 You mate are a fucking haggis snorting, faggot orphan, haggis snorting, faggot orphan, your dad's a Mormon and your nan's a dormant. Hey, we're here Revival 7, main event number one of the afternoon. Manchester, please make some noise for the main event, let's go. Copyrights getting changed, turning this into a babe station, we're about to get into the power straightaway. MC on my right hand side, I must say, first time officially on camera, definitely in the running for a second title shot. Oh shame, make some noise. Oh you'll do it mate, that's it. Alright, on the left hand side, he officially is the best newcomer of 2016. It was an amazing battle, my man Bobby Rhett. He sold out an entire friendship to win a fucking battle, and that's what it's about. Friendship means nothing but imaginary titles being everything. We're about to get into this next battle, Osh won the flip and he chose to go first. It is round number one on my man, Osh, let's go. Who's your real name, Bobby Rex? Listen, I'll leave Bobby as happy as Larry. If I don't get your real name, what's his real name? It's Bobby. Yeah. I'm with Bobby Rex, so already this matchup has got me vexed. See, I've done four battles in four weekends, I've been promised rest. So I'll let you stinkin' man cunts now, right off the bat. You smelly man cunts now, right off the bat. This shit is not my best, but I'm still here because I need the cash more and I'm not depressed. Shout out peace. I won't shake. Born winner. I eat four dinners before dinner. Natural born killer. White boy with gangster raps like Skorzilla. Whereas does you, Bobby Rex, your big bald bastard. Listen, the difference between me and you is I've got big balls, massive. On some next typeshits I will flip your mattress. Hit them with a left right quick and watch this prick fall backwards. Do you think I give a shit if you're six-four fatties? I will run up in your cloakroom and nick your jacket. This piss-poor, pure spastic one newcomer of the year, 2016. But to me, that's no accomplishments. Yes, he thinks he's rose in prominence. But listen, you've just become overconfident from loads of compliments. And he's been doing it since we've been doing it. You've had more L's on your board than a load of consonants. Listen, manny, I'm known over-continent. When I speak, people lay reeves at my feet like a dead soldier's monument. Who are the fucking dormies meant to lay a reef then? They're just genuine in weight. Listen, what? Listen, I ain't fucking about. You get punched in the mouth. You've got plenty of fish looking for trout. There is no doubt that my man's rhyming is kind of tight. But this new title that you've got has got you blinded by the light. Newcomer of the year should be best of a bad bunch. And by a bad... Best of a bad bunch and by a bad bunch I mean a pile of shite. Listen, this guy is 30 plus years old and is just one newcomer of the year. What fucked up bus route did you use to get here? Continue with your dreams, lad. I'm awful sure. Don't flop a 31. KOTD debut, 44. Fuck this hippie. URL, 60. Listen. This Bella and Bobby's favourite tune is Justin Bieber's Baby. I said to Bobby before the battle, do you want a bevy? Guess what this man couldn't say? He said, maybe. What is that? You've got to try to split my shit. Now, let's go, Bobby. He said he eats four dinners before dinner. Yeah. Like, that's the kind of line that could hurt me. I eat some of the dinner on a first date. Thank you. He's one of the best. He's one of the best that's ever stepped on stage to entertain us. He sets a relentless pace with every sentence sprayed, such an inventive brain. He constantly pens the best of phrases. He knows a thousand different ways of how to ask you, can he lend you trainers? He's in the streets now and gets to pretend he's famous. Although I'm not really sure that counts when it's just these fucking friends and neighbours. In real life, the guys are born. He hasn't put any money towards the rent for ages. He spends his wages going to events on day trips just to get some loving attention and to try and impress some strangers. Now I'm joking. Don't flatter yourself, folks. I don't care for your reputation. I just came here to enhance mine, so I took care with the preparation. I brought nothing but similes, wrapped in metaphors disguised as triple entendres. So when I say shit like, I'm just here to find out whether I'm good enough to go over the game and make you all hail to the name just snow. What I'm trying to say to you is that my willer is humongous. Yeah, so go and tell your fucking girlfriends. Say, hey, you silly little blonde bitch. Bobby said he's got a big cock and you can sit on it if you want it. I grabbed a whore and banged a front behind while singing Glory Glory Man United. Oh, that's how it was. Happy Mondays for the soundtrack and then released the DVD called Have some of that, you scruffy scouts. Oh, shit came in to clown on me. I came in to rap and outperform him and you're damn right I'm going to shout at him and that could happen to any fucking minute. Cry a warning. You might be the man in there, but in real life I am more than you will ever be. I am a lion when it's roaring. You're more like a dandelion and you'll get your head suck off like it's a fight between a giant and a dwarf and Bobby Rex. Yeah. I'm Bobby Rex and I'm the type of guy that's boring. No, I'm not. But I'm glad that he recognised Bobby Rex is doing good. I think it's time that we reward him. Give him all shake because he's so great. Anybody there? Remember me next fire? No? No. Then wait. I'm Bobby Rex. Yes. Ah, what is it? I can't believe it. I took off like it's a fight between a giant and a dwarf and Bobby Rex. Can't remember it. Not impressed. Not surprised. I'm going to go for the bar now and ask the sausage eggs. I was doing so well then and thought, show Bobby. Yes. Now it's your turn. Listen. That first time started well, didn't it? Save my friend. Watch your name again. And now he wants to shag you. Lad, she is a nightmare. You can have her. I'll say it properly. Please do me a favour and take her off of me. Listen, Bobby Rex, you're Bobby Dodgy sex. What a mess. Well, fuck that bullshit. This battle is not competition. It's just money in the bank. Because in my God's honest opinion, you lost a dank, but this dickhead Bobby Rex is such a fucking man. My man will spot a park of coats in the streets and start to bust a wank. Listen. You don't want to start, my friend. You can't pretend. His daughter swimming to the local council swimming pool and they both jumped in with matching zipped up cagoules. This fool think you're fucking with Osh. Why Bobby? Your friends told you you could win. They lied, Bobby. I will punch you in your motherfucking eye, Bobby, on some RoboCop shit. Can you fly, Bobby? Man of body, you're like clowns, bodiker. Shit, I'll body Bobby and drop his body off at the corner. I'm safe with stars, astronomer. I'll give you this wake after hours like the jobs of foreigners. Listen. There's something that I've got to get across. This shit has got to be said where the man United or Liverpool, if you support a team and their colour is red, you're a good for nothing cock-sucking motherfucking dickhead. Listen. This guy's a red devil, but the devil said to lead this red devil with a severed head, so I'll put a blade to his neck. I'll eat pieces of his flesh like a voluvant, battle rock phenomenon, tail up at Comic-Con, reading the Necronomicon. Listen. I'm going to battle one-on-one. I'll leave your granny fannies holy, beat the pussy blacker than Sammy Ami Obi. I told them mad hooligan, man-cunions, because every time I come to Manny, the welcome's always warm. I said to Bobby, what's the first thing they should do when they arrive in Manny? He said, step off the train all alone. I don't. I took him out to Sally on a date. Told Sally she'd be late. Bitch started complaining. So, Sally can wait! Listen. You look like Goldberg. If instead of wrestling, you do a lot of homework. Go, go, go, go, go. Round two. Let's go. It's up on you. Instead of a rebuttal, I remembered the MW first round. Yes. I'm going to sing it because of English shit. It's Bobby Rhett. I forgot it again. Now, I'm joking. Listen. They told me, because it's O'Shea, I should make sure that I've definitely prepped enough. Make sure that I don't go out the night before. Make sure that I've slept enough. Everybody's telling me to break a leg and wishing me the best of luck. And I'm like, stop putting him on a pedestal, man. He can get to four-year-old man that's still banging to wrestling, bro. Watching that on your son when all he wants to do is what a par patrol. Give it a break. These days, real life elbow drops, real cage, none of this whole campaign here is common, bro. Brandy Savage better be a fan. Grow up, you fucking idiot. Act your age and not your shoe size. Stop watching two guys pretend to have a scrap while they're wearing tights, not a five-two tight. It's real fights these days. A bit of boxing, a bit of Mu-Tai, and you better have your guard up today, O'Shea, or you'll be getting fucked up by the new guy. But for fuck's sake, Briggs, how many scouts do you need to see me shouting at? And it's in your DNA to fucking hate him, but, bro, I've already used up all my scouts, but you need to find someone else to put against him. You. You need to find someone else to put against him. I can't believe it. Anyway, you look like the type of guy that's probably been my mate for years. Like, the only reason that you're here is fucking meeting me today for beers. But I think that watching wrestling is a little bit strange and weird. I've got some... I can't believe I'm choking in my biggest battle ever. Put up against him. Oh, my God. Sorry, I reckon I should apologize. Everybody else, I'm sorry, guys. One laugh. It's actually Shuffle's line. I said it against Raptor. How do you rebuttal rhymes? Ah, smacking. Punching. So, when this battle got announced online, no wonder it caused so much confusion. Bobby Rex versus O'Shea. People thought that what they saw was an illusion. One person said they didn't deserve this match-up. The rest fell in suit and all jumped to the conclusion that I actually don't. Like, I haven't been showing that I'm already at that level and I'm ready to put that... and I'm ready to... Ah, fuck off! Listen, he's such a fucking legend. His next match-up is battling evil. Oh, shit. No way. Well, that's set to be a classic because he's ill. I remember from that time, I didn't struggle with him at all and fucking batted him free nil. Back online. Fucking batted him free nil. Like, is that... Why would you even do that? Just for a couple of time, maybe free bill. Is that really what you've become these days? Nothing but a cheap thrill. It's like that time that you was going to battle Lunacy. They was paying him two to three grand but they was booking you for free. And it's only because your girlfriend kicked off it don't flop-produce defeat. You're not the man you used to be and it absolutely breaks my heart because you've had over a hundred battles and you've hardly lost. But how are you still making money? I bet you wish you took that free grand now that you was offered by Charlie Sloth. Remember? Against in your window, two rounds wrapping and one round you're getting the ring and have a sparring box but you didn't turn up. You had to ring your phone and say, nah, it's off. Last, you're soft. Have you got a car? You've not. Well get back to the fucking tram stop wanker because ducking in your window for free grand reminds me of that time you jumped in the water seeing the shark and shit yourself that's not gangster. Woo! Fuck off. Hi man, this kid have proper feeling me congratulations Dickhead you just messed up your biggest opportunity. Listen, we're in Manchester so this is like an episode of Connie for ya you feel sorry for yourself I feel sorry for ya. Listen, so Briggsie approached me he said you want a battle the newcomer of the year, Bobby Rex I said you damn right Briggs my man quite sick but then Briggsie and all his stinking man mate started to celebrate and dance like this stage round is going to go down in history like your mum in school listen you fuck legs in the air like a flying fucking boogeroo listen fuck you crew I don't need to prove shit I've got a huge dick you pronounce cool with shit listen you're too shit I'm too legit, shake your hand no way mate if you did I'd move it quick use a prick listen, yeah we got me bar again in the third van but it doesn't matter because you look like you matter if his bones are fatter listen I'm funkadelic your crew just doesn't get it half your bars are about booting someone's head in my bed listen bars give you my tovers 20mc that want to step in my direction step back get back for your own protection and big headed like women giving a bit of attention school and freelances sticking them in the tension see my weights are weapons I'm saving breggling I'm covered in green like Vader Bremen I bounce the street with German shepherds What happens? Dogs, fish, listen, you fucking dickhead, listen, time for Sari Sari for the test. I'm actually pretty gutted, he's right, a fuck took me chance, not only that I'm such an idiot, I joined in with the fuck yeah. Now for this round, forget the battle lot, I want to speak to the man, and a little word of warning for you Stephen, this is where he gets peak for you fam, see I'm about to make everything irrelevant that this little knobhead says, because if you go on his girlfriend's page on Facebook, you'll find that her name is Flossy Rex, wait a minute, Flossy Rex, and you haven't even reacted Stephen, it's like you think that that's okay, no way, bro, your girlfriend's called herself Flossy Rex, how come she ain't called Flo Shade? I mean, it's alright, your girlfriend's got a crush, but shouldn't that crush just be on you? Like last month at HBW, somebody even said that I was fucking her, and all of that stuff went through from the way that she was behaving, I'm not surprised they thought that she'd be down for it, only reason it didn't happen is not because I respect that it's your girlfriend, it's because I would never fucking scout such a shit. Saddest thing about it is, he got told his girlfriend's fucking another battler in this league, and he never even doubted it, oh I'm such a mouthy prick, maybe I should tone it down a bit, what if all starts getting mad and wants to throw his weight around a bit, let him fucking try or smash his face in with a council brick, then I'll get out my dick and get his girlfriend bouncing up and down on it, so which one is it, with a fucker, with a knock, guess you'll find out when you walk in the room and they say, oh you fucking knob, you shouldn't knock, I can tell you what Bobby, I don't even care, you fucking floss, only thing I need to know is, if I'm gonna watch how much it's gonna cost, dirty fucking bastard, the guy's been double crossed, and he ain't even gonna leave her, he's just insisting for at least another week she doesn't wash, and this whole time she'll be in his ear going, see I swear, he is fucking boss, need to fuck her off, and I never came breaking up your relationship is not what I came to do, but if she's already done that to win your window, what's to say that she won't do the same to you, to be honest, that's such an old and tired angle that I thought you'd all boomer, his girlfriend's called Flossy, according to this dyslexic con, her name is actually Fluzer, I didn't remember that as good as I wanted to, the pressure is unreal, I've got a mouth, I've got such a dry mouth, I swear you should see how my gums feel, and also remember like I said in the first round, Aldi gave me advice and said don't go out last night, well I did, and that's the reason I fucked up, and that's time