 Ah, Jiu Jitsu. Mommy's praying, yeah. Ah, Jiu Jitsu, ho, ho, ho, ho. What's up, friend? I am sitting up. Son. I can't move. Welcome back to the part three of My Boyfriend Teaches Me Jiu Jitsu. Julie, you got us purple bell. Congratulations. Purple stands for Punishing Them Perpetrators. Did you just make that up? Yeah, are you a cop? In part one and part two, we've established that this is not the sport for me. I'm not good at it. I don't enjoy it. I just haven't realized that it is the sport for you. I don't enjoy it. It is the sport for you. That's part of the reason I don't enjoy it. I don't like this outfit. I feel like I'm going to go play in the snow. Like, it's stiff and heavy. It looks like it's not, but it is. Do you remember anything I told you? Absolutely not. I remember it's sweet. It's warm up when your hip escapes. Come on. Wait, I was flying. I don't really remember. Do you need me to show you? Quick now, this is my old belt. She did not earn me strength. Yes, I did. You did not. I'm going to get makeup on this ski. Look. That's not a winner. I'm warmed up. I did truth of escape before I came in today, so... Teach me stuff. Okay. What the hell is that? You're not doing a good job teaching me stuff. Okay, well, you need to let me teach. Gardening neck. Always gardening neck. Oh, my God. It's not a sport. This is violence. This is a sport. It's good. That's good. Now, between them, you have to extend. Yeah, and then you have to... Yeah. I'm just a rat. I'm a rat. You're going to walk my leg in? Hey. Locked it. There you go. My legs locked in now. I can't escape. So you're going to hip escape. Shrimp to your side. And you squeeze your hip in. Look at that. You escaped. I told you I was trying to escape. You're safe. I'm a one. Yes, I'm out. You're playing open guard. Oh, my God. You cannot be a corpse. Pretend you're playing open guard. You're a man that calls you a corpse. Pretend you're playing open guard. This is open guard, okay? When you're sitting in your back and you're just kind of waiting. Yeah, exactly. No, this is called beetle. It's called beetle? Yeah, because I'm a back beetle. Juice, beetle, juice, beetle, juice. And then you take them in the back. You can't pass me if I go like pass everything you did. Try it. Try it. Okay, dude. This isn't a fair week, because I play on a set of oils. I love when we make these videos and everyone's like, oh, this is so sexual. Like, what is thankful about this mean, mean pain and it hurts so bad. Everything hurts. Oh, my God. What's wrong with you guys? I didn't jump, I don't really know. You're not jumping yet. I thought I was in a worm today. So that's half guard, right? Because now I have half of my guard left. Okay. You're going to untuck your detail. So I have control, okay? I have control. I have control. So I have control. I have control. So this is a set up for a sweep and an attack, depending on what your opponent does. Don't kiss me. Don't put your attack on that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, my God. I'm going to grab the other side of the detail. I'm just showing you a joke. Why do you do everything so slow? What are you doing? We're in class. You can't just stop. I'm hot and I'm meditated. No, no, no. Not correct. No. I love this kid. Do you want me to show you how to tap up? No, I know. Oh, it's so wrong. It's the next time. Move faster. That one's mine. I have a purple bow. Where are you doing it? Yes, I do. I've never noticed that. I'm going to take it. Take it from me. I can't move in this drive. Take it from me. What the fuck's wrong with you? Do you want to wear the chalk? Yes, I'm ready to learn. Take it in your back. I already showed it to you. I'm delicate. Why are there socks on? Can they not have socks? No, no, no. Okay, so pull this out. Okay, what are you going to do with this? Hand it to yourself. What is that? Hand that to your right arm. Anything works for me? He's dead. No, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Good job. I'm going to take this underhook. And I'm going to put my feet right in front of your feet. Oh my god. I know what I got. I don't know when this throw is coming. And my butt, and my butt is going to go below your butt. Don't breathe into my ear. I'm going to put my hips below your hips. Don't breathe. The neighbors are going to call the cops. 911. Yes, hello. I've been jiu-jitsu. Good. What the hell? So you're going to grab the outside of my arm? Okay. Well, not like that. Beauty and the Beast. Don't do that. You couldn't flip me. Oh, I can't? No, no, no, no, no, no. And you're going to need your hips lower than mine. And then you're going to put me on top of your hips. But I'm going to, like, pop my shoulder out. No, you're not. I'm just going to go into the camera. Just look at me. Guess who's got a purple belt now? Me. Rap. What? Huck. Or you can grab it up with that hand. Kiss. What happened? My shoulder. You popped it? It's out. I can't do it anymore. Stop it. Come on. Pop it back in. Wing. Okay, start that throw. There you see her. Whoa, whoa. Stayed in there. What even song is that? She don't got a lot to say. But the song and I'm back. Can you turn to my feet? Can you down it? Yep. Keep sticking. Stupid ass summer's all you guys do. You mean just a roll? I think I'll be good at that. Okay. You ready to do the letter? It's really complex. No, we're still. Are you about to let me do this? Why? Because you aren't using your hands. You're rolling over your shoulders. Throw all over your head. Roll over your shoulder. You're going to be so mean. A sweat on your forehead is going to drip on me. I don't like the support. Ew, ew. Sometimes you get your partner's sweat in your face. That's disgusting. Why would I ever pay money to go and get someone else's sweat in my face? No, whenever I'm left like enjoying myself, I'll just choke on it. Why are you pretending to have a sexy dream? How are you doing with your hand? Tap. I don't like this. It hasn't started. It hurts. I'm going to come over the neck and my elbow's going to touch the floor. Here we go. Tap it. Where are you going? What are you doing? And then you're going to... Do not. That way. Over. I don't know. This seems like it's... Tap. You did it, but like it was so weird and bad. Oh, bad. Like you rolled in all my toes crunched. Every single one. Julian. Rock, goodbye. I'm going to be in side control. I'm going to be in side control. You're hurting my band. If you scream, I'm going to stop, okay? So you might as well just tap. I didn't tap. I didn't tap. All right. You're going to do that choke down. Do you know what I just said? No. The RV. You're getting in the matter of it. With rose water. Extend my foot and sit up. Ow. Wait. You're not supposed to fall down yet. I thought you played a college board. I did. I guess I thought wrong. NC double what? What? Bring my right leg around so it's holding your ankle. Yeah. And I'm going to stand up while I'm holding it. You're not supposed to fall down yet. There's no strikes, but there's nothing that you can't pretend like you're going to strike. I don't know. We didn't learn this. We didn't go over this yet. You can't be on the test. It's not fair. I'm going to carry you up. So I'm going to lead with my lead knee. It's going to go right between your two feet. Then I'm just going to squeeze and press. Ooh. Ah. Lead leg. Your knee is going to touch your knee. Your knee touches the ground between my two feet. Oh. You're leading me. You're leading me. Your other leg stays up. You can't just get in position. You have to do it. Both knees are done. You don't want your head to go past my body because that's when I can show up. And you're in a game grip with your own hands behind right pantries. Press your head and your shoulders into me so I fall back. Good job. Ready? Absolutely never do that again. Last chance. Side to back. I'm going to choke you right off the back. Come on. I'm going to squiggle you from the side to back. That is the most obscure thing you could ever do in a drawing game. Take my back. Get in your way. I have your back. Always. Indigently. Indigently. And in line. Lay down there facing the wall. Lay down there facing the wall. I'm going to take it back. Right there. Okay. This is an attack I like to call the refresher. Okay. So you hold this here. I'm not going to just lose the cap so you best be putting my arm back. No. I can't do that on a verbal. I don't get that. Distress the other day. Wait, wait, wait. I can't. Hold on. Let me just tell you. I think you're implying to yourself. Come off this key. Just make me so tired. Out of your heel. And go. Nope. Rest under me. And then you're going to come under the heel with your head up under the heel. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Good job. That was my guard. You wasted my rose water. I didn't learn anything today at all. Now you're just going to make me a hostage. Good job, son. In your eyes. Why don't you go get some water? Okay. Well, I'm proud of you for deciding to do this again. Now that I've given you three separate classes, do you maybe want to consider paying me for teaching you this sport? No. Congrats. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Congratulations. Congratulations. How are you doing this sport? No. Congrats on your belt. I'm going to throw up that water. I'm just right. This was okay the first couple of times. And then you just got way too good at Jiu Jitsu. And this is really difficult. You're getting better, though. You just got to stick with it. First few months a wrap. I'm never going to stick with it. But first few months a wrap. And then it gets fun. I hope you guys enjoy watching me just be really amazing at Jiu Jitsu. So much so that, like ... You bring your purple belt in an hour? Yeah. Everyone was like, holy shit. Shit, that's Jason Bourne when they saw me jujits on the floor Julian. Thank you, but also like go fuck yourself I'm not consenting to jujitsu. I'm done jujitsu Make sure you subscribe to my channel I hated it so much fun. It's not a sport. Okay. It's a sick pain torture game for sick people. I like to do sick shit. All right, sicko dicko. Not gonna be called sicko dicko Pray for my body. Goodbye