 What is up with these guys? Super bummer, dude. I thought we'd beat Lou 35 to 0 or something. And he honestly added a lot. He added a lot of highlights to my last YouTube clip, my last montage. He added a couple highlights from there. I don't fucking money game. This is for the love of the game, dude. That's my little, that's my young and Lou, bro. Why would I take his money, dude? Oh my God, like, we haven't been able to run for shit, dude. Shit's been bad on the run game. I mean, what type of throw? That's just something wide open. So I didn't really preform it like that. How do you do that? Like, what do you guys, what do these kids do on defense? But let's show you what that happened. What else is there to do out here, you know? I'll be 100% tomorrow. I'm about 95% right now. I don't want to try Tragman. I'd rather suck a dick, honestly. I mean, he said use Tragman a quarterback or suck a dick. I wouldn't suck a dick. Does that make me gay? That's something you guys, that's what you think. I just wouldn't use Tragman. I mean, fuck, man. Why are you guarding that? Why aren't you guarding the middle of the field? What the fuck is going on, man? Bro, what the fuck is happening right now, dude? This fucking piece of shit-ass kid, dude. All these kids, bro, I'm going all over the board, but dude, they don't want to. And hopefully I can talk to them because I can't fucking, I can't fucking, I can't goddamn find somebody open without it. And this dude's just wide the fuck open, dude. Bro, get this running lap card to fuck off in my field, dude. Yeah, I'm getting dotted up, yeah, for sure, definitely, dude. Somehow, these people are just wide the fuck open. Somebody bumped into somebody's cousin over there or some shit. Simple fucking deep blue and all of a sudden, we just all shit the bed over there. Oh no! Just audible quick snap. Touchdown. Come on, boys. We got it, we got it, we got to do better there. Kraus wouldn't allow this shit that's falling down on my field. He really wouldn't. There's the problem. There's just no way you got that bag. There's just like no way in hell. I mean, if you ain't looking at my motherfucker's screen, you are like, you are trolled, fuck. God damn it, Dubby. Oh my, I just cannot get his user away from this spot. I want to go to ball, bro. Corner routes? I really don't beat man that well. Corner routes really don't beat man that well, dude. The best that ramp me and beating routes are drags and fucking streaks, dude. Dude, we're giving up way too much on kick returns. Come on, boys, be better. Like, come on, Derwin, like, fuck! So what I mean about a drag is just the best, bro. God, I don't want to take Derwin with Derwin off my field, dude. God, there's just no fucking way to streak his fucking killing me like this. Fuck, man! There's just no way tight end streaks. No, I swear to God, I'm done. I'm done. That fucking safety is over him every single play now. I'm done. I'm done with giving that shit up a million fucking times. Oh my God, there's just no way in hell that's what's killing me. It's tight end streak. Now I gotta run man now. I run man, now I gotta run man. I just gotta put the safety in the middle of the fucking field. That dude just can't, he can't be over, he can't be, he can't be offset. He can't be, he gotta be on the middle of the field. That's just a bad route for combo for fucking zone, dude, it really is bad. God, there's no fucking way! There's just no fucking way to... It's just so dog shit, dude. Just so fucking bad. Shift over there, man. Dude, I'm getting pissed off, bro, like bad, bro. Oh my fucking God, dude. Like this is just so ass. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. My fucking mind playing this game right now. Here we go, kicking the ball out of bounds, bro, I swear to God. I'm gonna lose my shit. I should never kick the ball that way. I mean, dude. Oh my God, W. Come on, we need to return here. I should have just hugged the sideline and fucking dove, honestly. Oh, you're a fucking idiot. Good defense, Lou. Good defense, bro. God, I told you, as smart as a fucking shoelace, I'll tell you that right now, dude. Go get your Timberlands out of the closet, yeah. That shoelace got bigger IQ than this guy. Dude, if I could see my kick meter, I would like this game so much more, dude. I gotta stop kicking the design. I'm definitely gonna start kicking. Dude, Parham is his fucking... Parham is really his God, dude. Dude, we're good. We're focused, we're dialed right now. Everything's looking good, trust me, boys. You like that? You like that, play it. That was cute. That was cute. That was a cute one there, dude. I gotta give it to you. I mean, Lord Jesus, can somebody save me from this? Like, we're really at a point of our lives where we're just calling plays because, fuck it, why wouldn't we just call plays right now? Right, boys, there's no other reason. Oh, my fucking... No, I swear to God. Yeah, you gotta be looking to my screen to randomly put that guy on a fucking in route. There's just no fucking way that you make that adjustment. There's just no fucking way you do that shit, bro. There's just no way you randomly do that shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Like, you just gotta be a joke right now. It's just gotta be a fucking joke at the shit you're throwing. Oh, my fucking God, dude. Dog, like, is there anything that's gonna stop this shit? Bro, like, oh my God, I'm... Can everybody catch our breath now together as a unit? Holy shit, man. And a tight end streak with that tight end streak. I ain't know what to do. I ain't know what to do when you can't do that tight end streak. Just chuck it at me. Fuck, like, this is like, holy shit. Everybody take their deep breath together as a unit, boys. Come on. Snap the other one in back there. That ain't what you wanted to do. You wanted to get closer? Oh, the boys are blinking? Look at us. Look at us. We're all combos. I mean, we're just all blowing and we dropped that. Nice. Everybody, everybody. I mean, bro, can we hit the fucking pass, dude, one time? One time can we hit a fucking pass for the boys. I don't ask much. Do I ask much, boys? Do I ask much? Ah, good shit. Fuck. I got a pass right there, dude. You didn't rush anybody. Good girl, dude. Good fucking girl, Lou. Good job. Good fucking girl there right there, dude. That was it right there. That was the one. This is fucking miserable, bro. Like, this is like, dude, this is it. This is his offense. Just snap the other one back, bro. It's been this shit all year. Hey, Lou, play, Lou, play. This is it. And now he's going to flip. And he's going to go to the auto-bottom, tripside-end, and quick-stamp fucking Virts. And look at my play hard to see who I'm leaving open. I literally got to put that guy in the middle of the fucking field. I got to put the safety literally in the middle of the fucking field. Holy shit, man. This is just miserable, man. It's fucking miserable. The safety can't even be closed. Like, he has to be somewhere over there. And he was glowing, too. I'm like, bro, he don't got to be that close. It's just that third just gets so far out of the way. Dude, my running back just won't get through the line on that play, dude. He just won't get through the fucking line. Man, look, he getting bagged the fuck right now. Come on, man. Fuck. As much as I wish I was good at verticals, I'm just not good at that play, bro. I wish I had everybody open there. Go fuck, man. You didn't, like, why would I ever run? Why would I ever run? Why would I ever run? Why ever run? Why ever run? And we just lost the fucking game, dude. Why would I ever run fourth in fucking one, dude? Like, why would I ever fucking run the ball ever? Like, why would I ever run the ball ever, dude? Why would I fucking run? Ever. Ever. Yeah, we just got locked up way too much here. I just, you know why I run in those situations, though? Seriously? To let me know that I should never fucking run in a real game like that ever. That's why I do that shit, really. Like, W, you should never fuck. Dude, you cannot stop this shit, dude. You really cannot stop the snap-throw running back. Yo, you cannot stop that shit. The dude is manned up right next to him. And he's fucking just bound. Like, dude, this shit is sickening. It's fucking sickening that you can't stop the snap-throw running back, dude. And when you do, he just catches it through his body and goes, oh, my. I'm lucky getting locked up, though. I got to slow down, dude. I'm getting screamed at. That's what's fucking killing me. Fourth and inches, fourth and one, running out of shotgun is just that L. Do you think verticals is the fucking play, though, bro? They do. I just got to be fucking better, dude. Like, we got to see that. Yeah, I'm just, I'm really just, I don't want to say I'm not good at it, but like, I just, I don't want to throw in there anybody's user, though. There's just no way. Come on, boys. Come on, boys! God, that was such a good play draw. I mean, bro, I learned my lesson, bro. I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson. I learned a lesson. I learned a valuable lesson right there, bro. Like, who the fuck, like, who the fuck stops that, bro? Like, who the fuck stops that shit? Harm, like, fuck. Then, low key, if this dude then just shoot through like a fucking maniac, I could have juiced inside. I probably could still juiced, because he dove like an idiot. Yeah, I know it was passing me. It was a great fucking call. He just like, that safety just made a fucking play, bro. And like, if I catch a juke right there, I score it all. A juke right there scores. Just the flukiest fucking touchdowns in the world, dude. I played really bad about that. Oh yeah, I mean, I played bad for two drives, though. I played really bad for two drives.