 Welcome to fight crab the ultimate game for fighting crabs Legally is this legal, but this game is fight crab. I don't ready. I guess so I guess I Welcome to the world of fight crab. You are a crab use the left and right analog sticks to manipulate your claws Try raising both your claws above your shell. Oh my god punching. Oh boy. Oh boy Dude, this is the ultimate fighting game. You could use your little pinchers. Uh, uh, uh, uh Pinch him pinch him get him get him pinch him pinch him pinch him grab on to him Do what you must crave dude. This is dope. This is sick nasty dude flip your opponent onto their cold damp hard cold Sea floor you can close your pinchers by pressing lb and rb. Okay Hold on wait your opponent's punch can be guarded by holding lb and rb. Oh shit. Oh I get it. You cannot defeat me little bitch boy Dude, dude, I'm grabbing him. I'm pulling his arms apart. Oh by pressing the left stick You can okay the controls are a little bit weird, but that's okay. Oh My god. Oh, wow. We could really move around baby flip your opponent on their cold damp back to win bitch Sucks to suck you shitty Let's go baby the red rock crab thinks they can do damage to me, huh? You think you know me bitch? I will eat you for breakfast little crab. I might give it to a fancy little meal I Dude, he's already on his cold damp back dude. Oh my god In seconds in seconds. I've bested my opponent. You think you're big, huh? You think you're big you think you're fancy Oh, you silly little crustacean. I will fuck you up greater than Poseidon Something with Greek mythology, I don't know Greek mythology, but there's something there Christmas red crab dude. All these guys are big beefy baby boys, but I the master of all crabs Will best you any contest hand-to-hand claw-to-claw more like it. Am I right? Justin do you like editing for me is it even remotely rewarding stage one clear Easy crab. How are you feeling? Do you feel the rate? Happening what is happening to him? He's ascending dude. I thought I was a normal-sized crab Turns out I'm a big beefy boy, dude. I am the biggest beefiest crustacean this side of the missus sip you think you can get me boy You think you can get me dude. I have a palm tree in my hand. Oh My god I'm using trees as we pens. Oh, hold on. What if I hit you with a fucking car? Yes Yes, come here come here little man You stupid idiot you stupid stupid idiot you win easy long-arm crab more like More more are at the elbow crab. This is ridiculous. Look at the arms on this guy. Oh my god, dude He big he beefy he bad Wow, I love snow crab. I have eaten snow crab many a time. I put you in my gullet before snow crab And this time won't be any different, huh? You're not even that good by yourself. You're just a vehicle for butter How's that make you feel bitch not too good probably not too good. We're climbing on buildings. Oh Back on your shitty little back, huh? Oh, oh Coconut crab you big you very big. Is this the dude from Moana? Is this the dude that's obsessed with with shiny stuff? I think that's him. It would be good to grab a car What if you grab the car? Yeah? Yeah, I want I want a weapon. Give me a gun Give me a give me a gun or something. Huh? Let me just take him out as quick as possible He's almost on his back if that building wasn't in the way he'd be on his back V-quick he looks like a big spider crabs are the spider of the sea all right. I need to Use some Strategy here because the building's keeping him up, you know, so I need to get him away from that so I can get him on his back Yes, yes, it worked immediately Immediately it worked. Yes coconut crab. You have been busted, sir lobster A lobster is not a crab. He's got a knife In from him get in from him use use evasive maneuvers. Come on. Come on. Self-defense self-defense self-defense Does he have tuna? He has a gun too. He brought a knife and a gun to a claw fight, dude No, no, no, no, no Get him get him Best him you can do it. Yes. I have the knife now I have the knife cut off his arms take the gun away from him. Come on. Come on, baby. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes, can I grab the knife wait if Oh my god grab the knife grab the knife grab the knife grab the knife grab the knife What does he have is he fucking pod racing dude? He is He's pod racing some of you may think oh, this is some animation blue lobsters aren't real But in fact they are just in pop a picture of a real blue lobster up on the screen Those are real. Wow. They're big. They're beefy. They're blue Oh Too bad, baby too bad. Let's pod race ourselves Oh god Final round. Oh god. Yes Yes, get him get him Destroy him big beefy crab man What kind of crab is this a carrier crab? Oh my god. Get him get him. He's got flames on him My he's got flames on him. Am I doing good? I have no idea. I have no idea if I'm doing good or no My god, get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up Would you like some assistance cough? I don't need your help. Oh, I get to do it again. I don't have to redo the entire thing. Okay. Well, that's nice I don't have any weapon grab a grab a tree grab Grab him grab him. Don't let him best you baby Don't let him best you see this is probably even harder now because I don't have anything here Come on. You could do this Ethan. He's at 55. What does that mean? Back away? Get away. Get away He's gonna explode. He's gonna explode Look out get out of there. Take yourself away as quick as your little crab legs can go Oh my god, let's really get into him now. Let's get into him hyper mode. Yes Now I will explode onto the you better back up carrier crab You better carry your ass out of here Explode Oh now he's gonna explode Now he's gonna explode back out back out back out No, no, he's grabbing my my little legs My little tiny legs. Oh, get back up get back up No No, get back up get back up little one Barely come on. He's almost there, baby. He's almost there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes I Win I've done the ultimate crab. I have 7,000 crab points. Oh my god Okay, well first of all Buying that we could get the revolver Let's do it crab Wow, you can be different crabs. That's cool. That's cool. Oh Oh Oh, oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god fighting swords and shields, baby I am king author Get out of here, dude In seconds in a matter of seconds. How long did that take like two seconds? Oh my god. Oh my god He's got a big old axe. He's got a big old axe, but that's okay So funny I'm a crab with a gun I'm a crab with a gun Dude, you're hitting me with two crabs at once. Well, it's just ain't fair. Oh, wait I forgot. I'm the best in the world, baby. Yes. The god of thunder has arrived This is uh, this is pretty intense, dude. Not gonna lie ngl It's pretty intense. Oh, and I've got a hyper mode. Oh Oh, I don't even need a weapon for this. I don't even need one I've got everything I've got right here. You win. Oh, baby Ha easy. Let's buy a new crab. I have 3000. Let's do the lobster, dude My good old manor side Is coming up. Let's do the crabby walk in fire Let's do hard mode. Why not? I can take you on I can best you little crab man I am a lobster. I've got a tail. I've got an ass that goes long for days, dude Let's get up into skills Let's get up in these skills Oh, no, I lost my sword. I lost my sword. I lost my sword. I still have my gun, but I lost my sword Oh, no fear. No fear. He's on this back now. Yeah Yep, easy easy easy easy. Oh and hyper mode. Yeah, okay. Let's go hit him with a bottle, dude Hit him with does he have batons like police batons? He does, doesn't he? Hey, uh friend. I'm about to explode Literally Literally, there we go. No, I warned you about it Broke a bottle over crab's head. What is this game Justin? Justin told me to play this game. He's got none chucks You didn't tell me there would be a lunch up crab. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Grab him grab him see the claws are a lot harder to maneuver With the lobster because they start big and baffy, you know, I don't even know what's happening right now I have no fucking clue what's going on. Am I grabbing him? Am I fighting him? I don't know I have no idea what's happening. Am I about to explode? Yeah, and he's gonna feel my fiery fist. Oh pain There he goes On your back again, huh? Well, that's where you lose the fight I'm win. All right big coconut boy Let's go, baby Let's go. I need to get me a weapon. What does he have? I've got a lot of uh damage right now Like a lot get back on your feets. He's get back on your feets. He's good. Good. Good God, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Don't die. Have you processed what you're looking at? I just want to I just want to ask if you process that What happens when he falls off? I win. That's what happens two crabs or runs. All right, let's go Just push him off the edge easy dub easy dub. Yes. Get him get him explode him off the map Yes, yes How did you okay? He didn't there we go. There we go. Come on. Come on, baby You can do this do it for mom do it for mom. Come on, baby There we go There we go. Oh, he almost got off the map too He almost got there. I am low Come on. Come on get back up get back up Ah, yes, yes, yes Good up on this thing All right, listen that level's hard. Okay But what if because I think the gun is Fucking useless. We've got almost 10,000. What if we hmm a halberd halberd. That's what it is. Just get the hammer Javelin. Yeah, let's do it. All right. Now. Let's fight. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it on hard, baby Oh You stupid souls you stupid Fucking idiots you idiots you idiots. I feel like I'm not getting a single Shot off. I do have him at 60. That's good. I'm at 74 though. Which is not Not super chill Yes, got one got one. Don't fall off the edge you idiot. Come on Hyper mode come on. God. This is the hardest game I've ever played in my life. Get him off Get him off there Push him push him off. You've got a shitty ass. You have a you have a you have asked the size of a twizzler This doesn't even make sense because of how long this god damn it. I fucking hate everything What if I can I level up? Yes, let's do it Level five now, baby. Oh and I can change my color Well, obviously I'm gonna be a blue lobster. Let's fucking get him, dude. You're afraid of me now, bitch You're afraid of me now red frog crab. You should be baby You should be I'm faster. I'm stronger. I hit harder than ever before Yeah, I get the fuck out of here. Come on, baby Come on. I hate everything about this game. I hate it. I fucking hate it. Get him Get him eat him alive Eat him the fuck alive You fucking bitch Come on. Get on your fucking back boy. Oh, yes. Okay. Now it's time for you, bitch Stupid stupid red frog crab. Come on. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die. Please if no die god damn it Come on, baby. Come on. Ethan you could do this You could do this. I believe in you. I've never believed in anyone as much as I believe in you