 Hello and welcome. Oh! Have you ever thought about the time when you were a child and you'd put some elmi's glue on your hand, you'd wait for it to dry and then you'd pick that off like a new layer of skin? Hi. My name is Ethan Nestor and welcome to the video. Here I have my good friend, Mark. Yes? Thanks so much for coming today. Oh, of course. Happy to. Mark would love it if you would put this guy on. Okay. To protect yourself. Do you know what we're doing? Yes. But should I pretend I don't know? You can, you can know what we're doing. Then yes, I know what we're doing today. What are we doing today? We are dipping you in glue. Dipping me, well, I don't think we're dipping me. We're dipping you. I don't think so. I think you're going to pour it. What's that going to do? You can do it in different ways. I feel like, I feel like you should take off your watch and maybe your hat. All right. You're going to ruin your hat. Don't just. You don't want to get that watch? Gluey. I mean, that kind of do. I don't really like this watch. Do you want me to take off my shoes? Yeah. Do you want me to take off my pants? You can do whatever you want. They're not clipped brand underwear right now, so I can't. They're sold out. You can't get it anymore. Shut up. You missed it. Yeah. You're going to ruin your hat. Don't just. You don't want to get that watch? Gluey. I mean that kind of do. You missed it. Yeah. Stop shilling your goddamn clothing line. I was telling you. My channel. Oh. Are you going to take your socks off? Man, it's all right. I need new socks. You need new socks? WikiFeed doesn't need more stuff. Do you want me to zip you up? Yeah. Yeah. I had to get a lot over a lot of hate. I didn't want you to feel left out, though. Also, editors, make sure you're utilizing this chroma key green underwear. If you don't, you're fucking fired. I'm sorry. Man, the power really went to your head, huh? It's really gone. See? You love those. What kind of do? Don't you? Yeah. That's nice. Isn't it nice? Yeah. Yeah, man. Friendship is awesome. The name of the game is glue. We have a basin. We have a body. My body. We're going to cover my whole body in glue. Yes. Okay? And then we're going to dry it. Make it dry. And then we're going to peel her off. So let's get to it. But I don't want my hair to get covered in glue. Okay. I shouldn't get glue. It's getting in my eye. It would probably wash off. No. How splashy do you think this is going to be? I don't know. For your sack. Yeah. How do I put this on? I don't know. You were the one that taught me swimming. What did I know? Oh, that's right. Suck. Does this look good? Is it good? I don't know why, but just Matt Watson comes to mind. I'm ready for glue. Pull out so much clearer. There we go. UV shield antifog. That must have been what you felt like when you caught your new eyes. Pretty much. They ripped out just shit like this from my eyeballs. I love littering. The environment. I don't like this glue. It has glitter in it. I read about the great glitter conspiracy of 2018 just today. What is the conspiracy? Apparently, there's this company called GlitterX that is of two companies in New Jersey that supply most of the world with glitter. They have... No. Glitter is back. That's for the edit here. That's for you. Thank you. You can use it in any way that you see fit. I would say, because of the glue, and we're just out of my house, keep it in this area. Why? What did you think I was going to do? I thought you were just going to... Start with a foot. Get closer. Wicked feet. This is not a lot of glue, man. This is going to take a while. Is it cool and refreshing at least? It's so cool and refreshing. I feel like this is not a... I'm going to Jackson Pollock here, legs here. Well, that's the other thing. It has to be an even coat. Right? Oh. I assume. I don't think the drizzle is going to work, man. I think I got a pour. At what point does this become not safe for work? Because that looks very not safe for work. This looks like... Or it looks like a cinnamon roll. Oh, I'm a little stupid about it. I'm just a little stupid. Yeah. Yeah, give it to me. Yeah. No. No. No. Throw it. No. Throw. Throw. Throw. Would you like a brush or would you like a roller? I'll try the roller. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, it works so good. Oh, wow. That's terrible. Oh, man. Why do you have this idea? Why? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know where I thought of this idea. I just thought maybe you'd be fun. You have too much leg hair for this. I don't think it is going to be... I should have shaved my leg hair. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Okay, well, that's one foot kind of. I'm kind of out. You're already out? Of one. How many coats did you need? Do the math. Did you do primer? Do the math. What's the volume of me? Of you? Wait. What would be the math? What volume of glue is in the bottle? You ripped the label off. No. You ripped the label off. Okay, now get the back of my legs. All right, well, I need more glue. Come on, Mark. Get the back of my legs. I forgot that I don't have a lob on. You don't have a lob on? No. You have a lob on. That's why this boom pole is here. Because I'm getting covered in glue. Like that's excuse. I can do a handheld, Mike. What do you have in your hand right now? A brush. That should be a mic, right? It should have been. Yeah. It's been a while since. All right, so that's one coat on the lower legs. Man, this is taking too long. This is really taking a while. Now, that's why I have a gift for you. Why don't you go over to the other side of the hot tub and see what's waiting there for you. Oh my God. Holy shit. Four gallons of Elmer's glue. Four gallons of Elmer's glue. I don't think we'll need that much. Well, bring it out. I'll bring it. You know what I didn't think about? I didn't think about a few things. One, is this toxic? No. Oh yeah, and the ladle. We've got your big ladle. I appreciate that. Yeah. Show off the ladle. Give a nice product shot. This is a ladle. With this 32 house ladle, you too can glue your friends. But wait, if you call now, we also throw in four gallons of Elmer's glue for free. So now you can use that to scoop and dunk if you wish. So now it's really up to you as to how you would like to apply the glue. I feel like I've given you the tools. I've given you the glue. I've given you a chance to make yourself an artist. And that's what you've always wanted to be, as an artist. And up until now you've failed miserably at that. But I think now you've finally been given the chance, and this is up for interpretation, whether it was by me or if this was something more divine. You know? Because what am I, if not a child of God? Can I get my hat or sunglasses or something real bright? No. No. Come on. You always love going against the, what is it? You love testing yourself against the forces of nature and whatnot. There's no evidence of your statements. I think there's a lot of evidence. No evidence of those two. I knew someone was going to bring that up. I knew someone was going to bring that up. You know, why can't we make a video together in the same kind of sense? But not have it be unison's related. Who says that that kind of content has to die? It doesn't have to happen every day anymore. It can't happen. It won't happen every day. We can't allow that. Because that would repeat the whole thing of unison. But who says that we can't go on and make similar things later? You know? Like we said. Memento Moris. No. No. The video's more special. It was the idea. Don't cry because it happened. Cry because it's over. It's cold. It's a hot day out. Don't you want a refreshment? This is a hot glue. It's Elmer's glue. Oh, that's cool. Amy, get around the back here. Yeah, get around the back. Oh, yeah. What a nice, cummy surprise. Dude, who even needs the ladle? What do you mean? No, careful. Huh? Careful. It's cold. Careful. He's a hero. Whoa, whoa, it's slippery. Lean forward. See, it's funny because it's slippery, but it's glue. Lean forward. You look like a frosted something. It is quite a thick coat. Oh, it's going to go in my armpits. No. I mean, yeah. It's going to go in my armpits, brother. Dude, it's drying in such a thick coat. It's drying so quickly. It's drying so thickly. What do you think of the hip? Oh, it's going to get in my... Oh, no. What if it goes in my asshole? What if it goes in my asshole? And then the doctor will have to rip my asshole out. Turn around for the camera. Whoa, careful. Careful, careful, careful. Who knew you could move so fast with glue? Look, it's so thick, like the actual layer. If it dries like that, we're not even going to need to do two coats. But we will anyway. All right, now spread forward. Accepting the grace of God. Leave. Ah. Pretend like you're at Spider-Man 3 and venom is taking over your body. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't be more quiet. Oh, oh, venom. Oh, no. You're going to be farther back. Farther back. Oh, God. What a great thumbnail. This is good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Oh, yeah. I got to even that out a bit. Does this look good? I don't think good's what you're going for here. Great. All right. And that's what it is. All right, let me get your arms. What should I name this video? Becoming Elmer, I don't know. Becoming Elmer? I don't know. It's Elmer's glue, right? What if the other one gets glued to my body? It probably will. This is glue. It is glue. Man, the fumes. It's Elmer's school glue. What a fumes. Yeah, you're getting a little high off your own supply. A little bit, yeah. Whoa. Okay, careful, careful. Whoa, watch out. He's got moves. How about get your legs? Okay. And that's on glue. You don't want to film this? This is history. This is history. No one's ever done this before, Amy. No one. No one's ever been crazy enough to try this at home. It's too dangerous. There's too much at stake. But I have nothing to lose. I'm really getting the technique down, I think. Yeah. Hang on. Once I get... You're born for this. Is this what it means to be a Markiplier's hero? You don't know what that term means. Honor on that name. I have no idea what it means to be a Markiplier's hero. You will never be, Grace, the name. When do we feather you? Stop turning. I'm sure you can. Stop turning. All right, that's the first coat, pretty much. Wait, where is the razor's arms? Razor's arms. Raise them. Your hands in supplication. Receive the gift of Elmer. Now rub together for 20 seconds. Sing happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. That's not COVID compliant. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. You miss the spot? Raise this arm. What you're going to do is you're going to lower it and you're going to rub it on the side of your body, okay? But one eye sploosh. There. That's a pretty even coating. All right, how long until it dries? Well, the heat gun will just melt it again. We need a fan. Do we? We have two box fans on the porch. Yeah, that would work. Should I get them? Yeah. All right, you stay here. You vamp. Okay, I'll vamp. Hey guys, thanks for coming by. Having a good day today. Just thanks for watching the videos, you know. Been wanting to get out of my comfort zone again and make some new things that are pretty fun and out of the ordinary. I'm so glad that we get to do that here today. Hey, Phil. Great. Do you have four outlets out here? I can get the other box fans, too. Yeah, that outlet. After the gray box, there's an outlet. It's covered. Do you want some on your face? I guess so. Why are you wearing goggles? Oh, I can feel it's starting to harden. Who wrapped this? Me. How did you get it under the handle so many times? Look, it's... How did you do this? This is a problem with corded appliances. God, if only there was a better way. Oh! Ryobi! Ryobi! Wow! Ryobi, you could sponsor me. I know this isn't my channel, but you could be finding... Wait, wait, wait, but what about me? How will I be able to get more glue? When is Ryobi going to make glue? Oh, man. Do you think Elmer's glue will sponsor me after this? Wow! Do they? I think I'm worthy. Wait, how do I get to this? Can I climb on this? Yeah. Oh, what's all the... Are these spider eggs or something? Oh, God, what are they? Oh, there's billions of spiders. It's not... Oh, I'm going to get bit. I'm going to get bit. You're not going to get bit. This is it. Amy, guide me. You got it. I can't. It's so close, but it's not going in. It's in. There we go. Hit me. Is it going my way? I can't feel much. Yep. Okay, cool. Feel that? Oh, yeah. How's that coat doing? Still tacky. I can get a fan, like a hand thing. Oh, no, it's fine. I think it's working. Yeah, but it's going to take a while. That's where the gift of story comes in. Do you have a story you wish to tell, Elmer? Sure. What do you want to know? I want to know about the history of glue. They used to make glue out of horses. Still do? What? Still? Yeah. Why? Have they not found a better way? Oh, yeah, they have. Yeah, they do. That horse is going to die anyway. Why wouldn't they just do something else with it? What are they going to do with the horse? I'm sure they could have. I mean, they could use, they could chop up the horse, give it to animals that need it. Like tigers in zoos. Better than glue because you can only use the hooves and the bones. Can you use the bones? I think of like the joints. It's really the collagen, right? The collagen. So bone broth is really a process by which you extract the nutrients out. And the fervent step is when the collagen starts to break down. And so the collagen is what makes jello jello and glue glue. Right. It's tensile or whatever. That's not the right word. Put it in the right word. I smell the collagen in your bones. You want a head dump? How much of my hair is that? A lot. In the back. I don't think that I want glue in my hair. How about the front? There's not much coming down the front. There we go. You want one thumbnail? You want thumbnail? Yeah. All right, you can go get thumbnail. All right, here comes the thumbnail. Hey. Oh. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. What do you think it's going to be longer? Oh, shit. I can't see. Help. I can't see. Oh, okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. Hold on. Did that help? No, everything. Oh, no. My vision. My vision is gone. Oh. You stole it from me. You stole my vision. Hang on. I'll get you. Oh, God. Hold on. Oh, God. See, you're tilted forward. So all the glue from your head is coming. You can stay back. Like this? It's good for you. Oh. Oh, it's getting in my, what is it called? My mouth. All right, hold on. Do you have paper towels here or something? Justin, quick. Paper towels. Quick. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving. You're not moving nearly as him. I think he scared me. You're not moving. Oh, God. There you go. Oh, God. Oh, God . Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, okay. No. I just got my hands. Do you want that? No. No. You don't know. I can help you. Here we go. Don't move. Don't move. There we go. Who's a big boy? Four. Who's a big boy? This video, do you think this has to do well, right? Mark? Mark, please. I need my channel dying again. Mark. It's dying? It's dying. What do you mean dying? It's always dying. What does that mean? Aren't we all dying? Yeah. Why is your channel dying? Oh my god. Wait, I got you. Do I look like that thing from a mortuary assistant? Oh yeah. There you go. Paper towels are finally here. Got it. Nice. Alright, now hold still. Ew. Have you thought of an only fans? Oh man. Holy glue. Hold still. Can you see now? No. Alright. Not even a little. What if this turns into that story like, you know, Amy, I'm sure you saw this, that girl that, oh god. It's pulling on my under hair. You want to just sit down? No. I have to stay as straight as possible. How will we get the glue off? I didn't think this far ahead. You rip it, right? I guess so. You can't get all of it like that. If we wait long enough and wait hard enough, it'll, one big sheet. Oh, my eyebrows. Is it in my eyebrows? Yeah. No. God, I'm going to have to shave my whole body off. No, no, no. Get the shears. Alright, so now what do we do? Now we have to wait. I didn't pour it on the rescue. You have three other gallons. Mark. No, no, it's fine. But how? No, it's fine. How will it help? It'll help. It's crazy because it's like, I can't even feel it anymore. It's not even on my skin. You know, I've developed this whole new skin. Yep. I'm like a lizard of sorts. You know, someday I'll be indestructible, I think. Yep. Because the glue will, do you think this would mummify me? Yeah, probably. Wow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Nice. Nice. Don't fall and die. Okay. Don't do it. I won't do it. Don't fall and die. How could I? Don't. How could I? What if the glue seals the goggles to my face? Oh, no. Yeah, these are many different ways that you should have thought about this. These are many ways that I could die. Alright, one more. One more. Alright. Well, I'll go this way then. Oh, Texas. Okay. You gotta be quick on that. Come on. This is like some bad Mario Party game. You gotta cover your friend. Cover the boy in glue. That's what they're gonna call me now. The boy who lives comes to glue. How are we gonna get rid of this? We? Is there a way that I have to get rid of this? Huh? Do I have to bring this somewhere? Oh, yeah. This is school. It's drama. Just walk at the school. Hey! You didn't know, Danny. It's me. It's me. Crank Gameplays. Who wants glue? The back of your legs is uncovered and that's unacceptable. This ladle comes in handy. Yeah, you hit so much glue in that thing. Yeah. Alright. Oh, I think I'm done. You hit the drips that come off, you know? Yeah. It's pretty bad. But the fans love them. Those ones? What good content is this, huh? No one's ever done this before. You know, and that's what makes it so special. It can never be recreated. You could sell this as Ethan's bath glue. Oh, an NFT. No. Take a screenshot of that. My NFT. What? The back of my left arm. There's a bug. Oh my God, that's a fucking wasp. Is it really? That was a fucking wasp. What the fuck? Holy shit! Did it sting me? No, did it? Did you feel it? No. I squatted the shit out of it. I feel like it's almost take-off time. Let me... Probably the underlayer's getting there. It's definitely getting tackier, that's for sure. We'll give it another five. Another five. Another five. You're like bubble and I think that's very strange. Don't die. What a way to go. I slipped in a pool of glue. It really is starting to solidify, I can tell. It's like rippling in layers. You're very, very close. The glory of the glue is upon you. This does look like... I was trying to make cinnamon rolls. It went really bad. See if you secure your hands together like this and see if it'll... Ready? Stinginess is it. That's pretty tacky. Sorry, this isn't when it's honest where we record for one hour and then cut the camera no matter what. This is the pursuit of content. This is the glory of creation. This is what it means to go... Can't say that. The U2's competitor. Glutus. The drip. This is a stucco pattern. It's like a popcorn ceiling. Whoa, it's floating off into the distance. That's not good. How is that happening? It's the fan. It's the fans. It's like snow. What the hell? It's an ecological disaster. I can feel it. Ready? Look at my neck. It's peeling on your neck, yeah. Gross! You want me to peel it off? No, you're just going to get glue on it. Yeah, peel it. Gucci goo... Whoa, what? Whoa! This is what you used to do. This is what it was good for. Holy shit, it's still going! Whoa! That's cool! Gross! No, it's glue. Peel. I can't peel it. Get it off your hands first. When it peels off your hands, then it's ready to peel the rest of your body. This will go on forever. Put it in front of the fan. There's no way. I feel like water has to be introduced, right? Why would water have to be introduced? Why? Why do you think water makes us dry? I don't know. How am I going to get rid of this? I don't know. You wash it away. It's going to go in the lawn. What? What? Right? I don't know. I can't put glue in the lawn. Put it in the bathtub. In the bathtub? It'll dry in the drain. Wash it. I don't know. Wash it out. This is a travesty. There's another kiddie pool over there. We fill it with water. Oh, it's gross. Wash it off. With what? The hose. Where? Over here. It's so gross. Well, you can put it right there. Are you going in? You're not even going to peel? I can't. You're not even going to peel? You quitter? No, I can't peel at the current. Let me try. See? See? You know your dreams are falling apart, Bob, or your eyes. I can't peel. You can peel me. It's not working. I have to get to the pool. Do you? Do you have to? Do you have to get in there? Jump! It's so scary. Jump! Don't spray me yet. You need more pressure. Careful. Ow! Ow! There! Ow! You want to give a conclusion? Well, you know, today we tried to do the impossible. You cover a man with glue. You'll feed him for a day. Give a man glue. He'll never reach his dream. And that's what happened here today. Got covered in glue. I tried to fix my problems. But glue doesn't always fix the problems. You know, sometimes it makes it so much worse in every way. So, if you're thinking of covering yourself in large amounts, gallons upon gallons of glue, because you think it'll help your problems, and you think you can just heal your problems away like that, it's not how life works. You know? Let me be an example. Don't cover yourself in glue. Don't? Do it for me. Do it for you. And now for the song. Whoa! I don't even know! It is glue! There we go. The devastation. Everybody wants me dead. It's the logical medicine. It's the logical free. Give me some glue. I'll put it all over you.