 Oh Going on it's June 24th Monday, we're back at it John Boy and Jake radio we got Sports headlines weird news stories and the rest Jake and I are rockin two different versions of the same shirt Which is always fun, and we had weird science by wingo-bwingo It is John Hughes week with the music Jake. That's the theme this week John Hughes movies Which actually I think is a cool thing because music was a big part of it So there you go how welcome everyone listening on the podcast app And in the in the YouTube chat. Hey guys do it. How are you Jake? Big John John Hughes week big John Hughes fan I just don't like John Hughes movies Yeah, I just don't know any of his work, but I know all of his work because I just don't really know who he is but Weird science you do you know that name like do you know John Hughes movies? I know the name, but like I don't I don't know like any of his actual like I couldn't reel off his movies Oh, really like breakfast club Ferris Bueller's day off pretty imping like I know them. Yeah, no idea who John Hughes was in them No, he's the writer and the director of those movies. Yeah. Yeah, I just yeah, like I know the name I know he did a bunch of movies. I didn't know like okay Ferris Bueller those ones. Yeah, sure JP Hughes Yeah, so did plane strains automobiles, and I think he did like the the Vegas vacation ones Okay, you like Christmas vacation. I think you like those right just just lived it Yeah, man, I'm doing well. I love some boingo boingo in the morning. That's a that's just a little about me But yeah, man big weekend Had a bachelor party Vegas who about weird science But it was good it was good 48 hours in and out Did my first Vegas pool party. It was pretty cool. I get it now And yeah, just I mean classic, you know group of 12 to 15 guys at any given event Either trying to be cool or trying not to be cool So we we had some fun good good to get in and out of there And yeah, I mean also, you know the Yankees have a big effect on us They're still doing really good things And yeah, kind of a Man, I mean we're a week out from July jam. It's nuts. It's summer in summer mode here lifeguards are on duty People were out in the streets I think I haven't gone really outside today But I believe that if I did this town it wouldn't feel like a weekday, you know, that's when it becomes Sorry, there's no more weekdays here in July and August and I think we're in the point of June where there's no more weekdays so ice there are for Not myself, but the town itself is like everyone comes here for a week and that's their vacation week So town is a vacation. I had yesterday. I had I was drained after we recorded talking the Yankees and just like Everything else we're doing I get in one breakdown or whatever and I was like, man I was gonna get out of the house and I walked up and I just went and swam in the ocean and That is like I just I'd never forget how lucky I am to live by the ocean I think like point five percent of the population can say like I just walked to the ocean and swam in it Probably less I meant to say point five point five point zero five is that same thing less than one zero five would probably be One one percent would be one percent and then half of that would be point five So that's for me. So less than one percent of the people can say that Yeah Pretty nice. I don't pretty nice and then I did outside shower life fantastic Nice. Yeah. What was your day on friday? You traveled early in the morning. You got to vegas Yeah early travel day arrive at vegas. Let's see Meet up with the guys place a couple sports bets did pretty well in the sports book just really bad everywhere else. Um And then friday night do we oh friday was good, but uh, there there was no um I don't want to say multiplier. I didn't go out friday night We uh, we did friday by the pool and we had some drinks and we were chilling and then uh friday night it was like 10 30 And uh, like a lot of the guys were getting into some craps gambling and i'm not a craps guy Um craps doesn't do anything for me Um, so I was kind of floating on the outside and there was a group and then it was like every Every like five minutes like one person would sneak out and and like go back So I was like, you know what? I'm doing the pool party tomorrow I'm going out tomorrow night and I don't even think these guys are going out tonight Um, so I called it like 11 30 in vegas cool guy. Um But made up for it saturday pretty good, but friday friday was a nice day It's always good to get that vegas energy man. It's freshman year of college um just with adults And uh, so it was different than when we went there for winter meetings Yeah, I mean we were there for work stuff and on a weekday and hey You still got a little bit of that vegas energy and you calling me the garbage man and feeling feeling the flow Um, but you said that that's a direct quote. That was a direct quote from me from you. Um So, yeah, I don't know friday friday was a good day. It was a Uh six eight Six eight that's pretty good Yanks were still dominating got to vegas. Yeah Six that was your best day of the week Oh, yeah Good job. What do they look what did we do on friday? You weren't here luke wasn't here on friday jj are late so you could You No, that's thursday. Well. Yeah, you didn't have to wake up for that. I'm so I'm trying to get you your normal loss point Yeah, I don't know what I did friday No idea probably just made a bunch of breakdowns that I post a lot on friday luke Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna get to say I had a good friday But I don't know like we say every monday hardest thing to do is remember my friday So i'm just gonna give it a six one seems like seems like it was good. I don't remember anything bad happening right uh And they just made breakdowns all day and some other stuff Breakdown middle america Breakdown come on and give it to me. All right. Well, let's move on to the sports. You ready? Wow. Yeah What else do we need to do? Oh, just like looking at you talk some more john hughes What's your favorite john hughes? What do we need? What do we need to what else do we need to know about john hughes? You mentioned a couple of the movies Um, he was like a quiet guy and he he wrote Movies about like his best movies are about teenagers Some people thought was a little weird um Because he was like a 30 year old that would write like pretty in pink 16 candles breakfast club like all these high school movies Right and a lot of people think like he didn't have that high school thing So he just always like wrote that was how he enjoyed high school And some people thought it was a little creepy other people didn't but he thought home alone was going to be a bust And it turns out to be like the best movie ever right, um Made a lot of good movies man Made a lot of good movies He wrote miracle on 34th street the remake 101 dal mason dal mations uncle buck, which is a classic Home alone national ampoune's christmas vacation. He wrote that you're a big fan of that like that Um playing strange in automobiles really funny ferris buehlers day off pretty pink weird science That's a song breakfast club 16 candles. Yeah, I mean dude. He he has a crazy career he's from lansing michigan And yeah, I remember we looked him up. We talked home alone one time and I remember that now But uh, yeah, it's interesting that it feels like a lot of that does have the links to either kids or high school or um, I don't know like Now i'm picturing john john. Do we think he was a loser in high school? I think he was like misunderstood or Right didn't fit in and was doing his own thing, which I think is like a lot of people in high school. Sure And snow high school fucking sucks. Actually, I enjoyed high school, but I can fully understand why high school sucks for a lot of people Yeah Because you were a giant bully. All right to the sports to the sports Jimmy we're a week out from nba free agency The rumors are going to start to get raw silly this weekend And I mean the biggest thing I would want to mention is after five years nando de colo will be returning to the nba He'll be like a backup point card But one of the most fun names you'll see in name history Tackle fall your guy jim signs with the Celtics after the draft USA women jim. They're playing in a couple minutes. We might get some live updates on that They're playing if fanya in an elimination game today jimmy. My yukon is heading back to the big east Um, it it should mean good things for most of sports programs football still up in the air and jimmy around the horn This weekend's baseball action step right up and meet the Mets jason vargas and mickey calloway Basically assault a reporter Dodgers win three straight with rookie walk-off homers Think about that. That's pretty bizarre yankee set team record with 26 straight games with a home run Pete Alonzo good stuff for the Mets breaks daryl strawberries rookie record of home runs It's still june hannah green jim wins one for the ossees 22 years old wins her first lp lgpa lgpp a LPGA A lot of sports over the weekend. I want to talk about this Mets fiasco first, but I don't know if you want to do something else Before yeah, get it get it the Mets This is nothing new for Mets fans the Mets Are such a mess man and I Like you hear Mets fans and they're so negative and they're like Even if they have a good two months or like this isn't gonna work out like nothing you're like, dude Why are you so negative and then? Then you're there's no reason to be positive. I feel bad for them like the Mets are such a mess Every tiny thing they do Is just so stupid They're just everything they do is so stupid uh, the story here is that a reporter I forget his name heli or something Was at first all calloway blew the game He he left seph lugo into face bias and seph lugo was like doing bad and and throwing a lot of pitches And they have their closer Diaz in the bullpen Who should be able to do you know on occasion multiple out saves? But they didn't do that So then lugo blows it bias through on homerun and the reporters are just asking those questions now I do think the reporter probably was like in a very snarky kind of tone Kind of like I know you're mad right now So i'm gonna poke the bear a tiny bit like I don't think the reporter is fully in the clear but the reporter asked basically like Do you do you think like I forget what the question was something Like why isn't Diaz available for more? Do you think that needs to change? There's questioning the bad decision, which is their job to ask the reasonings behind the decisions. That's their job Calloway went into his office and then got dressed and then walked back out And as he's walking back out that dude that reporter who knowingly got under his skin earlier says see you tomorrow mickey now I guarantee He says he was just saying that in a nice way. No way that reporter was being a snarky asshole I was probably like see you tomorrow mickey And mickey Calloway was in a bad mood was like go fuck yourself The fuck out of here and he's like what did I do? And then he tells the pr team get this guy out of here and then chasing Vargas our favorite Vargas He He stared down the reporter and then like started walking towards him was like i'm gonna fuck you up and they had to Hold him back and everything. Yeah I do think the reporter was probably like poking the bear and being A wise ass, which is actually the mickey Calloway quote don't be a smart ass Yeah, and I think I think Calloway I I might have been covering his foot tracks at this point But he thought he he said he thought he heard the reporter drop an mf her which like He totally didn't mickey like no nobody believes that um But yeah, hey, uh, okay positive spins. Um um, all right There's no positive spins the mess team bonding there it is This is gonna this is gonna galvanize the Mets against the reporters finally Dude, I feel so bad because like Alonzo right now. He said he's doing great things breaks Darryl Straber's home run record and all this but in a year or two Alonzo is gonna be Get me out of here like Matt Harvey was a hothead asshole from the jump like picking fights with um people But he thought he was going to be the savior of the Mets and then he and then once you find out There's no saving this franchise and the best thing for my career is to get out of here the Grom kind of had enough last year and He signed an extension, but like he seems like I It sucks to be a rookie on the Mets. I feel bad for Alonzo. He doesn't deserve to be part of this organization Uh, I I don't know if I feel bad for the guy set in nl rookie home run records and Gets gets to play baseball and live in new york. Um, yeah, but in a couple years, he's gonna want out and he's gonna be stuck there Maybe or I mean if he really wants out he can go through his agent and force the issue on that and do whatever Maybe the Mets turning around maybe Brody van Wagonen. Um, see that's not see that's not happening That's not feasible in your mind at all, which um, I mean it's partially fair. Um I Think part of the problem Jimmy I am such a firm believer one one of the few things I actually picked up from the working world Is how truly important it is to have A well run organization It starts at the top like there's no bs. It's not Like no figureheads or yeah our ceo is kind of a He's a huge idiot, but you know, I think the rest of this organization is gonna work it out No, I used to travel the country for my company and I would see there's six different regions And you could tell who was the vp operating that region and everything how it played out below it It was unbelievable and it's just it's top down and I mean it starts with the will ponds And and it's the same thing with my nicks and and james dolin um, it it's just You know people really wonder they're like well I mean how much does the owner affect? You know the actual team if they hire the gm and I mean yes, there's being hands off and blah blah blah etc I I think the will ponds man They they have to be on the worst worst owners in sports list Yeah, for sure, but I mean it's it's the will ponds are bad and it makey cow is not doing any better and They I mean the will ponds are bad. They hired makey cow away. He's not doing that great and they fucking hired a Agent to be their gm like they just make wrong move after wrong move So not like it's I don't know. Yeah, but they're bad. But anyway chat back Coach they've screwed everything up 82 year Chad Baxter just donated to the cause in the chat. He says he's not even a Yankees fan Or a new your team fan, but he likes this channel breakdowns are awesome Keep it up and he says Vargas did beat the Mets in the world series. So he's forever royal Thanks, Chakster. Yeah, Chakster. That's a cool name Yeah, the Mets man. It's tough tough times for Mets Good job Pete I'm so glad I'm not a Mets man Yeah Brings me to my necks Did a nicks podcast last night go check that out talking nicks if you're feeling that Um, Jim you like the name Mando de colo? No What? Am I supposed to like that name? Yeah It's not that cool of a name Three o's we've got a middler word. We got a lot of vowels just flows Nando de colo Okay, well, you said it completely different the second time what let me type it out. How do I find it? How do I how do you okay? Here we go? How do you think I'm spelling it right now? N-O-N-D-O Nando de colo D-I-C-O-L-O Nando de colo You think I'm talking about some Guido? No, that's what you said Nando de colo Nando so that's an A N-A-N-D-O Space D-E Space C-O-L-O Yeah, you gotta put a little more gap Nando de colo That's kind of cool. Yeah, I mean you're you're just You saw it now and now you know, but yeah, it's a great name Yeah, well when you say it all together Nando de colo, it sounds like I thought I was looking at an italian name de colo You were you were hearing an italian name But it's not that cool of a name. It's a fun name. Um, what about him? Who is he? He's a french basketball player He was yeah He was like a he was like a backup guard in the NBA for a little bit He didn't really cut it and then he went to europe and he got like dirty he got really good So he's coming back. He's not like actually a big free agent, but it's funny. We've seen a couple guys do this now fk Udo Um, and I just kind of want to say his name and speaking of fun names tackle fall your guy with the celts You have your big celts fan now. Yeah, I don't know. I mean What what what his future still isn't gonna be a player in the NBA? Yeah, like he's he's I don't think he's getting run day one I mean like I told you every There's gonna be six teams that give him a shot to play basketball because he's seven foot six um And then yeah, we'll we'll see how ugly nba free agency rumors get this didn't we make a bet about taco flock of all Didn't we make a bet that I said like there's no way he gets playing time in the nba ever Yeah, you might have said something like that because my counter I mean every team is gonna give him a shot because he's a giant So it is not it he'd ride the bench for five years, but I don't think he'll ever see important minutes for a team ever I'm not trying to be mean. I just don't think he's good. Yeah. No, it's um, I mean, he's crazy slow Yeah, giant. Um, so I get that so yeah, I don't know it's uh, you'd have to Lay out the terms of the bed a little differently than that, but um Yeah, good good for them. That's uh, we'll we'll see how weird things get the kawai The kawaii rumors are gonna be all over the board because no everyone assumes he's going to the clippers But it's literally this weird nba world where it's like, all right We've assumed this for too long and we haven't heard anything definite yet that people are like sums up So we'll we'll see if there's any actual action there, but yeah, man like oh on week from today We're gonna be talking some weird nba free agency stuff jim. So get excited for that This is exciting that I think most of our at least our live audience probably doesn't care about but yukon's moving back to the big east Yeah, so they um Yeah, um, and it's there's a couple different dynamics there and actually jim I was debating if this was national news, but it actually is um because I forgot that so like when all the conference realignment stuff was happening and it was like chaos Um, well, I'm bad with years anyways, but that was like six years ago now They said the the last team that really moved conferences was louisville in 2014. I believe um, so yukon changing conferences is kind of a thing Uh, the big east basketball, it's it's gonna be great for the men's and women's basketball programs The only thing that's up in the air right now jim is football um The big east it doesn't currently have football Um, so that they're not sure what football is going to do. They're thinking that they could either Go independent for a little bit which is kind of scary Because then you have like no conference revenue or any of that stuff For a football program that's already really struggling Or they might if the spot opens up in conference usa or a conference like that, but uh Yeah, it's it's good for yukon yukon was in that the american conference was so stupid The women went undefeated lifetime in the american conference So stupid Good enough to keep the program good for anyone that doesn't know Yukon, which is a team in connecticut, which is northeast they were in a conference playing nothing but south southern teams central florida um east carolina houston memphis south florida southern methodist temple to lane tulsa wichita state It made no gea geographical sense and then competition wise didn't make that much sense Anyway, like since nanny was there that was good That made no sense now. They'll be back in the garden for the big east tournament And that's a huge draw like that's money So whatever i'm sure there's not there's people that care about this less than us since we you are connecticut guy and i Basically i'm a half connecticut person, but that's yeah, I mean you've Kind of fact in connecticut. It's um, but I will say this I mean yukon yukon men's basketball and the women's basketball are national brands, um, which is Which is kind of cool. So that's um, that's that's interesting interested to see where the football lands If you if you want to hear poppy gordo go on a 30 minute rant about how how they ruined That football program i'd be glad to tell you about it, but we'll save that for another day And the football can you have different conferences for basketball and football you can right? Yeah, you can but um It gets really tricky because a lot of conferences will just tell you like no Like if you want to be part of our basketball thing you have to do football But big east doesn't even have basketball So I I don't know well Train it out jimmy what I got a few baseball things on here the Dodgers walk off yanky's record Hannah green went in the lpga lgpa was I think that was a joke about my gpa Um, what would you see from the baseball diamond this weekend? the Rockies the Rockies right now if you if you're like not a baseball fan but you want a team to Follow for interest Follow the Rockies around Yeah, everywhere they go is action the Mets the dugouts clear um Daniel Murphy's being a weirdo right versus the Mets. Yep next up they go to chicago They've been ball No, that was the Padres, but they they no no. Yeah, the Rockies go to chicago and there's bean ball galore Um, Rizzo gets hit uh, brian gets hit twice Everyone's testy Jave lays his balls out on the line. He hits the big home run our dude philip deal Then the Rockies go home. They play the Padres. Manny Machado gets thrown out There's a bunch of wild plays right and now the Rockies tour goes to the Dodgers and the Dodgers beat them With three walk offs from rookies in a row Follow the Rockies around because right now they're on like Fucking concert tour of events just bringing weird baseball to every city It's four in a row where their their series has been like oh pay attention to that series. There's weird stuff happening They uh, I mean any series at course usually leads to some fireworks literally and figuratively um Yeah, man, I they uh, the Dodgers already had a decent lead in the division And uh, you and I know the wild card struggle because it's it's one game I mean you you lose a year of your life for every one game wild card baseball game They're in a brutal spot right now where I mean even if they have a great second half of their season They're like best case is the wild card because the Dodgers have such a big lead This this series with them was a chance to like I don't know if you put a dent in it and you're like All right, let's just keep chipping away and we'll see where we land Then you get walked off three straight games by rookie homers Um, so that's uh, there's a little a little talking rocks there Uh talking Dodgers too Alex for dugo Alex for dugo I don't want to say anything mean you're kind of guy handsome He looks like I was gonna say something so mean Yeah, I don't think I should say it whatever it looks like a little slimy. Is that I'm I'm I'm trying uh, I'm trying to get around whatever words you're trying to see We had we had a a kid that went to high school with us that got got went to jail for stealing stuff out of his parents friends houses Alex for dugo looks like that kind of kid That's I think that's incredibly rude and like shitty to say that's incredibly mean I think I'm out But like he looks like that kid not like that kind of kid like he looks like that kid Yeah, good at baseball And kind of fun very Dodgers are fun Dude, there's like it's so weird how little teams are doing things right in baseball now And it's like the Dodgers the Astros the Yankees The twins are doing things right but in a different way like the Dodgers the Astros and the Yankees are bringing in good talent And just like everyone they bring up from the minors or they get on these small deals To bring like are just producing Yeah, I I think um Well, I think there's a couple different interesting things going on because you're right like I you know people again Probably think Yankees Dodgers and they think you know spend money spend money Um, I mean a lot of their best players All of their best players are guys that We're brought up through the minor leagues and and are doing their own thing Um The twins actually have a lot of that going on but it's just guys who aren't household names I don't know if it's minnesota. Um, but jimmy like the the twins are Jorge Polanco. Buxton's having a huge year kepler um You know barrios and then what the twins have That I don't know if the other teams did have but with all these teams trying to not compete in baseball The twins Were able to sign a few guys the twins have Nelson Cruz on their team Um The twins this year what the San Francisco Giants tried to do last year They're like, all right. No one else is signing free agents We'll pick up some free agents and the Giants picked up the cutchin. They picked up Longoria They picked up someone else and the San Francisco Giants are like we'll do it. They failed miserably the twins did it successfully They're like, oh, we'll pick up these guys I mean marwin marwin Gonzalez is on the twins. He was a guy that was like You know really respected in a lot of baseball circles and he kind of had a tough year But uh, yeah, man the the the twins twins are doing it man And weren't I think I feel like they were in on like the kimbrill keichel sweepstakes a little bit It's uh, I mean they have kind of taken advantage of this You know a mini little mini era of baseball where You know, there's how many teams are truly competing right now Less than half There you go Matt Beatty for the Dodgers. He was part of these walk-offs He had to walk off in the second game He had a single in the ninth of the third game that led to like his run was I think what did it um Yeah, he's played 26 games jake And he's doing pretty well Pretty well. It's pretty cool. Um, all right. We do have some updates from friendly friendly people You have one over there, right? You used to it's on the ground But desk updates updates I are I rat I write ratty media. He donated to the cause and says Dodgers yanks world series Know who would really like that baseball dmlb. I fucking love that. Yeah Was that I wouldn't I wouldn't like that I wouldn't like that because it would just seem like the Dodgers have to win it eventually, right? If they make it again Yeah, I I was talking to some Dodgers fans on the interstate and they're um, I don't know. They're they're kind of at the point where it's uh What is it? I mean like Buffalo Bills territory? Yeah Like this if they get one more and they don't win I mean it goes down as like one of the all-time sports misses Yeah, best team to never win Yeah, and then jordan madeiros, uh, he donated supported appreciate you said you're the goat when it comes to youtube Thanks, jordan. Appreciate that and vic a says jim and jake best duo on youtube I think I got to find a time during halftime where I do all these. I don't know how to do them yet But we appreciate it. Thank you guys very much. Um All right, there's a lot of questions about baseball jake But we are actually having our meeting and we're like two weeks away from our baseball only show And the Yankees pregame show at the end of the Yankees pregame show will be live with that later And we'll answer like straight baseball questions there, but this show we got to keep moving. I think we're at halftime um Someone asked this question. Oh, we should do all-star stuff jake. Do you have the all-star update for you for? This was All-star derby is kind of set um, yeah, I mean I might might be something for tomorrow show jim. We got to stretch it out in baseball season All right, you want to wait? Yeah, all right Someone asked why vlad is doing the home run derby. You only have seven home runs Get the biggest names in the home run derby You want to like get fans sure make sure the dunk contest You know, yeah, it's it's not like It's it's it's promotion for the sport and vlad he promotes the sport The history with his dad like think of all the storylines they could run on that production And just like you get fans that are like, oh, I watched his dad nor I watch him It's just really good for the sport Even if he only hits like two home runs, it's still like a good storyline and that's what the home derby is It's not to be taken as a serious contest, even though they do want a million dollars That's the half you got any halftime updates, man Yeah, you want to you want to listen to that sound drop? I heard the start of it Per open the streets, man. We used to lean over to get our poops out It's true Uh What's going on? How's your halftime going? Let's squatty potty nonsense I'm doing all right. Um, I just saw the video of cam newton offering someone on his flight 1500 for their seat Um, but that was that's kind of funny. Um, people are turning it into a race thing that the guy said no I have no idea the guy's intentions why he said no Cam Newton offered a guy 1500 for a seat with more leg room But like what if that dude wants the leg room just as much as cam newton and he has a lot of money himself Like I don't know there's very logical reasons for that dude to be like no I paid extra for this seat with leg room Like if someone offered I'm pretty broke. I could use a lot of money I was on a six hour flight to california and I had a I had an aisle seat and someone offered me money to pay for To change to a window seat I mean, it'd have to be like 10 grand for me to say like no, I I'm not sitting in a window seat I'm claustrophobic 15 hundo. I'll do One so it's 1500 bucks. Yeah, dude. I was thinking in my head 15 grand 1500 bucks no fucking way with what why is this even a story? Why would that guy change? It's like a 10 hour flight and he has extra lame leg room a thousand dollars more Yeah, it was like a man who probably has a career and a salary. He doesn't need I can't believe they turn that into a story That's ridiculous. Yep Saying no is the likely answer there Dude probably purchased his ticket early spent extra money for the seat with leg room for the aforementioned leg room Oh, I can't believe that's a story. All right. All right. Well, that's the halftime You want to get anything else zimmers laying like he's dead How's that when zimmer lays on his bed? He looks cute as a button when he lays on the floor Because he wants the cool of the hardwood right like a dead dog. Yeah That's a dog trait. Yeah Oh An elderly couple was held hostage for six days by two nesting seagulls That would attack them every time they attempted to leave their house A driver found a thousand bees on the door of his car a thousand bees Russian mechanics are generating power from a thousand Lemons jake they have a lab set up with lemons and they're using them to get power An 88 year old man Was on a walk in the woods and he found a hockey puck that he lost as a boy Wow Melrose residents were hit with a tornado of poop and their homes were ruined after raw sewage spewed from their toilets A lone slug A lone slug a slug it acted alone D railed 26 trains in kaiushu for one hour And a catholic bishop Plans on dumping holy water From a plane all over the city to exercise the entire city's demons Today Wow Whoa, monday brings some good news actually shout out to whoever DMed the john boy and jake radio instagram about the elderly couple with the seagulls Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't where I usually find news And I mean what he was like, I think this would be good for john boy jake radio And I was like what a fucking story that is maybe my favorite story of the bunch We got a lot of good stories Well, I feel like we already opened up the the can of worms which Maybe the seagulls were looking for but uh roi picard 77 wife brenda the picards Of not end on sea in in in lang casher england Constantly confronted by seagulls Which were caring for two chicks that ended up on the canopy directly above their door I've not been able to go out the front door roi told the telegraph This is tough. Um Dude one attack sent roi to the hospital with a bloody head wound. Oh jake that makes it not as fun. Come on now I'm sorry about it jake. That's that's where I don't know. Maybe we have to maybe we have to tune it down a little bit, but They have a garage that they can get into via the kitchen And drive out to go shopping But it's not ideal for them all right What they can get out of their house just fine then Thankfully we have an integrated garage I can get into from the kitchen open the garage door and drive out to get our shopping But I have to leave the garage door open which is an ideal so Okay, I went from having complete sympathy to a complete lack of sympathy just get a garage door opener Yeah, like the rest of the world that has garage doors. You just hit a button my man and it opens Who you if you have a garage with that's where you park your car. Who even uses the front door then? Garage doors are expensive Roy doesn't have that kind of coin 77 year old roi. He's retired man He doesn't he doesn't have a garage door fund I feel like it's very like we set these up every time we move into a house. It's very easy I I do it it does suck that the seagulls attacked him and he had to go to the hospital but Like I lived in how many houses that we lived in luke seven houses If you if you go in and out the garage you don't use the like I've never used the front door in those houses Right But you had you had an operating garage for way doesn't Yeah, but that's not expensive to get that it's very cheap So i'm sorry roi. This is really fun though. I hate birds birds are the meanest species And this guy doesn't deserve this But it does make for a great movie Like if this was a quirky neighbor in the movie can't come out birds are here It wouldn't be the main story of a movie. This would be like the neighbor Right, right, right, right. It would be like the sea plot line Right And then at the end of the movie the a plot line something would happen and that would solve the sea plot plot lines problems jimmy Penalty kick usa what channel is it on? fs1 Fucking quick dude fs1's channel like 260 and no other channel Do I have to go into the 260s whenever things are on the sharks the hl playoffs row is on fs1. It's like Are you not a get lining it up Shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Here we go. I'm clicking. I'm clicking. I'm clicking watch watch penalty kick us women's soccer A lot of cheering a lot of cheering. Did the she already take it? They scored. Yeah Us is up. I missed it. I want to blow it for you. I'm sorry about fs1's channel Take that spain Was it uh, I forget her name. She's dating She's dating someone What's her name? Rapino. She's dating the Yukon Yeah, the woman's the wmba player, right? Yeah wow Golly tried to bait her completely didn't work Good job. That was that was my old trick in it Take take one step the other way and then just died back never worked, but it's a tactic Never worked Call in the chat said type 260 on your remote which would have been I didn't know exactly if it was 260 or not But that would have been what channel is it? Let's see 213 so okay, I was so typing in 260 wouldn't have helped I I wasn't probably would have made it worse Yeah, yeah, because then you don't know if you have to go up or down from there and yeah Uh-huh, but every and I never go above 73 on this cable box except fs1 Damn Yeah, during the nhl playoffs. I was like the last place I checked and I was like fuck And it made me internally hate fs1, which I don't really hate them give them a call or something. Um Then I always think about is channel space the same as shelf space in a convenience store or liquor store Like how much Do they pay to be in the top 10 versus 30 through 40 versus 200? You know what I mean? Yeah, I think well, I think there's also like limited slots right like it's not like You know fs1 can't be like oh, we'll be channel eight like no it's like the abc affiliate has that But I wonder how much their con like do they have contracts like hey in your region We for 10 years We're going to be channel five like in that contract runs out and then there is a bidding for channel five and like NBC CBS all want it like I think it's a wild word but world that we don't even know about If someone has input on that please reach out someone does someone has a lot of info on that We're ready for it. We're ready for it. Yeah, appreciate you Driver finds a thousand bees in his car. Do I just play the tommy boy clip? I think so Bees in car tommy boy It's a really good scene Ah Really good scene and uh, spain just had that one one Yeah, what a shot top titty Uh, jake, I don't think you can say that in women's sports I say that in any sports Yeah, but just I thought you were talking about her herself. I thought that's how you were describing the woman who scored No, man top corner top titty, baby all day Um, you're talking about the goal itself. Not the woman who scored it, correct bingo All right, just you want to talk about alex radugo some more? He looks like our friend. You got arrested for stealing stuff Jimmy the beans on the door it looks like Someone said they wrote jokes with a sweet substance substance The car turned out to be smeared with jokes With a very sweet substance Oh, so they wrote like knock knock jokes and honey and then bees got attracted to it. That's a Shitty prank. I think so or maybe this is written In whatever country this happened in they used the term jokes as prank And maybe maybe that's just what's confusing here Um, but yeah, I mean there's like a knock knock joke like knock knock Who's there bees because we put honey on your car. We got 20 000 bees on the door. That that sucks, man remember and uh when we lived in new britain and uh some punk kids in the neighborhood put mustard and hair gel all over my car Yeah And I woke up early to go to an interview for a job at enterprise rental car And I had to call out and I was like, hey, I can't come in there like why I said Uh someone put hair gel and mustard all over my windshield. I can't like see a thing Tried to wipe it off, but it's sticky. Maybe that was a blessing in disguise, Jim Maybe that was the good lord looking out for you. So you didn't have to work at enterprise I did like seven rounds of interviews at enterprise and uh I mean, I probably didn't get get it in the end because they could tell I did not want it You know what I mean, like if you interview someone like uh this dude's just doing this because It was an option like There's I very much did like if they gave me the job I very much was gonna be like fuck this is my life now and very much did not want it They could probably see through that Last time I ever shaved my face clean We're ready for it Well, we have to put a deadline on that like it has to be like a thousand reviews by the end of the season or something or Before the playoffs ending your life, whatever. Yeah No, because eventually we will we will get to a thousand reviews There's a deal on talking yanks right now that once we get to a thousand reviews I'm gonna shave my face and we're gonna tape my beard to Jake's face And then he has to wear my beard on his face for a day But we need to put an ending because we will get to a thousand reviews like within the next couple years But like by the end of the season, maybe Why do we need to put an ended on it because because there's got to be motivation For people to review the show the show a right Maybe even these guys will go to the pop talking yanks podcast and give it a review Even though they don't listen to talking to yanks because they want to see you wear my beard on your face Yeah So there you go. That's not what they want to see Oh, yeah, you know shot block shot blocked 88 year old on walk finds hockey puck. He lost as a boy now this I don't know how this got made into a news article But if I was this 88 year old, I wouldn't shut up about this till I died Like that's so Initials were carved on the puck So cool Duluth, minnesota, baby. Hell yes Just walking picks up a puck has his initials on it. This is how I made my you all those years in school even I seen that round thing in the mud there and I thought it was a snuff can Ray says There's the puck with his initials on it. Oh my god Ray couldn't wait to get home to show his puck to his wife sonia I couldn't share it with any of his buddies because they're all dead sonia said I must have went to 10 houses so excited about this puck carrying it with me in a napkin So I could do so I wouldn't do any damage Honey, it's been in the snow and rain for 80 years Yeah Now you're gonna treat it with kid club. Thank you. Thank you're gonna crush it with your hands, right? It's been in the woods for 50 years You don't need to treat it with kid club I would guess he was someone asked how he lost in the woods. I would guess In the winter there's a pond around there and he was playing pond hockey and shot it like if I went back to The place I lived in southbury. We had a little pond and we played ice hockey there I I bet I could go find a puck from my youth in those woods and at 10,000 lakes Duluth It's pretty funny that she's handling it with care Pretty sad that she said I wanted to show his friends, but they're all dead Like that seems why why take this happy moment and remind him Because it's real How about these melrose homes jake all at once every Toilet and melrose just started spewing sewage back up into their houses I mean that that's one of the stronger opening three words of any article. We've read Tornado of poop Yeah, yeah, oh, I haven't been sending the links to the chat. I don't know if they appreciate that when I do Oh, it's hard. It's harmless Yeah There's there's an image from a video that I don't think I'm gonna click but um I mean, yeah, that oh, yeah. Wow. That's a tornado improved filled with shit. Yeah Yeah Imagine that like it's not even your own. It's like all your neighborhoods that came up in the whole neighborhood Holy shit who lived people who live on brazil street in melrose Over pressurized cost sewage back out um Damn That's a that's gross They gotta have like a block party or something to celebrate Imagine calling your neighbors like did your toilet just put shit all over your house? Yeah Oh, let's call mary. Hey mary. Her toilet just put shit all over house. Did yours hold on. Let me check. Oh my god It did let's call it the heather and just call the whole neighborhood. I heard something upstairs But I doubt my bathroom is gonna be filled with oh my god It's in my house too Yeah, they gotta have a block party man. They gotta um, I mean, that's how people That's how people come together. Oh, yeah This neighborhood of melrose just Oh, it just got galvanized like this neighborhood They will remember this as the summer of shit like do you remember the summer of shit? Someone's gonna move into the neighborhood in 2020 And they're gonna feel so left out because the 2025 summer barbecue Well, you know this whole started with the summer of shit. We had to get out of our houses and barbecue. Oh, yeah Jordan I remember johnny had a huge huge year on the mountain that year. Was that was that for your post shit? Yeah, that was a summer of shit And like Dave moves into the neighborhood. He's like, what do you mean the summer of shit? Oh, you had to be there, Dave I got their video ready to go. Yeah block party melrose mask get ready Yeah, and then you know what this catholic bishop plans to dump holy water From playing to exercise Whatever city's demons this catholic bishop should do this to melrose because clearly something evil just happened So jimmy, I just did a huge Flip flop on the shit story. Let's see. I just let's see what town this is in Um Wayne of Ventura, columbia. Okay. So yeah, I I mean I like the concept He's like the more holy water I can get on everything the better. So let's let's go up to a plane So I get that boing boing net. We haven't spent a ton of time on there Jimmy throw baggies poop town I think they need to lean into this hard I think they start hosting an annual chili cookoff um, I think I think they do like, uh And anything is like they have a national coffee convention in this town every year like I I think you really lean into poop town Change changed the high school mascot to the melrose shit tornadoes I mean something like that. Maybe not sts, but something around there What is what's their current mascot that maybe we're All right, maybe their current mascot's just a regular tornado. So it's a very easy switch Melrose massachusetts high school like yeah That's is everything everything in this town is now going to be linked to this Like if they already are the tornadoes like they're just going to be known as the shit tornadoes, you know I would hope that they're Now the shit panthers Yeah, but they need to embrace it like if this was parks and a rap this would start the yearly barbecue Like yeah, right we do that well one summer All of our houses backed up with shit So we couldn't be inside so we threw a block party and we all just hung out outside and we spent our day together And now we do it every year. I don't even think I think that's going to happen So they're the red raiders So now they're the shit raiders the shit raiders or just say call them the brown raiders for pg sake brown raiders Maybe that's a safer thing Then you're out of the brown raiders. Yeah, that's wow. It's a good trade off congrats Congrats to melrose Anyway, this yeah, this this catholic priest just wants to fly in the sky and dump holy water across it sure um Oh man, why don't you just go bless all the fire hydrants and then let them loose seems so much easier Yeah, maybe go go to like the water factory and just put a little at the at the start And then when it disperses to the people boom Yeah, go to the local water tower and bless it now that whole tower is holy water boom Much easier, but he probably is asking for donations for a plane and he's gonna upsell it and all that shit. So smart. Yeah, business My sister elizabeth once drank a vial of holy water They would they would they would give you to go holy water at our church when we were younger Because you just want to gap yourself up with it on your own time or maybe you had someone sick They were like, hey, here's some holy water. Let me make a forehead on your head Uh cross on your head And my sister she went into my mom's purse and she was just really thirsty and she just grabbed the vial and drank it Dived the next day What was that last part? No, she's alive and well alive and well What a whirlwind is there anything else? I don't think so. Is there any other stories you wanted to talk about? What about this lone slug that disabled 26 trains? Like I just I I feel like you're gonna walk away hating this story Yeah, it seems like a nonsense headline. That's not true. Yeah Unless like the slug killed the mechanic And then all the trains had to be delayed because the mechanic wasn't there to help out See You got anything? No, I don't think so there's a Incredibly punctual japan. I think this actually is a big story because Like punctuality and the train system in japan is so Different than how it's viewed over here um But yeah, I mean, I I don't know our rip this slug it slowed down 26 trains and 12 000 people's commute Oh, it got into like the The control box and like shorted some wires which messed up by the way. This is just a slug marketing campaign There's two different videos on here of slugs just doing different things Like one is a slug escaping a venus flytrap another is a slug going through like a pencil tube Yeah, wow just slug marketing slug marketing seen it once seen it a million times get in on the slug stock because it is rising Slok Slok jake, what was the over under for the cubs mets game on friday? This is huge information that we need to know So The game went over What what what was it said at? I want to say it was eight and a half Because it ended at nine. So if it was nine and a half you would have won Well, no, so in in real life and we're getting the bed of the day I bet the over because I knew that the you bet the under Yeah, I knew the bed of the day under was not gonna happen So you that's you're so you're not you're being rude to the people I had to make a sacrifice for a little coin jim was in vegas You can't give the your bed of the day on the show and then two seconds later bet the opposite of that bet Well, no, it's been a cold month jim and the people need to know that that's what this whole game is It's finding your trends and patterns off of us That's why that's why the people are reading us jim. We're the hand. We're the blackjack table Wow You really snake to the people on that one It's like someone flipping coins for their bets Wow Yeah It's the better the day better the day it's the better the day better the day better the day Better the day it is the bet of the day better the day better the day jakey jakey lost on friday As you just heard bet the under in the cubs mets game banking on the 82 year old pitching coach to get revoggish out of some Trouble did not borg has gotten a big fight with the umpire But eventually got his way the cubs. I don't know who won but it scored nine runs total Jake it's a new dawn. It's a new week. It's a new day Let's start this off on the right foot. What are you betting today? What are you waiting for? um Hey jim, um, I I've got some easy money for us today. Um, we'll get a win It's you know, 20 dollars pays back 18, but it's free money Jim we're talking about a team we talked about earlier Colorado Rockies Are they home facing your san francisco giants today? They still do on the road trip. They're in san francisco They're in sam clam Um, but jimmy, I think you're gonna end up laughing at this Um, because a we saw the giants and we were extremely unimpressed Colorado is good. Jim the pitching matchup is john gray versus drew pomerans John gray having a solid year for 180 r. A 90s and 90 innings pitch seven and five Drew palm.com is two and seven with a 709 era And a 178 whip in 80 in 53 innings um Rockies have a lot of big boy right handed hitters um Rockies are favored slightly. Um, but just just take the rocks The giants just won a series versus the diamondbacks Nice And they won a series versus the brewers, but they got swept by the Dodgers in between Or no, so the Dodgers are doing damage to everyone But the giants the giants suck man bad And I mean the the the Rockies just lost three, but they're all walk off so It's so easy for the team morale to be like, hey We were in all those games like We're not playing bad. We just played bad with last things. You know what I mean? Like it's I don't think they're I don't think the Rockies are really down in the dumps from that series No And the giants suck They're 19 and a half games back And this is important on this date No, actually doesn't work out whatever Okay Jake is stupid, but he's smart I think the Rockies have to bounce back to prove like, you know, it's just a Fluke shit. This doesn't really affect us I think the Rockies will win um Pomerance haven't heard that name in a while true palm It's having a bad year you say Oh, yes, 709 era Okay That's not good His last start was to the Dodgers seven and runs Eight or runs to Baltimore And if you're looking for a little parlay the over under is only seven and a half. So maybe uh Maybe go over there. The Rockies might put that up. Yeah. Why is it? That's the lowest I've seen the season. Well, they're banking on the Giants not scoring because they're terrible Um and the Giants actually have a good bullpen But that's still really low Yeah, that's why I'm that's why I'm giving away a free parlay to get everyone back, but All right. Well, I agree with you. So hopefully we can both start this week off, right You're you want to stay live and just commentate and announce the rest of the soccer game? Yeah, full game. We got a throw in from Rapinoe to the blonde haired girl She kicks it up to the brunette and the right wing. She's flying up. She up up. She controls it She's waiting. She's waiting. She's going to her left. She tosses it back to that girl Who's going to bring it to the mid court and she tosses it back to that girl? And then she's going to go up and she takes guys that girl Thanks guys. What's the song we played? weird science Weird science I gotta here it is All right, we'll be back later with the talk in the pregame show on youtube We will be back tomorrow with another jamboreen dig radio. Thank you guys For listening. Uh, yeah, if you want a rate review on the podcast app, that would be great Otherwise, we'll just see you tomorrow Appreciate you Oh in the box in the box. Rapinoe's got the ball in the box. It's out of the box. See you