 I shit. You shit. Everybody shits. Let's go shit. Hi, I'm Chris Cox for CalTV Entertainment and I am here today to show you where the best shit spots are on campus. Let's go! So in my opinion, the worst shit spot on campus is Duanel. This place is literally fucking hell. Take a look around me. There's garbage. It's scary. It's uncomfortable. There's weird graffiti surrounding you. It smells like shit as compared to other places on campus. It's the fucking worst. Get me out of here. Just like the Biolab majors here, I have done my research. And Lee Kauchung is number four on our list because of its beautiful modern aesthetic. As you can see around me, there's beautiful portraits. It's just really very serene. It just prepares you for your dump. It's just very nice. Also, you can always count on the bottom floor being private and empty. So please come here, take your dumps and have a great time. Coming in third on our shit list is Eshelman Hall. If you're like me and you think the A sucks sucks, then come here and take that crazy shit. It's awesome because there's not as many spots in the bathroom, so it's definitely more private and much more reserved for you. Second on our shit list is Moffat Library, specifically Floor 4. The Floor 4 bathrooms are the best because they have their own stalls that go from the ceiling all the way down to the floor. It's like having your own room to shit in. And even better, it's gender inclusive. So everyone can take a shit here and this should be more staple across campus. I'm really surprised that it's not, but check it out. It's the best. Oh, hello there. You've caught me at my number one shit spot on campus, the underground MLK bathroom. So this place is kind of like an indie spot when it comes to taking a dump. It's very quaint. There aren't many people around. As you can see right now, it's completely empty, so that's why I'm inside. I love it here. Very, very private. I recommend. One of the most important factors in going into a private shit spot is the acoustics. So here I am to test it out for you today. Did you hear that echo? That's exactly what you want in a prime shit spot. So I hope you found it the best places to take a dump on campus. I'm Chris Cox with CalTV Entertainment, and I hope you check out our sprawl segments every week. Bye. Do you like squirrels? Do you think they look tasty?