 Shout out to Squarespace for sponsoring today's video. What game am I going to play? I'm going to play Sims 4 with the Wicked Woohoo mod. Nice. Really specific. Yeah. I'm sorry. How do you know the name of the mod? Well, because you see, I am a connoisseur of character creators. And when I do research on certain character creators, I learned some things. I've seen some shit. I can go ahead and show this on your stream because it's arguably the best art you're going to get all year. Sorry, everyone. Who's a professional artist? I want I want that honest. I love the fact that it's just met. I am not an artist. Follow me. Love me. Love me. Now, I don't know if that's you saying that or me saying that to you. I'm not sure. I love the aliasing. So we're playing worms today because I felt like playing worms because I watched I've been watching a lot of a cheap and hunter let's plays. Oh, yeah. Anyway, by the way, I have I have a wiggler head mod that you can made that I made that you yourself can download for worms, WMD and the link can be found in the description below. Fuck you. Nice. So I've named the beef. It's the beef. The beef to the beef. I'm doing the Pathfinder stream. I don't care. Well, then you can. You can buy it. Oh, my God. No. So fun to see this dude. He just got rid of two worms. Christ, it's general Joe crap. There he is leading the army. Joe crap voice, though, when you're playing as him. All right, Wigglers, you want to learn how to be a good worm? See this fingers down here. We're going to drop in just a big old F bomb on him. Pull your arm back. Do those two push ups that you're able to do and let it launch. That's all right. That was all the cluster with the wrong way. That was good. Oh, God, it's small. Sergeant, what is that? Minj Tingler. Yeah, Minj Tingler. Not the elderly. You wouldn't kill the elderly. Would you definitely kill the elderly? Oh, that was close. Let's see if I can hit you through this. Oh, there he goes. No, no. The situation of the beef have confirmed kills. I think we need to be friends, Joseph. Yeah. Nope. Yeah. No, no, no. Hear me out. Listen, we both have a love, Joseph, in this world. Here's the thing. I see an opportunity. Yeah, I know. And the sword and shield is just fucking beat my small peener. Joseph, what? I will beat your small peener into oblivion. It's going to be really sore. Oh, no. Only last that long, Joseph. So how about that truce? Oh, what the hell? All right, sorry. Oh, it's supposed to be bedridden. It's supposed to be bedridden. How about not? I'll get Captain Shield. How about that? No, no. You can't have Lieutenant Sword without Captain Shield. Well, you're about here and love is not allowed on this battle. You missed. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I thought I was going to explode a contact. All right, it's time for sword. He's a bit shingling. Wait, that is a I don't. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I imagine he punch. Oh, OK. Come at me, fucko! Make that gap! Beat up the elderly! Shit! Gah! Oh, fuck! Whoa! Oh, my god! Yes! Not the elderly! Welcome to another episode of Bad Things to Take Out of Context. Fuck the elderly! Fuck the elderly! Fuckin' boomers! Bye! Oh, why are you an egg? He exploded into an egg. Give me the beef. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da beef. So, you thought you could beat my small peener and live, Joseph? I was just practicing my sword-swinging arm. That's great. No, Minnesota! Several hundred are coming after you. Several hundred? Sorry, bad dragon already has a sponsor. He punched him. That's intimidating. He took off the hat. He took off the hat. I see his face before I die. Oh, you get... So what do you get... That was about as successful as my attempt at a sponsorship from bad dragon. Did you actually email them? Yes, I sent them an email now remember you can use the wind to redirect a rocket mayor Fuck me I am Yeah, let's talk about gore has two explosions directly next to it And both have never hit him the orphans are here. Oh, no, not the orphans Approach the ledge orphans. Oh God Go over the ledge orphans. It's been an honor lieutenant sword, but I really hate you lieutenant sword lives on We'll see as long as he has his shield to protect them That was the spirit of Captain shield protecting his partner goes. He's alive. Hello, fingers. Hey, what's up? Good-bye fingers. Don't you ever think about joining in? Prick well goddammit, okay? Sword will always have shield to protect them. Ouch fuck Pepsi man and sword. I'll live there. There's the mech explosion Oh Sword is protected. Oh sword is not protected gone. Oh Hey Okay, Jay, I think we legitimately have to alliance up here. So Truce, I don't know what the sheep does No sheep turn around she Oh my god, see man. Oh My god 99 Damage the truce is over Is gone. I died a true gamer. I'm sorry You should get in the tank that can't go anywhere. Yeah, so I'm just gonna, you know blast with the wall. It's fine. Oh Slowly I've killed the the crap guide series. No I guess I'll just not have to make anymore crap guides over you guys Zack killed it. We were born by the pinor made men by the pinor undone by the pinor Yeah, are you gonna kill the orphans? Yeah, yes The situation is he's dead. No, oh my god my direct hit That won't kill them. It won't Oh How do I jet pack how'd you do it and I said you jump, you know like a liar. Oh, you just jump. Yeah You lie to me Goodbye, you'd like to meet yourself Oh Yes, kill blood blood blood blood, let's see. I don't know how good this is, but It's time to take the orphans out back like old Yeller You hurt yourself well, how do I hurt myself with that? What I don't know well, it's time to drill Hey guys, welcome to my mind my Minecraft play through Hey stop Admiral Gorb's the master rap man I'm the number one rapper that Eminem is afraid to diss. Don't you know? And he fired it too good Oh my god, did Corp die too? No Cannot die he's within range of Gord I wouldn't mind so much, but you weren't even near shut the Rappers the best he's gonna have to come out of that eventually Why did it explode? You yes, you fool I've done and it traitorous seeds into Clarence Admiral gore busy mortal a send a send a send with gore a send with gore whoops Is Gord I'm Gord is merely taunting you sure You killed several hundred Today we're gonna mind some some cobblestone. Oh my god rip Clarence I've been saving this weapon. I was initially going to use it on Joseph. Oh That's why not I see is that the fabled holy hand grenade Goodbye small people Holy shit Not even God can get rid of my small people Parents at least tried to save the world just like Jesus. See all right captain steel. What's your plan? This will just boil down to a tank plate. Yeah Oh, there's an underground part. Oh God Your boy fingers Goodbye time to take shelter there we go Oh captain shield will shield this building. This is his fort now though. I do have a score to settle No, my God will forever be a mortal Now captain shield is also rapping Yeah Gore must die a send with I'm gonna just end small peanuts whole goddamn career here. See you know it is. Oh my god This is where I belong what the fuck you know her doesn't die. Hello pingus pingus Goodbye Talk about a shield that should I write it up? I just Really like the sound effect. Oh holy hand grenade dynamite and that bitch Still breathing. All right. You gotta make what's the way it's all well He did not watch the wind Fuck those crates I guess fuck those crates See a small pinor. Okay, it's just you and me the beef. It's over the beef. I have the high ground You underestimate my power. Well It's me small pinor from the afterlife You can do it. I believe who the fuck. Oh no Oh God shield protect yourself. Good job, huh? You did it You're a fool, huh? I shouldn't have double-tapped. Oh You think that'll kill the beef the beef is tender and soft the beef is stronger than ever Risky maneuver what I'm about to do You Well God here we go. Let's see if you know how to use the sheep. Holy shit. What how how? Space you just activate the sheep. I I pressed that last time 69 nice. I'm alive Nice All right, the war continues and it's honestly getting interesting And that's Even the pro still seems their eyebrows up. Yeah Yeah, no, I hope jetman wins I realized Joseph there's only one way to end this what's that together. Oh god, what is that? That's a banana. We tie together. That's a banana. Oh god. Oh Jesus. What the fuck? Oh My god together that was so much I Dealed 696 damage nice. I was useless. 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