 Item number SCP-586 Object Class – Scarf Special Containment Procedures SCP-586 is assigned to storage container in Salty 04. Key may be attained from the main office of presentation from Dr. ███████. No further secretary is deemed necessary for the object. Description – SCP-586 is a smelt metallic object, pale green in color. The anomalous profession of the object was discovered by accident. In any sentence written about the object, at least one typist will be created. Specifically, one or more words will be replaced by an incorrect word. Lab Report 586-A In this test, the portion of the sentence data plunged. Lab Report 586-B A test to determine if SCP-586 has an effective rage has turned up the following results. A deep personnel was seated one meter from the object and gassed to write the control phrase, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. A second deep personnel located in data expunged was presented with a phonograph of the object and asked to describe it in a sentence. Result 1 The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. 2. It looks like a piece of guarded horse. Lab Report 586-C 10 deep personnel were asked to transcribe the short phrase, it is. All were successful. Same personnel were then shown the object and asked to transcribe it using the phrase they had earlier transcribed. Results It is It is It is If is Illinois I hiss Titties Iris Italy Data expanded Lab Report 586-D Native speakers of Swahili, Japanese, Gelatin, and Arabic were asked to describe the device in their native language. Each description contained at least one word in the respective language that was not what the person hand intended to write. Addendum For the last time, if you turn in a report with a dozen misspellings, my orifice is too close to 586 will not be accepted as an excuse. There is no bleed effect, as evidenced by LR586B, unless you are writing about the object itself, you will not be effected. The next person to blame this thing because they are too lazy to proofread will be assigned to Kegel duty, doctor.