 In the brand new Dragon Ball game, Dragon Ball the Breakers, you can either play as one of seven important teammates working together to take down the ultimate big bad, or you can do what I did in this video and play as the big bad himself. I chose to play as Frieza, and to make it even more difficult, I handpicked the best seven survivors I could find. This video is what happened during that insane session. I watched this chat. Game 1 of Frieza, will I get my ass beaten? Maybe. We'll see how it goes. Ooh, evil. Wait, I don't want to be Cell. I want to be Frieza. Oh, change Raider. Frieza! Alright, let's do it. Let's- let's do this shit. Do we win this? I think I win this. I think I'm gonna get ju- No. Look at me, bro. Ain't no way I'm getting jumped. Let me say something evil. I made you a promise, didn't I? I said you would experience a dread like no other. And I'm gonna keep my promise. Bring the camera in. I want the whole world to know my Frieza is nuts in this game. Ooh, I even got Zarbon with me! Damn! For those of you that don't know, Zarbon's like my favorite henchman villain. Easily. I wish I got to play- Hold on. Where do I sense key? Looks like we got some key over there. Who was that? Was that an elder Namekian? Ha ha ha! Oh, look, it's an elder Namekian. Hey, how's it going? Get out of my sight. Oh, no dragon balls. Done with you, then. No dragon balls. I don't need them. Oh, I can send the Dory out on a little mission? I can send the Dory out on a mission? That's high! Not a single soul in sight. Where are all the good- Where are all the e- the- the civilians? Oh, here's a little guy. Give me the dragon balls. What is that? Oh, shit! Oh, my God! He said, what is that? It fucking died. My man was stumped. He said, what are you doing? Imagine Frieza walking in your house with a little space pod. I would actually fucking cry. I'm not even joking. I'm a grown-ass man. I would cry when I saw him through my window. I'm- I'm cry- I'm straight up crying. Oh, the scouter takes a little while longer to lock onto signatures. Hey, you need help? Hand over the dragon balls. Oh, thanks! Damn! What?! He- he did what I told him to do and I killed him for it? Alright, now I feel like I gotta go fight some real people. Now I wanna go fight somebody. I'm trying to go for somebody for- Actually, hold on. Where are you guys going? Let me go ahead and get- Let me go ahead and get rid of this successful one for you. Bye-bye! Take a death ball for ya! Is he gonna fire at any time this year? Nice. Alright, they're all still alive and well, though. Bro, I hear some- I hear somebody pitter-pattering around, bro. Oh! How do I lock onto this guy? Oh! Oh! Oh, I got the combos! Bam! Damn! Nope. Kaio-ken, shut the fuck up. Yeah, get that barrier, bro. Get that shit outta here, bro. Get that shit outta here. And by the way, you're coming with me. Where's the dragon balls? I don't care. Done talking to him. Done. Bye-bye. And didoria kill anybody that tries to rescue that guy? Thank you. Wait. Wait, I want a dragon ball. Give me that. What was that? Who's walkin', dude? Somebody's walkin' around. Man, these guys are- Oh, look who we have here! Zarbon killed that guy! Ha-ha! The Dora, you killed that guy. Oh, we're clashing! We're clashing! You think you can clash with me? Oh! Oh! Damn! Damn! Damn! How is he b- This guy's got hands for real. Alright, you had your fun. Laser! Oh, shit! Who did- Who's doin' that? What the- I'm startin' messin' with these guys, man! This guy pissed me off! Bro, you just had to go and piss me off, didn't you? This guy had to go and piss me off. You had to do it, huh? I was gonna let you live. I really was gonna let you live. I really was gonna let you live. And then you did that. Not gonna happen, bro. And also, I forgot my things are on the right bumper. I have not been using my abilities, huh? Hey! Hey! And now- Now I gotta- Now I gotta kill you the aggressive way. Oh. You guys are some lucky scum. Where'd you bounce off to? I'll find you. You know what? No. You guys get out of there right now. Ha ha ha ha! Get out of that- Ew, why am I ugly? I am butt ugly. Damn! Get out of that area right now, I'm done with that zone. Another area gone. I hear somebody steppin' around! I hear somebody steppin' around! Yeah! Where you think you goin'? Yeah! And by the way, come here. I'm about to krill in this motherfucker right now. Oh! Oh! I heard him steppin'. All civilians are gone. Okay, so these guys did a- Whee! And who would that be? Who would that be right there, huh? Who would that be trying to get away from me? Oh, and I just- You know I gotta do this to you. Where'd he go? I can literally see him. Did you have any dragon balls with you? Oh! Somebody's about to throw hands with me. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. That guy is level four and he is coming to fold me. Hurry! You need to die. You need to die. I'm going to need to be in peak form- Peak form to get this guy. And that's exactly what I'm going to be. When he comes to find me, he's going to find nothing, but the world's greatest wor- Let's go. Let's go. Where are you at? Oh, I bet he don't want to find- Ow! Ow, my eyes. Oh, shit! Oh, my God. He got it. Damn! Welp. I'm going to take my sweet time doing this. I actually have to go destroy the time machine. I don't have time to be messing around with these losers. This ends now, I guess. I don't even know what I'm doing. Oh, shit! Get off the time machine! Damn! Damn! I sure hope nobody was on the time machine. Where do you think you're going? What is that? Damn! Damn! You guys are quite the dynamic fucking duo, huh? Shit! These motherfuckers got hands for real! Damn! Bro had hands! Damn! Bro had hands! Bro, nice group picture. Where the fuck are your six other friends? Dead. I'll beat the fuck out of them next round. They look like I was learning for real. Damn! That guy had hands, though. It ain't happening again, though. I'll tell you that right now. It ain't happening again. I'll tell you that right now. Y'all don't even think I mean that, too, but I do. Let's go. Yeah! Alright, now let me drop the line. I intend to rid the universe of every last one of you. Yeah! That's the winning line. I don't feel like I used Zarbhan and Dodoria effectively, but this time chat, I'm going to use them well. There we go. That's my gang. Look. See, I have a dynamic trio. I should have never lost to a duo, but this is my Revival of Frieza movie right here. What if I just killed a person straight up? What if I didn't mess around with, like, any of the AI? Okay, there's one AI right there, so I'm going to go kill that guy. But, hear me out, chat. What if I'm just a menace right away? Give me the Dragon Balls. No Dragon Balls? Shut up. Revival of Frieza. ROF chat. Hey! Damn! Supernova? What is this guy, Bardock? Bro is running in place. Bro is trying to skedaddle. What the fuck? Enough with the Kaio-ken. Bro is running in place. What was that? I actually heard the cartoon running effect. That was not the guy I was fighting before, though. And I know he's hiding around here. You can't hide from me. Zarbhan and Dodoria will detect if anything suspects going on. Even if I have, why would I get caught? Shut up. Bro, man was doing a whole speech like I cared. Level 2 already. I think he hid from you, maybe. He probably did. Damn, blowing up an area. I'm blowing up an area, chat. I've teleported out of there. That's the speedrun strat. What you guys saw right there was the speedrun strat. Oh, there's people in the area. Okay, they're going to scatter to the area to the right. They're going to the right area. They're going to the desert. I'm going to catch them over there. They've got to be over here. They barely made it. They might be in my ship running around, trying to have some fun. Oh, I hate fun. I hate when the survivor team has fun. Why would I ever want anybody to have fun playing this video game except for me? Where are you guys? Where are you guys? I know you're somewhere over here. I hear one of you pitter-patter in the round. And there he is. And there he is. I knew I heard you. I knew I heard you walking around like you own the place. Shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Boom. Get him out of there. Nope. Shut up. Nah, bro thought he was Spider-Man. Bro thought he was Peter Parker. Where'd that guy go? Zarbonne to Doria. Don't let anybody take his body. Thank you. Appreciate that. All right. Now, where'd the guy in the Saiyan pod go? If I was him, I'd probably go to Area E. They're probably working on Area E pretty hard right now. I don't see anybody, though. These guys can hide. These guys know how to hide for real. Come on, guys. Are we really that afraid of me? When have I ever done anything wrong by you guys? They're making progress, dude. Fuck. The Scouter only form one. It looks like it. Okay. These guys are just hiding. I don't want to let them escape. God, and they all have like level three beatdowns, too. These guys are finna beat my ass. Damn. These guys are finna be- Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you scared? What? What? What is the I word? Another death, another win. Let's go. Shit. Shit. I got to get them off of this. Damn. This is their team of level threes. It's the team of level threes for- We knew there were going to be problems. We knew there were going to be a problem. We knew there were going to be a problem, Jack. We knew there were going to be a problem. We can win this. It's just the fact that they are actively beating my ass right now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Damn. Damn. I'm just going to go ahead and let them- I'm going to go ahead and let them use the time machine. I kind of let them get a little too strong. I'm not going to lie. I'm just going to let the super time machine do its thing. I'm just going to- Yeah, they can go ahead and erase me from existence, but they were kind of giving me the hands. All right. All right. I see what I'm doing wrong now. I got to hurry up and kill these motherfuckers because they get strong. I got to go ahead and blow up- I got to go ahead and blow that up. Time machine pretty good. Damn. I died in the ugliest form, too. God damn. A lot of these guys were alive. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. I'm just not playing like that guy. Watch this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I'm letting these guys jump me at the end. I got it. I got it. I think I got to jump them like right away. I'm going to do it. I'm going to jump them right at the beginning. I've also assembled all the best PC players to go against us survivors. This is like a crack team, dude. This is the crack team if there was ever a crack team. And this time chat, when I say let the carnival terror begin, I mean that shit. I'm going this way. Yes, I knew it. I knew I would be rewarded for my actions. Oh, shit. Don't fight me. I got him. I need my powerful booster. God damn, where'd he go? I can't believe he actually slipped away in the smoke screen. Damn it. Oh, this is taking forever. I took too long, not optimal, not optimal. If I killed that second guy, it would have been optimal. Damn. That didn't even power me up to two. Waste of time. I can't believe he got it. I can't believe he got away with that. I can't believe he got away with it. I can't believe he got away with the jet. Bro was trying to skedaddle. Oh, come off it. Damn it. Oh, I'm just leveling up though. I'm just done with these guys. Get off of me. Let's go. No, nobody was in that building. Clutch transformation, that was huge for us. Just making sure nobody's having too much fun. I'm wasting my time blowing this shit up, honestly. God, they are going to cartoonishly beat my ass again with the time machine up. I got it. Bro's a Gallic. Stop. Stop. I'm taking out a good number of them though. We're getting a good number of them. We got some good RG. I feel like we took out a strong hero at the beginning. Z difficulty survivors. You're not wrong. These guys are a crack team. These guys are an ace team right here. No, I always get stuck on the worst guy. This is the worst guy to get stuck doing this on. The worst guy. Yes. Yes. I am a God finally. A win. Wait, are they not dead? Did that guy have sent two beans or something? No shot. No shot that guy had sent two beans. No, he's coming back for more. Get the time machine out of here. No, no, no, no, no. Blow it up, Frieza. Blow it up so we can't get away. Blow it up, blow it up, blow it up, blow it up. Blow it up, blow it up, please. I see him at the time machine. Don't let him get away. Oh my God, it's taking all day. He's going to get away. Throw it. Throw it. Hurry. He got away. He must have escaped. Oh, he didn't escape. He didn't escape. Hey, where did you think you were going? No, no, no. Zarbhan, Dodoria, get this guy. Dodoria, please kill this guy. Good. Excellent work, Dodoria. Excellent work, yes. Excellent work. Excellent work, Dodoria. You've done great. Perfect. I don't know. Why do I have to win as the ugly one, dude? Look at me. I don't even look a menacing. I look like I walked into the wrong class on the first day of school. But I'll take it. That's a win. That's a win for Frieza. You love to see this. You love to see this. All right, I'm going to do it one more time and I'm getting the final form, Frieza. Watch. I'm doing it one more time with Frieza. All right, Zarbhan, Dodoria, one more time, once more. I'm going to need you guys to count on me. All right, first of all, I'm splitting up the team. You guys go that way and that way. I'll take the forward. I'm going to use my nothing. Oh, bad RNG, bad RNG. I'm only seeing one Namekian over here. What is that? What is that? Die. Okay, decent spawn rate. We've got a couple of Namekians just chilling out. Get them out of here. Bye. Oh, is that a three Namekian? Damn, the apartment rates must be affordable here because the Namekians all moved in. Die. Good RNG. Perfect RNG. I'm thinking we go around and see if these guys want to play. Where are the survivors at? I'm thinking we wipe the city off the face of the earth. That's just me. Goodbye, city. Oh, look at them escaping. Look at that one guy ziplining out. Bro escaped in a flash. Does he have a dragon ball? Oh, he does. Thank you, little guy. Die. Die. I'm not playing any games. Die. Shit. Oh, Bro thought he was going to escape. Oh, he did escape. Bro thought I didn't have aim. Oh, I actually heard his bones shatter on the rock. That is terrible. Goodbye. Oh, my God. Bro fell into a twitch confonepit. Jesus Christ, he's done for. I'll chase you to the ends of the earth. I will chase you to the ends of the earth. And I'm coming for you next, dude. Let's go. I think I'll blow up this area next. They seem to be running around in the forest quite often. I think I've had enough of them scampering through the woods. Goodbye. Shout out to Bambi's mom. I'm sure she's down there getting shot right about now by Friyza's henchmen. What? I'll take it up. Yeah. Well, I'm the bad guy. You know, I got to look out for Bambi's mom and shit like that. I'm doing pretty good this round. I'm not going to lie. I left them a lot of space to still scamper through the woods if we're being honest. These guys are still getting up to no good. Oh, there's somebody down here. Hey, trying to raise a friend, huh? Get off me. Actually pathetic. Oh, my God. The worst move in the game. The worst move in the game strikes again. Bro is making rules up. Oh, why did he fall cartoonishly? Why did he fall like that? Four survivors are left. He tried to get away in a saiyan pot. Hey, hey. No, no, no sense of being. Stop that. Stop that right now. Give him to me. Actually, I could use a sense of being. You can keep them. You'll need them where you're going. Hey, watch this pot. Don't let anybody use it. Now, where does friends go? Where does friends go for real? We've got two survivors left. Oh, and it looks like it looks like my henchmen found somebody. It looks like they found somebody scampering through the woods again, huh? There he goes. There you go. You're running for it, too. Kaioken. Where are you going? Nah, Kaioken's for when I can't see you. Get back here. All right, bro. Bro is fast. I'm not going to lie. Oh, but there he goes. Fell out of the sky, landed on his back. And now, boom, he's just another one of them. How am I not level four yet? I want to reach level four. What? The last survivor got the fee. Oh, you got away. Damn. I have to end another game like this. Damn it. I'll take it. That's another good win, though. Ooh, I'm looking hella devious. I'll take it, chat. That is how you play. I'll take it. That's how you play Frieza. Really, that's just how you play Frieza. I finally learned and I feel good. Now I'm going to play boo.