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"Black Santas" (Original)

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Published on Oct 22, 2008

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This song is really difficult to play, but I tried. Lyrics:

Angela, it's been a great five weeks
But there is something I should say
No, I'm not breaking up with you
Everything's perfectly okay

I know you've been wondering what is up
And why I haven't taken you home
Before you walk inside my door
There is something you should know

I've just gotta tell you
I'll give it a shot
Now I'm gonna show you
Exactly what I've got...

I've got a house full of black santas,
Black santas on the walls
And everywhere you turn
Those black santas deck the halls
And later when we make out
You should watch out because
We'll be watched by twenty-four hundred eyes
of twelve hundred black santas

Black santas line the windowsills and mantel
They hang from the stairway banister
You can't escape from the one in the guest bathroom
We've even got a pez dispenser

I'm living in an official Santa landmark
It's an embarrassing fact
I'll be surprised if you come to visit
And my love life stays intact

Please don't be turned off now
The fault here isn't mine
My parents are so proud of
Their year long Christmas shrine

Chorus

They see you when you're sleeping
They know when you're awake
They'll see us when we're hooking up
And when I masturbate
So you'd better not pout
You'd better not cry
If you go running out
I'll understand why...

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