 I don't know if I can handle this. My computer at least. I know I can't handle the video game, but I don't know if my computer can handle it. We're going high. I don't care. And I think there's a cutscene here, so I'mma be quiet. Hello? I see you. Is this the same as the trailer opening? It appears to be so. Also, I don't know the names of the characters. So it's so good, it's also so terrifying. Yup, and here it is, Teelo Landmuse has passed since the unfortunate close-error of Teelo Land amusement park founded by you, David Ortele, along with your brother or something or other. Since then, you both have moved on and gone separate ways. Hello? What the hell are you? After all this time, the park still stands, abandoned, untouched until now. Someone familiar did something to it. Hello? Hello? Who? Numbers? You don't sound friendly. Am I going to put on the mask, or are they putting on the mask? Who put on that mask? Teelo Land. All right, that is the third time I've seen the name of this game, and we're two minutes in. I think I know what game I'm playing. The sound design is impeccable. Ooh. All right, I really cannot tell at this point. Is this motherfuckin' Teelo Land? No shot! Teelo's in here? No, that's crazy. Welcome to Teelo Land, a now abandoned, lifeless amusement park, untouched, unwanted. To navigate within your environment, use the WASD keys. Ooh. I like the sound of that. The entrance. All right, well let me finish reading. Move the mask to the ground, left click to collect items, yah yah yah. Okay. When I'm ready, go beneath or find a way into the storage facility hiding below. Okay. I'm pressing W because I'm a W. Ooh. Hi. What appears to be a cardboard cutout of one of the park's mascots? Interesting. Interesting. No smoking. Um. Let's go A. What the hell was that? I just got into the amusement park. You cannot be spooking me already. And what the hell are you? A large statue. Oh, it's just a statue. Oh yeah, just a statue. That's what I'm looking forward to. Let's go D. No spooky. Oh, that's the teacups. I love the teacups. An out of order teacup ride. Man. Oh. Ah, there's a button here. I found a button, but nobody's there. I missed a secret. All right, let's go back to the teacups. Oh. I found a lore page. Oh, wait. I haven't pressed W yet. A group of rather suspicious place trash bags. It's likely something is hidden beneath them. Well, let's hop right in. What the hell's underneath them, eh? All right, well, let's press W again. See where we go. Into the game. Oh. Oh no, it's the trash bins. Did I just pick them up? I didn't inspect them or anything. I don't know what was in those things. Okay, we're gonna hit W. Ah, climb down the ladder with S. I remember this game. This is when I need to shut up and I need to listen. When the flashlight's on, Tealer is visible. Let's just go. I go awfully quick down the ladder. Oh. Did I hear something? I heard it. I saws it. I see you. I'm gonna keep going. If there's one thing I'm not good at, it's sound cues. I can see you, you son of a snake. I don't like how he fades into existence. That's not terrifying. Oh god, now I'm just gonna see stuff in the darkness. I don't like seeing stuff in the dork. All right. I think that's just the rain. It was not just the rain. I'm sure I don't have to go this slow, but I will be the safest person when I get down here. Hi. All right. So I think before he attacks me, he'll fade in, which is nice. So I can kind of stand the lookout, just in case he tries to pull a fast one on me. But just in case. Hi. All right. I should be good. Yes. Okay. This is the level select menu. Wait, what? Levels in this FNAF fan game? Oh my gosh. You don't see any fan games have a level select. That's hype. Level tree expands the further I get into the game. I can replay. Oh, that's awesome. I do have bonus stuff. Characters? I do have lore. Five pages? Do I care that much? What's this? Perks? What the hell is this dead by daylight type beat going on here? You guys want to see a hard mode? Maybe hit the like button, maybe hit the subscribe button. Shown in red. I do not want to do that actually. Wow. You are giving me a lot. You are giving me a lot. You are giving me a lot. Oh my God. No shot. We're just going to hop into it. I'm going to die anyways. Hopefully it'll tell me what's going wrong or one of the devs in chat. That'd be cool. I'm currently in the control room, which is one of the three main rooms you can travel between. Okay. I remember this. Oh my God. This looks so good. Keyhole. Nobody's out in the keyhole. So let's go. Find the supplies room. I'm pretty sure this is it. Yes. Pick up that and place it on you. There is a goddamn timer. That's so dumb. I'm going to feel so bad about myself when I go super slow. All right. Here's another one. There we go. He's awake. I don't know why. Why did I do that? Actually, why did I do that? Go to the control room and access the computer. W. Lower the training dummy into one of the doors. Hey, hey. Stop that. Stop. I'm failing at the tutorial. Which one is dying? I'm so bad. I failed the tutorial. I failed a minute into the tutorial. How do I move? Oh. Oh, I got to click the space burr. Am I capturing you? I'm so bad. Oh, I'm luring him. Let's go up here, buddy. Come here. Yeah. Right into here. Right into there. Go into there. Yeah. Go up. No, no. I knew the door was locked. I knew that the whole time, actually. All right. Supplies office. Here we go. Anybody out there? No. All right. So what's wrong? Check this one. Check list and end the night. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Go. Check list. Bye. Bye. Two minutes. I'm such a God gamer. Listen. I'm sorry you guys have to watch the success of a true savant. What can I say? I guess we just hop into hour one. I'm going to assume it's the same thing. If I die, it's whatever. I do love that the game gives you tips. What am I supposed to be doing? I'm so stupid. Do I need to fix you? Yes I do. Come here. Is it out here? Yes it is. Fix you up. Actually, it's the vaunt life. And just like that, I'm about to get the water record. Here we go. All right. Let's contain these sons of guns. Come here. No, no, no. There's another buddy. Hello buddy. What the hell was that? What the hell are you? I'm going to go out there. It's locked. Leave. He's gone. That was easy. Ah, shoot. Oh no. No, no. I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't know how I'm supposed to know what I'm looking for. I'm dead. Let's pause before moving again. So I stop moving? That seems not like the best idea actually. All right. So let's find these dudes. Where are you? Where are you? Oh, hello, hello. Oh no, I don't have to get you. I do have to get you though. And I need to lure you. No. No. I can't move. It wouldn't let me move. I didn't mean to do that. All right. I need to fix this. That was easy. Big W? All right. Where did that guy go? He was right here. Whoa. No, I'm not there. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Get out of the goddamn checklist. All right. I think I'm going off-line. Hello. I'm paused. Oh. I understand that. Okay. I am rapidly understanding the game. I'm just... Okay. There's nobody out there. I am paused. I am dead. Oh. Fix the goddamn firewall. Use the goddamn medkit. I hear giggles. How? Yo. All right. What the hell? You're nowhere near me. Oh, you're all the way down there? All right. Come here. Come here. You goddamn asshole. Wait. Wait. Let's go! I don't know how, but I fucking did it. I mean, can you blame me? Cutscene. What the hell am I looking at? Caution. I can see that. Hello. I don't look too friendly. Congratulations. I've unlocked new... Well, I don't know if I really want to learn more about these guys that are going to kill me. I will say this game does help you out a lot. And for an idiot like me, I really appreciate that. I do have one token. Can I use that in one of these things? I'm assuming I don't have enough because I need two, yeah. I like this. This is fun. Okay. So if I get... If I beat this, I get one. If I beat this, I get two? Okay. I'm going to hop into night two, or hour two, because it's not five nights at Freddy's. It's five hours at Tealers. Hour two, baby. Speedrun. Uh, your arm is not... Oh, it's right there. Where the... How did I go? All right. A little scuffed. A little scuffed at the start. But it's fine, you know. Not everybody's perfect. God damn checklist. Oh, that was not there. Why do I fix this guy up only for him to come and kill me? All right. Let's get to walk, baby. Let's... Oh, wow. There's actually a lot of you guys. That is crazy. Imagine? Come here. Come here. Go. Go, go, go, go, go. I'm so good. Come here. No. You cannot... Would disinfect me. Who's out there? You son of a gun. Okay. I need to fix this. Good. Good. I keep going to flick the mouse. Come on. Let's go. Up, up, up. Can you go in the same thing as him? I should hope you can. Go. Go, go. I don't think he can. Oh, no. Come back here. God damn it. Oh, hi. You're very close. Stop following me. But also come here. No. Come here. You son of a gun. You freaking asshole. Can I leave? Can I leave? I'm just too good. I don't know what to say. I'm just too good. And I got another perk point. That's the FNAF line. I think they stole that. Oh, you don't look that friendly actually. I feel like I'd beat that way too quick. 108 seconds. I got another... Oh, hello, Willow. And Teal or two? Frail? Tacey? Locked, locked, locked, locked. Oh, two deaths. Hey, it counts the deaths. That's so embarrassing. Alright, I can buy a perk. Longer, lower infection cooldown after using firewall makes infected file text easier to spot. I feel like I'm pretty good with locating the infected text. So I'm gonna go with this unless speed of doors, HP... Ooh, range of view. That'd be good. Movement speed. These are all pretty good. I'm just gonna keep on for now. And I feel like we can hop into hour three right away. I mean, we're kind of winning right now. 100 seconds just barely each hour. Alright, let's fix this sucker up. Here's your leg, bro. Here is your other leg. You kind of need that. And then where is... Yup, here's your third leg. They all look like legs. Excusez-moi, what did you just say to me? Alright, let's... Oh, wow, there's actually a lot of you guys here. Why is there a fuel tank? What the hell is this all about? I have no clue. Ooh, I got a firewall. God damn it. God damn it. Alright, SW. Pause. Hey, firewall. Get... I didn't mean to do that. You sack of crap. Oh, you kill me instantly. I meant to go down one more. I have no clue what that laugh was. I'm going to assume it's a bad thing. You see what I mean? It's like, it's weird. It's wacky. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like that either. What the hell is this? Why is there spooky sounds outside my doors? You should come here. You should come here. Yes, follow me. Let's go this way, because there's a bad guy out there. I don't really want to talk to him. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Alright, got him. I don't know who the hell that was. Nobody. Awesome. Let's just go back into it. Hey, man. You still want to hop into that door? It's a cool looking door. I hear a goddamn sound, and I don't like it actually. Alright. Go firewall. Here. Okay. Come here. Go up. Into that. We're doing good. Alright. Final guy, I think. Hi, hi, hi. That doesn't sound good. I don't know exactly what that sound means. Don't know what you do. I need a med kit. Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff right there. I got to figure out what the hell I do with that, dude, because I don't know what that means. Go away. Just go up. Just go up. I don't care that I'm about to die. Just broken. Go into the thing. Who the hell is Tracy? Who the goddamn hell is Tracy? Who the hell is Tracy? Where? What the hell? You are not in your place? Wait, no. You... Wait, I'm so confused. Can they escape? I have to close the fucking... The lights are out. The door's locked. I think I might be dead. E? That's not what I want. I was in the... Oh, I'm dead. Oh, I'm so dead. No more goddamn medkits. Can you kill me, please? Just kill me. Look, I'm here. I'm here. Please just... Oh, my God. Oh, no. I hit the wrong thing. How do I turn the lights back on? I thought I picked those up. Okay, I thought it was something to do with, like, the actual environment, because... Well, that's where everything else has been. Come here. Hey, hey, yo. Get in the goddamn door. So, he's locked in there, because he can't get out. That sounds like a bad... And I'm gonna check. It was not a bad... Okay. Actually, it was not a bad thing. So, is that the gen? It is. Oh, that also sounds like a bad... Maybe, maybe that... What the hell? Oh, you son of a... How? Oh, my... You sure do take your sweet time with that. Medical equipment. All right, come here. All right, you come with me. All right, we're gonna pick this up on our way there. We got it. And we got you. I can't move. I don't know what you expected me to do in that time. Because fun fact, I can't move. What? How is that fair? Oh, you're kidding. That's not fair. Oh, I got you. Oh, wait, no, no, close that. Dude, I'm just happy to be done with that. So fast enough, you can get it done pretty quick, template with. All right, hour four. Sheesh, we kind of blasted through these.