 I like this, joke premise inaccuracies. Yeah, I mean, as a, you know, if I'm watching stand up and I don't even know if I have an example, but I have an example of one of my own jokes. But if somebody is starting a premise and it's inaccurate, I'm out of the joke now because whatever your punchline is that follows, it's like, well, it was, you know, predicated on this faulty thing that you set up and I have a hard time with it or if it's inaccurate. And I'm like, now I can't laugh at this even if structurally it's well written. What do you think when it works? Cause I would argue that a lot of that, if a joke isn't factually correct, it will get 20% less of a laugh. Yeah, but, but yes, when it works, it bothers me. I just think, ah. No, it's infuriating. Yeah. It's like, you want to throw, you want to just take your tickets and throw them in the air. Like, well, this is what we're doing. You have a five o'clock somewhere, Joe? Yeah, my five o'clock, so I have a seven minute bit where I break down the song. It's five o'clock somewhere. It may be 10 minutes. I don't know how long it is. Pretty long. When it's working, it's 10. Yeah, yes, yes. And I don't do it anymore. I just put it on YouTube. But I have, the joke is that, you know, he says, it's only half past 12, but I don't care, it's five o'clock somewhere. And I'm like, yeah, but that's not true. It may be 5.30 somewhere, but we don't lose a half hour just because we changed time zones, right? This joke was working everywhere, all across the country. It was a hot joke. I posted online, and I don't know, at least for a while, at least for a year, once a day, I would get a comment telling me that there are half hour time zones across the world. And in fact, Newfoundland, Canada has a half hour time zone. If it's 12.30 in LA, it's five o'clock. Who sang the song? Alan Jackson sings the song. Now, what I would say to the commenters, do you think Alan fucking Jackson knows the Newfoundland time zone was? Well, that's- You animals. Well, that's what I think too. And I actually met the guy who wrote the song, Jim Moose Brown wrote the song. He's come to my show now since I put out this bit. Fantastic. And- Since you took him to task. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he told me the other day, you finally took the heat off me. I was getting all this heat from everyone else. And now you get it. But it's like, you know, he's like, my point of the song was just, it's anytime after- But my point is I'm an alcoholic. Right, right. And, you know, but see now I have a hard time doing the joke. Like I wanna do the joke sometimes for fun. It's a whole breakdown of the song. And that's the only part. Just add an addendum at the end. That's what I will do from now on. But I just, every time now, I think about it because I'm like, now I'm inaccurate. Now it is five o'clock somewhere. Yeah. I have a joke about trauma, about everyone overusing trauma. And I say, I say what trauma is. I'm like, it's a physical thing. It's not a vibe. But truthfully, between you and me, they changed the definition of trauma in the 80s where it used to be a physical thing. And now it can be entered, it can, and I'm there, I just think they're wrong. Oh yeah. And I don't know if technically, because I have an old definition, if I'm just like, no, I'm standing with that. Yeah, no, I get that. But I also get what you're saying. You're like, now it's in your head. Yeah. And no one, but it also does a comment or, I mean, I think people, if you post anything, I can do an AI of what the comments are gonna be. Do you know what I mean? Oh yeah. Like actually, it's like people think it's a way to score a point. Like, well no, did you see what I did? I told that guy. Oh yeah. Who's getting Gale Force approval that he shouldn't be getting the approval because it is five o'clock somewhere. I have a real problem in the comments. I don't get nasty with it in there, but I do like to comment back because of that reason. I just don't want you to think you can come on. Now, I don't do it on other people's channels, but on my own channel, I just think you can't just come on here and criticize me. It's your property. And not expect me to at least respond. What's funny is when you post the video and then someone will write underneath it, this guy, this guy thinks he's, and it's like, I am this guy, and this is this guy's channel. Oh yeah. Just say my name or address me directly. But like this thing of like, hey everyone, this guy, and it's like I'm in the, you know who I am. Yeah. Don't talk to me like I'm this guy. I'm dusty. Yeah, I mean, I'm so not controversial that people have to say I'm just not funny or I'm boring. I'll get boring sometimes. I had a guy comment that. He said, I saw this guy in Phoenix. He's just a boring, you know, whatever comic. And I go, so boring that you had to come watch another video. He can't, it actually settles his nerves. He uses you like an app to calm himself down. I can't believe that you would come back. This wonderfully boring son of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah. It turns out you can't listen to anyone about anything. No. Ultimately. I knew that someone referred to a girl from the South referred to Bill Burr as a, he just seemed like a bitter Yankee. And I was like, I don't think I can listen to any because that's not what he is. Right. Right. I don't think that's what Bill is, but. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah. Did you like it though? You want more? Don't want to work? Would rather watch videos of me grab assing with people. First of all, go up here to subscribe and then go up here to watch more clips. This is like when the weatherman says there's a high pressure system coming in. I'm not really used to the green screen.