 You should put your legs up. Welcome back to my salon. For the record, I don't even want to cut Julian's hair. He says he needs a haircut. This is my third haircut. First time I did it on your channel, we had face clipper that I just did all one length. Then I gave Julian my very first fade ever, which came out okay. Yeah, she caught that fade. Fade was a little high in the back and it also didn't really know what I was doing. But now I wanted to show my progress in cutting the men's hair. I am appreciative to learn a new life skill, which is to cut other people's hair. Probably wouldn't be able to do any other style than what specifically Julian wants right now, but I'll take it. That's all that matters is me. Yeah, okay. You would never have to cut your hair if you washed it with Nara. You need a Spider-Man kiss. Sit up straight. You have to be Spider-Man first. Oh yeah, screw you very, John. I'm gonna wet this because it won't stay. Wet me, mommy. How much are you willing to pay for this haircut? I have no money. Do you think hairdressers ever, if someone just won't shut up, they're just like, oh, I'm sorry. Are we done? Yeah. Dang, dude, that looks so sick. Stop fucking loving it. I watched many haircutting videos when I first started to try and fade Julian's hair, but the most helpful one to me is by Tips for Clips Haircutting. It has 11 million views. It's called Perfect Fade in Four Minutes. I'll link it in the description, but it gave me the confidence that I could give you a fade. So, step one is I'm gonna, it's like a half an inch above your ear, right? Where you want the fade. Yeah. And then I bring it down around a little bit so it's not, the mistake that I made last time was that I just did it straight across. Yeah, it's supposed to dip in the back, like dip a little bit down. You're gonna dip in the back. If you could do me a favor and just remember two things. Sit up straight and don't move. That's it. That's all you have to think about this whole time. Okay. Cool. What about my sick jokes? Stop moving. Oh, sorry. My watch was in air flame mode. I'm surprised it hasn't flown away. Julian, please, you go. That was a good joke, left. So, for those of you that wanna come here and make fun of the haircut that I give, Julian, welcome, there's many of you, but I also don't give a fuck. If you did have actual feedback that would be helpful to me, that's nice. Constructive criticism. Construction criticism. Okay, okay, see? A guy who goes to construction sites and criticizes the work. You put your feet down and you sit up. Construction paper criticism. A guy who pulls out construction paper and criticizes it. Can you grab one of those stools and come sit here so that maybe it'll turn you? Yeah, it's stool time. I don't have one of those cool brushes that hairdressers have, but I do have a retractable bronzing brush, which might have bronzer on it. Is that working? Is it just bronzing? I think that's like where you're, I don't know. How do you feel so far? It's amazing that you trust me this much. It's not that I trust you this much. It's that I just badly need a haircut. You don't have a choice? No. Haircut critics, how are we looking? Then we go in with a three and do this section and then we start the blending. So in that video, he says to use a three, but Julie, you want a two, right? You like your hair real short. I'm gonna do a short two. So I'm pretty sure I did like no clip all the way up to here last time. Yeah, you did. I know when things are open, you would never willingly let me cut your hair because why would you when you have someone perfectly good and qualified to cut your hair? But it's a pretty cool skill to understand, you know? So the only problem is I feel like I have an understanding of how to do the fade, but I still don't really know how to cut the top of your hair. So that's gonna be fun. So now to fade, I'm literally just gonna go, I'm gonna put my one back on and then just make it like longer. So it's like a one and a half. How's it looking? So much more like even and pretty than the last time I did this. Yeah. What I did last time is I just started with no clip all the way to there, but I'll see how you like it like this. And if you want me to do it over and go all the way up to here with no clip, you just let me know. I wish I had one of those hair cutting brushes. Yeah. Dust you. You're so dusty. Your hands uneven. Sweet dog, you look the duck. I know that you want me to just, you're gonna have to look out in the mirror. You probably, I know that he wants me to cut all of this like that short. So I should make like tiny little clippers for around your ears. Well, he uses the little small one for that. Ah. This is a good starting point. If you want like your hair to be this long, I mean like that ain't even that. So you could stop here or you could have not even started here. You could have done what I know Julianne wants is what we did last time. He likes no guard all the way up to the first line and then we fade. Wish me luck. Pray for me. Here we go. I mean, I could have just done this to begin with but I just wanted to make sure. So I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm just gonna try and make a line and don't make fun of me or else I'll cry. Trying my best, really. No, it looks good. Now you just fade that, that looks great. Blending, I don't think it's my forte in anything. But I'm gonna try my very best for you, Julianne, okay? Your form is getting like even better the way you're holding and just like going up and down to the clippers. It's looking more efficient and professional. Thank you. No guard, but long. Sorry it's taking me long. I don't, it's hard cause I don't sometimes know what I'm doing. It's not, Julianne wants all of this shorter. I'm shocked. Cut me sideways. Julianne. Yo, does this mirror that you have a Snapchat filter on it? She be faded. It's a half guard, baby. Just like in Jiu Jitsu, half guard is king. Damn, punch me with that fade. Brrr. Stop it. Do you do that with your hairdresser? Yes. You make fart noises at your hairdresser? Yes, we do all sorts of noises. Oh! What's your favorite kind of fart? Shut up. I look fly as hell. It's still like, I don't know. It's like the shadow of your head. I think it's just the way your head be. Yeah, I told you my head has a giant pump on it. What do you think? I think it looks great. I think you faded me up, bitch. I mean, I try my best. I think it looks really nice. I do, too. I think you did a really good job. You did significantly better than last time, too. Yeah. I mean, I can still use some practice with this really short blending and there is, you know, you don't have the actual line in your head there. Sorry about my analogy. But it looks really good and now I'm going to cut the top. Yeah, yeah. Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you serious? My bad. I said my bad. You look like a little kid. You take it into sections and you literally just cut off the top. Yeah, we know that, but like... That's it! No, that's it, babe! All right, I'll do that and then when it dries, it's going to be all like puffy. I don't give a fuck. Whole ass inch. That much. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, cut me like one of your... French haircut patients. Please don't move. Am I a patient or is that only medical? How do people do this? Or would I be a client? Shut the fuck up. What time is your favorite time to drink water usually? Mine's 4.41. Is it cool if I shave my chest while you do that? Are you an in-burper or an out-burper? Too late. Do you want to hear the example of an in-burp versus an out-burp? Sure, go ahead. Okay, here's an out-burp. Here's an in-burp. Oh, that was actually an out-burp again. For an in-burp, you kind of just need to, it needs to just hit you. Too late? God made you special, okay? Is that what he told you? Can we hold hands while you do this? Babe, that's a bad idea, stop! I know, I just love you though. There's one hair in my head that's really sensitive, so please don't cut that one. Is this so relaxing? Yeah. I mean, it's stressful because I don't want to fuck your hair up, but like, it's really relaxing. Hello? That's not relaxing. Imagine going to a hair salon and just making the loudest dad noises the whole time. Are you sure that's not what you want? Are you in a bathroom? Ah, yes, the ice cream truck. Essential business, am I right? What the fuck? Are they still out right now? That is not an essential business. I don't think he gives a fuck. Rewet! Yeah, it's rewet time. Okay, that one was good. That was my best joke today. Whoa, it looks so good. Which way do you come in? You come in this way, right? Yeah, but like 45 degrees. Okay, well, I'm not done cutting it. Do you know trigonometry? I'm pretty sure we both got a basic level of education Julian, yes. I didn't. What did you get? No, I just played dominoes in class. Did you study the periodic table of elements? Yes. When you dated, did you study the periodic table of elements? That is like a weird cheesy rom-com joke you just told Julian. I think they should make movies called Robcoms. It's like robberies in comedy or romcoms. It's romantic corn on the cob stories. If I was a hairdresser, I'd feel like I just wouldn't talk to anyone. Remember there's that barber in Santa Monica that has like all five star ratings? West L.A. West L.A. Because he doesn't talk to you at all. Yeah, that was, that's his thing. That's his thing. He doesn't make any small talk. You go in, you tell him what you want, and you- Rating on Yelp because he just doesn't speak to you. You remember how we were sharing that? I think the shortest your hair's been in a while. Why'd you cut it so short? Cause you asked for an inch off. I don't know if you understand measurements, but it's an inch off. I didn't cut my hair, babe, I didn't ask you to. I thought we were just gonna sit here and hang out. You know what would be a good invention? Shut up. You even sang anymore. Muerto y jugar. Siempre. Sabo no, fortunado. Thanks babe! Are you having fun? Yeah, I'm having fun. I'm not. You want me to blow dry it? No, I look good. Kiss me. Just once, on the cheek. You got a hair kiss? Give us a 360 tour. Looks like it did like a line there, but I did it. It's just the crease in your head. I think overall it looks dope. It's definitely a huge improvement from the haircut you guys didn't see, the one she gave me with these clippers. Making fun of the other haircut I gave you. No, I'm saying it's a huge improvement. You're getting better. Thank you, I think so. It looks good. Tim, there I am. I think next time to like camouflage this line, I'll use this no guard like up past there so you don't see it. Cause I like tried to blend like use that as the guide but it just made it look a little more pronounced. And I feel like if I did a shorter up past there then you wouldn't see it as much. You did a great job. Thank you. I'm really happy that you've let me cut your hair and it's become a fun routine to do every few weeks whenever you want a free haircut. Yeah, well I'll tip you. What do you tip me? Burp. You tipped me in a burp? Well, that's all I got. But yeah, it's real life. It's just time to cut your boyfriend's hair. I'm going to take next week off and I'm going to shut my brain off and pretend that we took a vacation. Happy vacation. Happy vacation. Don't tweet at me. Don't be like, Jen, where's your video? It's not coming. I'm taking a week off, okay? Check her Foursquare account. She'll be checking in where. I hope you enjoyed watching me give only the freshest of lineups that are just very mediocre. But you know, it's what we do when we're getting better. Someday I'm going to be really good at it. Yeah, I know. That's great. Thanks for letting me practice. Thanks for doing it for me. Do you want some bronzer? No, I don't. I hope you guys are proud of your progress. I'm proud of your progress and whatever you're doing just in general. I'm proud of you. I'm a little disappointed in it. Don't listen to him. That was a long time without a hug, huh? Oh, poor bud. All right, I'll see you guys in two weeks. Two weeks. Don't be mad at me. I swear. Don't fucking be mad. Bye.