 In order to gain greater understanding of 2-9-7's effect on organic material, we will conduct the following tests on two bananas. Diana, will you please hand me the SCP? With four variable settings, we will begin our tests on level one. No noticeable effect. Moving on to level two. On this level, vibration from 2-9-7 is capable of displacing small objects. Continuing on to setting number three. 2-9-7's tertiary setting has yielded some unfortunate results. The test material began vibrating intensely and then ruptured, sending chunks of flying. I suspect that 2-9-7 matched the resonance frequency of the banana. But without a finer-tuned testing apparatus, that remains an educated guess. With a fourth setting of suicide, I have determined that testing shall be terminated until such an apparatus is available. Is it necessary for us to stop testing for today? Your input can still be useful. I pride myself in maintaining thorough and safe testing procedures. You'd do well to exercise those same standards when you begin to conduct your own tests. Now, as soon as you sterilize 2-9-7, call custodial services and meet me in my office. I'll be right on that.