 What is up my Cranky Crew? Do the Cranky Plays today? Eh. Ah! We are here, sorry, I swallowed water and it wasn't water, it was a white claw. I don't know why I lied to you. We are back in more of Inscription. I promise I'm going to try and do better. I'm going to try and do better. I got even more comments of people mostly being upset. I don't remember if I'm honest what deck I currently have. Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I'ma do this, sure. People were saying that I also should try and not have a ton of cards in my deck which makes sense, because then I can get to the better cards faster. Let's go with the shield of the frog and let's go with the bear man. Right, yeah, let's go with bear man. Bear meets. Bear meets shield fly guy. I have been thinking about this game since I recorded it last because you took the film role. Is that correct? I'm playing nears. It's moment of truth, but you must defeat him first. Okay, I'm going to try. I'm going to try really bad. I'm going to try really bad. Let's take you, actually no, let's not. Let's do the Raven. Um, we're going to put you there. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. That's what we're going to do. Okay, we're going to put that there. We are also going to use this guy. We're going to put him here, sure. I guess so. Going to bring that back. Let's see what we got in here. Ooh, great draw. That was a good draw, wasn't it? All right, there we go. There we go. I believe that I had just died right before. Total misplay, how? We've already won. We have won. Let's do this, fuck. No, I wanted to do the totem thing. I really like the totem thing. Choose from those challengers who came before you. Oh yeah, that's right. Let's do, let's do this boy, let's do Reginald. Oh, and then we can take the death. We can take Deathman. That's fun. Yeah, all right, yeah. We make you instakill, baby. I felt so foolish for my use of ants. Okay, so we got the sparrow and the skunk. Got the sparrow and the skunk. We will take you. I like the raven evolving immediately. It's nice. It's very nice, it is very nice. That's gonna cost us, so let's do this. Let's take the squirrel, let's take you, and let's go there, yeah. Get rid of you. Nice, I feel decent about this one. Let's do that, good play. Oh yeah, oh yeah it is. Bye bye raven, bye bye raven. Use me wisely, I feel like I am. And that's that. What do we have here? The bountiful warren, it spawns a rabbit when it is played, okay. All right, there's that guy and there's that. We gotta go with this guy. I really like the dipping down thing, it's nice. Okay, let's do this. I think this may work nicely. What do you have for me? A rat pack, hey, the rat pack. Now you raven, here we go, a lucky draw, yes, yes it is. Okay, what do we have here? We have a sparrow and a stump. The raven can fly, yes. So we'll put it, put it there. Nice, nice, nice. I'm gonna need a little bit of squirble. I'm gonna do this, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be, okay. We're gonna pull this, put you here, put you here. We're gonna get rid of you, we're gonna put you here. And then we're gonna put you there. Bang, and then he goes down, nice. Ooh, nice. Very nice indeed. I'm going to take you, bang, bang, yep, put you there. That's it, baby. Now that's real nice, thank you so much. I should, I guess I should be taking things. Let's go here, the black goat, ooh, we're gonna take this and we're gonna do that. So then I get four bones every time I sacrifice a squirrel. All right, let's go speed round with the prospect. Okay, play. But wait, oh no, it's dead. I'm going to take this, thank you. Now I'm going to take my eyeball out. Oh no, yeah, I know. Oh no, I definitely didn't do that on purpose. There's gold in the bags. I know that there's gold in the cards. I know, I know, it's crazy. You've struck gold, you certainly have, sure have. Okay, I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna put this here. I'm going to then, fuck, there's nowhere to put this. Shit, whoops. May have fucked that a little bit. Let's do this, we're gonna do this, and then we're gonna boop, boop, boop, and we're gonna put him there. We're gonna take this, we're gonna put him here, and up, we're not gonna do that. There we go, fun times. Death take me, yes. Ooh, the black goat. Okay, well, I mean, I'm not really gonna do anything here, I don't think. Okay, take this, we're going to, we're gonna do this just to get a fun item, and we're going to put you there. I want the mule, I want that mule. There we go, there's the mule. Why did I do that? That was dumb, I don't know why, I don't know why I did that. I have so many bones, I have so many bones, but I didn't kill his thing, because I'm dumb. That's okay, whatever, thank you. Yes, give me, wait, okay. Ooh, canine, hooved, reptilian, feathered, insectoid. The anal gam is all anal gam, you're coming with me. Now give me another chest filled, yes, with the eye, give me the cool eye. Do the other eyes give me anything cooler? They just normalize, I'm assuming they're just normalize. Okay, cool, that's done, on to the next thing. Okay, we're getting out of here real quick. Is there anything, do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets? Ooh, I know I've seen things come out of that painting. The cars are placed just so. Okay, but how do I know? Okay, um, ba-ba-ba-da-ba, yeah, let's see this, sure. Let's do the caveman, hello caveman, what do you seek? Ah, Trial of Bones, okay, Trial of Wisdom. Trial of power, I'm gonna do the Trial of Power, I think I should be good, there we go. Yeah, yep, I got him, I have passed. Ooh, what does the ghost thing do again? Okay, let's do, we're gonna do the elk. Thank you, weird man, now we will go here. Ah, let me cut up one of my cards with these. That's nice, I like that, we're going to go back to you. Caveman, tell me, what do you have? Trial of Blood, Trial of Power, Trial of Health. Let's do the Trial of Blood, we need four. Oh, oh fuck, we did not pass, fuck, that sucks. Oh well, would cover, yes, bring me your carvings. Ooh, yeah, I will be doing that, thank you. That's sick, like that a lot, that's nice. Cool, okay, let's see, there's the trapper. Let's go this way, let's go to the trapper. I think do you have anything for me? One, two, three, four, okay. Let's get a golden pelt. Let's get a golden boy, why not, let's do it. Thank you, thank you trap man. So let's increase the health of somebody. Let's increase the health, let's increase your health. Nice, nah, I'm a pull away, thank you though, I'm a pull away. You're spooky, I don't want you to kill my guy, thank you though. Huh, what, whoa, that's sick, that's really cool. Let's put you, that's nice, and let's bring you out, we'll put you here, take you, and put you there, take you, we will put you here, see, he's gonna wake up, oh no he's not because I'm very, very good. Ooh, health, let's see power, power, I feel like it's, I needed four, okay, we're good. Let's try this path, mm, mm-hmm, what is the dog thing here? Okay, we're gonna get the coyote, all right, let's just put you down for fun, put you down, put you here, okay, let's do it baby. All right blow that out, now bring out your guy, go fish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go gray white shark, very fun, now where are you gonna put your hook, me boy? Okay, this is very, very, very iffy, dude I like don't have anything, okay, oh baby, this is really rough, I forgot about that, oh thank God, thank you, damn that was really close, that was rough, we're gonna take mole man, thank you, keep going, are ya pelts clean, yeah baby, hair pelts, okay, what do we have here, what do we have here? The bloodhound I actually really like, the bloodhound is like kind of a pin in the ass, I'm going to, what does this do again, we'll take that, yes a golden pelt baby, a golden pelt, the amoeba, yeah, let's take the amoeba, the amoeba might be really good, want to get rid of it, yeah, all right, we are going to get rid of a rat pack, thank you, ooh, all right, beefen, let's take beefen, beefen for sure, got some nice little guys with him, ah yes, ah yes, this is the health, okay, health, health, what do you want, probably him, amoeba could also use more health, but yeah, let's do that, we're going to pull away, I don't trust not pulling away, it's too spooky, too damn spooky, that's nice, we always get that, that's great, all right, we got the mole and the turkey man, but we must be careful because that's only gonna last us, oh yeah, oh yeah, you'll love to see it, oh yeah, you'll love to see it, oh yes, you do, oh yes, you do, you'll love to see it, bam, bam, bam, you'll love to see it, I don't understand why that's happening, oh it's, duh, I know why it's happening, I'm silly, I'm a silly, silly, silly, just because I'm not hitting them, okay, thank you for that, thank you for that trap boy, what do you have for me, it's cheaper prices, that's great, take one, we'll take this, two of those, is that a bad play, we're gonna go to the shrine thing again, see if, what do we have here today, let's give analgam the question mark, there we go, nice, analgam, good job, another day, another dollar, ooh, he gets that this time, let's do this, let's put analgam out on the field, put him there, good job, analgam, and he's gonna flip over real quick, thank you so much, thank you so much, going to, what do we have here, we're going to put you there, ooh, a nice coyote, here we go, let's do a triple man, ah, grizzly, nice, wonderful, ah yes, and more of this, wonderful, oh yes, oh yes, here we go baby, oh yes, oh yes, here we go baby, here we go baby, here we go baby, here we go baby, come on baby, let's do it dude, okay, let's hope I don't fuck this up, I really hope I don't fuck this up, I don't like that they blow out my candle but they get to, come on, the music is so good but it's very spooky, it's very spooky, okay, let's do this good, put you here, I'm actually going to take this, take that, here, and then, oh boy, oh boy, it's nice cause we can replace them, it's so sick, okay, come on ants, do your worst pals, they love to see it, okay, but now the trapper is going to do his funny things, I don't remember what he does if I'm honest, oh no, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I hope you brought your pelts, okay, trade for what you can, but no that's the rest of the standard five for me, okay, two and three, three and two, let's get, let's take that guy, let's take this guy, how many do I have, let's take this, okay, let's see what happens, put you here, take the worker ant, put you there, four, two and two, okay, yep, let's see that, nicely done ants, you're doing well for me, is the ant strat dumb or is it not? I feel like it's good, dude this game is hard, let's get something nice here, let's get something nice, big tad, you're gonna go right there, can't forget about my, just good, I guess for this one, oh wait, he gives those to me, that's right, all right, let's trade, this guy, let's take this guy, and let's take ant, let's do this, put the vulture, there we go baby, there we go, nice, so the next one is finally got past the trapper, Jesus Christ, I do need a light, thank you so much, oh my god, okay, so I need to, we'll take anal gamma again, I need to fucking finally, fucking finally, let me see, ah yes, all right, let's go, let's go here, let's go here and let's take this, and let's take one of these, let's give that to anal gam, anal gam, thank you so much, nice, nicely done you, nicely done you, okay, I'm a bit scared, the squirrel thing, the unlimited squirrels is actually kind of fucking me a little bit, hello big man, a rare opportunity, great boons of Lashie's woods, okay, the trial of the winged, the trial of the skins, trial of the ring, fuck, I don't remember if I have a ring or not, do I, let's see the skins, yep, a golden pelt is a pelt card, success, nice, you're a choice of boons, you may draw twice at the beginning of your turn, let's start the battle with the black goat on the board, can you draw, let's do that, trial of rarity, the trial of the swift, the trial of the finned, let's do the rarity, not a single rare card, fuck, okay, let's keep going, hello, just one boon, very well, sorry, I'm nervous, back sit, can I, could I have not sat, oh how I relish this moment, two flames will not suffice this time, that's right, he has three, fucking, hello squarely boy, all right, let's see what we got here, put anal man there, and let's do that, he has all of the things, take that, nice, scurdle boy, your anal gams, smart, let's slow, oh boy, rare creatures, but the true challenge was forthcoming, shadowy figures appeared before you, in their eyes, glimmered a recognition of kinship, but colored by guilt, they would betray you, oh no, not fuck and Mr. Cream, I remember that one fondly, fucker Mr. Cream, feeling good so far with what I've got on the table, put stink man there, yeah sure take him, this is really scary, nice, need to remember about the eye thing, this damn moon, it's dramatic yes, but it provides no value to my board, I wonder fuck, no, the camera, I want the camera, now that is value, happens if I use this, go in me eye, in me ass, dude this thing is really scary, let's put just the stote down, what do I do, I don't know what to do, please, you really destroyed the moon, I suppose that all is left is to finish me off, go on, oh big Todd, you're here, I love you big Todd, oh my god dude, I've been recording for over two hours just trying to get past that one guy, this is me, excuse me, who is Cramworx, who are you, okay, okay, what the hell, okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am about to open my first pack, feeling good about this one, feeling real good, I do want an actual card game of inscription, really bad, pretty shitty those birchkin, don't worry about me eating my green beans, what does that mean, they're so smooth, not sure what they're doing down there at the card factory, but these are feeling good about this one, feeling real good, I do want an actual card game of inscription, not sure what they're doing down there at the card factory, but these are feeling good in my hands, okay, this is really weird while doing this, your draft, and our rare for this pack is actually riveting so far, yeah not riveting so far, okay, next pack here we come, oh but you're getting a call from your card out, okay, what was next, you didn't finish recording on that day, card gamers, this is a vintage pack opening video, today I'm opening four packs of inscription, you would not believe the deal I got on these, now not all of you will even remember this game, I'm barely old enough to have seen these going around in my childhood, for whatever reason they only did one set of these cards and then stopped printing them, there's not a huge market for them anymore but at the rate I got them for, there's not really much to lose that being said, a foil mantis god goes for a couple hundred bucks a foil mantis god, a foil, did you get anything good really cool art on these, definitely stands the test of time and our rare for this pack is blue mage, I don't know who blue mage is, but not going to be worth very much, how many packs did you get, pack has been opened and resealed, hope no one stuck a rare out of it, they probably did knowing if it's resealed or maybe it's filled with fake cards, a lot of people unfortunately, it's on this card, looks like they were 49 degrees north, I took a picture with my phone I'd have to check, but I think that's pretty nearby are you gonna go check, you know that off the top of your head you're going aren't you, oh boy, yep you are I'm out here, living my best life are you, it's so dark and a big red button, what is that, oh it's just a little getting close, I think, assuming there is a thing to get close to this very well may be a massive oh no, oh no corrupted footage, oh no is there anything in here, can I drag this, is there anything that's why you always bring an extra battery boys that's right, always an extra, every time you gotta come prepared, yeah, but I feel like you're not going to be prepared for whatever happens next I was thinking of watching these in a random order so I'm glad I didn't what does that look like a cave alright, this is it lies underneath or maybe it's the rarest card in the god damn game or maybe it's a chest full of porn I always wanted to find a chest full of porn in the woods oh, I thought it was a gift card for a second it's far too late, it's far too late for you to be doing this are you seeing this, it's dark, it's getting dark I'm a little confused it's so dark, I wouldn't put that in the do you even have a computer that can, I was just about to ask that Steambot Willy, great video fantastic even, did you get it is it porn inscription it's me stop browsing footage, yes I do not celebrate often, and I seldom give gifts but you challenger, you were worthy do not be polite, dig in is there something wrong, your prize awaits very well, come with me hey my eyes still kinda fucked, stand right there hey, take this who gave you that, oh, you absolute ingrate give it back, is that a pile of dead bodies or is that clothing I can't tell I think I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it I'm afraid, is it gonna overwrite shit right, it would warn me in the beginning, the world did not know cards until it is until the day the scribes were arrived each had their own method of inscription to create cards or used her quill to inscribe the epitaphs of the dead lest she used his wildlife camera to capture beasts ah, P03 used a particle scanner to copy CPUs of robots, and Magnificus used his brush to paint the wizard pupils the scribes had solidified their power until one day, a challenger arrived to replace one of the scribes choose a starting deck to mark your ambition your ambition is to replace Gamora and become the scribe of the dead your ambition is to replace Leshi and become the scribe of beasts your ambition is to replace P03 and become the scribe of technology your ambition is to replace Magnificus and become the scribe of magics I don't know which one to do so I will leave it up to you I will leave it up to you, I'm gonna end this episode here and you let me know what you think I should do based off the comments I will choose, God I'm so glad that I finally got past that thank you guys so much for not only watching but for being so patient with me I appreciate it, so much has happened in this episode Jesus, I've been recording for two and a half hours I'll adjust this okay, well I'm gonna end this here so wow alright, let me know what you think about what I should choose and I'll see you guys later