 All right everyone it's time for the prank call and for this week's prank call I'm gonna call the taxidermist the people who stuff animals and I'm gonna ask if they can stuff my wife My dead wife as Arnold fucking fine She's sick Hello Lauren speaking Hello Lauren, my name is Arnold Fine. Is this uh the uh taxi uh me? Yeah, how can I help? Yes, so, um, I have a few inquires I uh first know what what do you put in the in the animal to make them stiff? Um, it depends what it is. Look, I specialize pretty much primarily in birds these days So what are you actually after? So it's a strange request. I have large pig I have large pig been in the family maybe 10 12 year And the the pig uh the brown food children to grow up with like a family to sleep inside and the the pig Is a little sick, uh, and getting old old very quickly. So I have one pig and also very uh strange request I know and I uh your first person I call okay, so I don't know rule and rules about it to that But my wife my wife is sick She's been sick for maybe 10 year now. So, uh, it's a no shock. It's a no shock that she dies soon. Okay And the kids they they said they don't want to never see My wife anymore. So, uh, I think I call I ask and I have money to pay Uh, would you consider a taxidermy on my wife and my my pig? No, I think that's actually interfering with the corpse. I think it's illegal What if uh, because I I I ask the funeral, uh, man, I say he asked me or you want a cremate You want berry? I say no, I uh call a taxidermy. He laughed too But uh, I uh would like to have my wife in her seat Looking out at the window down when the kids come home. I don't know. I don't know. I can't I only deal with fur and feathers Can you not to put same same stuff on you put in birth put in my wife If uh, if I check with the law after a funeral Even if you did it's not my area. I couldn't do that. I could not do that job for you You know how to do the taxidermy. Yes. I uh, you provide the service. I give you the money and No, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Why uh, why not? I uh, I I pay you very uh, whatever you want to charge It means a lot to me and my Children to have my wife. She's been sick so long. She always in bed So we'd like to have her stuffed and propped up in the lounge room looking out at the window No, no, I'm Look, my wife been sick for 10 years. Okay. She's sick for 10 years. We have talked about it. My wife My wife have no problem She does not want uh cremated. She doesn't want it. And my kids say they say papa Uh, where mommy dies. We never see her anymore. And uh, I think well, what if I Preserve her somehow and put her in her favorite lounge room chair and just have her in the house, huh? Yeah, look, I don't know how well human skin tans. I don't know. I don't know Would you another? I'm not your girl. Um, considering I work on like small birds Look, uh, what is little parrots and stuff? So it's not my What you normally what you normally charge for little bird little fluffy bird. What you normally charge Hey, look anyway, look, I've I've actually got to go and pick up my daughter. My wife is sick I need you to stuff my wife. Okay. I give you 20 000. I give you 20 000. Ten thousand now Ten thousand after you fill her with the stuff My wife is sick screaming in the bedroom at night. I want her memory safe I want her put in lounge room and the kids come home in the 10 20 year and uh, can touch their mama's face and say Hello mama. It's good to see you You understand it's uh, it's a strange thing. I know I know okay. We have a peak. We have a peak. Okay We have a pet peak and sick wife talking to Sasha baron collin right and a sick wife Sasha bearer who? Look, uh, look, I give you 20 000. I know strange request Yeah, look, I would actually go to someone that that deals in that sort of uh I'll google i'll google. Where can I stuff my wife? But nothing nothing comes up only uh, taxi Go google and go taxidermy near me and pick the next one on your list Yeah, it's not something. What do you you sell the stuff that you put in the bird. Do you sell it? Uh, no, I don't would what if I pay you to show me how to stuff my wife I don't know how to stuff your wife Well, how same thing with bird bird human same thing the bird walk on two leg the human work on two leg Feather skin the same thing Yeah, look, they're not look seriously. I've got a gun. I have to end this call now because I have to You are you my kids kids will be so devastated I can read there's plenty of other texts around I suggest calling another one Look, uh, you taxi dermis the other one said that same thing. I begging you Please stuff my sick wife and uh put her in the lounge room for me under my kids Uh Or what about my pig? I don't do pigs either pigs are awful to work on you only do a bird a bird is so stupid little animal Why you stuff a bird just put a flick him in the bean or something Birdie don't need to stuff and put up no one remember bird Bird just a flying fluff ball and only live maybe six seven year Put a pig or a human you make a good business, huh? Maybe sit down think about it and taxidermy wives Now you sit down think about taxidermy wife or uh, I bring I bring her in tomorrow Other training. Look, how about you check into the legalities of that? Okay. Yeah, I Okay, I call I call the police that question that it's actually illegal to do Okay. Well, how about I bring my wife to your business and you can measure her see what her skin feel like and And then we can see that uh, I I bring her round. Okay. I bring her round You available tomorrow, maybe 10 a.m. She wake up. Maybe 9 9 30. I give her some coffee Uh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm not I bring her round. Yeah, I decide I bring her round I'm coming over tomorrow morning. Yes. I'm coming over with my sick wife My wife sick. All right. Well, look, I'll see you then. Hey, who is this? Who is this? Look, I gotta go. Bye. I love you She sounded so chill. I like her. I love her every now that she gets serious and then she giggles Dude that fucking bird story fit. Oh, that was the best online. Who the fuck would get a bird stuff? But you're fucking on a bird. That's all right, but don't get it soft