 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today, as every day, I'm gonna reign on your parade. I just love ruining people's days. Like that. Hey, you're moving the menu, feck off! So this whole game is based on you are a cloud and you are ruining everyone's day. Which just sounds fantastic. Let's get started. Ah, I've been invited to a wedding. Screw your happiness! I hate you! No one ever loved me! There we go, everyone is wet for me. Wait, no, stop. Nobody clipped that. Oh my... Even after you finish the level, it's just all the screaming, it's just music to my ears. This is like headspace for me. I just lie down, I listen to this instead of a relaxing app and it just soothes me off to sleep. Look at how happy he is to be ruining everyone's lives. God, the clouds in Ireland must be so happy. They never feck off. I think I need to get three stars. I need to feck and soak everyone. Yes, I did it! Okay, three stars. I'm so good at ruining everyone's day. Yes, I unlocked the dumpster fire. I'll rain on everything except the fire. Oh, I have to put out all the fires? This feels like I'm being a good guy, which I don't want to be. Jesus Christ, who just flipped that van? This feels wrong, just extinguishing people. Oh, that guy, I just went and he didn't get extinguished. Now he's both on fire and damp. Well, what the hell are you guys doing? Stop flipping cars. Are they just chatting up there in the corner on fire? Okay, why are you clapping? Everyone's still on fire. Let me retry that. I feel like if I act quicker with the fire and don't enjoy them burning, then I can actually put them out. I let it get a little too far. They're just so eager to catch fire and run around the place catching everything else on fire. Like, how can you save these people? They want to catch fire. They want to die. Like, look at them. They're still upset. I think they're angry because they're not on fire. That guy's flipping cars. He's like, where's the fecking fire? Show me the fire. The hell is this? Am I going to counter-strike? I can customize my cloud? Hold on a second here. Oh, I can give him a little hat. Wow, a formal cloud. I should have had this for the wedding. There we go. I'm a toxic cloud. This is acid rain. What does that cloud look like? It kind of looks like feck you in a top hat. This is great. Protect the bomb. Help me go boom boom. I am in counter-strike. Nope, feck off. They seem to be in a lot of pain. They're not exactly an elite SWAT team, are they? I thought the saying was a little rain never hurt anyone, but it seems to be hurting these guys a lot. Where are all the terrorists? The teams are stacked. I have to do like a 1v20 clutch here all without my goose. I'm not trolling. I'm trying my best. Honestly, my goose is driving me insane. Wait, this is just a limited rain. I was being conservative. I could have just stood there raining on the bomb. Oh my God, look at that guy. He's just rolling around crying. Just a standard Tuesday for me. I like to get my crying done in one day. Just cry it all out and then it's done. You can enjoy the rest of your week. Soak all humans. Avoid the sun. Which one of you is my son? Okay, the sun just killed me. Look at you, you little bastard. The smile on his face. Freak. Last one, last one. It's a shitty day at the beach, isn't it? Who brings a feckin' skateboard to the beach? You're gonna skate in the sand? You guys deserve to have your day ruined. There we go. Day at the beach is ruined. Thank God. You really should have made use out of those beach umbrellas, I feel. Where are we ruining next? The garden. Do not soak any humans. Grow a beautiful garden. Ah, for feck's sake. I'm here to ruin days, not save the environment. Look at them. They want to get soaked. So bad. Not on my watch. They're probably like dying of dehydration. They're just like, please rain on me. You know what I say to that? I say, feck you. We're going to the farm. Maybe we can start a drought. Soak all humans. Do not kill them. You can kill them? I'm gonna kill them. Die, die, die. He's not dying. He's just screaming in pain, which is also good. Ah, now I'm superpowered. Now I'm coming to kill you. Die, die. Yes. Here's where I think your crops. Ah, there we go. Back to normal. Then poisoning the river. Well, to be fair, I think they've done a good job of that themselves. Why are you booing me? Just because I killed you all and your crops. Their screams are so brutal. Like I genuinely believe that they're dying and their life is ruined. Sorry, folks. Just come to the rain on your little conversation there. I'm at least destroying some of their livelihood. Like this is the environment getting back at you. This is why you don't dump your nuclear waste in the river. You're ruining the environment. And guess what? The environment is fighting back. Look at this. Your vehicles are ruined. Fuck you too. There we go. All destroyed. Livelyhood is ruined. Mother nature always finds a way. Unlock thunder ability. Oh yes. I like the sound of that. Yeah, this is good. This is good. I like this. Wait, I just killed those people with my lightning. I didn't know I could do that. But they're holding out on me. There are people here who are not wet yet and they're hiding them. Show me where they are. You all die. Oh wait. When I'm killing them, that's subtracting from the amount of people who are wet. Apparently corpses being wet isn't the same as people being wet. So I have failed the level. It'd be nice if you explained the conditions to me first. I feel like it's unfair to expect me not to kill people. Okay, there we go. Everyone's wet and no one's dead. Not an ideal ending, but it's okay, I guess. I've ruined their night. Oh Jesus Christ. What is this? How did the rain get inside? Sorry, guys. All this equipment has to go. Oh Jesus, they're flipping shit. If I can't play Counter Strike neither can you. They flip over all the computers. This is fucking chaos. That's great. Look at that guy on the screen. He's making the most of his moment. Heard the sheep. Do not let black sheep in the pen. Well, didn't expect this game to be racist. Get in there. Come on. I could probably do this a little more subtly. They say that animals are always the first to know when something is wrong and there's something definitely wrong. He discovered over 50 were missing. Oh, graveyard. Perfect. I hope there's a funeral. Wait, what is this? Raise an army of the undead. Deal 10 grand in property damages. Turn five kids into zombies. This is good. Rise, my prettys. Rise. I don't know what watering them will do. I don't think watering dead bodies turns them into zombies. You might need to give me more instructions. I don't really understand. Oh wait, hold on. We got more nuclear waste here. This could help me. Rise, my prettys. Rise. Now we're doing damage. Yeah, get them. Make them all into zombies. Oh wait, they're following me. Oh, okay. Look at the kids. Let's get them. Hey, kiddos. Know where to run now, do you? Oh, look at them. They're tiny. They're like little Minecraft zombies. Wait, no, hold on. You guys stop. Leave my zombies alone. More children. Perfect. I was like, why are these half-naked people hanging around the kids but it's a beach? So I'll give you a pass. I couldn't tell if that was screaming or cheering, to be honest. Come on, folks. We got to cause some damage here. We need 10k in damage. Yes, pollution. What's this going to do? What is this? Oh, is it gasoline? Is that it? If so, I can lead it to this little barricade. I'm liking this game. It's getting more chaotic. Okay, guys, stand back. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Everyone get under the rain. Wait, no, this is just gasoline. Hold on. Jesus, you guys are egets. Like seriously, act like zombies and go get a brain because that was just mindless. Oh, no, you don't. They suddenly give up on fighting the zombies because they got a little damp. Just need some more damage. I'm almost there. Well, this guy's just escaped. He's just down here chilling. He doesn't seem to care. Oh, zombies coming. I'll save you, little guy. There you go. This person's just staring off into the distance. Yes, I got 10k in damage. Jesus Christ, that took ages. But we ruined the town. That's my most successful day of reckoning yet. And now all the zombies are on fire. Fantastic. Oh, please tell me this one's inside again. Yes, I love ruining everything indoors. It's very chaotic. Wait, what is going on here? Wait, this isn't just an office. This is the office, I think. Hey there, friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going to rain on your parade. All right, let's ruin the office. All right, guys, I'm the new worker around here. And thank you. Everybody, stay calm. What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure? Stay f***ing calm. Would make an interesting first episode, wouldn't it? Because that is moonwalking. Stop showing off for the cameras. This is continuing to work. I'm just going to put my head down, keep working, and ignore the cloud until he goes away. We're on to episode two. What do I do? Fill all seven mugs with fresh coffee. Where do I get coffee from? Where the f*** is coffee? I'm starting to sound like I do in the mornings. Give me coffee. Okay, he doesn't want water. Stop pretending to work. I just broke your computer. It's doing nothing. Maybe if I lightning strike, power it. There we go. Okay, I'm a coffee cloud now. It's kind of like eerily quiet all of a sudden. The music's kind of stopped. Yeah, this is kind of spooky. I don't know, it feels weird. So how about that weather? Been, uh, it's been rainy. In, um, very specific areas. Oh, now I start a fire. Great. I can end this show forever. So many office fans have just unsubscribed. Wait, what? Oh, I was supposed to start a fire and I put it out. Okay, I just couldn't resist ruining someone's birthday. Oh, here we go. The office has a bit of a leak. Don't just look the other way. You got to fix this or at least tell someone. He's like, oh, good. The maintenance cloud is here. He should clear this up. Okay, someone's on fire. I think it's time to evacuate, but these people just keep on working. That's the culture we live in. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get to work. All right, I think they're evacuating. I think that might be a good shout, to be honest. Everyone's clapping. The live audience loves it. Best episode yet. Unlocked tornado. Oh, I was going to finish up, but I can't resist this. Yeah, I like this. Put me back in that office. Gather everything into a pile in the red circle. Up you get, come on. When I say everything, I mean everything and everyone. Come on in. Okay, that's almost everything. Also, everything's on fire. I think I got fire by accident from the fireplace. The hell is this? Why am I a ninja now? Okay, I'm going stealth. I'm a stealth cloud. Look at my guy's little face. Here we go. Almost out of there. What am I doing? Am I, I'm going to destroy stuff. That's all I know. Cloudy would a chance to fuck you. I'm not sure why this had to be a stealth mission, to be honest. Like, what were they going to do? Shoot at the clouds. Old man yells at cloud. I am old and decrepit. Be a deer and help me get things to my cart, please. Sure, you want one of everything. I got you covered. You want this man in your cart? I hope some of these things are things you want because I just kind of brought one of everything. All right, I'm only missing bread. That went quite well. Sorry, you got to shop again. I'd be fucking livid. I hate shopping enough as it is. I didn't realize how handy you are. Why don't you bring me one of everything? Here, I upgraded your tornado power. Who is this old woman? All right, well, you're heading out upgrades. I'll grab you everything. You asked for one of everything, but no, you're getting everything. I hope social security is good wherever we are and that buying people isn't illegal because I'm bringing the people too. Oh God, this is getting quite big. I don't know if this is going to fit in the trolley, but there you go. I think I just killed her. I think we're on to the last level. Protect the Christmas tree from green goblins. Feck off, green goblin. Okay, they don't like presents. I don't understand what's going on. Feck off. Like you're running from the presents, but you want these presents. What is wrong with you? You don't want them, but you don't want anyone else to have them. Do you realize how immature this makes you look? And there we go. Christmas is saved and everything else is ruined. That's a good enough day for me. They can't really call me too bad of a guy. It's like, how many people did I kill? I started the zombie apocalypse, but I did save Christmas. All right, well, I guess we will leave it there. Fun little game of a strange one. I kept taking turns. It was like, okay, you're raining on people. Okay, now you're starting zombie apocalypse. Okay, raining on people. Metal gear solid. Strange one, but it was fun. I hope you enjoyed. I know I did. I appreciate you watching, regardless, even if you hated it, even if this rained on your parade and ruined your day. I'm glad you stuck around, but I do hope you enjoyed. Appreciate it as always, folks. I do hope to see you next time, but bye for now.