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Oh That would have made a nice headline teacher found face down and bowl of oatmeal How did you know that was oatmeal I wanted to surprise you that's why I covered it with cream and sugar Why I even sprayed a half bottle of sweet air on it so you couldn't tell by the smell Just the way I like it What's this meeting in mr. Conklin's office about Connie well as far as I could gather on the phone Mr. Conklin found out that the mayor of our fair city is going to the opening of the Civic Symphony Orchestra season in the park today And we'll be driving past Madison with his entire entourage But what does that got to do with you our beloved principal has decided that we ought to think up some stunt that might impress his honor His suggestion was that students and faculty members all line up on the school steps That isn't a very original plan is it that's what I thought I have a much more spectacular one What's yours Connie well when the man should be found sitting on top of our 75 foot flagpole That does sound spectacular, but where would all the teachers and students be where else shaking the pole The meeting is called to order I will now call the role of this committee first miss Brooks I said miss Brooks Wake up sleepyhead I'm taking the roll. I'll go ahead. I've had breakfast Here sir wide awake and raring to go yes, sir I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and mark you present miss Brooks Next the chairman of our entertainment committee mr. Philip Boynton Oh here mr. Conklin next the editor of our school paper Invited to this meeting through the insistence of his class president Harriet Conklin Walter Denton Almighty ruler of Madison's destiny should you decree that I am to contribute my meager wisdom to this august body You have but to say the word and I shall make available my every resource tap the well springs of Now to proceed with the business at hand he didn't call my name daddy I'm here that goes without saying my child Now then as you know Mayor Duff and sundry other city officials will pass Madison Hyatt approximately 2 30 this afternoon Our problem is to show them that we at Madison are civic-minded and proud of their proximity any suggestions I have one why don't we have the gym team line up on the campus and as the mayor drives past They could start a series of flip-flops the gym team. No. No, it doesn't tweak me not arresting enough I could put on my bathing suit and do some hand springs with them Please miss brooks. I want something that will make his honor sit up and take notice You didn't let me finish mr. Conklin after my last hand spring. I'd hurl myself under his car Oh now we're getting somewhere Anyone else have any lucid thoughts on the subject Well, I have the tiniest glimmer of a germ of an idea mr. Conklin fine dentin boil it down to a half hour, and let's have it I don't think Mayor duff will really appreciate anything. We try to do if he's just driving by What we should do is make him stop and get out of his car And how do you propose to accomplish this feat easy roadblock then when his car is stopped We simply yank open his door, and then one of us can reach in and grabbing bite I have another idea that might be better You've had your quota dentin sit down I've got a super idea daddy Why don't we all line up on the campus and then when the mayor's car approaches you and miss brooks can join hands and lead us in a monster square dance and To think that for low these 16 years. I've showered not but love upon you Down girl as Is my won't I shall have to put forth the only feasible plan I want the entire student body and faculty to assemble at 2 20 this afternoon under the flagpole When the mayor's car draws nigh our entire school band will step to the curb and strike up a stirring melody Frankly mr. Conklin I think miss brooks idea to have a gymnastic exhibition is much more colorful than just having the band play Oh, you do Well this meeting is still governed by democratic procedure dentin We'll simply put it to a vote all in favor of miss brooks idea. Say aye All opposed say no no All in favor of my idea say aye aye all opposed say no no my idea is unanimously carried That was the closest election since Alf Landon Meetings adjourned if you say so daddy. Good day, sir Oh before you go miss brooks I would like to remind you that mayor duff has quite a reputation as a music lover And if our band is going to salute him their musical instruments must be in perfect condition Yes, sir You will assign someone in your class to see that each instrument is cleaned and polished until it's gleaming That's all miss brooks. Yes, miss. Yes, sir Come on daughter. Oh farewell, mr. Conklin And should you ever again be in need of an unbiased opinion from the editor of the madison monitor? Please feel free to Now who can I get to polish these instruments? Any volunteers in my immediate vicinity? Well, I'd like to help you out miss brooks But frankly I got a little history homework to do in my first class History homework, but your first class is english Yeah, I know but when I sit behind stretch snotgrass with my english book propped up and the history notes underneath it Well, my english teacher would have to be a cock. I'd wonder to be able to tell whether I was Hey, you're my english teacher Yes, I am more as the pity But you've given me an idea walter stretch snotgrass could probably do a very good job on those instruments But isn't stretch a little behind in his work? Oh, I don't know just a few terms maybe He did a very good job of washing my windows last month And even if he isn't a mental giant at least he's industrious And even if he isn't industrious at least he's adjacent that's stretch taking a drink at the water fountain Oh good. I'll talk to him right now. You go on into class walter. You'll need a little time to set up your history notes Thanks, miss brooks. I'll see you later Well, good morning stretch. Well, hi miss brooks getting ready to smarten up on our little brains Sort of But you can have a little holiday from studying if you will do something else for me this morning. Well, sure miss brooks What is this other job in trail? It entails cleaning up all the musical instruments So the school band will make a nice shiny appearance this afternoon Mr. Conklin wants the job done in a hurry. Well, sure miss brooks. I'd be happy to help out I've been studying pretty hard lately. Anyway, my girlfriend Susie Prentice helped me with my homework last night Boy, she's a wizard english. Yes, I know She's the first person named Prentice. I ever met who spells her name with three s's Yeah, Susie's different. All right. She sure learned me plenty about our mother's tongues Well, that should come in very handy if you're going to open a delicatessen But stretch if you'll take the instruments down to the basement for a good cleaning I'll pick them up during lunch hour. You better not wait till lunch hour miss brooks You see between 12 and 1 I got to take care of mr. Fisher's pawn shop across the street So that he can go out and grab a bite. You better come down right after your first class. All right stretch But what's this about the pawn shop? I thought you worked in your father's pet store Oh, dad and I had a little run in he said I wasn't worth the money he was giving me and I said I was What was he giving you 80 cents a week? Anyway, he said until I could prove I could earn some money someplace else. I was on prohibition Prohibition Yes, ma'am. Well, I better get those instruments now. You do that and thank you Andrew Volstead Well, here they are miss brooks all cleaned up. Oh, let's see Stretch these drum heads are all warped and split and look at this slide trombone Doesn't even slide and these trumpets are all rusty rusty stretch. How did you clean these instruments? The same way I cleaned the windows miss brooks soap and water Soap and water sure I just dumped all my instruments in this big tub and scrubbed like mad Then I hung them over this electric heater till I was dry Here feel the saxophone miss brooks. It's good and dry, ain't it dry. Yes, but good. 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Conklin For while he had been very fond of chef fields and his rippling rhythm I wasn't quite sure how he'd react to stretch snotgrass and his soggy symphony When lunch period arrived I determined to share my dilemma with mr. Boynton for two very good reasons One if we could just put our heads together for a few minutes I felt the plot problem would be solved and two if we could just put our heads together I didn't care whether the problem was solved or not On my way to the biology lab, however, I was intercepted by stretch's girlfriend Susie Prentiss A cute little redhead with a baby face and a brain to match Excuse me, mr. Brooks, but if it isn't too discomoding, could I commune with you for a jiffy? Well, I How does that go again? I'd like to commune with you that's short for communicate You know I have a little chat or is the french say totatote Totatote Isn't that the way they say in france only in southern france Totatote that barge lift a lift that bail I need your advice about something I'm in quite a predicament. It's about stretch stretch Yes, ma'am when I first started to feel the way I felt about him when we first started dating I thought it was just an infatuation An infatuation Yes, ma'am But as the weeks went by I was very surprised to see that he didn't begin to plow on me To plow on you Well, you see, I know that stretch is a good athlete and all that but it's mentally I'm worried about Miss Brooks. What do you think of stretch mentally? Mentally, I think stretch is a little appution put another l in that word You're kidding There's enough L's and little appulsion now. She did it You know, I'll never forget the first time we met do you believe in love at first sound at first sound Don't you mean love at first sight Susie? We were in a dark room A bunch of us And honestly the first time I heard stretch his voice it gave me goose pimples Susie it gave me goose pimples. Gosh, when did you play post office with I was just correcting you Susie and I'll be more helpful another time dear right now I've got my own problem to solve What's wrong miss Brooks? I've got to get some new musical instruments by the time mayor duff drives by the school with his entourage Is that what mayor duff is driving by the school with? At least Well, you don't have to worry about musical instruments miss Brooks Stretch is working in fisher's pawn shop across the street during lunch And I'm sure mr. Fisher won't mind if we borrow a couple of the instruments he's gotten there Say, that's not a bad idea Susie. Will you ask him about it? Well, sure But why do we have to borrow the instruments? What become of the ones the school used to had? Used to had Well, we used to but we aren't have them now hardly Now you better hurry over and talk to stretch about those instruments. I've got to see mr. Boynton. All right, miss Brooks I'd like to join that girl seems like an awfully nice world. She's living in Uh, it's me. Mr. Boynton. Are you busy or not a bit miss Brooks? Come on in Well, I hope the ceremonies go well today. I'm quite fond of mayor duff, you know I voted for him in the last election against adrian himmelstoss Me too I didn't think himmelstoss was anything And mr. Conklin's a great fan of the mayors too In fact, he told me a little while ago He'd give anything if he could be riding in the mayor's car as they drove past the school I'd like to be in it too Then I wouldn't have to explain to mr. Conklin about stretch and the instruments Or what happened to the instruments? All I can tell you mr. Boynton is that whatever you play on them outcomes. I'm forever blowing bubbles With real bubbles I don't understand Stretch washed them all in soap and water. They're useless His girlfriend Susie Prentice said she was going over to the pawn shop and borrow some others But I don't trust Susie's memory especially when stretch is around We'd better go over there and check on those instruments. Mr. Conklin wants the band to make a big impression on the mayor I can't quite follow this miss Brooks, but I'll be happy to help out in whatever way I can First though, I'd like to ask you something miss Brooks. Yes. I mean Do you think it'd be all right if I played with the band this afternoon? You but mr. Boynton, we may not have enough instruments to go around as it is Oh, I have my own instrument. It's right here in the desk See a ukulele Well, Joe college Like I used to play it quite a bit back in college. You did there was one song. I was particularly fond of Oh, let's see. Uh, how did that go again? I know Somebody loves me I wonder who I wonder who it can if you go for kissing cutie. You could be my sweet patootie Mr. Boynton I come out of you We're sure Somebody loves me. I wish I knew Who it can be worries if I had a girl to squeeze I would burn my bvds For every girl who passes by I shout hey, maybe Uh, come on miss Brooks join in okay You were meant to be my lovin. We would make a lovely pair. I'm so round and you're so square But he loves me I wonder who Maybe It's no more pencils. No more books pretty soon. No more miss brook What is the meaning of this scandalous conduct? Well, mr. Conklin, we were just silent Miss brook To you was entrusted the task of presenting our school orchestra at its best to impress upon the mayor the seriousness of purpose Of madison's musical aggregation and what do I find a jam session in the biology lab? It's my fault. Mr. Conklin. I was you should be ashamed of yourself Boynton a grown man fiddling with this this cheese box A ukulele is a musical instrument, sir. It's a cheese box And what have you to save yourself miss brooks pass the crackers We were just leaving mr. Conklin perhaps you'd better. Yes, sir. Goodbye mr. Conklin musical instrument indeed I said Yes, ma'am, what can I do for you? Oh, it's you suzie. Hi gee. You sound just like a regular salesman real sophisticated Well, thanks suzie. Of course, it's kind of tough to be sophisticated in this place surrounded by nothing, but secondhand junk Oh, it ain't all junk those musical instruments in the window look brand new And that reminds me stretch. I told miss brooks that we try to borrow them for the school orchestra this afternoon We couldn't use those instruments. They were a hawk fight daffy delaney Daffy delaney the band leader he had kind of a spike jones orchestra only louder That's why they went broke the music was too noisy Well, what's the way they played got to do with that? Don't you see those are all trick instruments when you press certain keys on them all kinds of screwy noises come out Gosh, well that wouldn't be any good for the mayor. He likes symphonic music What are you going to do now? Gee, I don't know Wait a minute. Maybe we could borrow some instruments from hurley's music store around the corner It wouldn't hurt to ask come on. Mr. Fisher will be back from lunch any minute You won't do no hundle at the store alone for a few seconds. We can go out the back way as quicker through the alley Well, if you think it's oh stretch stretch snog grass That's funny the place is empty. I wonder where stretch is. He probably took some instruments down to the laundromat But we can't wait for him, mr. Boyden We'll just take whatever instruments we find in the window. I'll tell mr. Fisher about it later Oh, he's only got about five or six instruments here. Yes, but one of them's a tuba and there's a trombone and a trumpet You'd be surprised what a good brass section can do. Come on, mr. Boyden We're going to serenade the mayor like he's never been serenaded before Well, mr. Brooks, mr. Boyden, I see you've got the students all lined up Yes, mr. Conklin according to the schedule the mayor's car should be only three or four blocks away Get how I wish I could be riding in it great man mayor Depp it. Oh, yes indeed, mr. Conklin I'm going to get the band together and lead them right up here to the curb get everyone quiet, mr. Boyden Yes, sir. No, no quiet down boys and girls quiet Gee, I've been looking all over for you, mr. Brooks I tried to borrow some instruments from Hurley's music store, but he wouldn't give them to me without no deposit Susie's still over there arguing with him Well, she doesn't have to bother stretch mr. Boyden and I took all the instruments we need out of mr. Fisher's window What? But those are trick instruments. They were hooked by Daffy Delaney stretch You mean those instruments can't be played. Well, they can be played. All right, but I don't guarantee what'll come out Especially the tuba when you press the middle valve down a charge of explosive goes off inside the horn Oh, no I've got to get to that band before mr. Conklin places everybody and step back trumpet. You come on get a little closer Uh, mr. Conklin, I've got to talk to you right away, sir. It's about What are you doing with that tuba? I'm going to play it mr. Brooks. Oh, but sir, you can't oh, I can't Oh I have been playing the tuba since before you were Since you were in your early 20s Oh, you have Yes, I have Well play it in good health Here comes the mayor's car daddy. Oh, thank you, dear. Thank you Now remember orchestra on the last four bars you all drop out for my solo Oh, uh, your honor, wait a moment your honor Oh, look look the cars are slowing down ready everyone remember now play softly and with great dignity a one a two Solo, yes. All right, harry. Your daddy got his wish harry. 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Conklin's solo was nothing compared to the one after the mayor had passed by The three of us mr. Conklin myself and the tuba had just entered his office I hold you completely responsible for this disgraceful exhibition miss brooks But mr. Conklin honestly The culprit who set off that giant firecracker when I began to play the tuba must be apprehended and punished But sir there was no culprit you did it yourself Oh, I did and how may I ask did I accomplish this miracle by pressing this little valve here? No, sir not that one. Then was it this one here? No, sir not that one. 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