After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict





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Published on Apr 3, 2012

Tim Tebow has fallen into sin, Tiger Woods is adequate again, and the Mets are questionable for opening day, but Doc Brooks and Kenny Kennedy still hate each other. It's GOOMF!

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