 What is up, my cranky crew? We're doing the full cranky place today. We are here in the quarry. I am super, super excited about this. I'll put a card up here, and you can go in the link in the description, but the quarry is basically a spiritual successor, I guess, to Until Dawn, which I played on the channel a very long time ago. I'll put a card there. I'll put it in the description if you wanna go and watch my series on that. I loved Until Dawn. It was super fun. It was very scary. It was very campy. There was a lot that I really, really loved about the game. And so today, we are here in the quarry. If I'm honest, I haven't looked at hardly anything about the game, just because I knew that it was coming out and I knew that I wanted to play it. And I just didn't really wanna know anything. So, my expectations are high because of how much I loved Until Dawn, but I legitimately don't really know anything about the game because I've just wanted to avoid it. So, let's get into it. It's also gonna be fun because I haven't done like a series on the channel in a while. So, let's get into it. I agree to all. I don't know what I'm agreeing to. Oh, isn't this nice? Wow, I'm gonna enable streamer mode. Or should I? No, I'll do, you know, I'm gonna turn streamer mode off. You know, we'll see what happens. Leave it or cat. I don't even know the cast of this. We'll see. I'm very excited. Evan Eva Gora. I don't know who that is. Wow, starting it off with immediate, immediate copyright music. Maybe I should have enabled streamer mode. It's okay. Just lower the audio or whatever. Maybe if I talk good enough and then pitch shift it. I don't know. Ted Raimi. Oh, Myles Robbins. That is cool that they have a streamer version. That's really cool. Halston Sage. I also, I'm not sure. Again, I've seen basically nothing of this. So I don't know like what the monster is in this game. If there even is a monster, I don't know. I am not sure. Justice Smith. Is this Ariana Grande? I have no idea. It kind of sounds like Ariana Grande. Just immediately starting with Ariana Grande. Great group. It's fine. It's fine. I'll just enable streamer mode after this. I should have done it from the beginning. Should have trusted my instincts, but it's okay. What's watching the car come down the road? Oh, Ariel Winters in this. She's a, she's from modern family. And Grace Sabrisky. I have no idea. I wanna pause it to enable streamer mode, but I don't wanna skip anything by accident. Why does the, thank you. Why'd you kill the music? Because it was copyrighted. I don't think I do. It begins with an L, like the L word. Lesbians? Yeah, I was thinking. Lost, Max, we're lost. We're just, we're in geographic flux. Right, so. Geographic flux. Quick time events. Oh, we're getting. Take a moment to consider the following, as it will guide you through the various twists and turns that you'll hear during your stay at Hackett's Quarry. What you see here are quick time events. It's getting meta, which will help you to act at just the right time. Wow. Watch your step. Hackett's Quarry can be a dangerous place if you're not paying attention here's around. Okay. I have the ball and it could spell disaster. It could spell disaster. The better you tread is yours to choose. Wow. But it doesn't mean there won't be obstacles along the way. Okay, cool. Ah, honey, nice catch. That's how we do it, gamers. Thank you. That's how we do it. We're playing on PC, by the way. The roads are definitely getting worse out here. I guess it's all part of the rustic summer camp experience. Oh, right. That's where we're going. I lost track like 200 miles ago. 200 miles ago, huh? Hm. You know what, Max? It's okay. It doesn't make you any less of a man. I don't like the framing of this. I don't like the framing of this. There would be no United States of America. Not that. Oh, sorry, also. Wow, I'm here. Settings. Subtitles. Let's get those bad boys on, please. Thank you. Open dyslexic font. Oh, I love that. Damn, that's sick. I'm turning extreme remote back on. OK. See you later, Apple Pie. Columbus never actually landed in North America. What are you talking about? Didn't even know he wasn't in Asia. Are you serious? Just another guy who didn't want to admit he was lost. Well, just another guy who's got a whole day named after him. So put that in your pipe and smoke. I mean, he was also not a good dude. I had us to camp already before I rolled my eyes out of my act. You're working on it. I'm working on it. But you know, whatever. I guess we'll just forget about that. Ooh. Let's pick the leaflet. Were there any directions on the fire? No. Just a fake bunch of kids faking it around a fake fire pit. OK. Well, then, do we choose the map? Check's out. God, it looks really good. Yeah, all good. Look at the detail in the sky. Hey, eyes on the road, mister. Yeah, what are you doing? Whoa. Doing pull the brake. Ah, you didn't tell me what. I didn't know which way to go because you didn't show up. I thought I just had to press a button immediately. Well, this is going great so far. This is going really good so far. This is going good. Jesus Christ, what do you think that was? A bear? No. Bear? What was it? It was a person. It was a person. It was absolutely a person. It was not a bear. I don't think you hit a person. I don't know. I mean, it was really close, like really close, but maybe we didn't. Well, I guess let's just get out and look. This is great. What is it? Really, after this car up. Well, maybe it looks worse than it is. I should check out the damage before we try to start it up again, huh? Could you grab my tool box from the trunk? Yeah, yeah, OK. I don't feel good about having the hood up. I don't feel good about it. I feel good about it at all. This game is going to be full of jump scares, and I just know it. It's always what they do. Ah, the phone flashlight. Oh, interesting. What's this? It's not so bad. My mom's going to kill me. How old are you guys supposed to be? OK. Well, let's go to the trunk. Interesting, interesting, interesting. I guess, oh, interrupts. What are interrupts? At certain times throughout the night, opportunities will present themselves, giving you the chance to take matters into your own hands. Oh. It is worth noting that they are only suggestions. You don't have to act upon them. OK. In fact, sometimes it's better not to. OK. Oh, that's great. I may do the interrupt thing and then get killed. Whoops, shit. OK. Let's go in the trunk. Let's see what we got in here. Do some snooping. Got to find the, that is not the toolbox. That is a letter. Ooh, rejected. Oh, rejected from Landis University. Uh-oh. Why did he keep that out like that, though? If that was supposed to be a secret. Thanks, honey. Yeah. Do you need a hand? Yeah, actually, if you could just shine a light right here. Here you go. Perfect, thank you. Sooner we get out of here, the better. Just pitch yourself curling up in front of a big old fire pit singing campfire sing-alongs. I don't think people curl up right in front of a campfire sing-alongs. So these kids are probably like 18 if they're going to college? Well, who's watching? Anywhere's better than here. Should we go out here? Is this a thing? Oh. What the fuck? Are you just going to pretend that you didn't see that? Or is, am I just seeing that as the player and you actually didn't see that? Where are you going? Just over here. You're not going to tell them that you just saw a woman walking around in the woods in the nightgown? Yeah, come on, Max. What's going on? Thing. I'm worried that there's somebody down there. Are you serious? They could be hurt. I don't know. I didn't think we actually hit any. Well, I don't know. I just heard something, OK, like a woman. Do you think we hit her? I just want to check it out. OK. No, you don't. All right. Just don't go too far, OK? Be careful. Sorry, no. Max, you don't say, hey, just be careful. You go with her. Just leave the car if she really wants to check it out. Either be like, hey, maybe we don't do that, or go with her. Don't just let her go alone in the spooky woods where she thinks she just saw a woman walking around in the. Guys, this is why you don't split up. You stay together. Now they're both going to die. I forgot that until Don was all like fixed camera angles and stuff for the most part. What do we have here? Haibam Skaibam. What is this? Haerim Skaibam poster. This is a poster from a traveling side show. Looks like it's been here for a while. Forgotten in the woods are those burn marks around the edges. Haibam Skaibam. Yucky. Why would you do this? Why would you go walk around here at night? I think that you should just be like, hey, I'm done. Ooh, a fork in the road. What's? Why is there? Uh-oh. It sounded like a, what's it called? Like radiation for a second. Escapology trunk. A trunk filled with strange devices. That of an escapologist, perhaps? A relic of a traveling show that must have passed through the air. I don't like that or a way to keep people tied up in a straitjacket. What is she going to tell me? Is she going to be like, yeah, I didn't say anything. Weird. Must have just been my imagination. Are you going to tell him? Dude, if I was, I would not be searching around more. I'd be Denzo. I have a feeling that I'm going to get all of these. Ah! I'm going to get all of these characters killed because I'm bad at QTEs. Well, they don't want to hunt this. It's Silas. My whole asshole is clenched. What is that noise? I wish I could move the camera. I don't like that I can't see around this corner. Also, phone flashlights are not that bright, you know? It's, is that a man hanging in the back? You see that? Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Oh, don't lie. I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep. I cannot dream tonight. Big yuckers, dude. Big, big yuckers. Pretty good. Pretty good at things. Yep. Oh, yeah. Pretty good. Didn't trip or anything. What's wrong? Is everything all right? What's going on? There's noises all around me. Honey, honey, take a breath. It's OK. It's the woods. There's a lot of stuff out there. There's animals. It's easy to freak yourself out. No. Can we just? Are you not going to tell them what the trunk with the straight jacket in it, or? Check the back seat. Check the back seat. Check the back seat. Yes, there we go. We're in like a kid. Max, come on. Here we go. Here we go. We're getting out of here. Stuck in the mud, baby. Don't just slam on the gas. You got to ease out of it. Give me a minute. We've got to go, man. All right, you're not helping right now. I am trying to get us out of here. All right, enough. You're just spinning your wheels, baby. You're not going anywhere. We're OK. We're safe in the car, really. We're going to be OK. GF. Roll it down. Hi, officer. How are you doing this evening? Are either of you injured? Really, we're fine. We're just a little shaken up. I don't like that guy. I don't like that guy at all. I don't like that guy. What are you doing? Are you folks want to tell me what happened here? What's path chosen? He gives me the heebs, dude. Package quarries full of twists and turns, unknown paths and unexplored wonders. With each step taken, you tread a path of your own, matched with its very own consequences. There will be moments throughout your stay that show you that the choices you've made, the path you chose could have gone another way. And Hacker's quarry, there's no such thing as the wrong way. But be warned, some paths are more dangerous than others. OK. So much fun. OK. OK. We swerved off. Well, we were just driving. And it's really, really dark out here. And I don't know. We must have had like a pothole or something because we swerved. And now here we are. I mean, these roads are really not in great shape. He's got blood on his neck. What is he, a blood on his neck? Sir. Sir? Is this kind of like the all-time scariest cop? I don't know. This is my first cop. What, like ever? Yeah, I'm not a criminal. This is your first cop. He's got a little hitch. Well, at least he's actually helping us out as far as we know. So that's good, at least. Oh. Now, you folks want to tell me just what in the hell you are doing all the way out here this late at night? Aren't we heading up to camp? We're heading up to Hacker's quarry summer camp. We're new counselors. You're one night early. No, no, we know. But we figured we'd get in early and scope it out, you know? I mean, they know we're coming. We called ahead. And to be honest, sir, one of us kind of oversold their navigation skills and got us completely lost. You're not going to make it to Hacker's quarry, not tonight. Why? Harbinger motel. It's the nearest place you can bunk up there for the night, OK? I think we're just going to stick to the plan, sir. I mean, Mr. Hackett knows we're coming and we called ahead. No, ma'am. You're going to head to the Harbinger motel. Do you understand? Why? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Why not? I'll do respect, sir. Why can't we go to Hacker's quarry? Because I told you to go to the motel. What? Why? You're not my dad. Don't understand what the problem is. Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle. Oh. What? Officer, she didn't do anything. She's just wondering. If you wouldn't mind stepping out of the vehicle, I would just like to show you a route on your map there. Why do you have to step out of the car? You can show it through the window perfectly fine. For sure. You don't have to get it? You don't? Remain in the vehicle. You're a lot. OK. He's on a fucking power trip, baby. Hello, sir. Why don't you show us the map there? So where are we? OK. So we, you, are right about here. Oh, hey. Harbinger Motel is here. Right. And where was Huckett's Corey? I'm sure the fine folks at the Harbinger Motel can guide you there first thing in the morning. Harbinger Motel, stay on the road. Watch out for potholes. Oh, you need like a statement? Just have a good night. Should we watch out for more creepy ass cops, too? Because that dude, you know, a little spooky. I don't like him at all. You can get a fake cop car. Or you can just get a car that looks like a cop car, deck it out yourself. Just saying. Why is this guy just sitting there? He's making sure that we go to the thing. Guy was giving me major weirdos about it. The dude needed like at least a dozen shots. Oh my god, I know. What was up with the thing? Did you see that? Was it blood? Nice to meet you. Well, let's go to the motel, I guess. All right, let's get back on the road. Yes. I think I've had enough woodland encounters for one night. Thank you very much. I agree. So where's this motel? OK, so we're here. And the motel is here. OK. But we're going here. What's there? It's quarry. I'll wait. He said. But he said to go to the thing. I'm going to check him into showing you. Very slick. Very slick. Get to the motel and listen to this guy's advice. You really want to listen to the advice of some creep-ass cop? He told us in the middle of the creep-ass woods to go to some creep-ass hotel. I don't know why. Let's hit the road, shall we? That's what I thought. Ma'am. Oh my god. If he called me ma'am one more time, I was going to shove that badge up his dick. Seriously, do I look like a ma'am to you? I've got like 20 years before I'm a ma'am. Do you think he's going to follow us? 20 is debatable. Easy. I mean, I'm going to end the ma'ams. Oh. Ho-ho-ho-ho. Max loves a good mouth. We deliberately disobeyed the officer's advice. You've got to be kidding me. There's nobody here. We drive all the way the fuck out here. Max, can we just look around before we jump to conclusions? Did you actually even talk to Mr. Hackett or did you just leave a message? What's the difference? This. This is the difference. There's a very big difference. Actually, there's a huge difference. I guess he doesn't check his voicemail. How was I supposed to know that? Well, I think that just assuming that it's going to be over. Really, there's somebody here? Yeah, or it's just an abandoned car and this is a complete waste of time. Why would there be an abandoned car? I'll be in the car. Max, don't be a dick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I agree with Max on this one. If you didn't talk to the guy, I don't think it's just safe to assume that you could just show up a day early and maybe Silas is home. I don't know who Silas is. Who is Silas? Do you think Silas was the one that was the escape artist? Well, let's just go back to the car. I'm just assuming that everything, uh-oh. It's going to want us to go down under there. Is one of the windows? What is this? Treehouse, the jetty, the boat house. OK, the car park. That's where we are. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. That's the motto of the summer camp. I'm sure you will make you stronger. This is a place for children. Sorry. I don't want to go down there, guys. I'm going to be honest. I want to play it smart. Oh, it's going to make me, isn't it? Ooh, what's over here? Well, have you done, Max? Well, have you done? Yeah. Hey, you ready to roll? Here we go. Why? Why we shouldn't trust this at all? No, just no. You might as well put a sign there. That's just like if you go in here, you're going to die. Iggy, Iggy. Oh, it's a naked man. I'll be right back. I'm going to get some help. What would you do? Max, Max, get over here. In this situation. There's somebody in the bunker. I think they might be stuck. Bring some tools so we can break the law. You know. Hey, I'm back. We're going to get you out of there. I would. This is. Oh, my god. You scared me, Max. I don't know. You just said tools. Why didn't you just bring? Look, there's somebody in there. He picks a hammer and a crescent wrench. And he has a hole too much. Look. I'm looking. I am. Why? There was definitely someone there. You saw him move. OK. You saw him leave. All right. Take the hammer or take the wrench? I guess the hammer is going to. You sure? It's going to be super loud. Oh, man. OK. All right. Let's let's do the wrench. Yeah, OK. Wrenches. Is that really? Are we going to be able to break a lock with a wrench? How are we going to out? You need a hand? Yeah. I don't know if that's how wrenches work, but that's OK. You know, we're in a video game. We'll suspend our disbelief. Yeah, I don't like it. Oh. Yeah, it's not good. Should have just left. We should have just left. Also, we should get like a flashlight, flashlight. The phone flashlights, they're just not strong enough. They don't light up a room as well as an actual flashlight. Are you hurt? Do you exist? Yeah. What's this thing moving? Hey, be careful. Yeah, what's this bike? What's this bike thing? Oh, Max is just going to stay there? Not be a helper, man? Ian. Uh-oh. Ah. Ah, I don't want to walk around in here. Hey, Max, will you come in? I want to look at it. Can I look at it more? It's a bloody dog. A collar looks to be too big for a dog. What kind of dog would be called Ian? I actually really like human names for dogs. I think it's funny. Like a dog named Michelle. That would be kind of funny. Max? I hate how blurry the background is. Or like not as like a stylistic thing. I think it's fine. But I just, I don't like having everything be. So how about we go back to Max? What if we just be a little bit, uh? Maybe it was a possum or something. No, there was, there was someone here, I swear. Yeah, you're not going to tell him about the dead body? It's been kind of a night, you know? Let's just get to the motel. We can come back here first thing in the morning. We can check everything out. But I mean, you must be exhausted. I know I am. There's somebody behind him. I think our imagination is going to be a little bit more urgent about this. Your eyes are really shaky. We're going to help them even though it's probably a bad idea. Oh, we're going to die. Oh, we chose our path. We chose our path and we're sticking to it, gamers. But again, the game said no wrong path. No wrong path. Imagine if I just left him. What a shitty. It's the cop. It's for sure the cop. It's the cop. I fucking knew it. It's the cop. Oh, this is royalty free? Yes, please. Oh, man. A path was chosen. I mean, I guess we sort of got the illusion of choice, didn't we? A little bit with that one, because I'm sure if I had gone up there and left Max, the same thing would have happened. Ooh. Yes, yes. Look at that moon, huh? I haven't seen anything like that. Well, I like this so far. Very, very fun. This game is going to be spooky. I haven't played a classic spooky game like this in a second. It's a lot of skulls of different creatures and whatnot. Is there going to be like a narrator type guy? Like there was in a- Hello, my friend. Oh, yep. Welcome to the show. Hey. We are friends, aren't we? Are you the woman for the woods? I've waited for you. I've waited, yes. So I do hope our time together proves enlightening. There's no need to worry. I'm here to help you. Think of me as your guide into the unknown. It's exciting, yes, and terrifying. If you're brave enough, if you let me help you, I can help you. We can help each other. You didn't find anything. And so I have nothing to show you. You need to look harder. I didn't find anything? If you don't help me, how can I help you? We're supposed to be friends. You said so yourself. Search harder. Only you can find them. OK. All right. There are secrets out there, you know? Secrets and lies, paths to uncover, on which I can shed light. If you let me, help me help you. And remember, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger. OK. Well, Max is dead. So it killed him. Ooh, that's the prologue. Is this next summer? Now this sounds like royalty-free music. Oh, yeah, this is royalty-free for sure. Hacket's quarry forever. Oh, boy. What wonderful things will this summer hold? Hm? So who's Mr. Hackett? Hackett's quarry summer camp. 1953. So Mr. Hackett must be pretty old then. Oh, that's the end of summer. Lightest. Lightest. The bus is gone. You know how many hearts are broken on the last day of summer camp? It's like a romantic apocalypse. I mean, you never know. The universe has a kind of way of working these things out. The universe? Yeah, like the cosmic space gods. Oh, yeah, I love a cosmic space god. OK, spell it. Nothing to spell. You know, we're cool. Oh, so cool. We are super cool. So she dumped her ass, huh? Uh-oh. Did you guys find any dead bodies or anything? Kate, this is, um, you've heard of spatial awareness before, right? Spatial awareness is for nerds. Be a lamb and grab the last couple of bags, will you? Yes, boss. Be a lamb? Say, I don't have enough for me. You're a bad person. Yes, I am. Oh, boy. All right, well, let's see what we have here. So, hey, kiddo. Ever hear about this door over here? Hey. Hey, what do you listen to? Nice. Good to know. So I need to find some tarot cards, I believe. I'm assuming that's what she meant by cards. But I guess we'll find out. Yes, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger. What doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Not in the mood, sign. Hm. All right, well, let's see what we got up here. What's the inside of this lovely cabin look like? And are there any tarot cards just chilling around here? Hello? Hey, hey, are you guys going to help with the bags or what? Oh, you know, I was actually just working on fixing the door. It's broken. Dylan, come on. Dylan, please. I can't. I got to get the last bags in there. Come on. What's wrong with this thing? Dylan, please. Sorry, bro. Cool, thanks, guys. We'll have to find another way in. Through? Ooh, what do we have here? Hickey's Glory Semicamp, 1953. Got the camp plaque. Look at how pretty this place is. How could anything bad ever happen here, right? It couldn't, definitely couldn't. Breaking in through the window trick, a classic. Skill. That really winded you going through the window. What do we got here? Horror. I hate horror. You know, and it's kind of funny because it's a horror video game. Kind of silly, kind of kooky, kind of crazy. It's also been a very, very long time since I played. I mean, the last time I played Until Done was when it came out, which was, I want to say, like, 2015? Question mark? I thought that bear was a person. So if there's any, like, nods to Until Done, I might not remember, if I'm honest. Just because it's been a bit. Are we just going to leave these, like, dirty plates out and stuff? Like, aren't we, like, leaving, leaving? Is there? Hey, I found my way in. How are you? Why didn't you open the door, huh? OK, really, dude? Locking me out? OK, in my defense, A, it was Dylan's idea, and, two, it was really funny. Oh, yeah, right. I don't know if it was that funny. I don't write the rules, man. OK, whatever. Look, are you going to help me with the bags or what? No, I've got to stay here and wait for Mr. H to return our cell phone. Sorry. Jesus Christ. OK, and why are the stairs blocked? Well, apparently it's to keep raccoons and other pesky bar mints from ransacking the place. Mr. H is where it's not mine. Oh, boring. OK, is that where our stuff is? It's upstairs. Is that you, Dylan? I can only deal with one shit at a time, Jacob. All right, what else? What else we got? Anything down here, no. Where are the bags? Is it down this dark spooky hallway? Not down the dark spooky hallway, OK. Here we go to the other side. What's over here, maybe? What a lovely camp. What a lovely, lovely camp. Where are the rest of our bags, though? We've got to take them to a water face. That's where I came in. I believe it's right over here. Let's see. Ah, this is the kitchen. Temperance. Oh, I got one. OK, well, cool. So I don't have to look, look for them. Is someone going to be in the freezer? Why are we going in the walk-in? We don't need to do that. Man, that's a bad place to get stuck. Foreshadowing. I love foreshadowing. Can't wait to get stuck in there in a couple hours. That's going to be great. OK, well, this is not the place. It might be Danny. Ah, there are our bags. OK. Got the bags. Got them. Great. All by yourself, huh? Yep. I guess you're not to get used to that. Oh my god. You are so mean. That is mean. At least I'm honest. Oh, OK. Here we go. OK, you're not telling me the whole truth about you and Amari, son? Ooh. Let's be playful. Oh, OK. So now I'm the one who's not telling the whole story, huh? Oh, well, this is the bait I just got to take, Jake. Oh, sorry. I just got so distracted about that. Ryan, I forgot what we were. Oh, no, no, no. You were telling me how you totally have a thing for Ryan. Wait, are we talking about Ryan, the sailing instructor with the sexy brooding loner thing that totally doesn't do anything for me at all? Let's be sweet. Knew it. Who said I was hiding that? I'm not. I'm just saying, you know, I feel like if you really did like the guy, you would have made a move by now. So she really just dumped her ass, huh? I don't. OK. Her whole thing is like, how are we going to make this work? Different schools, blah, blah, blah. My whole thing is like, you know, maybe long distance, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she was just like, Jacob. She gave you the look, huh? Yeah, do not pass, go. Man, she just got you wrapped all the way around that dainty little finger of hers. How does she do it? Who defeated her brave? Let's be defeated. OK, you know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe she does have like this superpower over me. But you know what? Maybe I like it. Oh, likes it. Check. Totally not in denial. Check. OK. Wow, the fumes of jealousy are just stifling over here. Excuse me? I'm just saying, I guess some girls don't have what it takes to hang with the big dog. You're a real germ, are you know that? The big dog? Don't ever refer to yourself as the big dog ever. Let's seize the moment. I'm just saying, I don't know why you didn't make a move on Ryan. You should have seized the moment. Well, I can't seize the moment that ever happened. Yeah, well, you can't wait for it to come to you. You got to make the moment happen yourself. Oh, right. Chase the moment around all summer like a dog with two dicks until it dumps you on the last day of camp. OK. So wait. I'm not going to miss a game. What was that metaphor? So are you sure that this old respect to Robert Lee? Chase it around like a dog with two dicks of the classic. The doors might actually kill me. Hey, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Well, I haven't killed you yet. And you're still pretty pathetic. Hey, shut up. I think something else is going to kill both of you, probably. An engine. OK, so total hypothetical. But if I was like a huge asshole and I wanted to break down the van, so we'd have to spend another night here, what exactly would I need to do? Well, you'd probably break the fuel line or, I don't know, rip out the rotor arm. And yes, that would make you a total asshole. OK, and what does a rotor arm look like again? It's like a arm that's all rotary. You know, it's under the little black dome with the leads poking out. Jake, you do realize that even if we somehow did get stuck out here, one more night with Emma wouldn't make a difference? Trust me, Chick's made up her mind. Yeah. Sure. Don't do it. Yes, we'll just have to find out. Don't do it, Jake. Don't break the rotor arm. Well, let's steal the rotor arm. Because if we break the fuel line, then maybe we can't get a van. But if we just steal the rotor arm, then we can put it back. You know, but what if you come along with me, buddy? I'll put you right back tomorrow. No harm, no foul. Up here, my dudes. Dumb. Why did they look like they're up to something? Hey, Jacob. No, dude, please. Duh-duh-duh-duh. What? Oh. Oh. There it is. Oh, man, good side. Freak. Oh. Well, now we have a flashlight. We have good signals. Freaks, surrounded by freaks. Oh, thank god. I'm going to get the whole no technology thing, but take me back, world. You would have thought Mr. H could have, like, charged up our phones, like, a little bit. Nothing's ever your fault, is it? You know, you should really just save it for emergencies only. Unless, of course, is being dumped an emergency. Oh, man. You don't have to do that. Come on. Oh. Look at his face. OK, well, at least I had a relationship this summer. Oh, damn, now we've burned. Yeah, well, maybe not everyone is looking for a hope. OK, OK, let's all put our little dicks away and get the show on the road, huh? Where is everybody else? Why would I know that? Everyone else's are there. Is this just two? Look, I don't even know how to respond to that. You say, Nick, you're way smarter than me and your super hot stud gets any chick you want. OK, yeah, keep dreaming, Junior. Well, I guess we're staying here for the night because we took the rotor arm. So there's that. It's so pretty. Very, very pretty. Who are you? Oh, and you have cool tattoos. Or is it just pen? And you've been drawing on yourself. I don't know. Hey there, party bear. Status report. We are officially empty nesters. High five. Next day. It was completely missed. I should have done that. You're about to get your backpack on now. Why did I do that? Let's go collect our bags and away from this mosquito-infested backwards dump. Door's locked. Bags inside. Fuck me. Yep. It's obvious what we have to do here. Find someone with a key. Shape our destiny. And by shape our destiny, I mean, shape our way through this crappy lock and grab our bags. Well, I guess we'll break in. OK. Let's do it. We better not get in trouble. I won't tell if you won't tell. Mr. Hackett's going to find out. So what? I'll just think it was a bear or something. A bear? Have you ever seen a bear in these woods? No. That doesn't mean we're not out there. I don't know how often bears just like, All right, let's do this. Pick locks. On three. One, two. Oh, that was easy. Oh, about the power of positive thinking. Why do I ever listen to you? Because I'm always right. Are you sure they're going to think it was a bear? Oh, my God, relax. It's not like we killed someone. All right. Well, I'm just going to take another look around, make sure we didn't miss anything. Go nuts. OK. What do we have? Oh, what do we have here? This was little Izzy's. Oh, a little Izzy. Ew. We're going to keep it. Let's get you back to Izzy. We're going to keep it. Because what if we can use it as a distraction for when we inevitably are going to get murdered? I think we can take all the things we can get, you know? We're actually going to miss all those lumpy loose springs. Anything here? Freak show. Why would this place be in the news? Freak show goes up in flames. Is that it? Is that it? Is that all? Do we have anything over here? No? All right. Well, let's go. What is this? Hello, bird. Hello, big old crow. What is this room? It's that big old crow, that big old raven guy. It's going to be weird not waking up to Dylan's morning announcement. What kind of mic they got in there? Hmm. I thought that the raven was going to do something. I mean, it might have. It may have affected our path in some way. Somehow. Could we have gone through every cabin? What is this? A little radio. Oh, recorder. I'll tell Chris about it when we see him. Chris, which one is Chris? Okay. Is there anything else out here that could be useful for us? Aw. Ouch. I hope Jacob hasn't seen this. Evidence. An empty vial. A vial of what? Is that Dylan's? We got the pool. Oh, okay. Hi, Emma. So, Emma. Breaking hearts this summer, huh? Breaking a whole lot of hearts. Ready to roll? Ready to roll. Let's do it. Do I get your drive? I want a drive. Time to let loose and bemoose this caboose. Dramatic. Annoying. Confident. It's just acting. It's what the people want. So you're faking it? I mean, in a way, faking it is just being yourself. But louder. You should try it sometime. You never know who you might impress. Okay. It's too late now anyway. For what? You and Nick? You never know unless you put yourself out there. Which one's Nick? Nick the Australian one? Nice steering tech. Jankies. Okay, so hypothetically, if I were to put myself out there, what if he ends up being a dud? Kind of like you and Jacob. He's actually really sweet. Then why'd you quit it? Summer fling. We're going to school like four states away. He gets it. Yeah, sure. He gets it, though. He seems. That's us. You and Nick could be different. Why don't you guys handle? Hit him up. I already have his email. It was in the packet they gave to us on the first day. Email? Are you 93? What's wrong with email? I would feel a little bit weird. Like I kind of get what she's saying, but I would feel a little weird if like, someone I was interested in like even remotely like emailed me. I feel like this is a weird way to contact me. Victory lap around the camp. Victory lap. Let's go to scenic route. Let's see what the scenic. Sure. What's the victory? Two months. No technology. I kind of thought it was nice to be offline. Well, I didn't. Plus my subs need me. Let's go sarcasm. How'd they even get by for two months without you? I will have you know that I have a very loyal and engaged subscriber base. I provide very important and educational lifestyle advice in the form of entertaining and hilarious video monologues. They rely on me. Oh, totally. You're a big deal. Very big deal. I mean, I'm sure they're going to be like really heavy a rock. She just doesn't get YouTube. My favorite spot? The fire pit? The island. Mad secluded, right? Mad secluded. Is that smoke? Should we tell someone? It looks pretty contained. It's probably just Mr. H burning some stuff before you know, he closes camp for the summer. Yeah. Speaking of which, we should. We should probably, you know, get back. Oh yeah. We're gonna leave without you. No, they're probably like all waiting for us. Everyone's waiting for us. Everyone, yeah. Nick, waiting for you. Everyone, see him. What a cocky crazy kids. Oh, who's watching? Yucky. I could score a summer camp entrance. Don't worry, Jacob. I got you. I got a full tank of gas, so... Oh, fuck me. Ha ha ha! Oh, idiot. Does nobody own phone chargers anymore? There's no signal out there anyways, dude, okay? This place is like patchy as balls. Your balls are patch? What? No. It's okay. I'll just go get some juice from Mr. H. before we go. Uh, you... Ray. Hey, Nick. Hey, where were you guys? What did you like to know? Ignore her, please. Let's go. But what about the rotor arm? It's missing. Just got to get these bags up onto the... Oh, here. Let me get it for you. I can take care of my own bag. Thank you. Are you sure? I mean, it's really not that big of a deal. She can take care of her own bag. Thank you. We can both take care of our own bag. Thank you. Cool. That was sad. Nudge? What's Nudge? Uh, Abby. Do you need... Yeah? Can I... Ha ha ha. Isn't that cute? Oh! Are you just going to awkwardly look around for ten minutes? Nice. I'll tell you, dude. Hey, has anyone seen Ryan? Oh yeah, he's probably off being all brooding and mysterious and alluring somewhere. I'm here. What were you doing under there? Having a little knee part? I was listening to a podcast, actually. Podcast? Nice, that's cool. What's the podcast? Protective. Is it about me? Yeah, what's it about? Is it about me? You think I was listening to a podcast about you? Okay, if anyone you're out of podcasts about them, it'd be me. Yeah, if there was a podcast called How to Look and Smell Like a But. Oh my god, you are so childish. Ha ha! What is it about Look and Smell Like a But? No, it's a... Paranormal podcast. This episode was actually about this place, weirdly enough. The Hag of Hackets Quarry. The who of the what's-it-where now? The Hag of Hackets Quarry. What's the Hag of Hackets Quarry? You don't know about the Hag of Hackets Quarry. Uh, if I did, would I be asking them, ass? Tell her about the Hag of Hackets Quarry. I don't think she wants to know about the Hag of Hackets Quarry. Can we just please stop saying the Hag of Hackets Quarry? It's just this campfire story for the kids. It's, um, they're supposedly an old woman who died in a fire a few years back. A few years? That's... Looking for a lost baby boy. Silas? Reports of whispers or whatever and this figure that floats around. You know, textbook ghost stuff. So is this before or after Max and whatever? She catches you alone. Or kill you. Or something. I don't know. It's never really been clear. Anyways, Hag of Hackets Quarry. Give me that up. Right here in the podcast, man. How do you make that up? Defensive. Oh, yeah? You got a cooler one? Oh, no, I wasn't being sarcastic. I didn't really tell it right. Look, no, no. Seriously, dude, I think it just came out wrong. Oh. You gotta be careful with this stuff, man. This shit's true. Come on. Dude, bullshit. He seems sweet. Oh, Mr. H. We're off to it. You're younger than I... You're younger than I thought you'd be. Sorry, Mr. H. I had to liberate some luggage. Shut up. Maybe if somebody didn't spend so much time trying to impress the ladies with all those ghost stories. You asked. Ghost stories? The Hag of Hackets Quarry. Sure. Hey, you still have the van key, Mr. H? Well, yes, I do. You know... I'd lose my head if it wasn't stuck on. Back to the office I go. Okay, Mr. H. Give me a hand. Would you, Ryan? Oh, okay. Yo, Mr. H. What's up, DJ Dylan? A little chance I could get a little charge. I want to have some tunes for the road. No can do. Oh. Why? Cool, cool, yeah. No worries. Good man. Kind of it. Why not? Are we going to be Ryan now? Are we going up to Mr. H's? So, Chris, I'm actually glad we got a moment to talk. Uh-oh. I'm not fired, am I? No, it's just, you know, about the whole thing with the... Hold that thought, partner. I'm going to have to take this. Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Hello? Listen to podcasts? Don't do so much, bro. They're almost out of here, all right? You're cutting it pretty close. We don't want to have... Just hold your damn horses, all right? Everything's A-OK on this end. This is a waste of time. You know what? No, should I have? He's gone quiet. Probably staying out of the way. Speaking of which, the longer you keep me on this damn phone, the longer it's going to take me to get rid of these damn kids. Nobody else. Put your earbuds in. Pretend you were listening to music. Sorry, I wasn't... I wasn't listening. I was just, like, waiting. I mean, I heard... I didn't hear what you were... We're cool, champ. Just come on in. Sorry I pushed you out like that. Where's the paint? Is that...? You need a hand? Looking for the keys? No. End of summer. Busy, busy. Anyway, you were asking me? Oh, yeah, yeah. It was just the whole animation school thing, what you thought I should do. Right. You know, whether or not I should, like, leave my sister with my grandparents since I had to live on campus, you know. I'm not exactly around, so I wouldn't want to leave Sarah on her own. Our family's small enough as it is. Family is important, right? You're not really paying attention. Dang it, Chris. Hmm. Let's be frustrated. This is just important to me. You know what's important to me, Ryan? Trying to run a successful summer camp. Still trying to make up for the losses from last year. Hmm. Terrified kids are bad for business. Phone calls. I get from scandalized parents, nightmares, thumb-sucking, bed-wetting. Think about that. The next time you're flipping porn about the, uh, the... Oh, the Haggra Hackets. Just think next time, champ. Use the old skull muscle. This is skull muscle. Let's be apologetic. I didn't realize it was such a big deal. Got to understand the repercussions of your actions, Buster. It's a big part of being a counselor. It's a big part of being a counselor. A leader. Yeah. Just stick to kumbaya next time, okay? All right. You guys don't do kumbaya anymore? Good grief. I'm outgrowing my own cliches. You found those keys or what, Buster? Seriously, Chris, what's going on? I just want to get you guys safely out of dodge before the sun goes down. What happens after the sun goes down? Why? It's getting dark, Ryan, and it's not safe to drive in the dark. And safety is the first step towards fun. Sure. Just give me a minute. How damn are they? I ain't going to help you find your knees, Chris. Who's that? Will you say goodbye to Caleb and Kaley for me? They sort of just snuck off. Well, you'll see them again next year. Caleb works in the scrap yard during the off-season, and Kaley, well, she's still figuring out what she wants to do. She's got her whole life ahead of her. It's a weird-looking photo. They'll just come and go as they please, really. Teenagers, am I right? You can say that again. I could have used the help packing up since we were short staffed. You guys seem to manage all right. But I'll tell them both you were sad and you missed them. Unlocked at the van. Put the keys in my pocket. Came in the office. Right where I left them. Ugh. That was like the best old man trying to run, I've ever seen. Is that a deer on the painting? That's weird. Hmm. Well, crew, let's rock and roll, shall we? Oh. You're new? I try not to dwell on the past, man. Good. Because it's time to dwell on the minivan. Get on with our respective lives. Move it, let's go. I feel like he's not going to be super happy when the van is no more. What's the problem? Ugh, dude, I don't know. I think there's something wrong with the engine, Mr. H. Yeah, you can see that. Yeah, dude, it's just, like, kaput. What, dude, I'm telling you, all right, it's busted. Well, maybe you're doing it wrong. Well, maybe you're doing it wrong. What the fuck, dude? Enough. Enough, both of you. Come on, come on, chill. Let's go, dude. Told you kids to check everything. We did, it should be working. Yeah, well, coulda and shoulda doesn't mean it is, does it? Dammit. Jesus. It's a little, uh... Look, it's not that big of a deal, okay? We'll just spend one more night here. No! No! Just stop. Let me think. This dude's up to no good. I don't like that. One more night shouldn't be that big of a deal. He's very intense. Dammit. You're right, you're right. He's really intense. Yeah, you're right. Hey, Brown, come here for a sec. It's... It's a deal. Make sure that everybody is inside the lodge for tonight. Lock the doors. No one in, no one out. No one, got it? Okay. Okay. I'll be back first thing in the morning. And we'll get you all on the road. You just have to keep everyone inside. Can you promise me you'll do that? Yeah. Sure. What's going on, baby? What's going on, baby? After God's sake, keep the noise down! Keep the noise down? They're like in the middle of the woods. Why does it matter? So... What was that about? He said to stay inside. That we're not leaving until the morning. Are you kidding me? What's it do? Well, we should go inside like he said. We could go inside until the morning. Or we could do something else. Let's follow and... No, no. We should really listen to what Chris told us to do. Of course. Who cares what Chris told us to do? He's not our boss anymore. I mean... P-A-R-T Why the fuck not? It seems like the stars have aligned for us, no? Okay, okay, okay. One last epic bonfire blowout for all time. Damn, one more epic bonfire blowout would be sick. Oh, dude. Fuck yes, I'm in. Nick, you're in. Oh, dude! Dylan's in, obviously. My man, Caitlin. I go where my people need me. Yeah, okay, Em, what do you say? Yeah, I'm in. Mr. Hackett seemed pretty insistent He was just trying to freak us out, you know? Like, um... If I had to... Why would he want to scare us? If somebody was that intense about me staying inside, I would do it. I don't think he was trying to freak us out, Jacob. I think he was really freaked out by something. Jesus Christ. Chris seemed real serious about this, guys. He did. Just say your end, man. Come on, one last night. Dude, he won't even know. No, no, no, dude. It's all good. We get it. You don't want to disappoint daddy. Let's get defensive. Yeah, well, someone's got to give a shit. You know what? I don't even care what you guys do. I'm doing what Chris told me to do. He might be the only one that survives. Ryan, come on, man. Wait. Hacketeers. Party planning committee, let's do this. First things first. You will get some firewood. M and I will go to stores for some supplies. How are you going to get to the store? And Dylan, you just... I don't know, figure out how to... How are you going to get to the store? All right, let's do this. Is this...is this Chris? Who the hell is that? Who the hell is that? Oh, this is big yikes, dude. This is big yikes. Why are his pupils so big? Who the hell are you guys? Who the hell are you guys? Oh, yep, that's blood. Are you about to... go scare the... the children? What's it say? Hunting season. Oh, yeah, that is, uh... That is not good. That is not good. Uh, hello, miss. I was hoping you'd come back to be... Yes, I found a card. Let's see what you found. Temperance. Temperance. Uh-huh. To be balanced. To consume in moderation. Or to indulge in excess. Temperance. Take it or leave it. But remember, sometimes, with temperance comes deferred gratification. There's more I can show you if you like. Yeah. Oh. Let's see more. I was hoping you'd say that. Forwarned is forarmed. You'd better be going. It's still early and the moon is bright, but time won't wait. Not for those with a story to tell. Be careful. Look out for yourselves. And look out for my cards. Okay. Spooky lady. All right, guys. Well, I am going to end this one here. So, depending on how this video does, I may or may not continue the series on YouTube. I might just stream a bunch of it and then upload that as a big thing instead of uploading like one hour to two hour videos. Depending on how this does, let me know if you'd like to see it more in a stream and then I upload that to the VOD channel or if you'd like to see more of this. Let me know. So, anyway, I'm going to leave this one here. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.