 John of applause, yeah? This is the most episodes we have ever gotten through in a season of Wheel of 2K. Last season, we finished at 36 episodes. And this season, we're taking that all the way to 48. If not a grand finale for episode 49. Not sure what I wanna do yet, but it's the final season, season four. Also gentlemen, I completely forgot to make a notice of this, but I ordered my temporary tattoo for the six episodes and it totally did not come in. I've been having shipping issues lately. So I promise you that for six episodes of Wheel of 2K, I will have that temporary tattoo. It just isn't gonna be the first or second episode. I'll make sure, I think episodes three, four, five, six, seven, eight, I'll have it on. Just thought you should know. Now as you know, we're creeping up on August, right? And August 16th is when the new Madden comes out. So I'm ready to make my full flip, get into the football season and start playing Madden. There might be a little bit of overlap with Wheel of 2K, but I don't anticipate a lot. That being said, I wanna make this the best season yet. So let's hop right in. At this point, Wheel of 2K, you guys should all understand the rules, but I'll give you a 20 second refresher. We're gonna play a 12 game season. Now based on my record in those 12 games, I have to complete one challenge. And the cheat sheet for the Wheel of 2K final season, I have to say is probably the best, but that's how it should be. Our cheat sheet goes as follows. Were I to end up with absolutely zero wins, I'll complete one year of full celibacy. And honestly, as long as I don't get married, I won't be having sex anyway. So, oh and 12 is not that bad. One and 11, I will stream a half marathon. I'll go live on Twitch from my phone and run a half marathon. Two and 10, I will complete the 24 hour stream. I don't anticipate that either. Three and nine, a permanent tattoo chosen by the boys. I do want to fill out the sleeve. Whatever it is that you guys want is probably not what I want to put there. But if I could only win three games, that's what we're running with. Four and eight is the first realistic one. I wanted it to be a bitch, but something that'd be really fun too. The beer mile. The beer mile is you get on a track and four laps around a track is a mile. Every lap you have to drink a full 12 ounce beer. At my size, I'd actually be like pretty drunk. I'd be kind of buzzed up going around that fourth lap. The world record I believe is four minutes and 50 seconds, which is astronomical. I couldn't do a regular mile in that time or even close, I don't think. We just always had to run in PE. I feel like I ran like a six or seven minute mile. These guys are running a 450 with beer, like four full beers. It's just nuts. Five and seven, I'm gonna have L do my makeup on stream so you guys will get to sit there and watch as I get pretty enough to where you guys would probably try and have sex with me. Y'all would try to do it as is, so. Yeah! Six and six. I kind of wanted to do this, but I just know it would suck so I really don't want to do it. But I thought it'd be funny. Train for and take the SAT. So when I went to high school, is the ACT still? I think it's all SAT now across the whole United States. So basically I'd take it, see what my score is, then I'd actually study for a week and take it again, see what my score gets to. It is a punishment we used to use in the fraternity for like our fantasy football leagues and it's actually hilarious. To watch like a full blown college graduated person go in and take the fucking SAT is so funny. So that's what I'm going for. Seven and five. Okay, so as I figured out from those first three seasons, we kind of land at seven and five, eight and four, nine and three most seasons. So I wanted those ones to all be really good. Seven and five, you can choose my fit for the next video. I don't care what it is, a sumo suit, a cock and balls blow-up suit. I don't even know what exists. It could literally just be a thong. You get to choose my fit for the next video. Eight and four. Each loss is one hit. Okay, I just want to explain this one better because it needs it. I couldn't fit it all in there. I'm gonna go live on Twitch for probably three, four hours and I'm just gonna play my team unlimited. And every loss that I get, I take one hit of the dad pen. So it's kind of like playing 2K high except the higher I get, the more likely I am to lose. And every time I lose, I get higher. So it's gonna work against itself. I just think it'll be so funny. So that's eight and four. And I feel like that's a pretty realistic record we've gotten right around there most times. Nine and three, this is a very strong winning season. And the last one that's a true challenge is playing Madden 23 high. I don't know, the grammar there is weird that I put high before Madden playing high Madden 23. Either way, when this season is ending, Madden 23 is gonna be coming out. I'm gonna hop on and just like I did at the end of season two of Wheel of 2K, I'll do one game just higher than piss. I think it'll be a great time, it'll be really funny. Yes, I have a crippling addiction to marijuana, can you tell? Secretly, I just wanna write all of my weed purchases off as a business experience. Did you hear that IRS? 10 and two, you know the vibes, you gotta rate my cock indoor balls. 11 and two, I'm an idiot. Who cares, just disregard it. Who cares, just disregard it. 11 and one is an optional consent smooch. I may or may not ask for consent from you, I just might do it. And 12 and oh, I am basically Zach Wilson. Doesn't matter if it's your mom or your mom's best friend, she's mine. Get used to it, bud. I know you guys have been waiting for this as you know I've got a power-up player to show you, I've got a team captain to show you, I've got a brand new squad, new jerseys, new team name. This season, inspired by the greatest quarterback in football, you know the vibes, you know the vibes. Zach Wilson is top 10 all time, any eight, 10, or nine, or eight, or seven, or six, or five, or four, three, or two. Best quarterback that would play for New York. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say he's going to be the MVP this season. I even matched up the jerseys. I went with the Bucks jerseys because they kind of look like Jets jerseys. And then just to get weird, I have these classic Bucks unis. Although I kind of want to switch this up for the classic Bulls unis. Yeah, the classic Bulls unis actually go really hard. So that'll be my alternate option. Also, I just want to say something. I tried my ass off to get end game Dirk Nowitzki and after spending 14 plus hours collecting cards, I wasn't even halfway. I also learned even if I bought every card in the game, including Galaxy Opals and Dark Matters, I wouldn't have enough. I would have needed to have played through this monsoon of challenges. Just trust me, I really did try to get end game Dirk. He's not my team captain though. I'm sorry. Either way, yeah, we got Bucks on the rest of this stuff. And our team. So you're looking at the squad right now and you don't see a power up player or team captain. I haven't put them in the lineup yet. I wanted to give you guys a chance to guess. My power up player has an end game and my team captain is a shooting guard. Those are the only hints I'll give you and I'll start it out with my power up player. My power up player for the final season of Wheel of 2K is a small forward and he is the greatest basketball player of all time. It's none other than LeBron James. I thought LeBron would be so fun. I got a little taste of playing with the Dark Matter LeBron last season. That was just superhero LeBron. That was not end game LeBron. And the other good thing that I like about LeBron is he has a lot of options for the power ups. Like this isn't like a cheese power up. We really have to go through a lot of LeBron cards. So we've got Sapphire LeBron James right now and for every 10 points that we score we go up to the next tier. Next tier of LeBron is Ruby so we'd have 89 LeBron after that. There is no Amethyst which is nice so after that we would go to Diamond LeBron James signature series. After that we go to the 96 overall Pink Diamond LeBron James. After that the 97 overall Galaxy Opa LeBron James and after that we have this absolute God tier Cavaliers 23 LeBron James. Six foot nine, 240 pounds, 10 pounds lighter than his calves one. This season I do wanna make an offer to you guys. I know I play 2K really unorthodox and it frustrates you guys. So this season I wanna try my best to play the game as best I can. Not be an idiot, stay composed, not fall on threes, all that shit right? So I thought going with an end game LeBron James would be a good way to do that. I definitely could have gone like end game Yao Meng or end game Taco Fall but I feel like if I did that I would just keep playing through my centers and not learning the other aspects of this game and either way, we keep on up LeBron, we get end game LeBron, he's absolutely disgusting. Maybe I spent like 800 KMT on this mans. 99 everything, freaking nature, 80 Hall of Fame badges, let's go. And that just leaves our team captain and our team captain is the other goat. I love this shit dude, I love this shit. What's more controversial, huh? What's gonna piss people up more? Two goats on the same team? End game LeBron James and end game Michael Jordan will both be at some point on this squad. Now let me just, I'm not gonna end the goat debate, okay, because ESPN and everybody's never gonna shut the fuck up about the goat debate. Let me just put this in the most simple basketball terms, okay? Michael Jordan raised the ceiling for NBA players and LeBron James raised the floor, undeniable, undisputably. That's the only thing that should be discussed on this topic and I'm never talking about it ever again. So our team captain is end game Jordan, he's gonna be so fucking cracked. I've actually used Invincible Jordan before, if you guys remember we had the Invincible, Kobe and Invincible Jordan on the squad. The only problem I had with this was the fact that I've used both an Invincible MJ and a really good LeBron in the past. That was the only problem I had with it, but as far as end games go, there weren't that many good options. There's an end game Kobe, I already used him as your team captain. End game Taco Fall, I'm on the fence about that. I don't really care. End game Yao Ming, I had him last season. End game Shaq, I had him last season. End game Lamello, I had him. I'm praying this end game Michael Jordan can carry us to the promised land in Wheel of 2K. And I really like our progression through the seasons. You know, our team captain at first was Alex Yopoul. Then two Invincibles, now an end game. Kyrie will be our point since I can choose any amethyst to fill in the other slots. So Kyrie, I was Serge Ibaka and Deandre Aitin. Started to get weird with it. Darius Garland, Ray Allen, Scotty Pippen, Julius Randall and Wang Zizi. I have no idea who this is. What a fucking awesome name. Wang Zizi bro, are you kidding me? Am I pronouncing it right? I couldn't care less. He's Wang Zizi and he's about to drop absolute buckets. D-Ros on the bench, Bam on a bio on the bench. And the Austronesian American Slovakian, Russian Filipino, Dwayne Wade. Now that's a throwback right there. D-minus inside, D-minus mid-range, C-minus three-point scoring and F for playmaking. Oh my God, he's fucking horrible at everything. Is he actually good at anything? This is the New York Milf Hunters. We are ready to track down every single baddie over the age of 30. Really? Is 31 Milf though? Is 31 Milf at what age are you considered a Milf? I'm asking the real questions here. Nope, no one goes through my search history. It isn't about her age. Is she a mom? I disagree. If a 22 year old girl has a kid, she's not a Milf, I just don't agree. A lot of people are saying a Milf is any woman with a mom and a cougar is 45 plus. I just don't agree. I'm gonna say, all right, I'm ending the debate. 35 plus, you're a Milf. Under 35, not necessarily. Perfect example, Rihanna is 34. Would you really call Rihanna a Milf? I wouldn't even call Beyonce a Milf. Beyonce's 40. Nicki Minaj is 39. Doja Cat, bro. Doja Cat is such a baddie. If Doja Cat had a kid tomorrow, she a Milf. This is just not good criteria. What are we talking about? Oh, shit, real too good. Um, also, I am pulling a massive audible on this season opening wheel spin. And that audible is this. Oh, oh, oh. This is NBA 22 Panini prism with none other than Wade Wantingham on the front. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna open every single pack and we will be able to take one player's best version and add it to our squad. Do you guys remember when I opened the world's most expensive trading card box? I did pull a diamond lamello ball. Holy shit, I'm just gonna fucking send it. Oh! Oh my fucking god, what? And I had to give it away to one of you guys. Now the reason for that is that video is sponsored by whatnot. Whatnot is like the goat of collectibles. You can buy and sell tons of collectibles like sports cards and you can go live on there as well. Well, whatnot is sponsoring today's video so you probably know where this is going. The box I'm gonna open is a 1986 Fleer which has a chance to have a Michael Jordan rookie card. I will also be opening a 2003 Topps Chrome which has a chance to have a LeBron James rookie card. So the only thing I'm ripping today is this. This'll help out our 2K squad, but if you want a chance at any of the insane cards that I'm about to pull, you gotta pull up to the stream. This stream will be at the national, the biggest sports card convention in the world and you can tune in live from your phone on the whatnot app. Saturday, July 30th, 2 p.m. Eastern. That's coming up. Download the whatnot app, make an account, it's totally free, and then pull up to the ripping wax account on whatnot. So to conclude whatnot, I love you. Thank you for the box. Let's absolutely rip to start out with a 2K and Saturday, July 30th, 2 p.m. Eastern. Pull up to the stream for your chance to win free cards and have a good time with the boys. All right, boys, let's hop in. It's gonna be a long season opener, I'll tell you that. Now, one thing I'll tell you about this box opening, I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for because I don't know NBA trading cards that well, so I know what I'm looking for to get a good 2K card, but if you guys know that I pull something really cool, if you let me know, that'll be awesome. Wow, that is beautiful. Oh my God, that's beautiful. The whatnot is so clutch. Boys, hook me up. 12 cards per pack, 12 packs per box. So 144 total cards. We're pretty much guaranteed to get somebody amazing. So here's what they look like. Oh yeah, I love how Prisms look. They look just like the NFL Prisms, so sick. I wish there was a way I could show you guys every card, but I'll just make sure I show you the big ones because there are gonna be a lot of silvers in here. Curry. I got a little Curry. I can pull up with Dark Matter Curry. Oh my God, oh my God. I'm sleeving it. I'm sleeving this. I don't care, I'm sleeving it. When's easy? What are the odds, bro? Should I talk about them? All right, two good pulls in that pack for a blue CJ McCollum. 148 of 199. Prism Zach Levine. Gay Pride Zach Levine. It's kinda sick. Ooh, look at this. 29 of 125. Carl Anthony Towns. Xavier Tillman, Michigan State University. The Grizzlies really loaded up on MSU guys. They got Jared Jackson too. Mindset Luca Donchich. I don't think it's a rare card, but it's nice for 2K because you guys really want me to have a Luca Donchich card. TJ Warren, 16 of 49. 16 of 49 is dope, but TJ Warren does not get me insanely excited. Ooh, I think we just got our first rookie. Our rookie, Otto. I didn't see who it was. Yeah, I'm gonna let you guys see it first. Trey Murphy for the Pelicans. I'll be honest. I might be a casual, but I don't think that's a crazy pull. I will take an Otto though. Trey Murphy. Not bad, boys. Wide screen. This is interesting. I have not seen this. A widescreen Zion Williamson. I hadn't even only had this in there. That's kind of sick. Dude, I just got a James Worthy. And there's actually a Patrick Ewing back there. And I guarantee Ewing has a really good card, so. Ooh, see like this, bro? Like, just a silver Giannis, but I could get end game Giannis if I wanted to. Prism Moses Moody. They're actually kind of crispy. A Prism Malik Beasley as well. I actually love this. A Prism Fred Van Vliet. Prism Tim Duncan. I like invincible Tim Duncan a lot, actually. Oh, this goes so hard. Prism Laurie Markinin. That goes hard. I like that. Jason Tatum. Damian Lillard. Bad timing for this one. Yeah, I don't need that. Two Final Packs, boys. I don't know. I mean, I don't know my NBA cards, but I don't think this has been too cracked of an opening. Mo Bamba, Malik Beasley, Hassan Whiteside. 32 of 99. Patrick Williams. I got all the Trey Murphy's today. Final pack right here. It starts out with John Wall. John Wall, Jaden McDaniels, Julius Randall. Kevin Love. Does Kevin Love have an invincible? Ooh, nasty, Eric Gordon. Eric Gordon? How do you say his last name? Is this guy German? Is it Wagner? He was a beast at Michigan, dude. It's actually a nasty card right there. 76 of 149. No shot. I just got this. No shot. I got this in the last pack. Let's go! All right, all right, all right, all right. Listen, it's not the most cracked card pull, but I have won at Vince Carter for so long. Remember that game last season? I had Vince Carter and then I lost him? That could be this game as well, except I already have LeBron and Mike. So maybe that's not the right pick. Damn it! I have a chance at getting him though. All right, boys. Hey, that was our Panini Prism opening. Let me know if I got anything crazy. I don't know if I did, but now I gotta decide what I want in 2K. Full disclosure, one thing I don't wanna do is go down this end game rabbit hole. I don't want my whole team to be end games. So even though there's technically end games that I could get from that pack opening, I think I do know what I wanna go with. Time! My decision is Luca Doncic. Thanks to this mindset pull right here, I'm taking invincible Luca Doncic as my player. Now the reason I'm taking invincible Luca Doncic is number one, I was trash with him last time. Whatever Luca I had, I sucked with him. I don't remember what Luca was, but I sucked with him. 75 all the fame badges, he's insane. And I do wanna get better at different play styles. I've been playing this whole game through my power forwards and centers and it's time to switch it up. And I think a demon like Luca Doncic should do well with that. I would have gone with invincible Steph Curry, but the closest one on the arch house right now is four hours away. So I just said, fuck it, I'm going Luca. And it looks like I'll win this. And as we wait for Luca to get bought for this squad, let's go ahead and get our challenge wheel in right now. And the challenge wheel, as you know, has been very clutch. We get one pack from the store, if we can complete it. Let's see what we got here. Each starter needs 10, ooh. Okay, I perfectly grilled this one last time. Let's see if I can do it again. The only issue is I don't have nearly as much firepower this season. When I hit that 69 challenge, I had Yamming and Shaq and everybody. I have end game Michael Jordan and invincible Luca. That should be enough though. That's a lot of studs. And I got Wang Zizi. I don't care if that's not how you say it. I'm not changing how I say it. The New York Mill Hunters are adding invincible Luca Donchich to the starting lineup. So now it's invincible Luca end game Jordan, poverty, LeBomb, that's what he will be called until he is an end game. Serge Ibaka, Deontre Aitin as our starting lineup. Our challenge is to score exactly 69 points in this game. Sorry, I didn't explain that in the challenge wheel. Score exactly 69. P's got Mike, P Merovic, Damar, Shaq, okay. Honestly not scared really at all. That Damar is good. I'm not worried. I think we're gonna be all right. I mean, if he's really good, we're definitely not. This is a fucking park player. I'm playing another park player. And he's chatting too. He's on the mic. He's just wopped out of my face. What the fuck? Oh, he's really on the mic. I can't hear him. He's not, you're not talking to me, are you? How can you hear me? How can you hear me? How do you hear me? Oh, he's talking to someone else. Stupid. He's not talking to me. Bro, play the game. What are you doing? They're weird, huh? Yeah, I've been well. How about you? What a idiot. That's so fucking weird. He's not talking to me, but it really sounds like he is. What the fuck? Now I'm taking my win. I'm taking my win. I'm going to play someone else. He had three points already. I got scared. All right, boys. We need exactly 69 points to complete the challenge. 10 with LeBron to upgrade to Ruby and a win to keep invincible Luca. He's got, I don't think I'm worried. A lot of those are like free to play cards. Not that like people who pay to play are any better. In fact, those are either worse, but I don't know, that's kind of a poverty lineup. You can get a lot better point guards than that Isaiah Thomas for dirt cheap. That Isaiah Thomas is ass. So I'm hoping that meets his ass. All right, screen. Step back, Luca. I don't know if it's so sick for my opening shot with that new Luca. As much as I like being the Jets, I hate these Unis. These Unis are gross. I hate them. I might switch up the Unis. All right, Luca to the rack on LeBron, drills it. Yeah, I think I'm gonna switch up my Unis. I might go all just vintage Bulls Unis. Ooh, good move. Good fading shot. I'm gonna take off with Jordan. Oh, bad pass maybe. What, what? Dude, that was supposed to not go in, I don't think. Ooh, great defense. Great on-ball defense. Let's not force any points. Let's just score. I'm not gonna worry about forcing anything to LeBron right now. Ooh, great shot, Jordan. Gonna have a crazy good three-pointer. He'll probably have a decent one, a lot better than the Unis. But that's probably a stupid shot with the Sapphire LeBron. I'm... All right, Luca already playing quite well. Haven't done much with Jordan yet. Great defense. That ain't going shit. Great work, great work. All right, get it up to Jordan. Pump fake. Get him jumping. Jordan to the rack. Time to six. Let's go. Ooh, nope, nope. Great defense. Out to Jordan. Pump fake, got him jumping. Wait, Jordan's post-fade's gotta be just gross, right? Ooh, that was all right. That was all right. Oh, I did not see that guy down there. He just blended in. Not because he's, because of his jersey color though, guys. I think Luca can just body Isaiah Thomas. He can, holy shit. I like that match up a lot. Milfunter shooting a good percentage, having a good game so far. He's coming in on Wang. It's the poverty of Yao Ming on the real Yao Ming. And real Yao Ming won. All right, all right, poverty Yao Ming. Give him what's up. Don't even take it. Yup, poverty Yao Ming. No way. Wang Zizi. Oh, shit. I did not mean to come that far out. He is gonna take advantage of that every time, isn't he? He was in my face. Nice to see him. Oh, Yao's a beast, bro. He just stole the in-bounds, but it gets stolen right back by Jordan up to, I don't know who that was, but I think Jordan will score this. Let's go, Jordan. I am actually above pace for 69 right now, and it's a close game, so it's actually not good. Because if I get to 69 and he's at 68 and I can't score anymore, I'm gonna be in trouble. Darius, oh, that's Amethyst Curry. Wait, that's good. We both got some Amethyst on this squad. Love to hear that. Oh, out to Lebron. He's jumping. Damn, this Lebron is tired. Oh, okay. I'll take the free bucket. Aten's got a good mismatch right there, but I gotta get Lebron involved. Zero points for Lebron right now. It's also got pretty decent. That was just a horrible shot. Great defense, boys. How do we get Lebron involved? Can I screen and roll with him? Oh, yes, screen and roll with Lebron. Caught Lebron? Yes, one second. Yes, with no time on the clock, Lebron, don't stop. Okay, that's two. Me 10 with him, that was not easy. He's gonna get an easy one right there. This game's a little too close for me to be dicking around, but whatever. Little screen here, mid-range. Ooh, Jesus, that is a sapphire. I'm a little too spoiled by these end games, bro. That shot's a lot easier on an end game. Come across with Lebron. Good defense, come back across. Ooh, okay. All the way to the- Oh, shit! Lebron! Sapphire Lebron pulls out the dog package, too. I guess I assume most of the cards can do that, but he's making it a lot easier than Yannis made it already. That Yannis was, that Yannis was just not it. See if I can get one more of those exact same buckets. He will not on-ball me either. Damn, that guy. Got a lot of clock here. Downhill Lebron. Oh, I gotta take a really tough contest to Jumper and getting over the back. And now I regret everything. All right, fine. Let's just go get a bucket, shall we? Ooh! Favorite ducks of all time, dude. And a rip. Oh, almost took it from him, too. What a bush spent too perfect. Damn, and I just got, I got lost. I got lost, right there. I need a map. Easy bucket for Deandre, and on the pick and roll, make it three! I'm not on pace for 69 anymore, and I'm losing right now. I don't know. Maybe I, oh, shit. Not a good feature. Well, he's not a dark matter. Damn it, I'm so spoiled by dark matters. Get up! Yes, sir! Down to Ibaka. Damn, swatted to hell. Put it up with Deandre. Ooh, not a bad shot. Not a bad shot there. Could have certainly been better. But we save for last shot. Played a smart down by a point. 39 points here to land exactly on 69 and got a hold into less than that. Ooh, damn it. I did the slowest step back in the world, bro. And Ibaka just tried to put that back. That was all just piss poor. Oh, good rip. Oh, I thought I'd have that. He just greened that in Ibaka's face. Well, I know Yow's built like that, dude. I know better than anybody. Look out! Damn, I'm trying to go for the win right now. How the fuck are you camping the paint? Look at these defensive settings. Transition defense, no threes. And what universe are you camping the paint? Why would you ever do that? Not a good run right there. And I just dropped the fucking bow. But you gotta get it together as a horrendous shot. That's always nice. Jordan and one. Good free throw, Jordan. Let's get another good one, Jordan. Easy, easy. Okay, okay. Wow, what a quick ass release. That Jordan's release is disgusting. Damn, hey, one point game. We were just down by six. Now we're bringing it right back. Good work, boys. And now he's got a wide open three pointer once again. I almost got to like have my starters in at all times. There is Garland fucking misses the dunk. Oh my God, this is piss poor. Another wide open three, would I have transition threes on? Like no transition threes? Get it to, just get back on the board, 37-44. And if this Therias Garland is so not equipped to guard Isaiah Thomas. All right, let's just bring the starters back in and just hope that they can do this. Great defense. Oh, of course. You gotta fucking love that. Perfect defense, offensive board, wide open three. Bro, I literally subbed in my starters. What are we doing? Deandre Aitin, 46% contested, great shot. Don't know how I didn't pick that. Ooh, but I'll pick that all the way. He's gonna jump. Oh, what a move. That's a horrible shot. Great defense. He's jumping. He's still jumping. He's still jumping. Five seconds on this clock. Let's get a great shot. I'm going up with Jordan. Always my best shot, baby. We're making this a real game right now. Seven seconds on the clock. Step back, hurry, horrible shot. Let's go. Let's go. Come on, we can still do this. We can still win this game. Oh, he jumped, great shot. Oh, boys, 49 to 51. What a run right there. God, we're so piss poor without the starters in though. We are piss poor. So if I were to score 20 points here, I would complete the challenge in this quarter. It's not super realistic, but. Oh, he's jumping early, looked up, drills it. 52, 51. We just took the lead. How long's it been since I've had a lead? Takes a midi with Yao. Good shot. His Yao is taken over too. Surge, great shot, great layup. One point lead once again. Surge, oh, I thought I liked that. I'm staying awful. He is really trying to cook, but they are not budging. Get that out of there. Ibaka is nasty, Amethyst Ibaka. I mean, I know he's a defensive player, IRL. Jordan all the way, dish it out. I don't know who this is. That's why I didn't take it. And it appears that I made a very good decision. Do you just miss that wide open midi? Dude, this guy is fucking horrible. He just had a wide open midrange, and he missed it. I'm getting a three. I'm getting a three with Luca. I don't care how stupid of a shot that is. Luca, you savage. Good day! Perfect jump step, that's six. That's six for LeBron, 59 points for the team. He overcommitted to the paint. Oh no, I need the starters still in. He's jumpy up here, dude. He's so jumpy. Oh, what? Debating myself with Luca so hard right now. Okay, three second offensive three. Didn't he, wasn't that offensive, or offensive five? He was just camping down there. He's just camping on LeBron over there. I'm gonna get a good screen here. Luca, I need a good one out of you. Luca, turn around! What a shot, Luca! Oh no, that's pretty open. Let's go, out to LeBron. Good p- LeBron is tired, I can't shoot that again. Into LeBron, let's go up, let's go up, LeBron. Shotgun violation, shit, he made it! Shit, that would've taken me to 66 and eight with LeBron. Good defense, Mike, he ain't hittin' that. Great defense, up to LeBron, underneath, yes! Geez, he is tired, 66 points. I've got eight with LeBron, James. Oh no, wide open curry. Wait, he has a foul, wait, he has a foul. Let's just get it into LeBron, and we're fine. Let's go, where's LeBron? Oh no, I gotta get it back to LeBron. Okay, go, back to LeBron. Shit, LeBron's the inbounder, I can't. Wait, now I miss this, I have to miss this, and I have to get the ball to LeBron next time. He greens a three, now we have to get this to LeBron. And then he fouls, and we hit both, we hit both, follow me. We hit both, we sit on 69! Come on, LeBron, no! Shit! God, that's horrible, horrible! Okay, I greened that one, shit. Wait, this is bad, I gotta let him have a three. I gotta let him have one. I let him have one, I gotta go to LeBron again. I gotta get the inbounds, and the foul, the foul, the foul, the foul. Oh no, but I can only hit one. I can only hit one of these, and then I have to stop my defense. Holy shit, holy shit, I knew this was gonna happen. He kinda got open. Oh, he was open, he could have had that. He messed that up so bad. Oh, he just ran a perfect play. Now I have to score again. I gotta score. Toes it into the table? That's a season opener, ladies and gentlemen. That is a season opener. Box score, Isaiah Thomas, dude. I was talking shit about that, Isaiah Thomas, he went off with him. Granted, I gave him two wide open threes on purpose there at the end to get LeBron points, so maybe I didn't get my challenge, but LeBron James has 10 points, so that's a Ruby LeBron James we get. Luca's fucking insane. Luca is absolutely insane. Game winning bucket, game winning defensive stop, 25 points, four assists, four rebounds, two steals, zero turnovers. Nine for 14, four for six from three, and the only free throw I missed because I made him miss it. Jordan was amazing too, six for eight shot, like shot the lights out, awesome release. 10 for LeBron, nine for eight, and did play really well. Awesome, awesome game. Gotta shoot my opponent, Gigi, because that was a subactacular game. He said it's just MMG. Gigi's my guy, I hope you see this video. We keep Luca, we keep Michael Jordan, no pack to open, but we do get Ruby LeBron James instead of Sapphire LeBron James. Cool, so LeBron is now his Halloween card, is that what that is, I think? He actually wasn't that bad just as a Sapphire. I did miss a three, but dude, he was slamming out there. He was putting up good contested shots. I'm not worried about upgrading him in the future. Ibaka was awesome, so that's sick. Amethyst are doing work. Also, I'm sorry, Wangzeezy, I'm as much as I love you, and you did redeem yourself. I'm gonna try out BAM as my backup power forward, as my backup center. Ooh, also Darius Garland, big liability. He is tiny and he sucks. I want something different. So I can choose any Amethyst, Amethyst point guards. I want something with A plus perimeter defense. That is Isaiah Thomas, but he's even small. Ooh, Dennis Smith Jr would be kind of fun. Yeah, I'm going Dennis Smith Jr right here. So now it's Dennis Smith Jr, Ray Allen, Scotty Pippin, Julius Randall, B.M. Audubio, Luca, Mike, LeBron, Serge, Ape. Good shit, boys, amazing season opener. We moved to one and O. No years of celibacy for me. Hope you guys enjoyed. I know this is a long one, but thanks for being here, and I'll see you in the next one. Peace.