 For fast cheap and reliable Madden 22 coins make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com use code MMG for 10% off You're looking handsome as ever I'm looking handsome as ever and I am full on What was I gonna say full on bricked up full up bricked on full on I really don't know I'm pretty sure a side effect of Viagra is like memory loss or something because I can't remember anything But I do know that I am bricked fully torqued and ready to get this cash Shmoney as you guys know by now I'm on a journey to get my bummy-ass wheel of mud team back in the Super Bowl in line with the real-life Super Bowl And I'm not gonna be able to do that unless the boys come in clutch and we start getting does we did start the season Oh and one, but it was a moral victory on one I wasn't sitting here crying my eyes out thinking we got our cheeks clapped about the cow We played a team that was significantly better than ours We held our own I'm really proud of the boys for that offensive line I got to say that we're that horrible. They really weren't I think a big part of our problem in that game is It's very obvious what we were gonna do because I only really had two guys to throw to that was Metcalf Waller And it really just ended up being Waller and obviously defensively It's really tough to make a run game stops when your d-line linebackers look like this But I think through the air we don't have a lot of excuses Isaiah Simonshawn Taylor Ramsey DK Metcalf and now Divine Diablo feel really good about it So we need Victor do McKenzie buddy Johnson and Tony fields the second Quinn Bahana Marlin Joshua Cando and Marquis Spencer That's uh, that's not a problem line up my goal for today's if I get like a god-tier scrambling quarterback I think we'll be able to make plays regardless. Come on. We'll I need you right now if you clutch up I'll give you a smooch right on the lips. No consent. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby Oh Wait, this is actually gonna be so fun. All right, I get a hundred coins per point in an old Madden skills challenge I don't know if you guys saw some of my videos like scoring with Big Ben in every Madden playing in every Madden They have those skills challenges on those super og Madden's. They're hilarious. They're so much fun I think Madden 05 is definitely gonna have it. I don't know if that was the first one But all five definitely has like the mini camp skills channel I'm throwing in Madden 05. You're ready for a little throwback boys If you didn't see those other videos this shit's hilarious In fact, if you play Madden mobile, you're gonna recognize this. Oh shit. Did it work? It's just so scuffed. It's this shit we do for wheeling up, maybe So I get a hundred coins per point. That might actually have been aggressive, but I'm gonna do it I don't remember how many points you get in this. I made this when I was playing Madden 05 though I made the wheel spin. So I have to assume that's relatively fair So let's say I get a thousand five hundred points and get a hundred fifty cat You just put two zeros on the end for all you fucking idiots who failed math class I'm just kidding guys. Don't feel bad if you failed. You're just a stupid idiot and you're so dumb game modes Mini games rushing attack. There's four 99 overall players. Two of them are on the Ravens Jonathan Ogden Ravens middle linebacker Ray Lewis Ravens cornerback champ Bailey for the Broncos and a kicker for the Colts Mike van der Yacht priest Holmes for the chiefs is a 98 overall That is the best running back in Madden 2005. But it's ladenian Tomlinson The danian Tomlinson is also a 98 overall Jamal Lewis is a 97 probably gonna go Tomlinson here easy decision Baby the chargers are fucking dog water. Fuck you. There's 65 62 overall But they've got a crack starting back. That's all I care about rushing attack Oh my god, this was Emmett Smith's last year in the league too because he's on the Cardinals Here we go, baby getting to the edge. Oh, I forget the buttons. I forget the buttons Shit there's like I don't remember what sprint button is in this it might be x Oh, I think it is and then our LTL one is juke. Shit. I should have figured this out earlier Okay, we're at 187 and follow my blocks. Okay. No, I don't get a warm-up though. Fuck that no warm-ups follow my blocks good good Great, but is that Lorenzo Neil blocking too? This might be the most op team because I've got a legendary fullback out there blocking get a juke Damn it. I wish I knew how to spin. I don't know how to spin. I'm gonna try circle just in case it's it I can probably just outrun him Hi stepping let's go. We're already at 17 fifth. Oh, we're getting a fucking stud spin. Yes. That's been your shit You're so bad. You're the worst computer. I've ever played against you should literally uninstall. Okay great block great angles LT, ah, maybe not maybe not maybe not 16.9 seconds left dude I'm out running my blocks. I gotta slow down LT is too fast right now. I gotta slow down read the block No block on that one. We gotta get in the end zone gotta get in the end zone Let's go LT. Let's go LT. Let's go. Let's go 30 wait. I got one more play if I get the tutty here Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir on the final play Let's go 43 60 I'm not playing a computer. I have a good shit 43 60 add two zeros to that 436,000 plays spent on one play We're getting a god tier quarterback. You know, it's hilarious. I could buy the I could buy the 96 overall Jalen hurts. I'm not gonna do it, but I could I could also buy the 96 overall Derek Henry I have enough coins for it, but that is so dumb. You can click on any video ever You'll find somebody using Derek Henry and in fact, you'll see enough Derek Henry gameplay everybody I play is gonna have him I'm not doing that shit 96 overall Tim Tebow, and that'd be fucking hilarious 96 overall Romo. He's a little slow I want somebody fast 95 Kyler Murray. This is gonna be hilarious. Are you kidding? He's expensive too, bro 337,000 coins for scrambler Tebow 96 overall insane stats 6 3 255 at quarterback now This will be fun. This is like the anti Derek Henry everybody wants to use the Derek Henry, but they forget about the 96 overall Ghost of man past Tim Tebow and you know what? I think that final touchdown in the skills challenge propelled me to this I think I had like 310,000 coins to spend but that final touchdown gave me like 1300 Which is another 130k and that's how much I needed for this Tebow. I think a scape artist is a given I'm just gonna go quick draw a scape artist. We're gonna give him a running gun It's truly the power of urban mire. The last team that Tebow played for was fucking urban mire It's the power of urban mire is my head coach Teego I'm so excited dude. I actually am so excited. All right We had Tim Tebow at quarterback this game just officially became an absolute must win Or complete the challenge to save Tebow now It's almost like I don't want to get well. I take that back. I will take anything that I get on this spin Right here. What do you got for me, baby college wheels? What are my favorite wheel spins? But it really just comes down to what college are we gonna get? This is a list of it was like the top 50 colleges. I think it's from his last year's rankings Either way, it's got a ton of good colleges But a ton of bad ones who Iowa keep going keep going Washington is a pretty big school. I have to imagine they have some good players We're not talking about abama or georgia here, but I think Washington should have somebody that can help this team I'm talking shit early. They got a lot of studs. All right. Let's see was actually a usable stud though buda baker Miles gaskin that can't help us right now. Kevin king might have a good card. I don't know Corey littleton does have a good linebacker card. I'm pretty sure Iron Murphy got a lot of Cardinals players here. Levi on wuzerike. Taylor rap. Shaq Thompson the buda baker has a 93 I did know that there is a 94 overall right outside linebacker. Corey littleton that might be the move You know out of pure bias. I'm actually going Shaq Thompson over. Corey littleton I already have one rams player, which is jaylon rams. He not that it fucking matters I just like to represent all the boys and also played a game of madden against Shaq Thompson once super nice guy Um, and I talked to him every once in a while. So out of pure bias. I'm going Shaq Thompson. Here's a funny story I'll tell you when I was going to do the madden game versus Shaq Thompson The company I was doing it through became me. They said hey matt you're playing at Shaq tomorrow be prepared And I was like be prepared. It's fucking Shaq. I'm thinking Shaquille O'Neal, right? So I was like, I don't even have to do any prep I don't got to look up shit. I'll just go in and Shaquille O'Neal. He's gonna be hilarious Well, I get there and they're like, yeah, so like, what do you know about the guy? I was like, what do you mean? What do I know about the guy? It's Shaquille O'Neal. What is there not to know? They're like, no, bro Shaq Thompson Oh my gosh, I was like, dude, you can't say Shaq like that as if everybody knows that Shaq is supposed to be Shaq Thompson either way I was pleasantly surprised with how nice the dude was and uh, this is Shaq to me now So if anyone says Shaq I'm thinking Shaq Thompson. Also, this is a jackpot So I get 92 overall right outside linebacker Shaq Thompson But I'm also going to get his power up and I can gas that puppy all the way up He'll be a 93 overall, you know Shaq Thompson is a sleeper He really did have an incredible season for a very underwhelming panthers team So abilities do you can get lurker out here? You get lurker and forcer run stoppers are built differently Wow, you can get lurker and forcer and deflator all for two ap each. That's actually really good I'm gonna go and forcer for now and I'm actually gonna put lurker on Devon white defense is looking good Divine Diablo's in there Shaq Thompson's in there. There's really only six holes on defense right now And that's a big thing. So a lot of my prestige players. I got four defensive prestigious Technically five if you count DK Metcalfe. So I think we set ourselves up well for success That leaves the challenge real we're a 78 overall team And I really really really feel like this is an absolute must win. Let's get this schmuck. Oh my god In my life, I've only done this like three times. This is not an easy challenge Not an easy challenge, but we're gonna go for it, especially not with our own line. He's got a rack poj No, we're going up against Jalen Hertz. No Hey team wasn't top three though. Here's Shaq Thompson on the edge. I love to see that Looks like he's gonna start with a run. I don't know straight up the middle Devon white was there forced him left. That's only three guys for Najee A counter Second and six Let's hop on Sean Taylor Fabulous activities Just a little low on that one. We're gonna get a huge hit as what I was looking for There's just only so much I can do. I got five down linemen two in the box He's gonna run it up the middle. We missed the first one, but Isaiah Simmons gets a big hit Looks like we're gonna need a fumble. Could we play action? It's not he will run it to the edge. Oh, it does go right side. I kind of wasn't expecting that Sitting here watching you got it on chew clock in the first quarter bro. What are you doing? What are you doing with your life? You need a father in your life. This could be read option Okay Oh, wait a second. Oh We get the suplex the suplex is like the only way you can stop that right there Dude if I stop him, I will fucking cry. You know, he doesn't even click chew clock He actually is manually letting the clock chew. I might report this guy for terrorism This is I'm being held hostage. Look at this. He's manually chewing clock. Who does that? It should be against the law I fucking stopped him though. It's actually fourth and goal from the four You know, it is possible though that he's a subscriber and he knows that this pisses me off So he's just trying to piss me off. That's not what one of the boys would do for themselves You know, it could be a boy pizza on a burner. Actually, that's the most I guess the most plausible scenario What's lower than a beta male? Is there something lower than a beta male? You are lower than it, bro You just spent five minutes to 30 seconds to get goal line stood up and kick a field goal He has got a lot of studs on that defense So we just gotta be careful. I think if RB turns around. Oh, wait a second That's why we get Teemo. That was disgusting. Uh, let's see if he follows my running back I mean technically he didn't but he also didn't technically follow anything and the dream ain't dead, baby The dream ain't dead. 185 with Teemo. I think that was a good 40 bomb right there Maybe 30 thinking that Metcalfe is open here. We'll just have to see how this sets up and react to it. Yeah Second and 18 and that is how you react to it. Ooh Does he keep his fire this time? He still Does not and Teemo We're gonna get sketchy as fuck and I think he got that Fourth and inches. I'm just gonna take this field goal three to three ball half. We can uh reconsider our decisions Ah, it's so hard to kick without focus kicker. Fuck me, dude I gotta say though Teemo's an animal Teemo is putting his body on the line for this w and for my challenge White people white people white people holy fucking shit, man I hate you bro. I don't even care if that's a free win for me. I hate you. Oh We're about to have a good game. Oh, you're such a bitch It's a win and Teemo's locked as long as EA didn't just fucking clap me It needs to say six more wins when I go back in there. I literally was checking through my my messages I want to see the message honestly, whatever. I'm just glad that he ended up getting the loss No challenge complete obviously, but my two players are locked in and I can't really count that as a rage quit I have no way of assuming that was a rage quit. It's almost a blessing straight up. That's almost a blessing I'm really not the way that game. All right. Hey, we're one and one We lock in a new quarterback as well as a new linebacker shack Thompson Very happy about that. We're on the road to finally, you know starting to steamroll It's it's a snowball effect You know if you pushed a snowball off the top of a hill the whole hill is covered in snow by the time It gets to the bottom. It's this fat motherfucker. We're gonna snowball off of this win We're gonna keep picking up steam getting bigger and bigger and then we're gonna be in the super bowl He both put his fucking shit on the line for that. Oh got me. All right. Hey, I love you boys. Thank you for watching As always, I'll see you in game three of this season. Uh, hopefully we can add to the let's say d-line Let's add to the d-line. I think my offensive line is held up well enough under the circumstances All right, boys. I love you. See you the next episode. Peace. Also, I do apologize This episode isn't you know a super long one, but I have no control over that right there