 For fast, cheap, and reliable Madden 22 coins, make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com Use code MMG for 10% off BOOM! Ay! I shaved. I did. I look like a baby again. And now I can get them underage girls. That is not funny. I would like it to be known that I do not think that's funny. EDP is somewhere tweaking balls right now. Stop it, Mads. Stop it, Mads. Stop! What do I know, baby? You're probably saying to yourself, Papa Beast, why are you in such a good mood? You just lost in the playoffs. You have to reset your wheel of my season. Hear me out. There's a gigantic diamond in the rough for our seasons right now. So yes, we took a depressing loss in the playoffs. That guy out played me 9 times out of 10. He beats me. And guess what? That was one of the 9. I'll take my L. But there is a silver lining. So I'm recording this video on January 17th. You're going to see it on January 19th. I have roughly one exact month, a little bit less, until the real-life Super Bowl, which is hopefully Bill's versus Packers. Is that going to happen? I don't know, but we'll see. I have that much time to get myself to an actual Super Bowl in Mutt. How sick would it be if I could have a Super Bowl on the Super Bowl or near the Super Bowl? I might not post it the same day, because obviously you guys have something important to watch. But it would be a sick day if you could watch both the Wheel of Mutt Super Bowl and a real-life Super Bowl all in one. Either way, I pulled it off for the Wheel of Mutt, creamy Super Bowl special. Why can't I pull it off right now? Why can't I clutch up, secure the bag right now? So yeah, we got a 69 overall team, but I'm feeling very good. We get no prestige players. Absolutely none, because I didn't complete anything. Not to mention prestige Darren Waller. As much as I love him and he's still great, I really thought at this point in the season he would have gotten an upgrade. I know he got injured, but you know, EA's always dropping random cards for no reason. Kind of figured he'd get one. So offense, still a similar defense. Sean Taylor, Devon White, Isaiah Simmons, and Jaylen Ramsey. Keep in mind, there's two more waves of the playoffs promo, and a lot of these players are in the playoffs, which is really sick. Like Ramsey, if he doesn't get a playoff card, I'll be so surprised. He could get a team of the year though, so either way, he's probably getting an upgrade. Devon White could get a team of the year, could also get a playoff card. Isaiah Simmons, same for both. Sean Taylor, most likely not getting another card until he gets a boss legend, but that will be a 99 overall, so I'm fine with that. Metcalfe, this one's tough. There's actually a possibility that Metcalfe, another gets another card. I like the thing that EA dick rides in so much that they'll give him a 99 for no fucking reason somehow, but he's not gonna get an NFL honors card, which is like, you know, offensive rookie of the year, Jamar Chase will get that. Offensive player of the year is probably gonna be Cooper Cupp. Could have been Jonathan Taylor, but I don't think so. MVP is gonna be Aaron Rodgers, so he'll get probably a 99, the first 99 in the game. Stuff like that, but Darren Waller technically can get team of the year, but I don't think people are gonna vote for him. I think Mark Andrews is gonna be the team of the year tied at. These are all just my predictions. Now, the number two thing I'm super excited about is this rarely happens in Wheel of Mutt, but if you guys were to go four years back to the first ever Wheel of Mutt that I did to now, you'll notice a ton of different rules because we've adapted it and we've tried to make it as best as we can. Well, ever since I did that next-gen power-up with James Robinson, I have been thinking how sick that was. It was just it added such a level of depth to Wheel of Mutt. Like, even if I was crushing somebody and added this figure where I could go in there and make something happen regardless of whether I was getting swamped or I was flooding somebody, right? So, a new addition to every single season of Wheel of Mutt will be the next-gen power-up player. We're just gonna take the whole next-gen part of that out of it. We're just gonna call it our power-up player of that season. So, last season was Devonte Adams. Not only did I keep forgetting to upgrade him, but I just wasn't very good about getting him touched down. So, I need to be on my shit this season. Our player is... Is it a half-back? Is it a full-back? Is it a quarterback? It's a wide receiver. My next-gen power-up wide receiver is... Debo Samuel. Now, let me walk you through why I'm choosing Debo Samuel and not anybody else. The two players I really wanted this to be was Cooper Cup and Jamar Chase. They're gonna get an NFL Honors card and it's gonna be cracked. Here's the problem. NFL Honors cards do not drop until February 15th. Give or take, right? Well, if Honors cards drop around February 15th and I need a Super Bowl by February 13th when the real-life Super Bowl is, I can't go with either of them because they're not gonna get their card in time. Debo Samuel, on the other hand, has had an absolutely incredible season, but sadly it's been a little bit overshadowed by Cooper Cup who got the triple crown. And what that means is Cooper Cup will not be getting a Team of the Year card because they're saving it for NFL Honors. Instead, I believe it's a chance he doesn't get it, but I strongly believe that Debo Samuel will get a Team of the Year card at the end of January. That gives us about two weeks to get Debo Samuel in shape, powered up as much as we can, right? And then his Team of the Year will drop and we'll need one more touchdown to power him up. So, to clarify the rules with a power-up player, I have never done this with a defensive player, so when that rolls around, we'll cross that bridge, but for now, it's still offensive. Every time I score a touchdown with Debo Samuel, we can unlock one of these new levels. So one touchdown, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten. So ten touchdowns will have the harvest Debo Samuel 93 overall. That card in of itself, I'm gonna be honest, it isn't that good. This is a gamble. I am gambling. Debo Samuel gets a Team of the Year because it will be a 97 overall or 96. It will have 95 speed minimum and he is going to shit on people. So that's what I'm hoping happens. So this Debo is locked into our team. Obviously, he's only 74, so he's not that good, but losing, winning doesn't matter. It's only about the touchdowns for this Debo Samuel. And that, ladies and gentlemen, that is it. We are officially ready for this brand new season. It's gonna be tough sledding. I'm gonna be honest, we have horrible linebackers, horrible D-line, and even with that solid team I had in the playoffs last time we lost the game, this is kind of the turning point in my opinion for Madden. I think a lot of people who just like, you know, they kind of like Madden, they just want to play, they pretty much play up until now. This is the cutoff. This is the point in time where it's only pretty much sweaters online. And I get it, I'm a decent Madden player. I'm not like I'm bad or anything. But it's gonna be very difficult for us to get freebie games where I can just laser a 42 bomb on somebody's head and get Debo three touchdowns. So point being, we're gonna have to get ready to get sweaty. And you know what, damn it, I am all for it. All right, boys, my current quarterback is Ian Buck. And if you ever watched the Saints this year when Ian Buck came in, he is fucking dog water. All right, so let's not do that. Oh no, last time we got this, we had good luck. I don't know if my luck can remain. You know what, even if it's like 50K, I can get Ian Buck out of there. So it should be good as long as we're not lower than like 50K. Hey Siri, why don't you lick my balls you thot? You stupid bitch. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I hate women. Hey Siri, I think I have daddy issues because I hate women for no good reason. Please send help. Hey Siri, pick a random number one through 500,000. Ay, yes. Proof that women love being disrespected. 288,000 coins to spend on one single player. Unfortunately, it's not like I get a 288K budget and I could just line up my team with 288K for one player. Obviously going to be a quarterback. I liked Jake Plummer a little bit. The problem with Jake Plummer last season is he wasn't fast enough to be a super good escape artist QB and he also wasn't good enough at throwing for me to feel confident. He's basically a jack of all trades, but a master of none. I'd rather have like a straight up Tom Brady sitting in the pocket or a straight up, you know, Jalen Hertz who can make the throw but really is just fast as shit. Dude, why does Baker have a 95 overall? Get that shit out of my face. I kind of want a current quarterback. Like I don't want some dude that I just don't give half a shit about. That is a well-priced Patrick Mahomes right there. We could get Mahomes for escape artist Gunslinger. I assume he gets both. I'll look at the 93 quarterbacks. Just in case there's anybody I really want. No thank you. I don't even have the MVP anymore, Mitch Trebisky. Now it's Dak Prescott. That Herbert is actually really good. I've used that Herbert before and I really liked it. You know, I like all these options but realistically, I think Mahomes is the best quarterback that I can get. Dude, this is crazy though. So this is a throwback Mahomes. She's versus Raiders 41 to 14. He had 406 yards and five touchdowns. That's kind of weird because in his playoff game against the Steelers, like that just happened, it was 41 to 21. He had 400 plus yards and five touchdowns. I do know that Throne would be yelling at me right now. He would be telling me to go get a Gunslinger quarterback, but I'm not going to do it. Honestly, he doesn't get very good abilities. Sitting here with identifier and quick drop. All right boys, I think we just got to let defense fend for itself and hope that offense can get something really good. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I haven't gotten this one in a minute. I haven't gotten this one in a hot minute. Oh my God. 2k per pushup. I cannot drop. I can stop but still hover. I hope that makes sense. Yeah, get your pushup form. Comments out of the way. Illegally cannot comment about my pushup form unless you send me a video of you doing a pushup and I know you won't do that because if you tried to complete one pushup you would go into cardiac arrest. Yeah, get fucked. I have not hit chest in a while. I have no excuses. Oh, shit. I'm rusty, bro. Damn, am I washed up? Am I fucking washed up? What the fuck are you looking at? Do a pushup then. Do a pushup then. Do a pushup. Let me see a pushup. Yeah, your fat fucking diabetes ass could never do a pushup. So don't look at me like that. You would literally have a heart attack. If you tried to do even one pushup, you fat piece of shit. Don't talk to me like that. I did 50. Don't talk to me about form, all right? Just don't. The same people who correct my pushup form. The same people who actually typed out in the comments who I should have thrown the ball to. I have the perfect option. I know exactly who I want, actually. This is such a weird backfield. It's not as weird as last season, but this is going to be cool. Antonio Gibson. I absolutely love Antonio Gibson. I would love it more if his card art loaded. Okay, there it goes. 75K, I did, you know, I did 10 more pushups than I needed to. But Antonio Gibson. I believe he gets backfield master. And I just love Antonio Gibson, honestly. And I don't think the Washington football team doesn't have that much going for it. So every time I can get them a player on our team, I'll gladly do it. 93 speed, 93 excel. 80 truck is okay. We'll probably be juking more than anything with him. And yeah, I think he gets backfield master. We have an offense that can play, baby, backfield master. So we're going to use him kind of how we used Jonathan Taylor last season. But hopefully I can utilize my man's here a little bit more. We'll also go with jukebox. I do love jukebox. And that should be all he needs. We'll give him first one free. He doesn't have a great offensive line to run behind. He doesn't have a great offensive line to run behind in real life either. So it's nothing new for him. Am I worried? You bet your ass. We have a 73 overall team. We're about to see a 95. But hey, I'm excited. I really want to keep Gibson. I really want to keep my homes. So we got to get a win for the boys here. And that leaves the challenge wheel. Either I can get one pack from the store with coins or if I lose, I can salvage a player that we added. So this is going to be huge. I don't know about this one. Must you clock in the fourth quarter. It's a great challenge to get if I have a good team because then I can just flood somebody and then she clicked fourth quarter. But I think this is going to be a really close game. I don't know if I want to be two o'clock in the fourth quarter. But that's the challenge. I got to play with it. Zero and zero. A clean slate. And my promise to you boys is I will be in a Super Bowl when the real world is in a Super Bowl. What am I talking about? This is the real world. Wheel of mud. Wait a minute. Before I go anywhere, there's one final thing that I did forget about. And I have been contemplating this for a few different episodes and I think we're going to do it. Now last season, I prestigeed Dion Sanders. And when the Christmas promo rolled around, there were two Dion Sanders. Same as there are now. A wide receiver Dion Sanders and a corner Dion Sanders. The rules of Wheel of Mud state that I'm entitled to the best version of that player. It doesn't predicate that it needs to be offense or defense or either or. So last season I had both prime time corner and prime time wide receiver added to my team because I prestigeed them. Now honestly, I thought that was kind of cheap. Like I thought that was just a little OP. But I've seen a lot of you in the comments saying bro, there is a 93 overall DK Metcalfe corner. He's the exact same overall as the wide receiver. You absolutely should be entitled to it. I'm going to make a compromise with myself. This DK Metcalfe can be on my team for this season and this season only. We are making that march to the Super Bowl and if I got to bend the rules, I'm fucking bending the rules, baby. You don't like it? Make your own Wheel of Mud. Well guess what, bud? I'll still shit on you. And then you'll end up like your boy Pizza in my fucking shadow. I have severe mental disabilities. I am crying out for help and no one can hear. For whatever reason, DK Metcalfe's mouth guard literally looks like a baby's binky to me. It's all, I can never unsee it. It looks like a, looks like a giant overgrown infant child sucking on a binky. So it's a fun little addition. I mean, I gave it to myself last year so I should give it to myself this year. And I kind of hope he plays like that Ted Hendricks. I mean, this is going to be a really physical big corner. I'm hoping he can step up and, you know, tackle running backs when they go on a stretch and shed blocks and shit. So we'll see how well he plays. I think I should just give him acrobaton and just pay no attention to anything else. And last thing, I do want to thank you guys so much as always for watching. Brings a tear to my eyes. I go to bed every night. I'm fucking grateful I am for the boys. You guys are the best. Now I owe you 1W and wheel them up. Let's get it. Apex TMS? Please don't have a God squad. Just do me a favor here, buddy. It's not good. It's not good. I wonder if he heaves one of these up. I was just about to say, bro, what are you going to throw? Holy shit, it's going to be hard to contain this Derek Henry. But we got to try, right? We don't really have a fucking choice. Oh, the hat back is kind of there. He's going to throw that? And I just got a fucking DPI. Oh my God, are you sucking my dick in or my balls? Ow! EA, you already just paired me up against a 95 overall and I am a 73. The least you could do is put the refs on my side. God, I fucking use her the route. He got me dead. And I highly doubt that will be the only bad throw he makes. Anything but a bronze linebacker picks that off. Damn it! Buddy Johnson, what are you doing there in the middle, bud? All right, he's going to go run right side and I'm all over that. All right, Cubie Spice here, this isn't inside zone. Yup, yup. Oh, sheesh, that was open open. But a huge hit from TKMAC cap. I like that. Nope. Ooh, a slip screen. I like it, but Tony Fields our bronze linebacker. Is that his name? Tony? I think it's like Tony Fields the third. I don't know shit about him. I just know he's out there trying to make a name for himself. Come on, throw a stupid one. I know how badly you want to do it. You guys step up. So hard to stop that, man. Oh, I definitely could have hit Gibson, but you know what? Oh, God, don't get fucking lit up, dude. I'm going to try and get to the edge here, but my blockers are very questionable, so we'll see how this goes. We're going with the play action. Yup, Debo Samuel. There he is! And a great throw on the run from Mahomes. Good start to see. I am a little questionable about this Mahomes still. I don't know if that was the right quarterback choice. So we'll say cross drag. Let's see what he likes. Darren Waller, one of my favorite routes to throw. Is the run game going to be there? Gibson? Okay, Gibson! Okay! There's no way this guy's user is covering the middle. I guess he kind of did. Sketchy throw. Matthew, what are you doing? I was correct. Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Have you ever seen that? Dude, that was huge. It was going to be fourth and two. That's massive. Go inside zone. You got to run after something just stupid sketchy like that. Gibson makes nothing out of it. It's tough in these streets right now. There is no doubt about that. I'm hoping he will take Waller. And then we can go right over the middle. Oh Jesus! Third and 21, I can't actually tell what he's guarding here. But he's not guarding Darren Waller! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh, maybe not. Matt Kaft keep coming. That's what she said. Matt Kaft keep coming. Keep coming. Oh, he sees it! But he's too slow! Let's go! Fourth and five, a huge, huge pickup right there. Great balls from the Holmes. I love the balls on him. I can look at my Holmes' balls all week. I don't tell Jackson. I need that. Devo, touchdown baby. I think it's wide to fuck open. Devo! Let's go! That's what I'm talking about! Devo Samuel has one upgrade on the table. It's seven to seven. Hell yeah. Motion that shit over like a true sweater too. QB contains on every single play. There is no question about that. And I dare you to throw this fucking football, dude. We have to drop fields into the coverage, though. Shit. This is bad. Very bad. Okay, get up, Ramsay! Oh yeah, he's in the run set, huh? Let's bring Sean T down. Yep, bingo. Try and get that edge, you can't! And you're going to run right into Isaiah Simmons. Could be inside zone. Oh no, it's not. Throw right here. Throw right here! Let's go! I stutter stepped, so he thought it was open. Stepped up on end. Sean T dies when he's done all season. Crazy acrobat lurks. I got 55 seconds to get a field goal at the minimum, because I get the ball half. This game is fucking winnable. First and 10, looking for Darren. Not there, not there, not there. R.B. is. R.B. is Devo fucking Samuel. That's what I'm talking about! Let's not use our time out yet. I think Darren Waller underneath. Third and five. This is big. There he fucking is. That's what I'm talking about. Ooh, ooh. Kind of ugly, but I think this should be a first, right? I think Devo could be a touchdown here. It's technically supposed to be... Oh no, they dropped back against this. Wow. He does not take Darren Waller. Once again. And it really didn't matter if I got tackle there or not. That's, I literally... Perfect. Five yards. Exactly what I was going for. 47 yard field goal for Prater. No focus kicker! Ooh, that is low power. Low power, good accuracy. Hit the camera, hit the camera. Oh. Low power, just throughout the kick accuracy. Also, I was just talking to someone. They said they patched Madden head-to-head where kickers can kick further now. So that's good to know. And it was pretty obvious, right? That was a 47. It looked like I could hit at least a 55. Probably even a little bit deeper. I think if he doesn't send that guy at me, I'm playmaking Darren Waller up, up, up. Why can't I playmaker him up? I wanted to go up the field. Where's my playmaker option? Well, it'll let me do it to why, but latest fuck! What the hell? I hit Darren Waller and then thrown it. It was money yards. I'm really getting killed by a cover two right now, Matt? And my home's just fucking gassed. Oh my God. Fourth and 20. I'm going for it. Up, up, seven. I think he's going to run. Yup. What? Oh, that one hurts. That just literally glitched through his hand. First intent, I'll stay in cross-track. I want to see if he ends up. No, he still doesn't cover Waller. Last drive, but it really doesn't matter what happened last drive because I can't take it back. So I just have to play as good as I can here and I got to forget about it. I hope he figures out the adjustment because I really don't want to run cross-track up and down the field, but if it's the only play that works for me, I will do it. Look at X. Oh no! Why did Pat Pete drop? He was stepping up and then he dropped. The computer Pat Pete just fucking alerted me. He was dropping and then he backed up as soon as I threw it. Yup, I knew that was a run. Oh my god, I missed that. Hey, big hit on Shartailer though. Shedded his tackle. What's the flag? Doesn't she get roughing the passer? I have a defensive pass interference and a roughing the passer and madden right now. I feel like the Cowboys, bro. Like, I have a chance, but I get down the field though. Can I get down the field and score with two clock on? God, I'm a menace on defense right now. It's a very good team, but there's just so, it feels like there's so little I can do. I feel helpless. This is how every starter wheel of mud goes though. See like, why is was so open? Dude, if I had thrown Y I would have gotten fucking lurked. Did you see how open he looked? And then you realize it's Ben Scurronic and that he's gonna get lurked like an absolute madman if you throw that. Also, obviously, if I get out of bounds I can chew the clock too. I also can call timeouts, but right here I'm just gonna let the clock chew. Okay, I don't know how Devo ended up in the middle field because that was supposed to be a drag. That two minute warning's nice for my squad. I think we needed some time to catch a breath. Honestly. Oh, no, that could be really stupid. I hardly have pocket time. Nobody's getting open. Who's he trying to use? Oh, my Q steps up makes a huge play. That's pretty much game right there. Oh, damn. Oh, that didn't look very difficult for you. Well, there's a few good things here. We have a Devo Samuel touchdown and I did complete my challenge because I've been running 2 o'clock the whole fourth quarter. I can still get a Devo Samuel touchdown and potentially kick a field goal. Or, sorry, kick an onside kick. Oh, you're open. Been one of those games today, boys. Don't worry, Scurronic's open, baby. Do you think he can guard Gibson? I don't think his, I think his user's kind of ass looking. I think he wouldn't be able to guard this. This is tough, boys. I, I wish I could lie to you and say this wasn't tough, but this is really difficult right now. Good play. That was just probably first good actual user lurk. I got picked off by the computers every other time. It really was a good game. The problem was I had no offense. It was so difficult to make plays actually happen. I think the most crucial moment of the game was this interception right here. This is when I think the game was still very much in reach and this is what I'm talking about. So I see this Pat Pete step up. So he's like coming from the homes, right? So I'm thinking that this is going to clear over the top. Yeah, right here. So he, that, that Pat Pete's stepping up. So I'm thinking that background's going to step up. But look at this. Soon as I go into my throw animation, he just head on a swivel, goes back there, picks that shit off. I guess his spidey senses were tingling. I don't know how the fuck he knew there was a player back there. I really don't know how that Pat Pete did that. I'm not used to the corners doing that. Good news is if I choose, I can salvage one of the players we added. And I'm kind of torn on whether that would be Mahomes or it would be Gibson. I will say the thing about Mahomes. I don't actually like him that much. He's similar to Jake Plummer like what I was mentioning. I thought with Mahomes, I'd be able to get like pocket dead eye or gunslinger and then maybe scramble sometimes. But he doesn't get shit for abilities, bro. He gets identifiable. Like quick, I could do dashing dead eye, but he's only got 75 speed. I could keep Gibson. But then again, I say, you know, I do already have a Washington football team player for us in peace, Sean Taylor. And Gibson's nothing spectacular. I mean, it's pretty good, but he's nothing crazy. Just going to piss everybody off. I'm not keeping either of them. I'm opening a pack. I would rather get a few core, just gold offensive linemen than have those two on my team. I'm going to go with the Legends Fantasy pack. So as you guys know, if I complete my challenge or my challenge will, I could either salvage a player I lost, one of them, or I can buy any pack with coins in an unorthodox fashion. Going to the Legends Fantasy pack here. Please don't be fucking horrible. Got a new hat pack. Got a new hat pack already. That's what I'm talking about, baby. We got to power up. T-Higgins. Oh my god, I need to not forget to upgrade Debo. I was so close to fucking forgetting. Zeke. Jerry Rice. Got a new wide receiver. Don't mind if I do. No more scurronic. Fuck you, Karsten Wenz. You're not even going in. I'd rather have you in book back there. Oh wait, that's an elite. That's an elite. Paul McCoy at QB? Okay. I just hit it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What did I just get? Travis FTN. Let's go. Galaxy Brain Decision. Because now not only do I have a half pack, I have a backup half pack. I have a corner to go in from one of my bronzes. And I will also take Jerry Rice. And I'm not take. Oh my god, I got another. Come on. Divine Diablo. He's actually really good. People are always telling me about this strong safety. Divine Diablo. I honestly don't know much about him in real life, but I know he's cracked down here. I love this decision we made. We could get Ronnie Lot or Troy Palamillo. Divine Diablo is the obvious choice. That's huge. That's a huge upgrade right there. We didn't get any D-Line or Lime Bag. It's kind of crazy. Shouldn't really matter. We also have a backup running back now. So someone to go behind Travis FTN. I was talking to this guy on the phone. He said all of you are built the same and I'm built different. Debo Samuel upgrade. Cause I got one toddy with him. He was 74 baby. Now we're gonna fuck on some kids. Yep. What do you mean by that? Honestly, I had a really fun and exciting episode. We played a great team and we really held them. I made some critical mistakes, but we I mean we were lurking. We played the God Deer Derek Henry. One of the most frustrating cards to play in this game. And containing that to a 21 to 10 game makes you really proud. Alright boys. I love you. I will see you in episode 2 where we'll be getting a new quarterback. We'll see you in that episode. Peace.