 How are we doing, everybody? Welcome, welcome, welcome to the livestream. You can zoom back out there, Seamus. Welcome to the livestream. We're here to do a little bit of cigar products and some dare jokes, okay? So hopefully you're into some dare jokes. And we got some stuff that was sent to me for free to review and to bring to you for Black Friday specials. We got some specials going on. First thing we got going on here is the Fankai Cigar case. This thing is pretty sleek. You have someone on your Christmas list, dad, uncle, grandfather, boss that's into cigars. This thing is pretty cool. Okay, comes with a nice little pouch, a nice little, what do you call, felt pouch, right? And you open her up. This is like a leather case, all right? And in the case, it's got a cigar cutter. So this is a cutter that'll cut the cigar, the end of the cigar off. Really cool. All these cigar aficionados, they want to cut the end off this so they get a good draw, right? So it's like a guillotine. I can get it out of here. There it comes. So you just put your cigar right in there. You got to be careful and you just go like that and it cuts the cigar. You want to zoom in Seamus so they can see, maybe they can get a good look at it, right? So it'll, it'll, you put the cigar right through there and it'll cut the tip right off, right? And that sits right in the, in the case, sits right there, little pocket, right? And this is like leather, right? And you open that up and you can fit four cigars in here, four full-sized cigars in there. And it keeps them nice and safe and fresh for you. So you can carry them around, you know, and that's a great gift for someone who's into cigars, but Fankai, all right? So we were going to go ahead and do some dead jokes. You want to do some dead jokes? Turn up the volume on the music a little bit. So I like the music. I don't know if you guys can hear it so much, but I like it. So, um, let's see now. We got some, we got some things going on. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both parasites. They're both parasites. Oh, that was terrible. Oh no, everybody hated that one. They hated it. They didn't like that one. I think, I think they liked it. I think they liked it. What do you think? So they're both parasites, a tick and the Eiffel Tower are both parasites. All right? They're both parasites. They're both parasites. All right? You know, singing in the shower is all nice and fun until you get soap in your mouth. And then it's a soap opera. Then it's a soap opera. Then it's a soap opera. All right. All right. So the next thing we got coming around, this one's a Black Friday deal. Okay. So again, it's, oh, it's a pretty good deal too. You better check it out. And this is a cool little lighter, cool little lighter. Check it out. You're giving these things as gifts. They come in a nice little pack, a nice little box. You open it up. Opening up the gift is half the fun and you got to open it up and you got to open up the felt piece. Now here is the lighter. It's a lighter. These things are really nice, nice in your hand. All right? Now this is also a cutter, but it's not, it's a V cutter. So it only cuts a V tip in there. So you slide your cigar right into there, the tip, and you smack that down and it's going to cut a V in there. You want to zoom in, Shamar, so they can see it. So you take a look at that, right? So you pull this piece down and you put your cigar end in there and it's going to cut a V right into the end of the cigar. Right? Pretty cool little lighter. Now it has a little gauge here so you can see how much fluid's inside, right? And I don't have any fluid in it, but let me see. I've got some fluid over here. And now it's got your little screw adjustment here and it's got your little place that you can put your fluid. So let's see if it'll take some fluid. I'm terrible at this and I don't know how much I have. So maybe we can get enough in here to get it to light. No, one, two, three, O'Leary, right? There we go. Oh, I'm not sure if you hold it upside down or right side up. Give it a little shake of Rooney. There we go. Look at that. Oh, that's pretty good. Pretty high lighter, pretty high, pretty powerful. Windjet. This is a, it's got double jets in there. It's got two jets in there. It's not a triple jet. It's a double jet, windproof, okay. Pretty cool. Lights every time, right? Lights every time. And it comes with the cutter in there. And that's a pretty nice gift for somebody, thoughtful gift for somebody who's into cigars. And like, you got to light the way it's packaged. You got to light the way it's packaged. So they're going to appreciate opening up a gift like that. Fen Kai. Fen Kai. Oh, that was zooming in. I thought that was, should have told you to punch line to the joke, right? So what do you, what do you think? What do you think of that lighter? We're going to go to the next day joke. And the next day joke is, if April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. Pilgrims. Brings pilgrims. The May flower brings pilgrims. No? No good? No good? Okay. So all this time I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator. It was the refrigerator. Don't get it? All right. Fen Kai sent us like a few things here. Number three. Number three is another lighter. Fen Kai cigarette lighter. Black Friday deal. Again, great lighter, great deal. Okay. Comes in a nice box. Again, we like the way it's packaged. They package everything so nice. Comes off. Got the little felt there, little little protection. Open her up. Now this one's got a little weight to it. Okay. I like the way it feels in your hand. You kind of, kind of, you know, I like it. I like it a lot. This one's got a whole punch on the side here. So if you want to put a hole in the bottom of your cigar, you can do that, right? A hole punch also has the V cut in there. Like the other one had the V cut. These are pretty cool, you know, for cigar people on your Christmas list. So you put that in there and it'll cut the V into the end of the cigar, right? And it's got the little gauge in there so you can see how much fluid's in there. And of course we're going to give it the old one, two. Give it a try. Okay. It's got your little adjustment screw there and it's got your little port to fill her up. I can never tell if there's stuff in there or not. But we'll see. There we go. It's got to get it wet the wick, right? There you go. Every time. This one's a double jet as well. A windproof double jet. All right. Nice little lighter. Great gift. Great gift for your cigar people on your Christmas list. All right. And again, you pack that up so nice. And then nice little gift box. Wrap that up. Perfect. You don't got to worry about getting a box, gift box. It's excellent. These are the kind of things, accessories, you know, that executives, salesmen, you know, horses, parents, grandparents, you know, anybody who smokes cigars, this is the kind of thing that they probably don't get for themselves. And it'd be good for you to get for them, you know. Fankai. Fankai. All right. Let's get this going here. Oh, we got some clicks. So someone was interested in taking a look at that. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. You see, we got the comment assist on. I don't know why we have this. We even have trouble going. We haven't been able to go live on Facebook, but be live. I don't know if it's if it's Facebook or be live. But I'm not happy with that. So but what do you call a factory that only makes okay products? What do you call a factory that only makes okay products? A satisfactory, a satisfactory, a satisfactory, satisfactory, satisfactory. Okay. The Fankai cigar humidor. Okay. This thing's pretty nice. It comes in a nice big box. Okay. The finish on this is really nice. Let's open her up and I'll show you what's going on here. Now, this is walnut, I believe, finish. All right. Maybe check it out and see if you guys want to take a click in there and take a look, see what it finishes. But it's this is something you're going to put on your desk, your table, you know, and show off your cigars. You know, you spend a lot of money on your cigars and you want to keep them fresh. This is humidor. It's going to keep them with the right humidity. Right. Well, there it goes. Look at the finish on this thing. Right. And you got your forget what the gauge is called. It's not a humidor. It's some kind of gauge on there. Right. Now, it's got it's got this little protection on here. So so that it keeps the breasts nice and shiny. So you take that off so you can see that. Right. Now, you open it up. It's got a beautiful hinge and that's cedar in there. I love the smell of that. So it comes with your humidor. You put a little liquid on here and it's going to keep the humidity in the box and it comes with a little divider so you can make it whatever size cigars you have. Look at these hinges. They're recessed hinges. Right. Zoom in, Seamus. You want to zoom in and take a short short of people. There's recessed hinges. They go into the box into right. Oh, look at that. Is that crazy? And you see how smooth that closed? Right. Look at that. Let me open her up. Oh, right. All cedar inside. Right. You got your your humidor thing there and you got your little divider that's going to whatever size you want. And you've got your gauge on there to tell you how much humidity is in there. So you can adjust it and look at the back. The hinges on the back. This is a beautiful piece. This is a beautiful piece. Okay. Zoom out, Seamus. You know, the office at work, you know, your boss at the office, if he likes cigars, you get him a nice put this on his desk, on his on his end table. You know, he's going to love you for this perfect, perfect gift. For the guy who has everything. You know, he doesn't have this, right? Okay. He doesn't have this. Okay. So if Barbie was so popular, how come you got to buy her friends? If Barbie was so popular, how come you got to buy her friends? Right. That's crazy. You're going to buy her friends. She's so popular. If she's so popular, how come you got to buy her friends? Right. Okay. The next thing we got is another fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, carry, cigar, lighter, this one's also got a, it's also got a cigar holder built into it. Yeah. That was pretty good. And I forgot it running. It was, yeah, have you heard about the Chalkit Wrecked Player? Have you heard about the Chalkit record player. It's pretty sweet. It's pretty sweet. It's pretty sweet. You know what, I'll get going here. So this is pretty cool. Fankai cigar lighter. Again, it comes packaged in a nice box, right? All your stuff in there, right? This thing, right? Again, but zoom in, I want to show you the finish on this thing, right? It's got a nice texture finish there. It looks really sharp, right? It's kind of copper-ish, right? Now, down on here, it's got your whole punch for the cigar, so you can punch a hole in the bottom of the cigar, right? Really cool. It's got down here, it's got your gauge, so you can see how much fluid's inside, and you push this down, you got to open her up, and you got to push that down to get that, right? But what's really nice is this is kind of caved right here, right? So you can put your cigar right in there, so you put it on the table. Zoom out, I'll show them. So you put that on the table like that, and you get your cigar. Can you imagine I can't use real cigars on Amazon, and you put it down there like that, so you're smoking your cigar, and you put it down like that, right? Yeah, they don't promote smoking, so I can't have a cigar. I can have the lighters and everything, but I can't have a cigar. So yeah, so you're smoking your cigar, you lit it, hanging out with your friends, you don't have an ashtray, you don't know where to put it down, you can put it down right on the lighter, right? Save the space, you don't have to put it down on the disgusting floor, right? Do you want me to fill this one up with fluid? Do you want me to fill it up with fluid? We can do that. So far, I'm back in a thousand. We've gotten them all done. So you've got the whole punch in the bottom, right? You got your... Oh, check it out. I wanted to show you this thing here, too. This comes out. This thing is called an aerator, okay? So, oh, zoom in, Chambers, right? This is an aerator, and it's a little polker that you poke into the end of the cigar so you get a better drawer, a better pulp, and that's right in the bottom of the lighter. So it fits right in the bottom there, and it pops right out, and then you can just increase the drawer, make your cigar easier to draw, right? Okay, you can zoom back out again. That's pretty nice, right? And we're going to put a little fluid in. I don't know if I got any more fluid. It doesn't sound like it. Oh, maybe. The butane, right? I don't think I got any. I don't think it's coming out. Maybe that's on. I got a backup butane if this is dead. We'll see. There it goes. But sometimes, you know, when they're brand new, you got to get the wick. Well, there's no wick on there, but that's a good subject. There it goes. I don't have a lot of fluid in here. I don't know what I... I'm terrible at this part. Oh, something came up. There we go. Okay, nice little gift. It fits in there like that. It fits in there like that. All right, that goes in there like that. It's pretty cool because it's got a little holder for the cigar on there so that you don't have to put it down if you don't have an ashtray. You know, a lot of times you're outside. You don't have a place to put it. You put it right down on the lighter itself. That's pretty good, right? That's pretty good. Seamus is keeping me right in the center frame, which is pretty cool. We like when Seamus is on the ball and he's the cameraman. Say hi to Seamus in the chat. All right, we've got one more lighter from Fincai. One more Fincai lighter. Let's see now. We got any dead jokes going on here. We said, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. So what did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet? What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies. Supplies. That's pretty good. That's a good one. That's a good one, right? Come on. That's a good one. Supplies. All right. So this one's, I said, another one, another lighter, right, from Fincai. Again, it comes in a nice little box, right? We got to like it. We got to like that the way they're packaged or stuff. Now, right off the bat, it comes with the key so you can turn it up, turn up the flame, right? This one, again, it's got a cigar lighter on the side here. So now this one you're going to put down this way on the table and it's going to, and you put the cigar there because it's got a little concave there. So it's a little holder for your cigar, right? Pretty cool. Again, it's got your little gauge there to see the window so you can see how much fluid you got in there, right? You got your little adjustment screw there that, and you got your little screw driver here so you can turn it up if you want, right? Up or down, right? And you've got your v-cut for your guillotine to cut the tip of your cigar right there. You got your little v-cut, right? Nice little, nice little lighter. This one's a triple jet. Let's give it a shot with some miracle juice. All right, now maybe that worked. I'm terrible at filling them up. There you go. Triple jet windproof lighter, right? I like the way it feels in the hand, right? The actual, the curved part that you put the cigar in on the table, it actually fits right in the palm of your hand, like right where your knuckles, the opposite, where you get your calisthenics, right? You know, and it fits right in there nice in your hand, like that, right? Of course, you got your cutter there and the fan kai, fan kai. Again, nice little package, nice little tool there. You got to like it, fan kai, right? All right. Hey, hey, Cookbook Divas. How are you? Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving on Black Friday, right? Black Friday's coming up. What are you doing? Almost, yeah. But you know, they started the sales early, so they started, all the sales started already. So start shopping already, start shopping, right? Good to see you here. I'm only, I only came on for these bunch of, bunch of these, yeah, for these bunch of products. And this was actually a sponsored stream by fan kai and cigar stuff that I had to bring to you. And filling up the lighters is the hardest part for me, a really, really hard part. But yeah, but we had to, we get, and we're getting a snowstorm where I am. I'm up northeast, northeast New York. And we're getting a snowstorm, we're supposed to get five to eight inches tonight. So I got to get some shut-eye and get up early to get rid of the driveway. Everybody has the one more day of work before the vacations before, before Thanksgiving break, right? So we got a couple of people that don't have to go to work tomorrow, but most people have to go to work tomorrow. I know you're kind of, where are you? Where you live that you're kind of jealous? You're in Florida, down south Texas maybe, right? You know, you can be jealous all you want, okay? If you don't have to go out and drive in it, it's fine. You don't have no, it's no problem. They, they clear the roads a little, you know, no problem. But if you have to work in it, or you have to be the guy clearing the roads, oh, you guys, you guys in Seattle, you don't, you don't get snow in Seattle, you just get rain. Really? I thought you got snow in Seattle. It's too early for getting snow. I waited another couple of weeks for Christmas, Christmas snow, really until three days a year. Man, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's deceiving the way, you know, they draw the map of the country and Seattle's up on top, like Maine is here, Maine gets hammered. But so I always thought Seattle did too, you know, but apparently maybe it's, maybe the country's more like this, you know, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. We have hills here too. And they got this new thing now where they actually treat the road with a liquid before the, before the storm. And it de-ices the road, it stops it from building up. It works, it works pretty well. It works really well at all, at all. But I'm going to give you one more day of joke. And then I'm going to cut it out because I got, I got to get going. Let's see what we got here. Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems, right? Grow up and solve your own problems. Are you going live over Black Friday at all? I'm not, I don't think I'm going to go live. I might, but I don't have any sponsored streams. And I, if, if they would only let us be on the, on the product pages during the Black Friday deal, when you went live, if you had the, if you had the ability to be on the product pages, or at least on the deal pages, it might be worth going live, you know, but, and I would imagine it would probably be good for them first to be on the product pages during the Black Friday deals. But for the moment, yeah, yeah, I may, the last time I went live, I made two sales, which is like a couple of bucks, maybe, you know, but it's, it's, I keep doing it because I don't want to not do it because I'm hoping sooner or later they're going to see the value in the live streams and, and, and want to do it. And, you know, they're all companies out there that want to sponsor streams like Fan Chi, they, they sponsored this stream. And thank you very much. They're a really good company that I love the way they package their stuff, their great gift items, you know, like to me, like when you're opening the gift, it's all in the opening it. So that the open, you first you got the slide, you first you got the wrapping, you take the wrapping, well, then you got the slide piece, then you got the opening, then you got to open the thing. It's just, it's just the anticipation for the whole thing. I think that's why I enjoy it so much. I just like the way they package their products. And like I said, they make great gifts. If you have people that are, yep, you know, you got to have that, that another thing too is the energy because I was tired. I wasn't going to come on today because I was, I was kind of tired and you know, worked, I worked, you know, been rough working and coming on again, because you have to be, if you're normally here at this level on live, you have to be excited. You have to be up here to come across as, you know, excitable because otherwise you come off and you come off so boring and drone, you know, sometimes you see the one, you see them, they're like, you know, okay, the next product is, and it's just very dry. I like to try and move around, stay excited, you know, be, be emotional, I guess, you know, it's, it's, it's shoppertainment, right? It's all about being, it's shoppertainment. Some people, you know, go to the movies and for entertainment and some people shop, some people shop, some people use shopping as therapy, right? So it's very, very popular thing for people to do. And they want to be entertained. They just don't want to just, they want to have the whole experience, the shopping experience, you know. But that's it for me today where it's about almost, almost nine o'clock. So we're going to call it a night. So I'm going to get some shut-eye. Look for me Black Friday. I'm going to probably come on for an hour or so at some point. And good luck to you if, or you go live. And I will see you the next time.