 I have an allergy, I don't want to say just in case I have some secret nemesis I don't know about lurking in the fucking shadows waiting to find out my one true weakness, but I couldn't imagine having a nut allergy though, like them niggas living on the hard mode, like God must have really put you on this planet just to die nigga, what the fuck, like how severe do some of these allergies get huh, like imagine you're sitting under an oak tree, a walnut falls on your head and now you're dead, does it work that way, huh, does it work that way? How do you even find out that you have a nut allergy huh, how fast does it take for the smooth taste of peanut butter to close your airways as a child before they figure out, damn we need to put a syringe full of steroids in this niggas backpack, hey tell me tell me who'd win, who'd win okay, a human being or a spoon full of Nutella. Man I gotta be honest bro it would be me, I would dominate that spoon full of Nutella that shit is delicious, you know sucks to be a motherfucker with a nut allergy nowadays, I mean y'all can't enjoy that nice, thick, warm, smooth, silky peanut butter, actually now that I think about it y'all might be onto something fellas, is it gay to not be allergic to nuts or is it gay to be allergic to nuts because God didn't trust you with the ability to choose, the thing that confuses me about nut allergies is like, it's not even like a minor allergy, like your body goes on lockdown if a nut enters you, you break out and hives, your throat swells up, like what was your body's game playing bro, that shit really was like this nigga ate a nut, shut him down, dear ips and me cats, I know you guys are just trying to make a good funny video about allergies, but my mom died eating a cliff's peanut butter bar after a workout, could you tone down with the jokes for just a little bit please, bro your mom got defeated by a nutty buddy nigga, your mom got defeated by a nutty buddy, no no no you're not listening, I said it was a cliff's peanut butter, you see it's crazy how that nigga was talking to us like we were on equal footing or something, did you see that ips, did you see that man this dude really thought we was finna agree, oh oh bro your mom died because she got some nut in her, what what, my fault bro, my fault, no literally my fault, I'll keep my nut to myself, just checking just checking for a second there I thought I was in the wrong, the nerve of these niggas like dog, you get defeated by a common tree squirrel, yeah, if a squirrel bit you you'd roll over and die because of there being walnut particles in its saliva, like I could chew a peanut butter jelly sandwich cough on a nigga and they take poison damage, yeah I'm god bro I can just bust a nut on him like it's a Pokemon move and that shit will do critical damage, all right, all right, all right, I'm done with the cum jokes, if you got a nut allergy it's really nobody's fault, yeah really except for your ancestors, they should not have passed their genetics dog, how are you gonna be allergic to nuts dog, nuts, hey, hey, what's up, what's up, this shit boy kneecaps, I just wanted to drop by to say, if you don't subscribe to ips and if you don't like this video, I'm going to kill you, so that is a real threat, this is my YouTube video will be taken down shortly by YouTube on Community Guide Live