 Warning, this video is not meant to be taken seriously. It is merely for entertainment purposes because not all stereotypes are true so don't get triggered. Also, the video is full of satirical comments that PlayoffWater Society is like. Hi friends, this week I wanted to make a video about the gays. Considering October 11th is National Accommodation Day and I also came out on October 9th, fun fact. But I wanted to do with my YouTube friend Pearl. Hi, my name is Pearl and I'm your local lesbian. Thank you to Frederick for inviting me here but honestly I'm only doing this to defend my people. This is gays versus lesbians ultimate fighting championship. So if you came here to see blood, gore, and gay sex, you've come to the right place. So here are some differences between gays and lesbians. What about the bisexuals? Shut the fuck up! Excuse me, y'all don't even exist, you're looking for attention. Lesbians are better than gays exhibit A. Sports. We came out of the womb like this. Last week when I went to go get a blood test, the doctors couldn't find any blood. Just Gatorade and testosterone. Lesbians love every type of ball. Well, except for two. I mean, gays aren't good at sports too. I'll just go and grind her. Gays have really good fashion sense. Skinny jeans, pastels, really, really, really short shorts. Too many sock patterns, fucking hipster glasses that aren't even real. Hey, lesbians are fashionable too. Spicy mama. Okay, so I might look like a creepy, best said boy but who says they aren't sexy? Um, I love all. Okay, fine, we're only good at shopping at Home Depot. But look how many pockets there are. Think of how handy that is. Hey, you got a hammer I can borrow? No, I'm sorry dude. Hatchet? Good. But if there's one thing we have in common, it's that we both love planos. Yeah, we do. As for our homosexual morning routine, I don't think we have a lot of steps. I mean, we wake up to check grinder, then we wash, cleanse, exfoliate, do the fucking Instagram beauty guru thing, put way too much product in our hair. Hi and welcome back to my lesbian channel. Today I'm showing you my morning routine. The first thing I like to do after I wake up is assert my masculinity. Then I head to the bathroom. Come on, fat ass. This is a season puzzle. First I wash my face. Then I comb my hair. Then I don't shave my armpit hair to make a feminist statement. And finally, if it's a really special day, I put some chapstick on. To put it lightly, gays are extra. As in, shut the fuck up. As in, you can handle me for an hour before you're gonna choke me. As in, you're up here and I'ma need you down here. Gays also have a lot of slang. Yes. Oh honey, you better work. Slaaaang. Basically every other word that fucking mental schoolers say. Also there's a stereotype that gays have a feminine voice. I don't know what you're talking about. If the gays are too much for you, you can come chill with us. Full disclaimer, lesbians have a really limited vocabulary. So, dude, bro. So our conversations might be slightly lacking, but you're hanging with lesbians with the fuck cares. Don't worry, we're chillin'. We're like pot heads, but without the pot. We're like emotionally sensitive fuck boys. We communicate solely with smirks, nods, playful slaps in the back. And that's all we have for you today. If you enjoyed this video, like, leave a comment down below, or better, subscribe because it posts videos every Saturday. And go subscribe to Pearl right here. This is her name. It's also gonna be right here and in the description. But wait, there's more! Just for you. Head on over to my channel to watch part two of Gays vs Lesbians. All right, I love you guys. Everything is less than three. Everything is love!