 Hey, what's up? I don't know if I've said this in a video before, but I just wanted to let you know because today the channel hit 50k Or maybe it was yesterday, but I have a streaming VOD channel now where I'm just uploading all of my Twitch VODs in their full entirety Like this one that's 10 hours long So if you like my streams also go follow me at twitch.tv slash Craig Gables It's right it's right there if you like my streams and sometimes you miss them because I stream at weird times or whatever You can check them out there, but go give that channel a sub Anyway, we're back on the reddit. We haven't been on the reddit in quite some time Fucking shit, I almost broke my fucking fingers off I'm doing the top of this month because I haven't been on the, on the, uh, what is it? Reddit in a bit If you'd like to submit funny memes and stuff like that go to reddit.com slash r slash Craig Gameplays Submit some things and I'll check it again someday The dichotomy of man Ethan on his channel teaching people how to use EpiPens if someone needs it Ethan on unisonous drinking his own carbonated piss Really, really though Yeah, you're right. You're right different Strokes for different folks That doesn't apply here I do want to say though once unisonous is over I'm very excited to make the same kind of stuff For my channel because there's been a lot of cursed weird ideas that have had but I'm like, oh that should go on unisonous And so I'm very excited to make different videos like this for my own channel It's gonna be fun. So strap in baby Also we're on my 1.5 million subs that's fucking nuts If you haven't yet Sub right now You can if you want I don't care It's special because you were there Look at that fucking cake, baby Why is no one talking about Happy, Eve and Amy? God, Amy's face looks hilarious Do you like Eve? Yes, definitely, absolutely I rigged it I missed that show, that show made me cry Ooh, cartoony cranky boy I love this, that's cool That's cool Ooh I love this, that's cool This, that's cool Who the fuck is this? Shit, this is cool too Eve but with curls Maybe I'll curl my hair What if I curled my hair? How do I do that? I don't know how to do that Dog, this fanar is fucking dope dude So I'm not the only one who does this I got so much judgment Mainly from Mark and Amy Who goes up the stairs with normal two legs When you have four It's an advantage It's called the, it's called What's it called? Survival of the fittest I will survive, they will fucking die Because I will be so much faster Going upstairs You can't argue with me on this If we had a stair climbing race I would go on so much faster Than those two legged freaks I just worked out and I've got so much energy now Why are you reading like that? Amy, like how Ethan reads? Never before have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with it It's true, I don't read super well But Amy didn't have to fucking do me like that dude Loomis on his doodles Aw, these are cute Aw, aw Math exists Ethan having sex with that dude That video man I wanna give myself a pat on the back Actually, I'm gonna itch my back I put myself in such a vulnerable position there guys And none of that was a joke I was so nervous about that video And honestly in the end And I'm glad that we did the video I thought it was really funny And Mark and Amy both were like Yo, we don't have to post this if you don't want to And I was like, no, I think it's funny But it was so embarrassing Seeing how awful I am at math So, you know I'm so brave I am so brave Walk straight, display ass while walking Turn your back like you're a sea Put trumpet on ground Walk normally Listen to Mark's instructions You No one's surprised If you're surprised then you're new Or you're not paying attention Are you paying attention? Obviously not If you think that I would walk normal How to spot a soft boy before he ruins your life In an age when toxic masculinity Has been more typically connected with Late and aggressive violation The soft boy off the top Hold on, hold on Why would I ruin your life? I'm a second, Alison Identifying the fuck boy's feminist cousin The stare Brooding haircut Pretentious novels he'll never read I can't read So I don't have those Vintage sweater Unfinished screenplay Favorite tea Ticket stubs from the latest museum exhibit Mom's old jeans Why would I wear my fucking mom's pants We don't have the same waistline In an age when toxic masculinity Has been more typically connected with Late and aggressive violations The soft boy or soft boy Often files under the Often flies under the radar He has a non-threatening aesthetic A pastel toned alpaca grandfather's sweater A copy of the second sex In his back pocket Which appears to be a rejection Of traditional masculinity And all it stands for His personality seems to match At least upon first encounter Embracing the softer look The soft boy persona screams I am your antidote To basic male bullshit Or so he'd like you to believe He's a wolf in sheep's pink Tinted organic clothing He's the fuck boy's cousin Who wised up and changed the game To confuse his prey Why is this so hostile and aggressive? How can you keep these laborious dudes Of infringing upon your life? Here's some telltale soft boy signs To keep outpour He vehemently hates on any In all mainstream culture And ends each debate D-D-Dia tribe Not debate Did they mean debate? I don't know what that word means A forceful and bitter verbal attack Against someone or something Okay He refers to himself as Sapio-sexual I don't know what that means One who finds the content of someone else's mind To be their most attractive attribute Above and before their physical characteristics From the Latin root sapien Meaning lies Okay So it's the people that when you're like You a tits or an ass guy They're like, I like the personality He smokes real cigarettes Because e-cigarettes represent Inauthenticity I don't think I carry any of these attributes But you know What do I know? I'm just a fucking wolf In sheep clothing I really want Eve to see this And try and replicate it again Okay Hit him This is so cute! Look at this shit Look at that little boy Who's got his arm on my shoulder Look at that It's adorable This is real cute too What the hell dude? Dude, looking back on it Like I'm really glad I shaved Like this is This was a pretty rough look Not gonna lie This isn't This isn't photoshopped And that's so funny It's like the trumpet meme How did my body look like this dude? What the fuck Phone voice We're all a bunch of sims It's September you can't It's September October is my birthday month So y'all better be fucking Simping out of the gorg Does that make sense? I don't know But I better see me trending every day Or else I'm going to be offended Ethan calls himself ugly The entire fan base Listen to this shit It's true That's how you react Not a meme But maybe a meme What's this? This is funny We've really done A lot of cursed shit Haven't we? It's a lot It's a lot to handle Does anyone help Find this shirt that Ethan wore? Yeah, I got you fan It's an Australian Company called Dangerfield I don't know if it's still here Bats That's not a bat Stupid Might have been Black Friday I don't know A lot of their stuff is like Semi-limited But this is where I got it from I love candles Did I say that? Probably I do I like eyebrows Candles Ethan answer with an eyebrow slit Maybe I'll do it I don't know We've been in quarantine How long? Six months? Almost seven months? Give it eight And I'll do it Maybe How did I not get more puss When I was younger? Look at this kid Look at this kid, dude The vans With the gap socks I got my water bottle You know I stay hydrated The sick backpack This is about the size of my body I've got denim shorts Denim I've got denim cargo shorts on In my other hand You can see I've got my notebook in my hand That means I'm deep I write poetry Okay The haircut Wow Can we talk about it I'm giving a sassy look Oh my god I don't kiss and tell Dude Yes This It's dope Shelby has one My friend Shelby Shubble Go do something to her channel Shelby has this ring I played around with it It's awesome Ethan has a better ass than Mark Dude I have so much energy I drank so much pre-workout To get the gains I've got to get the gains Because Because I've got to get the gains baby Dude I'm not going to lie I kind of do have that Ah Shit Dude Ah Two or three subs Where are you at Justin I don't pay you enough for this Do I? Thank you I appreciate it Ethan is actually very cute Funny, nice And we all collectively Have at least a small crush on him More like You're simping September Alright Thank you My ego is quenched My crippling depression Coming back It's trying to find you It's going to find you Oh this art's cute Look at little Spence He's so concerned Oh this is so cute This is so cute Look at me Look at me I saw this on TikTok It's so cool Look at this shit That's so sick That was made with fingers Dude That's so cool Ink In the hand Finger painting This is the most advanced video painting I've ever seen Alright gamers I'mma end it here Thank you so much For submitting to the reddit And doing cool things And appreciating my fat ass Thank you so much The channel has been doing Insane recently Thank you so much I don't know what's happening But I appreciate you Watching my stuff I appreciate it Um And the channel's almost at 1.5 million What the That's crazy So thank you guys so much I will see you later I love you all Stay cranky Bye