 She's making me mad. Wow. He's pissed. Zach, are we centered up? Is Jake on my side too much? Wow, John thinks I'm leaning right. Am I on his side too much? You look okay. I think you're good. You have a lot more. I mean, that's a really odd unit of measurement. I mean, that's a tough spot. I mean, you're going in at an angle right there. That's the most she could give me. Literally, the middle. You wrapped up in my chair. Is this fair? I think we both need to come in a little. Welcome back to the show. We're going to watch some baggage. The middle dude opened up. If she thinks like small dogs are feminine or whatever, some guys are short. Yeah, but follow my logic here. If she thinks having a small dog means you're not manly, the second nude from the Bronx opened up with, I love writing love letters and buying flowers and all this non-manly shit. I think we need to get into the characters here. Welcome back. We're back. The holidays are over. New Year's is over. It's time to get to work. Baseball starts. Insert date here. First day back was actually yesterday. We didn't record anything. We'll record other stuff, not this. Our toilet didn't work all day. There's no running water. It's a bad time. We basically just turned it into a pee pot, but low-key gross. But it's Tuesday. It's only up from here. It's actually the best Tuesday of the year because yesterday's one of the worst Mondays of the year. So let's get this bread. Hats first, no hats? Jenny. No one's wearing a hat today. So this is the point in the game where you don't say a word. Give me a yes or a no. Do you understand? Yes. A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B. Who did Melinda French marry in 1994? I don't know, but I know Bill married a Melinda. Wait, Bill married a Melinda? Yes. If you know that. Are you team A? Yes. And we're team A. In different languages. Do we get it wrong? Boo! Team Boo! Okay. Oh. I know it. Like, Trey? Trey, Trey, Trey. Yes. It's Trey. Ten points for team A. Ten points. A raiding bird in the... Waiting. A waiting bird? That's what I said, isn't it? You said a waiting. Wait. All at once. That's cork. We're team A. Rock Hudson. John Lennon! You said Rock Hudson. We were just... We were just... I'm just a rock... I'm just a fan of him. You literally died. We're gonna guest John Lennon, right? Go on. I'll put you guys for shouting answers. That wasn't a... I was just excited. I love him. Okay, Katie says A and Zach says it's also A and Jake. You say A, because we are team A. Comedy sheets of paper in a short ring. You think you know a ring? I'm reasonably confident because my dad buys a lot of paper and puts it in my room. So you've got the printers in my room. The printers in your room. 480. 480 is a ring. I think so. We don't want that. I like 480. But you think there's a shorter ring? If this says there's a shorter ring. I think that's the trick. I think you can buy bigger in bulk. But what your dad buys from staples is a short ring. I have no idea. He buys a lot of them. I've never seen him. He doesn't buy one at a time. I like A. So that leads Edward. I mean, I almost went to David Copperfield just to leave them in the 50-50. Well, wouldn't you rather us get five points and then get three? I don't think it's better. I played with us. Just get it right. Ten. Do you guys want to fuck them over or try to get points ourselves? Fuck them over. Seven. Okay, we'll go to David Copperfield. Enjoy your three points losers. I think it might be Mr. Darcy because his crime prejudice came before it. I don't feel wrong. I did a library in the book. And it's just such embarrassing stuff. Son of a... Ah! I don't feel wrong. And we're team A. Hey, we're team A. Because we're team A. Oh! What? Oh! Josh Charles? Yeah. Yeah. What? Let's go. Let's go. Can I get one of that? How do you get three points? We don't get anything for that last sheet. We get three points. Oh! We'll score. Getting three points. That doesn't count for anything. Are you kidding me? You could have got three points if you were going to get a song. Do I take back the three points? Yeah, because Diane is just one point. You do not take it back. Take it back, Keith. We had one option because you guys got yours wrong. That's not how this works. They've made the rules. Let's go D. D. Yep. Another three points. Do we not get those points, too? Well, there's two options, so you do get the point. Yeah, that makes more sense than not having any options. If we would have got that wrong... If we would have got that wrong, you would have gotten... You would have taken up with loveitspuzzles.com. What team won? Team A. I would say it was a draw. Team Bill. That's the bag. Perfect toss. What do we got, Tim? Turbana plantain chips. Turbana. Add. Smell that. If you're the... Deep smell. Oh yeah, that's serious. Yeah. Are these bananas? Dried bananas? A little bit, but not fully. Is Aunt here? Aunt. Are these... Do you know what these are? Are you into these? Do you know Turbana? Do you know the brand? I don't know the brand. Okay. The plantain chips are pretty good. Doesn't know the brand. The chips are pretty good. They're not banana chips, right? Plantains are not bananas. But they kinda are, but everyone's very... They're very similar. I mean, we're being honest. They're a creepy cousin. When I was in... Jamaica or deep... When I was in the Dominican Republic... They're cousins. They didn't want me to say that, but I was like, kind of pretty similar. They share some ancestry. These are good. It's like a dog and a wolf. Dog and wolf? Can you confirm that one out? I can't confirm that, but... Not... They're gonna be furious if I spend more than a dollar. Feo says in the chat, plantains are bananas, like both Carolinas are the same. Mmm. I mean, a lot of analytics there. I dropped one and it rolled, like, right under your foot and chair, so I just want you to be careful. I mean, the... I was like, yeah. Yeah, thank you. All right. Take Mr. Garbage. I hit the garbage. Bookshelf. It doesn't come in a jar. Bookshelves come from who you are. Something, something, what we may become. Two spins on that one. Two spins? First one was only a one-spot. I don't know. Ever since he Alan arranged his dick off by accident. The camera. According to our chart here... Oh, they're all M. M5, M6, M6. You were doing so good, dude. That was dirty. But then you had to... You let this side twist. Don't. So then I had to go left hand. Now I'm double-handing him. Taller. You got a couple inches on him. Yeah. Loser. Tall. It does, but I thought we weren't washering. Dude, I took it off. I put a new washer on that one. So now you're a washer guy, eh? Or reluctantly. I'm not like... There's a hair on this one. I'm not pro washer. But I think that's how the challenger... Does that look good? So I guess it's up to me... How tall I want the shelves to be. Like, this looks like... This looks like not... That was a false. False. Was Jake in charge of this one? Bar, bar, bar? No bar. We fucked this far up. It's hot. Maybe it's because of all this... Ruling manual labor. Done. Yeah, I'd say that'll do it. Stick shot. We just become that company. Perfect. Did you see they're making a new jackass? It's so in the way. Benjals. So this just has to balance the whole time? I think it's crooked. It feels like it's crooked. Something's wrong. About it all. Where are we? You're gonna wake up Mario. Mario. Mario's up. D is the top one. D is the top one. Okay. Hey, you know who followed me? The Buoni 21 record, too. It's National Bobble Identity. What kind of kiss did I have? Have him in your mouth. That's not a kiss. And then pull him out. And we'll kiss. Deep throat, pull him out. Daddy's kiss. And then we'll tag Stephen Bowen in. Does this make noise or something? Loud after you're done. Cool effects. Happy National Bobble that day. Does it go in the holes or does it sit on the holes? In. It goes into the wood. Have you ever seen the play into the woods? No, but I went into the woods a couple of times. People actually call them that. Which way am I pushing? The bar down. Can I hang from it? Yeah, but you can't put your fingers up because that's my line of sight. It's got my full body weight on it. You're just not doing shit. Come to the general and say it's your time. I've mounted it. Zach, how's the shooting going? Everything's coming up. Bookshelf. Jake, you're my shelf giver. Dude, like if there's one roll you've had, you hand me the shelves. And you can't lie about that. He's got the shelf. He's got the shelf. He's handing it to me. I built this company from the ground up, literally, with bugs. We have a new member, Samantha, who will be joining the team. She thought she already joined the team, but now she really does. This is where it all starts. This is where it all starts. Our bug cheers. That was a good crunch. They're not as bad as I thought. It's cheesy, right? It's like a truss fall. I'm going to get a truss fall. Congratulations.