 I like it fresher than in the bottle. You want it straight from the breast? Yeah. I get it, I get it. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. I've got cheese made from human breast milk. You have? Yeah, a friend of my mate's cheese when she was like that. She made the cheese for me. Yum. Doesn't really solidify properly. That sounds... Titty juice, get your... Get your titty juice... Human breast milk. Are you sure? Full of calcium. Freshly squeezed today from our... Surrogate mothers. You're going to become B12 deficient. Like them vegans. Deficient vegans. This is full of calcium. Freshly squeezed. Do you drink from cows? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you drink from cows? I like it fresher than in the bottle. You want it straight from the breast? Yeah. I get it, I get it. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Why do you drink from a cow? I don't drink from a cow. I drink the cow's milk, but not from the cow. But it comes from the cow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So why do you drink from something that comes from a cow? You as a... You a full-grown adult? Yeah. Who was the cow's milk for? Human breast milk. Is it a human breast milk? Yeah. You don't look like a baby cow. No, I'm not. You're not a baby cow, bro. Yeah. But do you think it's weird to drink from a human woman? That's your own species, and you don't drink it. But if I'm marketed to... I do, I do. But just the first two years... Just of your life? Yeah. And then you wean and that's it? Yeah. But you actually haven't weaned, though, have you? Because you're still drinking baby's milk. We're still baby. Baby cow's milk. Yeah, okay. Good, good. Do you want to try some? No, I don't want to try some, but is this being marketed or...? I don't have marketing power like the dairy industry to convince people that they're cows. What do you do to the women? Sheen milk. What do we do to them? Yeah. They're donors. This is all consenting. They're donors. And the cows don't consent. No. If I had the marketing power that the dairy industry had, I'll have you all drinking human breast milk. Yeah. Well, you know, there's other types of milk, too. Like, what if I told... It's the same thing. You're not a goat? No, no. Hey, brother, brother. What if I told you it's not human milk? It's actually oats and water blended up. It's oat milk. Could be. Could be. Would it be weird to drink oat milk? No, not so much, eh? I still wouldn't drink it. You wouldn't drink oat milk? You'd still drink cows? Not here. No, no, no. No, not from here. It's good you don't drink from strangers. But you drink milk from a strange cow that you've never met? If I tell you it's a different milk, it changes in your mind, doesn't it? But cows, milk, you buy mindlessly. You don't think, like I did, just walk in and grab it. It's milk. You don't think, what cow did that come from? What did they go through? Why am I drinking from another species? What do you think about human milk? You're thinking, you're ticking over. I've had cheese made from human breast milk. You have? Yeah, a friend of mine makes cheese when she was like that. She makes the cheese for it. It's pretty cool. Is this a real thing? Can I take a look? Well, if you've eaten human cheese, what did you think of it? Was it creamy? It was like cottage cheese. Oh, yum. It doesn't really solidify properly. That sounds... But it seems to be real, right? Human cottage cheese. I mean, these are your consistent. So, do you drink from cows? You drink from cows? Yeah, I mean, not commonly. Yeah. Why do you do that? I don't know why do I do that. Why do you drink milk from cows? If I need milk, then that's the easiest milk to get. I do drink out milk instead a lot of the time. Do you ever consider why you drink milk from another species? I can't say I do. I feel like there's an agenda here that I'm missing, which is... A human milk propaganda. Yeah, I mean, I'm... I'm not as strong as a dairy industry, because I haven't convinced you you're a baby cow yet. But I could convince you you still need breast milk. Could you? Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't really need cow's milk, to be honest. And I do prefer to have oat milk, because it's milk, right? There you go. There you go. But once in a while, to be honest, I'm too late to go to the place that has the oat milk and I get the dairy milk instead. What if I... What if I told you this is oat milk? Then I would be less interested in trying it, because I'm not... You already know what it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it actually is oat milk. I'm trying to get people to think about why they drink milk from cows. That's super cool. Yeah. It's a good way to do it. Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah. It's a good gimmick. I like it. I mean, all these people here, they don't look like baby cows to me, but the dairy industry has convinced them that they are. And you know what happens to cows? In the dairy industry? Do you know what happens to them? They force them into pregnancy. They take the calves away, then they milk them, then they slaughter them, turn them into burgers. So they're maternal animals too, but they separate their calves from them so we can drink milk and make cheese. The most humane cheese is from your friend. Cheese. It's consenting cheese. Exactly, it's consenting cheese. Yeah. So, yeah. There you go. It is still vegan because no exploitation and cruelty to animals. Trust me, I will spread the word to all of you. Spread the word about humilk. We want to take a souvenir. Did you have a souvenir? I've got one. Okay. There you go. Take care. Try some tube milk. Try some human breast milk. Breast milk? What's going on in here? This is a start-up that we're doing. We're trying to take over the dairy industry. They exploit and kill the cows. Yeah. And take their calves away. I'm vegan. You don't have to. So you know about the dairy industry? Okay. Do you drink from cows? Yeah. Okay. Why do you drink from cows? Because I was born. I don't know. Okay. I just grown up drinking cow's milk. Do you drink from giraffes? Wait a second. Let me ask you. Think about it. I don't know. Let me ask you. Do you drink from giraffes? No. Would you drink giraffe milk? We don't farm giraffes. I suppose it's impossible to drink giraffe milk. But if I had giraffe milk in here, would you drink it? I might try it. Would you? Would you think twice? Would you go, I don't know? Yeah. What's that like? But we drink cow's milk without thinking, do we? No, you don't go, oh my God. What cow did this come from? Why am I drinking from a cow? Yeah, that's true. I should be drinking from my own species. I've never even thought about it. Wendy, Wendy, do you drink from cows? I'm really very, very happy about almond milk. But what is this milk? Well, this is human surrogate milk from our donor. From our donor. It's freshly squeezed. So what's the gold of, like, yesterday? I mean, well, first of all, do you think it's weird to be drinking human milk? I mean, I'll try it. You'll try it? You'll try anything once? Do you have any allergies? I mean, you'll try anything once. I mean, God, that's a lot of things. Here you go. The color's a little bit interesting. Yeah. I mean, they're healthy women, but they are. That's cool. But you know, in the dairy industry, they exploit and kill the cows. Hey, bro, bro, you're not a baby cow. Just, just letting you know. If you don't exploit and kill the women, that's gross. No, no, that's all consenting women. They get paid. Could you have that on your cereal? In your coffee? Not my bed. I don't drink coffee. Don't you drink coffee? Cereal? Cereal, yeah. So what do you think about what we do to cows so that we can have milk on our cereal? You know, we impregnate them, take the calf away so the calf doesn't drink the milk, kill the male calves, put her in a slaughterhouse when she doesn't produce milk. Do you think that's, like, justified to put something on the cereal? Absolutely no. That's why, like I told you just now, I'm going to steer away from thousands of cows to go for, like, milk. Yeah. But it's one of those things where, because it's convenient and cheap for people, that's why they'll go for it. Well, yeah. You know, there is that side of the argument. I'm not saying that's right, but I'm saying... It's part of the argument, isn't it? ...people like things that are comfortable, convenient and cheap. That's true. Which unfortunately, like this example is cow's milk. If rat's milk right now was comfortable, convenient and cheap, do you reckon people would buy it? I mean, if it, like you say, it's convenient, convenient and cheap. Like right now, I make it as cheaper than cow's milk. I put it all out there so people can take it. It's 50p for a litre. I can only speak for myself. I can't speak for this, I don't know. I mean, from your people, if it was rat's milk, do you reckon you would drink rat's milk? If you gave me rat's milk, giraffe's milk, I don't know. Most people, if you ask them, would you drink rat's milk if it was more cheap? They probably say no. No, rat's disgusting. But the dairy industry is very successful at marketing, haven't they? They get all these people drinking from another species, haven't they? What if I told you this wasn't human milk? And I told you it was actually oat milk? My goal here today is not to get people to try human milk, it's to get people to think about why they drink from another species and hopefully get them to change the plant milk. It seems more efficient and logical. The thing with almond milk, oat milk, rice milk, they're available. They're sold in pretty much every supermarket. So they have that convenience aspect. But how much is the bottle of oat milk to a bottle of cow's milk? I think now they've been competitive. Go into Audi, get a litre for 55p. The dairy industry also gets a bunch of your tax dollars to drive the cost down. This is subsidies, so something to think about too. Do you think this will get to people thinking? I hope so, it's going to be me. Hi brother. You're one of the reasons I'm vegan actually. Say thank you. Hi brother, nice to meet you. What's your name? Luke. Good to meet you. Hello, how are you? I'm trying to be vegan. Are you really? This is vegan. It's from humans. Do you drink from cows? No. You don't drink from cows? I don't drink from cows. Did you used to drink from cows? Yes, I come from Poland so cows were a go-to. Same here, I used to drink from a cow too. They tricked me to drink from a cow. But now I'm trying to get enough money to get people drinking from their own species. How does it actually work? We have some surrogate mothers who get some extra milk and they like to donate it. And we give them decent amount. Give them 50p a litre. Would you drink human milk? I mean yeah, I've had it before so why not? That's good. Do you want to try some? Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's oat milk. Of course you can. Some human breast milk? No, I'm not sure. I do? Yeah. Really? I'm going to be vegan. Are you? Yeah. Do you want to try some? Very cold strong. Are you... What is that? Is that almonds? Or... I mean we can't really trick you because you're already vegan. So we're trying to trick people into thinking it's human breast milk. Would you drink human breast milk? When you were a baby? Yeah. And you weaned? Yeah. What age did you wean off your mum? I don't know. You don't know? Do you drink cow's milk? She tends to go all the day. Tends to? All day. Okay. Do you ever think about why you drink from a cow? Yeah. Me neither. Something to consider. But like you wouldn't just run to grab this and just drink it down like a Gatorade. Like you'd probably think about it before you start drinking it. But it's weird because it's actually a species specific milk. Isn't it? Yeah exactly. Dairy industry has like a lot of power in their marketing actually. I know it's ridiculous. So everyone thinks they're baby cows. Yeah. Of course you can. Yes. I think my sister would like to be a vegan too. Ah cool. Thank you. You can tell everyone we've got... That's milk. Shoe milk stand down there and support the cause. Like we're really trying to take over the dairy industry. Yeah. With human milk. It's not for me. Like I'm not lactating at the moment but... I believe you. No not now. So... It's great tasting you. Good to meet you too. Take care. Bye bye. All right so this has been the shoe milk taste test. I'm Frank your shoe milk representative. And remember you're not a baby cow. Drink shoe milk instead. All right milk.