made by the Output glow red and radiate heat in a similar way to the last object. Note, testing proves that both the crayon and marker are safe. They have been subsequently placed in the lounge. Test 914-0154 Name, Dr. Hadian Date, July 8, 2017 Total Items, 3 Comforters, Bitted for Twin-Sized Beds Input, 1 of the Comforters, Setting 1-1 Output, A Quilt of Similar Make and Size Input, 1 of the Comforters, Setting, Fine Output, A Handcrafted Blanket The thread count is notably high and the surface has a sleek, silky feel, but the mass is unaltered. Input, 1 of the Comforters, Setting, Very Fine. Output, A Comforter that has shown moderately anomalous properties. Testing with a few voluntary subjects shows that wrapping them up in the blanket, such that it covers around 80% of their body, results in a sense of security and well-being. Subjects wrapped in it and laid on their back report drowsiness and lose consciousness exactly 300 seconds later. The subject remains unconscious until the blanket is removed, at which point they awaken, reporting a restful sleep. Additionally, during this rest period, minor injuries and afflictions disappear, including scrapes, bruises, and in one case, a nasty cold. Note, well, that's enough from me for tonight. Someone wake me at late, will ya? Dr. Hadian. Test, 914-0155. Name, Dr. Collins. Date, August 17th, 2017. Total Items, 5 new generic brand skateboard wheels with bearings. Input, 1 green wheel, Setting, Rough. Output, a few chunks of unformed green rubber and plastic, as well as a small pile of steel dust. Input, 1 green wheel, Setting, Coarse. Output, disassembled green skateboard wheel. Appears to have been used heavily and showed scuff marks and discoloration. Input, 1 green wheel, Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 red wheel of identical make and quality. Input, 1 green wheel, Setting, Fine. Output, 1 unmarked black wheel of almost perfect quality. The outer rubber of the wheels greatly resists wear, even with prolonged use, and the center bearing exhibits almost no friction, and was successfully less spinning in a vacuum-sealed environment for just under… days. Input, 1 green wheel, Setting, very fine. Output, even bearing, suspended by an invisible outer wheel of unknown material. Although invisible, the outer wheel physically exists and appears to use higher-dimensional translations to redirect the force of gravity and propel the object forward at about half the speed of freefall. The wheel can be easily stopped at low speeds, but gains momentum quickly while unhindered. Perspective researchers should note that under the influence of gravity, the wheel will always retain a 1 fourth milligram horizontal force, even while at rest. Note, and they say you can't reinvent the wheel, Dr. Collins. Addendum, following the collision of a Class D personnel with Dr. ██████ at ██████ miles per hour. All human testing has been suspended until Dr. ██████ can come up with proper testing protocols. Input, 914-0156. Name, Dr. Hattie N. Date, August 19, 2017. Total items, three collections of children's toys made from magnets and ball bearings. Input, 1 magnet and bearing set. Setting, 1-1. Output, a collection of interlocking plastic rods. The tips of each are magnetized. Input, 1 magnet and bearing set. Setting, fine. Output, a series of magnetic rods and metal balls that appear to be self-replicating and self-assembling. Current structure is a pyramid, roughly half a meter wide and tall. This structure shows no other anomalous properties and has been safely contained. Input, 1 magnet and bearing set. Setting, very fine. Output, a fine metal dust that exhibits similar properties to the fine result, appearing to resolve itself in the crystalline structure. It can be safely molded by hand with the rough consistency of hot wax and can be pulled apart without much effort. Class D personnel who touched the substance bare-handed reported a feeling of delay and continued to play with it even as it encased her hands. Subjects were pulled away without injury and the substance has been contained. Note, well, it certainly seems like a fun little toy to play with, but I'm fairly certain this isn't safe by any metric, Dr. Hadian. Test 914-0157. Name, Dr. C. Ahirna. Date, August 21st, 2017. Total items, 3 Samsung Galaxy phones. Input, 1 Samsung Galaxy Phone. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 Apple iPhone. Input, 1 Samsung Galaxy Phone. Setting, fine. Output, a cell phone of unknown maker model, still using the same Android operating system as before. The device seems to have the capability to use cellular data even when out of range of any cell towers. More testing is required. Input, 1 Samsung Galaxy Phone. Setting, very fine. Output, a black, malleable circular disc with a single button on the back. Pressing the button causes the hologram to begin projecting from a small LED-like device in the front. The hologram functions as an operating system for the device, which, like the output produced by the fine setting, never loses cellular service. More testing is required. Note, I think we should reverse engineer the holographic phone produced by the very fine test. It could potentially be an amazing business opportunity if we can figure out how to reproduce it. Dr. Ahirna. It's 914-0158. Name, Dr. Greer. Date, August 30, 2017. Total items, 5 blank keycards, not loaded with cryptographical access codes. Intended to be used by technicians to test new card readers. Input, 1 keycard. Setting, rough. Output, a small pile of ground PVC plastic and approximately half a gram, 0.5 grams of magnetic composite material. Input, 1 keycard. Setting, coarse. Output, 1 blank keycard, cut in half. Input, 1 keycard. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 SCP Foundation identification card. The card appeared to belong to John Doe and was filled out with similar generic information. Input, 1 keycard. Setting, fine. Output, 1 clearance level 5 keycard. The card was de-magnetized and discarded. Input, 1 keycard. Setting, very fine. Output, 1 keycard. Belonging to a non-existing company, or Watch & Zellie. Upon insertion to a keycard reader, it will cause an immediate short circuit. Test, 914-0159. Name, Dr. Mason. Date, September 7, 2017. Total items, 5 real-time location beacons. Standard Foundation issue. Note, the area above and around SCP-914 was set with receivers before this test. In this test, all directional notation is relative to the central intake and output boosts, i.e., a subject standing at the mainspring and spacing north. Input, 1 tracking beacon. Setting, rough. Output, small amounts of various scrap metals and other composite materials of tracking beacons. Path, within the first 0.15 seconds, the signal was traced to move 3.41 meters north before turning exactly 91 degrees. Signal was lost after another 0.3 meters. Input, 1 tracking beacon. Setting, coarse. Output, 1 tracking beacon with battery and transceiver unit removed. No other visible damage. Path, while again initially traveling north for 3.41 meters, the tracking device remained functional for almost twice the amount of time as the first trial. This path appeared to follow the outer edges of the rectangular main body of SCP-914 before the signal was lost. Note, I wonder if there are set paths that each setting follows. Dr. Mason. Input, 1 tracking beacon. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 unlabeled tracking beacon consistent with those used by Canadian counter-terrorist groups. Path, north for 3.41 meters. Signal then moves towards one of the southwestern outer segments of SCP-914, where it repeatedly follows an equilateral triangle for 0.13 seconds before losing signal. Analysis of received signals show the new signal retracing a path back to the booths. Note, seriously though, what is that first bit northward for? I've checked the recordings. It does that in every test. Every. Single. One. Dr. Mason. Input, 1 tracking beacon. Setting, fine. Output, 1 apparent tracking beacon. Components consistent with Foundation Pacific requirements. Tracking beacon smaller than standard, with certain unknown components. Testing revealed it to be fully operational, although signal was lost mid-test, as the output ran a different operating system. Path, north for 3.63 meters. South-South-East for 0.7 meters. Accelerates in the opposite direction for 4 meters before signal cut off. Note, so I was talking to a colleague about my testing, and they said that the fine output sounded familiar. Turns out the smaller beacon and the new OS are both prototypes right now. Guess we end up using them, Dr. Mason. Input, 1 tracking beacon. Setting, very fine. Output, 1 thin strip of translucent film. Known to be attachable with static cling. Discovered to be remarkably resilient for its size, when D-1126 tore a fingernail pulling it off of the wall of the output booth. Currently unreadable. Path, north for 3.41 meters. Subsequently appears to reach all parts of SCP-914, although high-speed prevented receivers from accurately tracking the path. Note, 1. Well, that was disappointing. At least I got a strip of fancy tape. Hopefully I'll be able to get something out of the prior results, Dr. Mason. Note, 2. So, turns out if you let that tape stick itself to your hand, you can draw the path of whatever it recorded. You can also draw a legend, and what appears to be a menu screen. I'm going to try to get this put onto a D-class to preserve my notes, Dr. Mason. Note, 3. Wow. So, not only did the new tracker record its own movements, it somehow recorded all the movements of everything that 914 has worked on over the last three months. I think I've finally gotten 914 to work with us, albeit with a lot of analysis involved. This is amazing, Dr. Mason. Note, 4. I thought it would make sense for once, but nooo, it had to be messing with us again. One of my interns, sorry, junior researchers, found out that, if you superimpose all the paths from the tracker, you get a 3D image of the Foundation logo. It's pretty for art drawn in GPS, but it still makes this whole project meaningless. Piece of ██████████████. Doesn't follow set paths, it does whatever it wants. Dr. Mason. Note, 5. Dr. Mason has been placed on psychological leave due to apparent stress. Junior researcher Chen has taken over. Analysis of the object paths taken will continue. O5 command. Test, 914-0160. Name, Dr. Praetorius. Date, September 15, 2017. Total items, 5 promotional audio compact discs, Banana Pancakes, by Jack Johnson. Input, 1 disc, setting rough. Output, shredded multi-colored reflective polycarbonate plastic coated with aluminum. Input, 1 disc, setting coarse. Output, pools of yellow and black ink, mostly likely from label. Aluminum and polycarbonate plastic pellets. Input, 1 disc, setting 1-1. Output, 1 audio compact disc, ain't no reason, by Brett Denin. Input, 1 disc, setting fine. Output, 1 apparently unchanged compact disc. However, when played for D-class personnel, they commented on the superior quality of the music and a lasting preference for Jack Johnson singing, requesting more of his works. Measurement of the duration of musical preference in progress. Input, 1 disc, setting very fine. Output, 1 apparently unchanged compact disc. However, when played for D-class personnel, test subjects mentioned tasting maple syrup and bananas, additionally had a feeling of fullness afterwards. They declined offers of food for a period of 4 hours afterwards, and blood tests immediately after the experiment indicated the consumption of a high carbohydrate meal, even though no food had been consumed by the subjects for 6 hours previously. No anomalous effects were reported. Note, in-arresting results. Let's see what happens with a different CD. Dr. ██████ Test 914-0161 Name, Dr. Praetorius Date, September 16, 2017 Total items, 5 audio compact discs, toxic by Britney Spears Input, 1 disc, setting rough. Output, shredded multi-color reflective polycarbonate plastic, coated with aluminum. Input, 1 disc, setting coarse. Output, pools of black and red ink, most likely from label. Aluminum and polycarbonate plastic pellets. Input, 1 disc, setting 1-1. Output, 1 audio compact disc, beautiful by Christina Aguilera. Input, 1 disc, setting fine. Output, 1 apparently unchanged compact disc. However, when played for D-class personnel, they commented on the extreme skills of the singing. Subsequently, stomach pains and nausea were reported. Anomalous effects continued for approximately 36 hours after the test. Input, 1 disc, setting very fine. Output, 1 apparently unchanged compact disc. However, when played for D-class personnel, an immediate euphoric effect was noted, with certain individuals weaving with emotion and others falling over with apparent rick to smiles on their face. Soon after the effects were noted, additional symptoms were exhibited, including seizures, jaundice, and vomiting. The experiment was immediately ended. However, researcher A-1 was injured by D-17645 while attempting to turn off the disc player, begging the researcher to allow him to continue listening to the music. Security proceeded to restrain the remaining ambulatory D-class personnel long enough for to deactivate the player. Physical examinations and testing of the individuals exposed to the music revealed the presence of a previously unknown euphoric inducing toxin in their bloodstreams. Kylation was performed, but one individual expired from a combination of kidney failure, liver failure, and cardiac necrosis. Note, let's try and avoid any more CDs that might be interpreted as dangerous. It might be a good idea to just get a Lawrence Welk single and see if people get drunk. Dr. ████████ Test 914-0162 Name, Dr. P. Date, October 10, 2017 Total Items, 5 Four copies of the book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Input, 1 Book Setting Rough Output, Large pile of shredded and burnt paper Input, 1 Book Setting Course Output, Book Cover All pages of the book ripped out and scattered around the empty cover Input, 1 Book Setting 1-1 Output, 1 Copy of the book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix but in Spanish Input, 1 Book Setting Very Fine Note, Input was supposed to be set to Fine Output, 1 Paper Phoenix, weighing 2.65 pounds Same weight as a copy of the book The Phoenix then attacked the remaining two copies of the book, the remaining English copy and the Spanish copy from the previous test, and attempted to attack personnel. It was killed with only minor paper cuts to Dr. P.