 In current news, the latest winner of the Woman of the Year award, a transgender actress. This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I'd like it to be a pleasant one. Accepted her award while wearing a teeny-weeny polka-dot bikini that just barely covered up her teeny-weeny polka-dot zucchini. She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro. Control! You win again, gravity! And, of course, they broadcasted the Woman of the Year acceptance award on the Cartoon Network. You're self-gallery teacher, buddy. Where's your funeral? So young boys could see what they could aspire to if they just do a whole lot of drugs and surgery. If you try to stop us or ramp out in any way, then I'll snake you without even thinking twice about it. Chill out, Edgar. Honestly, when I was going to school, the dare program tried to stop us from taking drugs. I mean, I don't agree with the whole marketing thing of the war on drugs, but, I mean, at least I didn't feel like the school was run by the drug cartels. I mean, now it's like, okay, kids, this next lesson is brought to you by Pfizer. Matter of fact, we're almost certain that Goulds and Werewolves occupy high positions at City Hall. Do you sometimes feel like you would just like to freeze time here and now where life is comfortable, or at least tolerable, rather than marching forward into the terrifying unknown? We're on the right trail. Lies in your day go together like bullets and guns. Well, now you can. Just take this pill a few times a day. When a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go out the same way. Okay, kids, back to the lesson. No Johnny. Two plus two does not equal five. Some yell and scream. Some go quietly. Some explode. Some implode. But all will try to take you with them. However, if you changed your name to Jane, two plus two equaling five would indeed be an acceptable answer. We've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in this town for a long time. And Pfizer would give me a substantial conversion commission. You think you really know what's happening around here, don't you? I don't think I need to remind you, Johnny, that you are indeed failing this class. Well, I'll tell you something. You don't know shit, buddy. I mean, you could use all the help you could get. Holy shit! Vampire hotel! Hit one floor on the stake, man! What do you say? Just change the name and all the answers are the same. Good reflection in the mirror. Peacher of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. A plus correct, baby. Well, first it was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. I ain't never got over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and he had all the guests trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk and started beating me with a stick on. Pinata, pinata!