 Pre-season, a lot of these guys don't play a whole lot, plus the intensity and the speed really ratchets up on opening week. Let's go mate, first touch down, first touch down, Spiderman! He's through. Yes, maybe with that. Jared Hanes got a hat-trick to the eels. What a legend. Back themselves. Oh go, go son, go, go, go, you got the pace. Has he got the pace? Has he got the pace? Has he got the pace? He's got the pace, he's got the pace. Yes he does. Run past plays out of shotgun. Okay, but it gives them a little bit more room. Alright, I can just do this! Yes! Yeah man, alcohol, just not my choice. You know, I've had too many massive hangovers that have lasted for days, and eventually just get over it. I hate the hangovers. Oh yeah, keep going! Yeah, yeah with the pace! No, yes, yes, yes, yes. He's got the pace, thank you very much. Oh yeah, man that would feel good. Imagine if that was in real life. Imagine. Oh yeah, to the line and dive! How did I remember how to dive? I have no idea. But I did, yes, thank you. Strong toss. They're up against a third and one situation. Come on, block, block. Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Go, go, go, yeah boy! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! Let's go McDonald's. Let's go buddy. I reckon we've got a better chance going right. Let's go. Oh yeah we do. Oh yeah we do. Glad I tuned in. Glad to have you here. And I am gonna go... Now. McDonald's! Yes! Man for a Titans touchdown. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. My route was to block. I can't catch it, gotcha. Should have known that. What's gonna happen here? Nothing. And first down. And he's got his man. Yes! Audible motherfucker! Yeah! Awards, go to stats. Which one am I in? AFC. AFC. AFC offense. Quarterback. Bell. Quarterback. Quarterback. Quarterback. Quarterback. Quarterback. Quarterback. Quarterback. Quarterback. Oh that was our quarterback that week. That's pretty good. 317 passing yards. Three passing touchdowns. Two sacks. No good. Yearly awards. MVP. Oh yeah. AFC. Oh there we go. What's that? Offensive player of the year. Second to Livion Bell. Would you look at that. Okay it's a rookie of the year. Boom! I got it. At least I got something.