 Are you ready? Are you ready for the best 2K series on the planet? It's back, baby! You thought it was coming back? You asked for it. You asked for it. It's here, baby. Who else does it like this? Who else got that point-stash Wheel of 2K? Wrapping! Trust me, boys! Trust me! I see the comments! Long-awaited the banger series! The best my team series on YouTube! Let's get it, boys! Now, for all you complaining, listen, I started Wheel of 2K last year, June 4th. You're getting this more than a month earlier, okay? And we're gonna make this year NBA 2K 22, the best season of Wheel of 2K you've ever seen. Now, if you're new to the channel or you just want a refresher, let's talk about exactly what Wheel of 2K is. Now, a lot of people know Papa Meeks from Wheel of Mutt, and in Wheel of Mutt, I spin a wheel I build to my horrible Madden team and I go try and win a Super Bowl. Wheel of 2K is very similar, but it does have some pretty damn big twists. Number one thing that remains the same in Wheel of 2K, we start with a garbage team. However, I am entitled one team captain each season. So my whole team right now is gonna be amethysts and sapphires. It's trash. And the goal as we progress in this series is to make it better. But I get one player my choosing at the start. Let's take a peek at the team. I'll go through some rules. I'll show you what our squad looks like and we'll get into this season opener, baby. You already know this is gonna be a banger. This is our team. An 87 overall offense, an 85 overall defense, and an 86 flat. You're looking at this team and you probably have no idea what's going on, so let me walk you through it. My starting lineup can be amethysts at bests and my bench players can be sapphires. As for my starting lineup, my team captain that I chose is Galaxy Opal Beasts, Jamaran. I love Jamaran. If I could choose to bandwagon a team that wasn't the Dallas Mavericks since I already bandwagon them, he's like a mix of Allen Iverson and Derek Rose. And I just pray that he stays healthy because he plays so explosive that he's probably gonna pull Derek Rose, which would be really sad, but whatever. So instead of there being an amethyst point guard, my team captain is Jamaran. He's locked in for the whole season. Hopefully he'll help kickstart this team into a W. The next thing you're seeing here, which I know you're confused about, is this Dogwater Jimmy Butt. And this is something new that we started in Wheel of Mut this year and I'm bringing it over to Wheel of 2K. That is the Power Up Player. So the Power Up Player starts at their absolute worst version, right? The 77 overall Jimmy Butler. If he plays well, we're entitled to the next best version of his card. So for the Power Up Player in Wheel of 2K, here's how I'm gonna do it. The player must do one of two things. They can either get 10 points or a double-double. Now, most of the time, if you're getting a double-double, it's with points. So if Jimmy Butler somehow in this next game got 10 points and 10 rebounds, we would get two upgrades. This will be the progression for Jimmy Butler. Once I get 10 points, I get his Ruby, 88 overall. Still not good, but a huge upgrade from the 77. Next is the 89 and the 90. There's a 94 diamond, the 95 pink diamond. After that is a 96 overall pink diamond. And then a 99 Dark Matter Jimmy Butler. But it's baby steps. I'm gonna have to try and get this Jimmy Butler 10 points first. I went with Jalen Green because I really like Jalen Green. I think he's awesome. Evan Mobley, runner-up for Rookie of the Year, thought I'd show some love to Cleveland because... I mean, what the fuck's in Cleveland? That place sucks. And then Karl-Anthony Towns. Now, before I spin my wheel and add a player to this team, and we talk about all those rules, I want to show you why Wheel of 2K has a very big twist as opposed to Wheel of Mud. And that is the cheat sheet. Now, the cheat sheet is the reason that we play Wheel of 2K. Every Wheel of 2K season is 12 by-team games. Depending on how I perform in those 12 games will determine my punishments or what you guys have to do for me. So if you're watching this series, you've already signed the contract. Go ahead and shake on it. Don't cross your fingers. I don't care. I'll personally come to your house and have sex with your mom. Actually, that's on the cheat sheet. So let's just go through it. If somehow I literally didn't win a single game. If I went 0 and 12, I would have to streak an NFL game. I would buy a front row ticket. I'd get butt naked. I'd run on the field. I envision I will win at least one game. 1 and 11 is the naked mile. You get butt naked and you have to run all of MSU's campus. Because MSU's campus is, I think, 1.2 miles. So I'd start at one end and I'd run to the other of Michigan State's campus. So I just need to win two games, guys. It's probably not gonna happen. It is technically possible. Probably not gonna happen. 2 and 10. This is probably the absolute lowest that I could envision is actually possible. So I did an 100 jersey giveaway. If I went 2 and 10, I would give away 100 NBA jerseys to you guys. So this one, instead of it being embarrassing, the boys all win. 3 and 9, I will call five previous claps. Okay, so what this is is I'll call five girls that I clapped and I'm gonna ask them, like, on speaker, in front of the camera, how good I was at the clap. 4 and 8, subs, truth or drink. Okay, you saw my truth or drink video. Probably if you didn't, the premise was truth or dare. But if you didn't want to answer the question, you had to drink. So if someone asked me a really tough question that I didn't want to answer, take a shot. So the difference here is you guys would actually determine every single question. So on the last one, we just pulled a question off of Google. We watched some other videos, did some funny ones. But every single question would come from you guys. 5 and 7, kind of the same deal, subs DM 10 people. You can write up 10 DMs for me. We'll choose the 10 best and I have to send them out. So if it's to your boy Pizza, if it's to Bella Pork, if it's to Samurai, whoever, I have to send them out. Keeping in mind that since I have that blue check, get flexed on, you're a peasant, I'm better than you, L-plus ratio. Keep in mind that since I have the blue check, any verified person or really anybody will see the DM. 6 and 6 is a henna tattoo. This was on the cheat sheet last year. I think it's a funny one. It is embarrassing, but I wouldn't mind too much doing this and that's why it's at 6 and 6. So you could just do like a henna, like a giant cock and put it on my arm. Henna tattoos go away after two weeks, but they're like really prominent. They look like a real tattoo. Whenever I went to the gym, wherever I went that next two weeks, I'd have like a big cock on my arm. 7 and 5, I would play 2K High. So the next episode of Wheel of 2K, I would just be on Jupiter. That one would be funny. I wouldn't mind doing it for 7 and 5. And as you can see, the closer we get to a better record, me playing better, the worse the challenge is. 8 and 4, I like this because if I play well, we all win. 8 and 4, I'll do 3 sign jersey giveaway. And 9 and 3, I'll do a 5 sign jersey giveaway. If I hit 10 and 2, this is where I'm safe. Okay, if I hit 10 and 2, you have to comment, nice cock. That's it. All right, it's not a big ask. Okay, you signed the contract, you already shook my hand. Just tell me I have a nice cock. Maybe throw in a rating, 8 and a half out of 10. I like the vein down the middle. Good girth, sits nicely on the balls. Something like that. I wrote 11 and 2 because I'm a total fucking idiot, but that should say 11 and 1. Wow, I gotta go fix that. God, I'm so stupid. Oh wait, when you're seeing this, I've already fixed it because I'm recording. 11 and 1, I will be asking each and every one of you for $1. We're all gonna donate to the exact same charity. Presumably, this video gets, let's say, 300,000 views, right? Each one of you who watches it, I would ask you to donate $1, assuming I went 11 and 1. I would ask each and every one of you that we all donate $1 to the same charity. It would probably be like an animal rescue charity. That's something I really care about. So we could get like $300,000 to a charity. That would be sick. 12 and 0, I literally own your mother. Your mother is not mine. I'm your father. I can come over to your house and clap whenever I want. You don't have any say in it. It's not a debate. It's not a negotiation. I literally own her. At the end of the day, if that was all too confusing, let's make it simple. I spin a wheel, I make my team better, and based on my record is in 12 games, I have to complete a challenge. It's relatively simple, but it's going to be a banger. Let's get ready for this video. So looking at my team right now, John Morant is going to be the carry right now. And I think Jalen Green, Evan Mobley, Carl Anthony Towns can play well, but I think the most important thing I want with the way I play 2K, a center. I run a lot of pick and roll. Most of the points I get are with my big men. So if we can get a power forwarder, a center with this spin, I'll be really happy. We'll get Mo Bomber, Mile Bridges just completely out of the lineup. And then Mobley or Carl Anthony Towns will come in for some nice benchmarks. Our franchise. Oh my goodness. I forgot to tell you guys about our franchise. All right, we are the Salt Lake City, mommy milkers. I'm so hungry. I figured if anybody could appreciate a good old fashioned mommy milker, I couldn't find the Jazz Arena auction house. So I just went with Mavericks because that's my true bandwagon team. And then my floor is the 98 Jazz floor. So I'm actually, I really like it. Let's get it boys. The first spin of we look 2K season out there. I couldn't be more excited. Let's see what we got here. It's gonna be eight. Okay. It's a random Jersey that we can take any single NBA player, but they must have the Jersey number that Echo's about to tell us. Echo, pick a number one through 69. Here's a number between one and 69. It's 47. 47? No, shit. Whoa, this is so weird, bro. The only player I could find that's number 47 is Andre Kirolinko. Number one, I know every single year Andre Kirolinko is like, I don't know shit about 2K, but I know Kirolinko is just goaded. I guess he played for Utah Jazz. Now keep in mind gentlemen, if I lose this game, I do not keep Kirolinko and only keep my wheel spin if I win the game. Dude, I remember this dude just ruining me all last year. Everybody had like, I was like a galaxy old with Kirolinko and he could just shoot the lights out. All right, so Kirolinko in for Mowgli and I feel bad taking Miles Bridges out because I actually really like Miles Bridges. If I go up against just the most ridiculous dude on this first game, I'm gonna be so sad. All right, the only other thing we haven't done is the challenge wheel for wheel of 2K. So once this lands and I get to see his team right now, I'll let you know, oh my God. This is like the dirt challenge, but I don't have dirt. Three times post fade, one player. How are you gonna put me up against this guy? How is this who I'm playing against? It's just dominate a dark matter squad. Yes, sir, great pick and roll. My goals right now are 10 points of Jimmy Butler and three post fades with somebody and most likely it's gonna be Kirolinko. Also obviously winning the game and you know what? If he's gonna shoot like that, I will win this game. Let's get the post fade. Yes, sir, hey, that's great. It's not gonna go in every time. We gotta hit three of those to complete our challenge. Dude, what is this guy at Curry's sexual? That was a horrible shot. Great D, oh my God. Hey, how does he have three points? When did he get three points? Kirolinko wide open, guap. Gotta be, gotta be. Dude, he's such a sharp shooter. My post fades are not in the books yet, but I'm actually feeling good about this game. His team scares the shit out of me. So does Shaq, honestly, and that's gonna be a menace of society down there, but I feel pretty good. Paul George, post fade, it took three. He just cooked my ass. You deserve that bucket. Oh, let's get Jimmy a bucket, dude. Oh, give me the OOP. Yes, oh, OOPs are a lot harder this year. Oh God, he's so open. Jimmy, Jimmy, oh, he's still got it. Did I have that ball? Oh shit, this is, all right. I say we focus on, let's get Kirolinko to fades and then we'll look to Jimmy Butler. Shaq on a Russell, I like that. Oh, up top, up top. Donovan Mitchell, Sapphire Green. Emerald Splash. No one's gonna get that, but whatever. Fuck my dick, my ball. Shaq owns me, actually. He literally owns the paint right now. Post up, go to the center and hit it. Who else could hit a post fade on this team? Probably. Jammer is probably the only one I can think of. At what point do I just take the bucket because it's so free? Dude, what are you doing? This guy's like obsessed with this. Oh, okay. God, Kirolinko's a monster. Let's keep it up, boys. Monty Milker's up by two, he's gonna brick another. Let's run this court. Give me a post fade. Give me one. Actually, jump. Mariah's gonna get this dark matter squad. Are you kidding me? You're gonna shoot, you're gonna shit. Oh, no time on this clock. Post fade, shit. One post fade in the first quarter. I am definitely on pace, but we'll see how it goes. You think Westbrook could hit one on Curry? Yeah, it was on Curry, right? Yeah, he can't. I'm just proud of our defense. They're allowing us to take so many bad shots because they're playing so well. Look at that. He's gonna meet me out here. I got, oh, oh, hit it over. Lean right, yes, sir. That's a great shot. Dude, it's not easy, all right? I don't have a Dirk Nowitzki out here, so it's just not easy. Shit, he's gonna shoot. Yup, Riley Redham. Hey, let's go. He literally just wants to shoot with Curry. This guy's absolutely a Golden State Warrior fan. As far as the horrible shot. And now we go into the center. Yes, sir, another green. All right, one more, boys, so we can start playing, playing. And we're up by five. Respectfully, this guy is ass. His only game plan is to stand up there and just eventually shoot a three. So, look at this defense, bro. Come on. Find that money spot, buddy. Yes, fake to the middle. He's down there, guys. Curry, go. He's my little Dirk Nowitzki. He really is. He's my poor man's Dirk Nowitzki. No more, dude, no more. Good D. Good pump. Movamba, that's Damien Lillard. You're good. Why is Movamba shooting a Kareem Hook against Damien Lillard? This is free throw look like. Chugging, chugging, chew, chew. Don't tell your mom. No, he's itching to shoot a three. Oh, he doesn't. No, dude, did somebody stop this man? Somebody stop this man. 35 to 34, we're down by one, but hey, we had the bench in the last four minutes there, the starters are healthy. I actually feel really good now. And if I can find a way, get Jimmy Butler buckets too, but it's honestly really hard. He can't really create for himself. All right, that is so open. I gotta shoot it, right? No, no, no, no. You can't leave Curry like that. How are we just getting fucking ripped? This dark matter shit is so whack. I had a wide open, dude, under the rim. All right, please. That's gotta be a bucket, right? Jimmy Butler, you scare me. Great defense, out of bounds. Somebody does here, so we can get Jimmy Butler an easy one. Jimmy, it's gonna be hard to get Jimmy Butler points, dude. 10, I might overshot on 10. I thought 10 would be easy. Jimmy Butler just fucking, not Jimmy Butler. Lake Irving just boarded on, not again. We just gotta focus on getting buckets. I can't worry about, I can't worry about Jimmy right now. Damn, I actually think I can get Jimmy a bucket here. No need to. Let's play some defense, boys. No crazy threes. No crazy threes today. Holy shit. Please, Kirillinko. I see his veins. I can't sit here and complain when things aren't going my way. I just gotta make the win happen. That's good, D. That's not gonna go in. There he is. Oh, where is he? Who's open? He's out of position. Oh, all the way. Keep going, one more. Great screen. Oh, leaner. Leaner, yes, sir. Don't go to the paint. Don't go to the paint. Take that, let's go. See, like, bro, I only have 12 points with Ja. Getting 10 with Jimmy is gonna be tough. He made that screen, Bomba. Oh, Bomba. I just upped it. I just upped it. That was a great foul. Well, Bomba for two? Oh, geez. That's pretty good shot. I'm not gonna worry about last shot so much. I'm just gonna worry about a good shot. Money. 8.6 seconds, a beautiful two on the screen and roll. Textbook NBA offense. He wants a three problem. Look at the end corner defense. He's not very good at all at 2K, but he does have a good squad. So I'm like a five out of 10, but my squad sucks. He's like a two out of 10, but his squad is God tier. So we'll see. Oh, no, he's gonna shoot. I was just about to say, when you're on their backside, they can shoot like crazy. That's how we're gonna get... I was literally gonna say that's how we're gonna get Jimmy Butler points right there, but even that, he can't score. This, the upgrade for Jimmy Butler is gonna be hard, but hey, Curry keeps missing, making my life easier. I see Jimmy Butler, but I can't. I can't do that. I want good shots like this. That is a high percentage look right there. Yup, I knew it. I'm in his face. We're clamping Curry in the fourth right now. Yes, sir. High percentage, looks and won. That's my first and won. Kirillenko, 22-5 and two assists for Kirillenko. This guy's the real deal. Shit. Wow, return to sender. You know who followed me on the last and one Blake Griffin? He comes down here. It's one of his own. Jimmy, can you hit that, Jimmy? He's open, but he sucks and he bricks it. Wow, it's gonna be really hard to do shit with Jimmy. Butler, it's your shit out of here. That's a good shot. Just go, John. Just go to the paint. Oh, he went for the 180. All right, let's get into Kirillenko's hands. Eight seconds on the clock, need a great shot. Not a good shot, but a great shot. Oh, corner, cat. No, I tried to throw that to cat. Shit, Karlyne 3000s was so open. He's gonna hit a green. 60 to 58, he takes the lead. Oh, how do I do it? I'm doing it all wrong, bro. I was trying to icon pass. Why am I trying to icon pass when I'm down by two? I need to stop, stop in a bucket. No, he is just gonna walk up there until he gets a three, I think. I gotta try and stop it. That's fine. That's a great, fuck, me. I hate dark matters. They're so good. Wait, we're good. Oh, shot, thank you. Thank you, John. Why, then he got ripped? He likes, man. I need two stops and a score quickly. Good D, good D. I'm not even gonna follow him. I should take my own. The only time I had a shot, like here in the fourth, is when Zach Levine put up that three. Zach Levine put up that three and I defended it and he drilled it. I had a shot right there. If he had missed that, I would have had a shot. Honestly, it's not the worst sign in the world. If I can hang with a dark matter squad, it's kind of good news. You hear me, Butler missed that wide open three at the end? I mean, obviously it kind of sucks, but it was pretty much Kira Linko and John Moran versus the world. They almost pulled it off. Kira Linko, I'm literally so sad since we start the season 0-1-1. Your mother is safe, actually. So if you look at the cheat sheet, your mother is safe, because I'm 0-1-1 right now. Look at the box score. 24 for Ja, 23 for Kira Linko. 10 for 16 and 10 for 15. They played insane. It's the rest of the team that was ass. Wow, Kira Linko, absolute beast. Gonna have to take him off the squad. The good news is completing my challenge gives me one pack. I think Limit Edition has to be the best, right? I don't know what any of these are. Limit Edition contains one guaranteed player, so it could be Alonzo. I could get Alonzo morning in this. Chris Bosh, Cromon, I think Jimmy Butler, Glen Robinson. So I could get any of these dudes. Eric Rose, Kevin Love, Michael Porter, Kawhi. I'm gonna go take off. I feel like Limit Edition might be better, but I'm gonna send this. I don't really know what animations look like. Oh, that one's shaking. That's a good thing, right? Wait, what was the pink diamond in this set? I forgot. Is it Michael Porter Jr.? I think this is Michael, I think it has to be Michael Porter, right? Let's go! Damn, I'm sorry, Evan Mobley. Evan Mobley is getting cucked left and right, but he's gonna have to go to my power forward because Jimmy can only play a small part. Michael Porter Jr. So locked into the squad thanks to the challenge wheel. So that sucks, we're on one. We do a player on the squad that stays. Original owner, 99 offense, 90s defense, shoot. He's six foot 10. Three point scoring is an A plus. I just find myself a little light-skinned Kirillenko. Not bad at all. We love to see that. First episode didn't go exactly how we wanted, but you know what, we got Michael Porter. We took a close out, but it was against all dark matter squad. So I'm actually really happy with how we played. Hopefully next episode I can get my first dub in the books. And thanks for watching Wheel of 2K, baby! Let's have some fun. Peace out, boys.