Lemon Demon - Ebaum's World Dot Com





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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2009

Once upon time,
On the Internet there was a guy.
A very deeply flawed man,
They called him Eric Bauman.
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why.

He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon,
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark;
He stole and stuck it all upon

It wasnt fair
To those from whom he stole,
But did he care?
No, not one bit.
And then he had the nads
To sell some ads.
What a piece of shit.
Oh, Eric.

Erics quite a slut;
Other peoples work has made him rich.
He hired some male prostitutes.
Dressed them up three-piece suits.
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch.

Til Lowtax came along,
Punched him in the face and banged his mom.
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased.
Well, sadly thats a lie,
Theres still an Ebaumsworld.com.

But if we all join hands
And sing this song,
Then our call will reach the sky,
And maybe Zeus and Thor
Will smite that whore.
I think its worth a try.

Oh, Ebaumsworld is going down.
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Bout how stealing simply isnt cool.
So right now were making that our mission,
And if the bastard doesnt listen,
Well get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with SOMETHING AWFUL.


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