 Like right now he's so dead look at it's so dead like it's so dead I just want us all to agree that if the running back wasn't Zeus all this would be dead Can we just agree that as a family? Nobody trying to hear you fucking ask about mozzarella sticks while goddamn fucking Derrick Dickerson is fucking me I got this mother. What's our comms on mozzarella sticks dog? Calm your ass somewhere else, dude These rage quits what the fuck is wrong with y'all? It's twice 40 seconds left in the game I rage quit. What am I supposed to do let Derrick Dickerson fuck me again? I have no other shot to win at that point. Yeah, I'm quitting the second quarter I don't want to do this. He's like come on man. I hate you fucking nerds for that shit dog juicy shut the fuck up Type again, and you're done. He won't say some dumb shit now I'll just for the comms. Oh gee, you know, it's all he won't say some dumb shit. That's gonna piss me the fuck off I thought that's gonna happen The one of the biggest problems is that yo these three people actually get like really good pressure on me I got to get them before them do start glowing, dude We get some one-play tough sounds early, and we don't get like everybody glowing on bottleneck I mean there was no I would have bought I would have bought digs I mean it makes sense to have him on a team, but I mean he wasn't on block I mean the biggest problem is just that the randomness of just the press dude Like the stretch his ass. It's that fucking duo, dude If he wasn't I'll tell you to glow in Dickerson is makes this shit dog. Loan Dickerson just makes this shit Like look how ass this shit is without Dickerson, dude. He's beat me like the last three games I don't win three or one and two at least. I mean dude, if you if you run the ball here and get this shit You're just a god Entirely too close really. It's just the run boys. I just gotta stop the run I mean these I like am I missing is like am I missing reads and I feel like I have fucking nobody I really feel like I have nobody to fuck open. I swear to God. I did ask for like I have nobody open, dude And then like the next play that'll be absolutely strapped smash return every time I've run that that dude's been getting fucking Like that dude gets pressed the fucking hell. That's just my child I kind of retired comebacks after that time I played Henry in the live event and they never came back and I looked like a dickhead just throwing the ball up in The air. Yeah, I kind of retired try and come back routes Like I did as like just retired from that shit had me looking like a fucking jerk off. Maybe I need to run some bunch strong. I Really feel like I think like bunch nasty is gonna be worse dude. Why trail? I feel like this is gonna be so much worse They're gonna get pressed so much more than they've been getting pressed like it's gonna be the ugliest thing on the right side They're let's see it. I'm never running that again. Are you ready for smash return? Are you guys ready for smash return on paper? It should work right boys Almost work. It took forever though Do I'm telling you these guys are absolutely just and then and then randomly the dude will just just need dude It's actually insane how bad they get pressed though Like these dudes are getting absolutely mauled and I can't like beat the press. I need that caught so bad man Holy shit, dog Notice defense is good dude. We got to stop already. We got a lead right here. We just got to play defense Ocean snapping does nothing. It does not you can't even motion snap bunch of it does nothing dude I don't think it doesn't I might as well try it more though But like once his running back starts glowing that I'm in trouble right there You know what I'm saying that I'm in trouble Like right now. He's so dead look at it's so dead like it's so dead I just want us all to agree that if the running back wasn't Zeus all this shit would be dead Can we just agree that as a family because I look like a jerk off right now But once the running back turns to Zeus, I like I just like it's just impossible for me. It's dude is dog shit I'm telling you bro, and we're getting a good enough lead now that we're not if we get a 17-point lead here bad Like we need a 17-point lead in the worst way now to avoid the second half Smash return you guys like it. Let's try this one bench pivot. Do you guys believe in this right here? It's a Sun God should I trust this to Sun God here? Could be it could be the move here Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Who would have thought that would get open who would thought randomly that got open I don't bro. I don't care, but I love playing against the prelates. I love playing against the prelates I love it. They make me fucking hard, dude It's fun. They're this guy's giving me hell because of them if they didn't have prelates I mean this guy would be pointless to play but instead. I'm he's making my Saturday This is absolutely what I live for boys. You guys don't understand this shit You guys say make sure that this makes me fucking horny playing this shit Because I got passion. All right Up there blinking now boys buckle up. All right, Hendricks might have been the difference Don't the fact that he's out like he's getting like outside of that is is messing his whole shit up though It really is because that should not be happening, dude Yeah, there it is and I'm getting fucking dog. How am I getting pancake? Look at these shit like dog The fact that's like I mean like I'm in for a hell game in the second half now worst-case scenario It's gonna be up by 14 like half my team just got blurred right there Fred Warner is like oh My god dog get a shit up dog Just say you're at home watching fucking the stream dude playing MLB solos Now how did he just pancake everybody on special teams? Did y'all see it? Everybody got pancake those special teams the whole team. He got a weak box. No, he knows something, dude Now he knows something. No, he legit knows something. Thank you dog fucking God, man I can just stop to see what I mean. Like if it's just passing. He's like cook. Oh, this guy Feel good. I feel I'm getting a scheme together not on offense though, but defensively. I feel all right Like if I actually do play apex tonight and because that's gonna be like a lot of hours, bro I'm gonna be a stinky motherfucker, dude. I had him. He beat him eventually Roll out right make this throw He's just gotta hit that throw dog. Oh, like these dudes are just getting pressed so fucking unreal, dude It's like It's ungodly like there's just no routes on the field There's literally night I put a post route to my goddamn dude in the middle and he went night He didn't like he didn't run this route like he didn't run it. I cannot fucking this shit is the bad This shit is old D tough, dude So I have to have the worst possible RPO defense in the world like literally the way it's just so free for somebody Run RPO he's giving up the fucking roll out shit, dude until his running back starts glowing Then he'll be back in that offense Once his running back starts glowing then we'll be back and stretch every play and bait and dive I just want to know how is Bo Jackson not running his route, dude Is he bumping into the linemen or some shit like how is he? No, but do y'all see the Bo Jackson shit I'm dealing with do y'all see it? This is they these dudes are fucking like I don't know like bro I don't know. I seriously have no idea what to do and how bad these dudes are getting bagged in man coverage I mean, there's one route that's open It's the running back route. It's the running back angle route slants Stock slants. I mean, I'm like as bad as like my run defenses. I'm struggling offense way worse than I'm on defense But there's no way I should be like it's just it's just I can't you can't beat the shit deep They press the fuck out of you. It's literally the running back open. Oh Look the running backs not glowing. Oh, yeah, you suck. Oh look his running backs not glow Look, I can't get a fucking yard. He can't get a fucking yard his running backs not glowing So it literally cannot stop them fucking corner house dog like this is like Bumble all he recovered it. Oh my god pistol ease. Where's this is RPO or something here? This is something fucking nasty boys. I want to know. Who do you see open on a motion dog? That's what I'm motion motioning is like the worst thing you can fucking do I swear to God who X was but he got bumped so bad that like he wasn't even an option for me to throw the ball Like these dudes are bad boys. They're fucking bagged dude like motioning receivers is not good I don't care what planet y'all on but motion them is like makes it worse, dude It legit makes it worse when you motion a receiver Like there's pressure before anybody even gets off of like and the worst part is y'all telling me what they're like Yeah, man, you gotta do this. You got no motherfuckers are just bagged 360 no scope the wheel has a fucking safety over time dog It's like y'all don't understand that there's safeties It's like y'all really don't understand that it just blows my mind that you guys don't understand There's two safeties over top of wheel routes and streaks. It's not that fucking easy No, I swear to God, you know, it's like you could time it perfectly while Lawrence Taylor's swim moving everybody on your team You right, I should I should put stuff he lead on thought that would change the game Help me throw the ball a little bit better over top But he's just running through like dog like they're right there. How can I be mad at this? How can I like expect more? Like my team is on the fucking ground chat I don't know what more y'all want me to do like my team is literally getting rolled on the like I It's just that I guess like I can't even I'm at like it's just a game man It's just stupid as fuck play all pro to stupid shit Dog the outside streak just never fucking ran and he finally ran now and we hit him like if you always see the road He ran at decent little dot. I should tell Hayward Bay get pressed to the ground Juke fall get back up and run and run a streak dude. That's what you need to do Hey, we're Bay every play and we'll have a touchdown Shit for the tooth water Of course he is and nobody's fucking there like nobody's fucking there And I want I want somebody to run with him when he motions dog. I just like I don't know how to do that shit Go cheat is dumb ass. Just do fucking stop He's gonna run here like he's going to run the ball here 100% he's going to run stretch I just can knock it over how he doesn't fucking cover that shit. He throws it right fucking Like he just doesn't cut. I don't know dude. I seriously don't know I feel like that's fucking perfect defense I don't do my head off the damn stage and shit man fuck I don't know what he was guarding right there, but not enough dog he is like dog like I Can't get over how easy it is for this guy to throw that shit What are you actually throwing dude like let him throw that interception Don't where is the fucking zero yard like where is where'd he go? It's like this is fucking insanity dude Come on dickhead Oh my god I'll tire to share y'all enjoying these games. I mean, I Man it's getting to the point where like enough is enough, but like I don't mind playing these Jaws Catch how am I running the station over and over like what I'm in a whole different goddamn formation. What have you been watching? I done tried Oh my god, dog. I literally can fucking not dude drops are such a fucking L, dude You're like this man is doing some wild ass crazy adjustments or some shit. I gotta switch it up. Oh my fucking god I'm gonna lose my fucking mom That would be insane if my goddamn Aaron Donald did anything Don't mind my dog boys. How do we stop the run dog sir? This is fucking miserable Don't why is it like sucking me dog the bitches sucking me to the left like come on game? Oh my god, dog. I rank commit and shift everybody that way rank commit that way It's just I can't tackle the mother dog Run commit is the worst shit in the game. It is the most cock-sucking worthless piece of shit They ever put in the game run commit. It is like dog. Oh, why are you stopping Randy Moss? Do y'all see this shit? Do y'all see it like he's going to be open just fucking dog Moss is just not running a slant. He's getting pressed and giving up That was just terrible, dude my mom I like you have no idea how bad these dudes are getting fucking bumped. It is disgusting Feet, please. Yes. Haha. You dumb piece of shit ass player. Yeah We gotta try some off meta shit right here like this No shit in the post try that Watches absolutely Missed that we dog you are dog shit, bro dumb bitch Welcome to the 360 no scope. I mean dog. You're not even looking at me. You're just throwing the dog Vanguard's the best shit in the game dog. Like I don't know why I have rack them up in that vanguard Your game dog fuck off my field dude again MLB me hit a loss three in a row