 I'm John here from Google Zurich. I'm Martin, also from Google Zurich. And I was Gary. This is a new podcast series that we're trying out to try to give some behind the scenes insights into what goes on at Google when it comes to search and all of the communications around search. Our goal is not to be another source of documentation, but rather to just give some background information about what's on our minds. So in this podcast, we're trying to share a little bit with everyone who's interested in what we are thinking and working on and what happens before things become public, basically, so like little bits and pieces from our daily work, as well as things we discover at events and on Twitter mixed back, really. I kind of like the name search off the record, because it's a lot of the stuff that we do that is not documented or kind of some of the information that leads to what we ended up documenting in the end, which is kind of fun. Also, for some reason, it is recorded, but not on records. So technically, we're OK, right? Yeah? We're safe. Also, we had other ideas for the names, and it's probably great that we chose this name, because others were like search engine square table. That would have been awkward, Gary. I don't know. It's good we titled that. That's good, yeah. Martin, stop it. We should have searched for a better name. On the search engine of your choice. So why you should listen to our podcast? Well, primarily because we are really, really funny. Secondarily, because we have information that you don't have and you want that information badly, because we talk about sofas, for example, and we talk about coffee occasionally. Well, actually, almost always. And robots text. And robots.txt. Are we going to talk about secret algorithms at Google? Is a sofa a ranking signal? Yeah, absolutely. Well, this is search off the record, and now we're still on the record. But I guess we will continue to be on the record until we say something terrible enough for someone to just either stop the recording or fire us, whichever comes first. Should I stop the recording? Yes, please. Make it stop. So what would you choose as your user, Agent Martin? Pink fluffy unicorn. 1.0. So fluffy.