 Hi friends, my name is French Vanilla Yogurt today, and I'm not alone. Oh, hello. Oh wait, the camera's off. Today, um, we have a... What are you doing? I'm trying to find the best way to sit. How do I explain how we came to this conclusion? You were like, I'm gonna do my hair. I said, oh, it'd be fun if I did it. You said, yeah. And then I was like, it'd be really fun if I didn't know what I was doing. And then you were like, yeah. I wasn't like, yeah. I was like, oh, sure. And then you told me not to look up anything, not to read anything, and then just show up. And here I am. So in conclusion, she's going to bleach, dye, and cut my hair without any experience, and see if I can have decent hair by the end of this. It doesn't really matter because I have to quarantine anyways, because some people in here got coronavirus. No, I'm not even joking. Not naming names. Not us. Not us, but we have to quarantine again. I think we're gonna set some ground rules here. Okay. If you do something that is going to destroy my body. That's what I was gonna say. I'm stopping you. Yeah, if it's gonna hurt you in any way, let me know. I'm just gonna take these off, first of all. Another rule, I'm not allowed to tell you what to do for the most part. I'm gonna give you what I want, at least, so you get a general idea of what I'm looking for. I want to cut in color. Triple spread, no rush. Triple spread? Don't cheek-tap. I just want all of this to be shaved down a little bit. I like a square undercut. They only care about this part right now, basically, but they also care about you. No, they don't. I was showing a lot of shoulder at some point. Okay, yeah, got it. Totally. I want this part to be bleached again, because I can never reach it when I was doing it solo. I don't want my roots done. Don't worry about those. Okay. Just focus on any part that is seeming to be green and not the silver blue. Say less. Right, of course. The first thing I'm going to do is, I don't cut your hair first. No. I'm going to do the chemical stuff first. Mm-hmm. I have this bucket of blonde door multi- oh wait, dust-free power lightener. So I'm assuming this is bleach. And I know this is developer. This developer. Because I watched you do your hair the first time. Yeah, you were there. I wasn't paying attention, but I was there. Okay, so this is what we do. I need to put this in this bucket. Do I need to measure it? Oh my god. There's instructions. You said not to read them. They said, please read them. Oh. Directions. I'm supposed to wear gloves. How was your day? That's fine. I got woken up to your alarm. Mm-hmm. I feel like these are just things you have to just go in confidently and you can't stop and guess it. Put an amount recommended. Always follow instructions. This is the stupidest instructions ever. I don't think I use that. The measuring cup. I remember you not using it. You were just like, I know. Yeah, because I know. Maybe I should use it. What if we do one cup full and then... Let's do two cup fulls. I miss that smell. Oh, an update on my hair. It's not good. At least it's intact. It stops falling out each day. Okay. This is in Spanish. Directions. Lightning. By the way, new episode of the podcast is out. Yes. Please watch. Oh my god. Okay, this is really confusing. It's a lot of math. I wasn't prepared for that. I learned how to do this. Oh. A ratio of one to two. Which one's one and which one's two? Okay. Well, I put two in there. I'm going to put one of these. That's what I'm going to do. Do I mix these? I don't even know. I feel like you do. It's like baking. You hate baking. That doesn't mean I don't know how to do it. I'm going to put a whole cup of this in my concoction. I'm going to go with that based off of my quick reading of instructions and inpatient. You sound like me when I said that. Oh, really? I knew you were running off on me. It's what I do. I inspire. That means I'm going to have crunchy hair now. Oh. Fuck you. Oh, she's kind of thick. I'll be wrong with that. You might want to do the roots. Okay. How about this? Say less. Don't do it. Here I go. I want to have a head of hair. And go. So your day was good. Mm-hmm. You watched Princess and the Frog for the first time. Yeah. How was that for you? I love them moving. Yeah. It's up there with Luan. I know it's as good as Hercules. Completely better than Frozen. Anything made in the 2000s was better. So us. Yeah. I've done the back part. And I'm going to use this thing. Wow. The whole ecosystem. Oh, my God. You didn't say anything, which means I didn't do something wrong. Well, I'm not going to stop you for everything. If you do something terribly wrong, I'll stop you. Like, I remember I went to the hair stylist one time. I said I wanted brown highlights. This is back when I had my virgin hair in, like, sophomore year. This girl bleaches my entire head. This part, too. Really? Yeah. She started putting it on here. And I was, like, so nervous to say no, because I was, like, this is a professional. And then about halfway through, I was, like, um, I only meant this part. What'd she do? She just kept going? No, she, like, wiped it off, finally. And then it didn't, thankfully it didn't bleach. But it still came out like shit. It came out green. Ooh. Yeah. Greenish blonde. And I thought it was everything. I, like, literally convinced myself I looked good. And that explains why I had no boyfriends. Uh-huh. That's the reason. Shut up. Okay. I didn't even know. You don't know me. You don't know my life. You don't know my trials and our tribulations. It's not from something because you always start our arguments like that. Okay. I got this really yellow section. I'm gonna just kind of go through and see if I see it anymore. I'm not going very high up. I'm just going, like... Yeah, you go high up, they go away. Yeah. They disintegrate. I guess it is your roots. Yeah. That's what I'm referring to. Your roots are really yellow. What? Yellow. They should be black. All your hair is coming out. What do you mean what? Well, not coming out. Like strands of it are coming out. What? It's falling off? No, it's not falling off. It's like as I brush it, some are coming off. Is this the time to stop? Wait, when you're brushing like with that? Yeah. Is that not normal? I don't think so. Okay. I don't think they should be cut. How much? Like define how many have fallen off. Like when you shower and like you pull away from your hair and a little bit comes off. Yeah. I did that. Yeah. Oh, God. I think I got all the yellow. Okay. This is a little green, but do you want me to do that area or do you want to? Yeah, go ahead. I can't wait for the cutting part. I look forward to that. I saw you, my mom studied hair cutting for like six months. And then she just stopped. Why did she stop? Her feet hurt. Oh. And I don't blame her. I'm not going to do it. Like if my feet were hurting in a job, they can buy them out. My feet hurt a lot. I got to sit at my job. That's why I want to put this skinny. I'll put this in your eye. Eat glass. Like rust. Kind of like painting, but you don't know the final outcome. What time did you start this? I don't remember. Okay. Because I supposed to keep track? Yes. Well, it looks like it's working. How does it look? Do you want me to go closer? I didn't want to get closer to your face because that's weird. You're getting mad at me. What wrong? You can't take another bleach. I didn't take anything. Your hair can't take another bleach. How much do you have left? Okay, put some of this in there. The conditioner is supposed to... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen. Don't get rid of all my conditioner. As you were saying, the conditioner is supposed to weaken the bleaching effect. So it's just like a light hit of bleach instead. Are you nervous? Yeah, because usually it takes two tries to get the roots out. And then usually if you bleach it once, they just turn into orange roots. But I don't think we can handle it because you touched the roots, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, did that. I'm basically leaving your front as is. I think I'm done. Your hair. What? Like... Oh, thank you. Now it sits until I feel like it's ready. Okay, you tell me when. I'll tell you when. Let's check back in at ten minutes. Okay. See you in ten minutes. It's a little bit hot. It gets really hot, really fast. I like it. I like pain. Okay. I'm in pain. They just turn into orange roots. I feel like I'm on a spa. Yeah. Should it be orange? It looks orange on camera. Let's turn your head down and like towards me. A little orange. Is it a light orange or is it a dark orange? You know, I need to see it in better light. So let's just continue rinsing. Do you have a towel? No. Do you want me to grab you one? Yeah. A pink one. Isn't it orange? That's like a whole... Idiot, me right here. Okay. Well, in my defense, I was not given any instructions. Oh, I know it's not that bad. I think it was just... Hold on here. I think it was just... It's not that bad. Do you want to see it? The roots? Okay. What do you mean? I don't know what okay is. I think it's okay. Everything's fine. Is it what you wanted? I don't know. Can you take a picture? Yeah, I can take a picture. Should we just shave it? I don't know. It's up to you. If I do it again, on the orange part, not the part that's yellow right now. Because the yellow part is what you wanted. I don't want to. Oh. Shave it, shave it. I mean, I'm so sorry. But if my boyfriend breaks up with me... I cannot control that. But I would be so sorry and I will make you brownies. He won't break up with you. Is that your way of announcing it? I guess. It's not my fault. I know. It's not your fault. I'm just saying. It's like a flame. You know how like it goes from my brand to blue. He's so fucking much. Does anyone want this? Show them, show them, show them. I feel like I can't screw this up. I need scissors. Okay, scissors. You can shave this idol to my best friend. Because my hair video failed. Don't you say, yeah, shave my head. Yeah, we shaved it. I shaved it. Yeah, no, the title is just, yeah. So, they'll just find out. Okay, don't cut too close, but like most of it. Leave like an inch. Should I put it in the toilet? Yeah. What? The toilet. You can't flush it. You can flush hair. No clog. Oh, where are you going to put this? Can I see the trash can? The trash was stuffing. I don't care if you're on your period. Well, I was bad. I'm not going to break up with you. Wait, I want to show them how brittle it is still. I know. You needed this. I think I should just go back to virgin brown hair. Black hair. Imagine you have the fill-up. Oh yeah, now is the time to do whatever you want. Yeah, I kind of want to try something. Well, I obviously don't have anything, but like. Like a lesbian and like, you know. This is a specific type of lesbian. Yeah, I feel like a lesbian. It's like in... Katy Perry cuts her hair like this and Hathaway has cut her hair like this. Fucking Pink has cut her hair like this. Oh. This part's like all blonde. Where? Like in the back. Down to the root? Yeah, because I just dyed it. Well, we can just re-shave it again. So it's growing out. This is a good time to promote your bucket hats. Actually. Ow. Girl, you don't have to rip my hair. This is actually kind of cool. What? What if you just left it like this? I think then my boyfriend would break up with me. I'd break up with someone for this. Really? No, not for them shaving their hair. For them choosing to leave it like this. Yeah. Yeah. What if I just had a silver hair? Buzz, but all silver. Silver. That'd be kind of dope. Does it matter if I say I regret this now? You do regret it? I don't know. Well, it's too late. I don't know how I feel. Okay, well, think of it like this. Like it's already happening, so the only thing you can do is like move on. I know I'm not a crier in terms of these things. Like some people cry. Who's selling your hair? Girl. There are some people out there who'd buy it. And they just be like... Developer. Bleach. Dying hair. This looks like spaghetti. I don't know how to take that. Like you know when it's like not fully cooked yet, but it's like limp? Blessed. I think this will relieve some stress on me though. Yeah. Maybe it'll clear up my acne. I am the, what's it called? The variable? I don't know that. No, it's a science experiment. I don't know science. Damn. This is such a look for, look at you like Guy Fieri. My mic. I'm gonna put a two clip on it. You know what, I was gonna apply it to like be a hair model for this one guy in New York. Really? Not anymore. Is it on? Yeah, it's on. Should I go like this way? It doesn't matter what you do. Okay. Go ham. I've done enough. Fucking hell, we'll cover it. I guess we're gonna cut my hair in like a few days. We will. What if I just take the clip off? No, I should keep the clip off. Do not go bald. That was not an option. What if I put an eyebrow slit in my hair? Will that make me cooler? No. Ew. It's definitely different, but I like it. I'm not even joking. I think that's what you want to hear right now. You know I hate the word cute too. Okay. Sexy. Sexy mama. This is like a transformation. What do I look like now? The guy from Haku, the... Or is it the guy from Attack on Titan? This is like art. Like an art installation. Me? Like live art. Like classical music. Yeah, and just like all in red. I think this is the lowest moment of my life. This is like a new era. I'm trying to be positive. You know what I do get to save on? Shampoo. The orange is just a little off-putting. It is. But I will shave the, oh. Whoa. The feel good? Yes. Oh my God. Okay. Usually you know what I do this. Yeah. It's not there. There's nothing there. It is okay. But this does feel amazing. Like to just do... Think about how good this will be for your skin. Because your hair is not going to be on your face anymore. And you're not going to have to touch it. And you're not going to... And never... No, no, no. When you do this. Like you bring your hand closer. Like that. Yeah, but this is the problem. Oh. I already asked my mom like, what would you do if I shaved it? She'd be like, I like it. Really? Yeah, she doesn't care. I don't think anything's a shock to them since the day I came out. Really? It's only been up from there. Maybe down for their mental health, but... I think that really did a good job on your roots. I was successful in the roots. Shut up. I look good though in the mirror. Yeah. You look more... Oh. I'm taken by that myself. For that, ladies and gentlemen. It's official. Well, I'm just going to wash up and I'll show you the final result. I look like... You look older. So old. Be kind to me. I love it. With the fluffy hat, it looks like normal. You kind of ever see your hair. Yeah. It was just the suit part. That's so cute. I'm sorry. Sexy. It looks cute to me. I know. That's a compliment. If I say you look cute, if I say a guy looks cute, that's a lot from me. I know. Coming from a lesbian, I know. Not even a lesbian. Me. It feels so weird putting on lotion again. Like you just don't have to care. There's nothing in my way. Put on a headband. All right. So some benefits I've already noticed. Hair is already dry. It took like two seconds. Just... It's not that bad. I'm not mad at it. I think it looks fine. Obviously, I prefer my swoop more. But like, it just... A little more masculine. Maybe straight? No. Once this grows a little more, I'm going to re-buzz it. So we're just going to have buzzed hair for a little bit, guys. So, yeah. I don't care what you guys think because my life, my choices, my hair doesn't matter to you. It doesn't affect you mentally. Hey, babe. Don't be mad. Do you promise not to be mad? Oh, I know. Well, I still have a boyfriend for now. That's it. Subscribe. So, yeah. If you enjoyed giving a like, leave a comment down below. Subscribe for more videos every week. They... It's going to get more crazy, probably. I guess there's no more hair videos for a while. Buy my merch. This is one of them. And as always, I love you guys. And everything is less than three. And I'm going to clean this up.