 Good health to all from Rexall. 1,000 independent Rexall family druggers. Good evening. This is your Rexall family druggers, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us. The 10,000 independent druggers who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent druggers recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all to the Phil Harris Alice Bay Show. Written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tentley, Robert North, Janine Roos and Whitfield. Walter Sharpen is music. Yours truly, Bill Foreman and starring Alice Faye and Phil. Anything for Alice. He intended to buy her something very nice, but... Well, let's go back two days. Alice and Phil are downtown shopping. Hey Alice, let's go home. I'm tired of looking in shop windows and walking up... Oh, Phil! Just look at that stunning two-piece French bathing suit. Well, I'll look, but I ain't gonna... ooh la la! You like it? Viva la France and Cherché, my fam! All right, take it easy, Father. Simmer down. I just wanted to know how you liked it. I think it's very seductive. Then why don't you go in and buy it? Yeah, maybe I'll stick to my Hawaiian trunks. Well, I thought you might buy it for... well... For who? Oh, I might as well tell you. Sunday is Mother's Day and it would make a wonderful gift. Oh, don't be silly. My mother ain't the type for it. Phil, I was suggesting that you buy it for me. You? Now, wait a minute. I wouldn't let my wife wear one of them things. Why not? Well, it's too scanty. Your... will you allow me to catch cold in it? I'm just thinking of your health there. You need something warmer. Well, then how about buying me that full-length mink coat we saw? That ought to keep me warm. That'd keep you too warm. You'd only perspire and run a temperature. There must be a healthy present he can buy me. Hey, Doc, how about a diamond bracelet? A diamond bracelet? It's fur coats. Take it easy. I don't have that kind of cabbage. Well, if you're a little short, I'll help you out. No, thank you. I have a stipend. Now, let me see. I got 20, 40, 60, 70... Hey, Plot, could you spare five bucks for a guy who needs a curly? Oh, hello, Alice. I didn't recognize you. Wait a minute, Remly. What's the idea of panhandling? Please, I am not panhandling. I happen to be soliciting financial aid for a worthy people. Who? The INLGPNRs. Oh, the inelcapers. Fine race of people. On earth are the INLGPNRs. The Institute for Needy Left-Handed Guitar Players named Remly. Just for you, huh? Alice, he's trying to raise money to pay his bookie. He owes him $134. Curly, you're maligning me. Just trying to raise enough money to send my dear old mom a gift for Mother's Day. Oh, that's sweet, Frankie. What are you going to send her? A shawl, a knitting bag? No, no. I have a sentimental custom. I send her money, a dollar for every year of her life. Oh, now, Frankie, that's a wonderful idea, and I'll lend you the money. How old is your mother? She's 34. Plus interest. Ah, so it is your bookie. I was right the first time. Oh, Remly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, forgetting your mother on Mother's Day. I didn't forget her. I already sent her something. Did you get something for Alice? No, but I'm going to right now. Look, Alice, you run along, and you go on home, and I'm going to stay downtown, and I'm going to shop for your present. All right, honey. See you later. Okay. She's a sweet, hunk of stuff, boy. I sure wish I knew what to get her. Isn't there something she expressed a desire for? Yeah. Yeah, she liked that mint coat in the window there, but it cost $3,000. Well, yeah, if you buy it in a swanky store like that, but not if you buy it wholesale. Well, where can I get it wholesale? I said, I don't know if I want you to answer this or not. I said, where can I get it wholesale? I happen to know a guy. See you later. I don't know this guy personally, but they say he's a reputable furrier. His name is I.J. Grogan. Look at his furs if you don't like him. You don't have to buy him. True. All right, I'll look. Come on, let's go. There's a place in this ritzy neighborhood. Oh, yeah, it's just off the street. Come on, Curly, we turn right in here. Okay, okay. Wait a minute. What are we going up this dark alley for? The store is out of the high rent district. See, it's along here some point. Hey, Fart, do you want to buy a fur coat? Oh, here's Grogan's fur shop, hey, now. He has his fur shop right out here in the open. Yeah, no overhead. Yeah, Mr. Grogan, we're here to look at some mint coats. Well, see you come to the right place. I got a couple hanging right here on the fence. Just feel this fur. Hey, hey, this feels nice and soft and... Frankie, let's get out of here. I've seen this guy in a cowboy hat selling radios all the time. I don't want to do no business up no alley. I want to go to a regular store. Well, now, why don't you say so? Follow me into my shop. You can't say. All in the air through this window. We are where? Yeah. Remly, how do you find these places? Gents, you wanted to buy a good fur coat. Is that right? Yeah. I got one right here. Well, let me see it. Okay. Wait till I turn the lights out. Oh, I've come to the right place now. What's the idea of turning the lights out? It's for your own protection. This coat is so highly glazed, if I leave the lights on, it'll dazzle you. Now, just look at this fur. Look at it, a guy's got to be an owl to buy a coat, and this is all right. Stop horsing around. Shall I wrap this coat up or do you want to wear it? I wouldn't buy a coat in this jeep joint. Come on, Frankie. Yeah, I'm sorry, Grogan. I changed my mind. I ain't going to buy my wife a fur. I'm going to buy her a diamond bracelet. Diamond bracelet? You've come to the right place. A jewelry department. Now, where do I turn the lights on? Oh, this we get to see with the lights on. Of course. I ain't ashamed of my jewelry. Hey, just look at this piece here. Now, there's a bracelet any woman would be proud to own. Hey, Curly, this is a beautiful hunk of jewelry. Yeah. Yeah? Looks like the real thing. Yeah. Hey, Grogan, how much you want for this? That's it. I can let you have it for as little as how much you got. $200. So? Not bargain, bud. Oh, yeah. All right. I'll use this beautiful paper here. No, I better wrap it in something else. This is today's racing formula. I haven't read it yet. Have you got the 200? Have I got it? I've got the money right here in my hand. But before I hand it over, are you sure that this is genuine? Looks like good money to me. I need a bracelet. Of course, less than $500. I'll give you your money back. Fair enough. Here. Say, tell me, Grogan, if this is worth $500, how can you afford to sell it to me for $200? That's simple. I eliminate the metal man. Any other man happens to get them away. It's a pleasure to do business with someone like you. What do you know? It's a five o'clock whistle already. Time to go home. I'll just take that $200. Thanks. Wait a minute, Grogan. Frankie, why is he going down that trap door? I guess he has an apartment under the store. Well, now that you've got Alice's present, let's take it home and we'll see. All right, you mugs. Stay where you are and get your hands up. This is a law. Well, if it ain't Seymour Sopina in person. Yeah, old Nick Nightstick himself. You're under arrest for receiving stolen goods. Hand over that bracelet. Peter, will you budge your cluttering up the aisle? Go pound a beat. Hey, why are you... Curly, Curly. Can't talk that way to a cop. Yeah, what are you talking about? He ain't no cop. It's a racket. Grogan sells you the stuff and this guy sticks you up and takes it back. He works with Grogan. He's a confederate. Curly, he can't be a confederate. Why not? He's wearing a blue uniform. Weeping if we're that miserable routine last week. Well, I just thought that I'd get a little yak in here. Let's see how funny it can be down at the station house. Station house? Yeah, that must be the place. All right, come on. Here's what we called you down to headquarters because we have a mug here. It claims to be your husband. Turnkey's bringing him in now. Oh, he can't be my husband. Mr. Harris is downtown shopping. Oh, wait till I see this phony whose masquerading is my husband. I'll tell... Hello, honey. Oh, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Hey, Alice, I'm glad you're here. Now you can tell these guys who are... Quiet, you. Mrs. Harris, is this man your husband? Before I answer that, can it be used against me? Honey, will you please tell the man who I am? I want to get out. Sergeant, he is my husband. Oh, my mistake. His mistake, he says. Get into this. Honey, I was buying your mother's day present and I didn't know the guy had stolen goods. Mrs. Harris, if you'll vouch for these men, I'll let them go in your custody. Oh, thank you, Sergeant. And now to show my appreciation, I'd like to do something for you. Here's a couple of tickets to my radio show. Oh, Mr. Harris, you're so good to me. I'm on duty, Sunday. I won't be able to go. Oh, what a shame. I'd hate to have you miss my song, Sarge. Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll sing it for you right now. Curly, please, not in the police station. You'll get us arrested again. Quiet, Remly. This one Alice does with me. Let's show them, honey. What's your hurry? And father will be pacing the floor. The fireplace roars. So really, I'd say it's scary. Beautiful, please, don't hurry. Well, maybe just a half a drink more. Put some records on while I fold. The neighbors may think. But, baby, it's bad out there. Say, what's in this drink? No cabs to be had out there. I wish I knew how. Your eyes are like starlight now. To break the spell. I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell. I always say no, no, sir. Mind if I move it closer. At least I'm gonna say that I tried. What's the sense of hurting my pride? Oh, baby, don't hold out. Oh, but it's cold out. We must go. But, baby, it's cold outside. The answer is no. It's cold outside. The welcome has been. How lucky that you dropped in. So nice and warm. Look out the window at that storm. My sister will be substantial. My brother will be there at the door. My brother will be there at the door. Waves upon the drop of the show. My maiden aunt's mind is this. Well, maybe just a cigarette. Never such a blessing before. I've got to get home. But, baby, you breeze out there. Say, let me a call. It's up to your knees out there. You've really been great. I'd drill when you touch my hand. But don't you see. How can you do this thing to me? There's bound to be talk tomorrow. At least there will be plenty implied. If you caught pneumonia, I really can't stand. Get over that old doubt. Maybe it's cold. We'll get that $200 back from Grogan so he can buy your Mother's Day present. Frankie's right. I'd rather forget the present. No, no. We won't have any trouble getting the money back. Come on, Curly. Grogan belongs to a very exclusive club. We'll find him there. Okay, look, Alice, you go home and I'll call you right after I get my money back. But, Phil, please don't get on. I want my money back. Hey, Frankie. Hmm? This is a swanky club. Are you sure Grogan belongs to this? Oh, yeah, he's a charter member. He must be around somewhere. Oh, there he is. Hey, Grogan. Grogan. Hey, number 297341. Is somebody calling me? There he is. Oh, that's Frankie. She didn't see it. I got arrested for having stolen goods. Uh, arrested? Remly, I'll thank you to get this ex-con out of here. You stole me a hot bracelet. All right, come around tomorrow. I'll send you a fan to cool it off. Grogan, I want my money back or I'm going to tell the police on you. Big tadpoles. That's it. If you want your money back, I'll give it to you. Come on in a dining room. I'll get it for you. Yo, Levin, the winner. This is a nice big dining room. Well, tables. Yeah. I wonder why everybody's standing at them tables. Must be Buffett's service. Something to eat. Hey. Let's go over to this table. Yeah. Hey, look at it, really. Hey, this is a cute tablecloth. Green with numbers on it. Good idea. Yeah. And look at the nice, big, lazy Susan. They got in the middle. Yeah, but there ain't much food on it. All he got is one little white meatball spinning around. Curly. Wow. That's a roulette wheel. This is a gambling joint. No. So this is what they look like. Mr. Betsy, what a rude awakening. Yeah, we better get out of here. If we ever got caught in a spark, it's our chance to get away from here. Come on. Come on, yeah, let's beat it. Follow me and don't lose your head, Remly. I'll get you out of this. Oh, I... Will you, Frankie, every time you get excited, your voice goes up to... It's a dame. Oh, that's all we need. Oh. Hey, lady, okay, lady, okay. Calm down. Just come right with us. Right through this door. Well, thank goodness we made it. Nobody's here but the three of us. And little me. Get your hands up. Homer Handcuff. Oh, so it's you two, huh? You guys get around, don't you? You ain't exactly a stay-at-home yourself. Time it's a mistake. You hear me? Yeah, it always is. Hey, Murph, can I get these people's names from my paper? Yeah, sure, go ahead. Oh, no, reporter. Now, look, Remly, whatever you do, don't give your right name. Tell him you're somebody else. I'm walking to the mirror. What's your name, bud? My name? Julia Soprosio, Mac. And what's your name, mister? Phil Harris. That's such a beautiful kid's walk. She's incarcerated. Oh, hello. Is your house again? Oh, Alice, thank goodness you showed up. I've been trying to tell that sergeant that I'm innocent and I want to get out of here. You just showed on Babyface the gang's mouthpiece. I'll have you out in no time. Oh, so you're the leader of a band? Well, they just happen to be lousy musicians. Is this Phil Harris the radio comedian or is he public enemy number one? This man, your husband, is he a crook? Is he a band leader or is he nuts? Husband, he's not guilty of any crime and if you release him in my custody, I'll be responsible. Okay, but this time keep him out of trouble. Get out of here, Harris. And turnkey, throw that Remly character out, too. Come along, Phil. And this time we're going right home. No, we're not. We are not going home. I'm just soaring up. We're not going until I get that money back from Grogan so I can buy you a Mother's Day present. Phil, please stay away from that man. Not gonna stay away from that man. Please. He owes me that money and this time I'm going to his house. Now I'm not gonna get in any trouble there. Remly knows where he lives. Now go home and I'll call you as soon as I get my $200 back. Yes, it's me. Oh, thank goodness. Did you get the 200 from Grogan? Yeah, I got it. And I went downtown and bought you a Mother's Day present with it. Oh, Phil, I can't wait to see it. When will you be home? Just a minute. Hey, Sarge, how long do you think I'll be here? Yes, dear. What for now? Passing counterfeit money. Alison Phil will be back in just a moment. But first, here's your Rexall family drug. Recently a customer asked me for an example of Rexall quality that she could see with her own eyes. I told her one example like that is the label on a Rexall drug product and she came back with... But every drug product has a label. Yes, ma'am, that's true, but let's take a look at this Rexall label for a minute. See these three different sets of numbers? One here in this corner, one over here and one up here? Yeah. You've probably never noticed them before, but each one means that certain important steps in the preparation of this product have been carefully done and thoroughly checked. For instance, this one here is the product's code number and tells the tested formula by which it was compounded. This one here is the control number, which was assigned to the complete case history that has been kept on this product through every step of its manufacture. And this one here? That's the identification of the label itself. And it means that the label has been carefully checked for the proper directions and is the right one for this particular product. And I've always looked on a label as just a piece of paper with the name of the product. Well, ma'am, those pieces of paper are handled like currency in a bank. They're placed in a locked room until the labeling process begins. Then a certain amount is counted out very carefully, and after the labeling run, every one of them is again counted and checked against the number of bottles or packages labeled. Naturally, the two have to balance. Well, that is evidence I can see for myself. Yes, ma'am, evidence of the painstaking care and accuracy that go into the preparation of all of the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall Drug Company. When you remember things like this, you understand why some 10,000 independent Rexall drugists tell you you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to you all from Rexall. Alice, I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for Mother's Day. I didn't get my money back from Grogan and... Oh, that's all right, Phil. You don't have to get me anything. But I want to. Well, if you insist, okay. But don't spend too much money getting something inexpensive. Like what? Well, I could use something to get around town in. How about a Cadillac convertible, darling? Or would you rather buy me a Lincoln Continental, sweetheart? Take roller skates and call me Stinky. This is Bill Foreman wishing good health to you all from Rexall. This is NBC, the national broadcasting company.