Love and Death - Then there is a God...





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Published on Sep 27, 2010

Woody Allen - Love and Death (1975)

Boris: Who are you?
Angel: I am an angel of God.

Boris: You're kidding.
Angel: Fear not, Boris. You have led a just life, and at the last minute, before the execution, the emperor plans to pardon you.

Boris: Really?
Angel: He will make a great personal show of his generosity, and you will have learned your lesson, but you will not be executed.

Boris: Then there is a God. Incredible. Moses was right. He that abideth in truth and will have frankincense and myrrh smeared on his gums in abundance, and he shall dwell in the house of the Lord for six months with an option to buy.

But the wicked man shall have all kinds of problems. His tongue shall cleave to the roof of his upper palate. And he shall speak like a woman, if you watch him closely. And he shall... The wicked man shall be delivered into the hands of his enemy, whether they can pay the delivery charge or not.

And... Wait, I have more about the wicked man. I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death... In fact, now that I think of it, I shall run through the valley of the shadow of death, cos you get out of the valley quicker that way.

And he that hath clean hands and a pure heart is OK in my book. But he that fools around with barnyard animals has got to be watched. I thank you.


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