 This week on Fan Service, we talk about my hero academia. Detectives with guns for their faces. Food Wars. And Christian Bale's burrito son. Someone just do it. Someone just, someone do it. Junk, junk, junk, junk, junk. No, not that. No, I think that's it. Junk, junk, junk. You think that's how we're starting? You think that's how we're starting the episode? I think we're already started. Yeah, we just started. Oh my God. Hey, everyone. Hey. First off, happy birthday. Yay! Today is the actual, three years ago today is when Fan Service won when Fan Service was actually Fan Service started. What is Fan Service US? Fan Service is Rooster Teeth's official anime podcast. I didn't ask, because I already knew, because I'm smart and intellectual, big brain. And if you don't know, small brain. But when you learn, big brain. Oh my God. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Who's big brain? Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. I'm Carrie, big brain, Shawcross. I'm Miles, Reg, brain? Reg brain? Luna? Atlas. Regulation. That was, Miles, Atlas, Luna. Yes. That's right. I was gonna say, people know me for wearing a hat, but after the last episode, they do. It is in the wings. In case, just, hey, can you yee-haw that over here? I miss, it's my, just in case I start developing another migraine hat. I miss one episode, and all of a sudden, I'm the cowboy hat guy. Yeah, yeah, Miles is officially the, it kinda looks like a fedora. Don't make it worse. It looks like a fedora. Don't make it worse. We have to get him a fedora. I'm Cole. I don't have a middle name. How would you, how would you describe your brain in one word? Horny. I was gonna say it. Yep. Yeah. Could it be better? Issa? I'm Issa. I'm more than one brain cell, Issa. Oh. That's fucking bragging. I got the horny brain cell. He got the big brain cell. Yeah. No hat brain cell. No hat. The cold brain cell. The cold brain cell. Where's my, where's my home? That keeps me sheltered. My thing, I know I said big brain, one cell though. One cell. One big cell. Yeah, you know, like most brains have all the wrinkles. Yours just looks like a big fucking, like everlasting gobb stopper. Just, just in there. No seam. Super smooth. Do you know that? Very smooth. Christian University in Texas. Baylor? The Texas Christian University. Oh, yeah, that one. TCU. Their mascot is the horny toad. Oh yeah. What are they thinking? I'm mad at them. Yeah. Maybe it's a test for their students. Are you turned on by this toad? Well, I didn't mean it like that. But. Say it more like if you make jokes. The one guy's like, yeah, oh, I mean, no. I mean, if it was Naname, yes. What is? I'm attracted to my sister, the toad. So like, Scalies are like, if you're a furry for reptilian things. I'm not going to comment on that. I don't know. What is, what would? There's a term for birds as well. Amphibiany. Slimeys. Slimeys. I don't know. That seems like, and I don't mean this to be negative for anybody. That seems like the slur. Yeah. That they wouldn't like. Oh, fair. And that they would actually be like a nicer. Webbies. That's what it is. That sounds like what you are, which is someone who does want to fuck a spider woman. I think that's also an award the company's won. So, I'm hoping not for that. Man, this is a story. You look up Ragnarra from Monster Musume and tell me you don't have feelings. I didn't even know what half of the words in that sentence meant. Well, we'll figure it out. Hey, this Naname podcast, right? Obviously. Obviously. And we've been watching Naname. It's true. So it's a new season. The last time I was on, we previewed the new season. Yes, so you were out. I filled them in a little bit on Assassin's Pride. I heard. I heard we had what we... So, Miles and I have been trying something, which we definitely want to get you guys in on. We need to figure out some of the kinks first because we've been having anime and hot tub night. Yes, yeah. We realized the last anime and hot tub night was actually Sick Boy Soup Night, where two boys get in a hot tub and come out far sicker than they got with. One of them was a little sick at the time. And then after that, one of them was very sick at the time. And then after that, another one was very, very sick. We all... Now, when you're in the hot tub, are you at least five feet apart? I know the meme that you're referencing, but if I'm going to be honest, it's not that big of a hot tub. And we wouldn't be five feet apart anyways. Because we are always so close. Yeah, the correct answer is no. We were not five feet apart. There we go. Kyle just stood up. Thank you, Kyle. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! For reference, Issa, what's that? Because what's that audio clip that we keep referencing so people can discover it on their own? Oh man, the title. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Cutest Japanese girl in V-Chat. So there's some VR chat, sorry. So Japanese girl on VR chat. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, we won't spoil it. Just check on that. Yeah, Assassin's Pride. Why don't y'all figure out your soup thing and then we'll join you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, I let them know. Assassin's Pride. Dude, soup's another one. Wasn't my favorite. Did not necessarily immediately grab me. I liked that it actually started with something. Like, there was a cool fight scene and it wasn't like, boy, transported to another world. Yeah. And I love the world building. Like, the entire world lives in a... It's like a giant chandelier. Yeah, it's like candelabra. Yeah. And it's like, oh, there's monsters outside of this. These are the only places that have energy left to keep them safe. So that didn't particularly grab me. But then this past week, I did watch one of the other shows that we had kind of previewed. I think you and Sherry both watched. I think you watched too. No Guns Life. Yeah. This is the show with the noir detective with a fucking revolver for a head. Yeah, it's okay. His name is Resolver. Yeah. Well, that's his big name. He has a full name, but he's known as the Resolver because he resolves problems in his neck of the... He's your friendly neighborhood gunhead, man. Does every show begin with the crime happening, him showing up, seeing the dead person, him giving a pun about said dead person, and then putting on a pair of sunglasses and a hit song by the Who plays? I have to assume they're building to that. Okay. I have to assume they're building to that. I've only seen the first episode. Same. Okay. Does it smoke? The gun, when he fires it? I don't know. Because he hasn't fired it yet. He has a smart gun. But to be clear, then the original question that you're asking, the gunman smokes cigarettes. That's true. The gun does smoke. So he does smoke. Smoking barrel. Oh my God, he's a smoking gun. That's great. Yeah. So it is literally... I feel like, and I don't mean this in a bad way, but I completely expect people to take it in a bad way. Do y'all remember the movie called The Spirit? Oh God, like vaguely on the edge of my memory. Like the superhero of the spirit? He was like superhero, but he was like this detective. Or maybe I'm mixing up with another movie. I don't know. It was a TV series. It was like... No, it was a movie. Okay. It was a movie. He's basically... It's like The Spectre or The Phantom. Yeah. See, this is an anime and this is where we stop now. Yeah. It is like the most hard-boiled, like this could just be like a detective series. Yeah, gun shoot detective. Yeah. The really interesting thing about it is, or one of the things I like about it is it's very sci-fi oriented in a sci-fi light way, I guess. And that it's, for the most part, I feel like, or what I've seen so far could take place like in the near future. But there's this very ghost in the shell-like. There is, you can enhance your body. Yeah. And become extended. Yeah. And they hint at this idea that during a previous war, there were people who were, they're called overextended. And that are now like, that's not allowed, but extended is still allowed. And he is this overextended relic. It does feel like a more fantastical, for lack of a better word, almost cartoony take on Ghost in the Shell. Yeah. It's more stylized, I guess, into the absurd. Like, again, like Ghost in the Shell, yeah, you have people that are practically weapons, like walking around cyborgs, but the fact that it's fucking gunned for a head, it's like, okay, this is a little pushed towards the absurd. They definitely have moments where you can tell, like they know what they're doing. And that's what I appreciate. Like they, like, he has a moment where he gets embarrassed. And like, it goes to the, like, it almost looks like Al from Full Metal, but like, they have the white eyes, like, oh! Yeah, like, detail goes away, it's just a shape, and like, oh! Like, they'll do some like comedy moments like that. They seem to have like, and they're having fun with it too, like Resolver has a few, like there's two little like, I don't know if you'd call it a weakness, but like, he gets very flustered by pretty girls. Like a pretty girl kisses him on the cheek in the beginning, he's like, oh! And then like, at a certain point. He's a very, in that moment, he had a very like, horrible detective line, which is like, there's like, women and drinks only cause problems, to keep them money or whatever. Yeah, he's just like, it's this very like, not traditional, but like that old timey field, noir thing. Very kind of campy. And then he has another moment later where like, there's a character who they very, go out of the way to show it's like, she's wearing almost nothing and has huge boobs. And like, I think she's very much supposed to be like a femme fatale type character, which is why they're leaning into it so hard. Yeah. And it's like, okay. Cause that's also a film noir thing is like, it is sexy and dangerous. The first time like, I think you might have walked in, I don't know if he's like, I'm watching it in our office and I just go, it's just a shot of like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. And I was like, okay, I don't think we need this yet. And then like, as it started going, it was like, need still a strong word. Yes. It doesn't feel completely unjustified. Yeah. And then it leads to another moment where he's like, oh! Like, yeah. And the other thing they do, the other thing that they do with it is he has a whole fear of humidity in the water because he'll rust. Yeah. And so then he falls in the water and he like kicks out his cylinder and is like, oh no, I gotta make sure I don't rust. I remember in the synopsis it also said that he can't fire his own gun red. Yeah. Someone else that he trusts needs to pull the trigger and the thing that we established from the very beginning. Cause like the- I don't trust anyone. Yeah. He helps someone out and she's like, maybe we partner up and he's like, I don't have partners. Yeah. I'll never open myself up. Yeah. So it does my trigger. The reason I like it, or I'm enjoying it so far at least, is it's a, there's a lot of ingredients that are like, I know what they're doing. It's the character that came from a war that has this troubled past that is really powerful and it's holding back and it's trying to do the right thing. And then there's this, you know, other character that, you know, he needs to help for this reason, all this stuff. But the fact that it's just like a dude walking around with a giant gun on his head is making me go like, okay, like I can tell they're playing with it and not just copying stuff. It's not, it is not strictly derivative. Right. Because there is like, again, if it wasn't a gunhead man, like they have, oh, there's the big corporation that's like, oh, maybe they're, Google, not Google, is actually bad guys. Like, of course there's shady stuff going on with the giant corporation. And of course, but like, it so far feels more like paying homage to these things as opposed to falling prey to old conventions. Yeah. Oh, if you haven't seen that. No picture, no gun's life. It'll be interesting because I think this week's Psycho Pass Season Three comes out. Oh. So it's going up against that as far as like that noir. The other thing that I'll give, I'll give it is there was a, I'll call it a twist towards the end of the episode that like, it is checking all these boxes of what makes like a solid noir story. And in the first episode, it hits every single box, including a twist that isn't like the twist of the whole mystery, right? But there's almost sort of like an, episode one has its own mini mystery within it. And you get the, like, you get this revelatory information at the end of the episode that made me legitimately go, oh, cool. Yeah. That was really neat. And I'm, though I'm not super in love with it yet, I am absolutely going to watch a second episode. So like the entire time I'm thinking in my head, what does this look like? And what I've been thinking is kind of similar to something from like Luluko, you know, where Luluko's thing, her transformation into a gun. And it's just so like loopy and weird. And you guys say noir, so I'm like, oh, I guess like a big church coat kind of a thing. And then I see this, I was like, oh, oh yeah. Yeah, he fucks. That gunhead fucks. Yeah, no, he, it's really cool too. It's a type of protagonist too, where at least within his own, call it like neighborhood or sect or whatever, like everybody fucking knows him. And everyone's like, oh, that's fucking resolve him. Some people love him, some people are afraid of him. Yeah. It's kind of like, I think they're afraid of him for the right reasons or maybe not. And there's some people like, oh my God, and extended and they're like, no, no, no, no, no. That's resolver. Right. He's chill. It's, I'm digging it yet. Me too. Again, I don't want to spoil it, but just for people who've seen it. The, my favorite thing about the end of the episode is they had a perfect place to end the episode, like one scene sooner. Yeah, they did. Because they didn't, it was like such a stronger hook for me to watch the second episode. There was the way that episode ends. I was like, yeah. I remember thinking of you when I watched that too. I was like, I was like, if Carrie watches this, he's going to fucking love that ending. Was I right? You're 100% right. Yeah. It's definitely on my list. I haven't seen any yet. So it's, we all are definitely making me. You can, Funimation? You can watch it on Hulu as well. Oh, it's on Hulu. I'm watching on Hulu. I think Funimation, most of their stuff comes out on Hulu slightly afterwards. Here's the thing that confused me. You do have to have just standard subtitles turned on as an option on Hulu for it to, because I, it played and it was like sub. It started playing and there's no subtitle thing. And I'm like, wait, what? What is happening? And then you have to go into your settings. Which is great. If you're trying to learn Japanese, you can turn off, because crunchy ball won't let you turn off subtitles. Really? At least on mobile. You get a little piece of paper. Slightly annoying. No, because Amazon is the exact same way where you have to turn on subtitles. But then if you're watching something else, you then have to go turn off the subtitles I don't need to read Steven Universe. Yeah, I just, I'm, I've written a poem where I just put subtitles on everything. Yeah, I'm just old inside. I am hearing impaired. Yes, thank you. I actually understand things a lot better if I read it as well. Yeah, I just sometimes when I'm watching something gives away the punchline. Yes, I hate it. When you see a sentence, and even if you're not trying to read it, but you see the like two dashes and you're like, oh, well someone's gonna get interrupted before they finish this. And it might be because, oh, they got shot. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, I knew that was coming. Or, you know, yeah, it telegraphs it so hard. Taylor City has a great video about that, about when the subtitles in an anime give away what's about to happen. Yes, that's really funny. Yeah, so there's, yeah, I've seen, we've seen one episode, as we're recording this, there's two out. So by the time you're watching this, it might be three. Cool. Depending on when it comes out. Yeah, probably. I'm definitely gonna keep it up. Yay, wow. East, do you want to go next or do you want me to go next? I can go. I've been watching Food Wars ever. Hell yeah! Cole's really excited. Fine, I'm so excited. I haven't heard in a long time. So fourth season is out now. Yes. On Crunchyroll. And the only way I got around to watching it was I just sat down, I'm sitting in someone's living room and they just put it on. So people ask us, do you guys get this a lot where people ask you, how do you get people to watch an anime? Yes. Like, oh, what anime do I, restraints people watch in? Pretty much. Like, my brother growing up hates, like, was like, oh, I hate anime. Like, I don't like GB. I don't like that stuff. I hate fun. Yeah. He likes it now. How we got to that point was... Clicker training. Yeah, exactly. You just go in a room and turn it on. Yeah. And then people walk by and they're like, what's this stupid thing? I'm gonna sit down and watch it just to make fun of it. You're like, okay, cool. Next episode. Exactly. And then they're like, there was this and it's like, no, put the next one. Yeah, it was pretty stupid. You put the next one though. I like making fun of it. What you're saying is your brother's a tsundere? Yes. Anyone who doesn't like anime is a tsundere. Yeah. But funny enough, I started at first because of the first two episodes of season four came out. Yeah. And I was just there. So most of the time, the person I was watching with, they were just kind of keeping me up to date. I was like, oh, I understand all the tropes. I like, I don't necessarily need an explanation, but I'll listen. So you hadn't seen any? I hadn't seen any prior to. I'd only read the first chapter of the manga at that point. Chill out a lot on the fan service stuff as a series goes on. Yes. The person I was watching with, they also said that as well. So the thing is, eventually it came to a point where they were like, I'm just gonna put the first season. I was like, okay. I won't stop you. I won't stop you. They keep looking at me and I'm like, yeah, keep going, keep going. So now I'm at the point where I'm pretty invested. I remember all the characters. The best girl is Tadokoro. Which one is her? Oh, are you an arena? I'm a Nikumi, please. Oh, you are! Ikumi is the fan service chick. May I, with that as someone that's only watched the first episode, right now can each of you make a case for your respective best girls? I've only seen like the first six episodes. Kyle, could you bring up a picture of Nikumi and IKUMI? Also, I put on my best girl judging cowboy hat, Yeehaw. And once you see her, my case will stand. Oh my God. Okay, so hold on. Are you saying that your entire defense is gonna be based entirely on a picture? I could do more. I think that may not be fair, because I wanna know who these people are. Okay, so this is Nikumi. Nikumi, yes. Nikumi. Ikumi, but Nikumi means me and her family owns Japan's... Largest. Largest Kobe beef distributor. Okay. What makes her best? She's a Tsundere. Okay, great, good. And she saves the day most of the time because stupid Soma needs meat. Okay. And where's he gonna get her from? Okay. Her nickname in the school is the meat master. Issa, you got a tough hill to climb. All right, Issa, who's your best girl from Food Wars? Your best girl tries her best. That's the thing. That's why she's my best girl. She tries her best. That's typically, yeah. Todokoro, T-A-D-O-K-O-R-O. Todokoro. That's the second one. Megami. Oh my. She's your classic. Girl next door, she tries her best. She has low self-confidence. But really, you just wanna get her through college. Yes! Issa gets it. Is that a Nendoroid with holding a fish up? That's great. Yeah. She comes from a fishing village. That's it. Oh, shit. I don't know. Oh, there's a Todokoro. Oh, shit. What if instead of having to pick one, they'd fell in love? And then, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. Who's your best boy? Oh, I haven't met everyone. So if you guys haven't known, Food Wars is like one of the biggest tournament anime manga that's out there now. And it's about cooking. They basically put Iron Chef, but in high school, and as an anime. Oh, look, they found the perfect image. So good, so good. Yeah! I see, you don't have to pick. We don't have to pick. Plus, that image wins. That image is best girl. That image rocks. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Nice, nice, nice. Nice! So, Food Wars follows the main character, the protagonist, Soma, Yukihira Soma, who comes from like, a classic Japanese old school diner, family style. Family style. He used to serve customers, and then he decides to go to this up and pretentious, like, cooking school, Totsuki. Because his dad is a chef. Because his dad is a chef, and his dad challenges him. So, Soma actually ends up transferring into the school, not because his food was good, but the big twist is that like, the person who is in charge of judging, her name is Arina, she hates him so much, so she says no based on a bias, even though his food was delicious. But her grandpa tasted his food, and he decides to transmit her image. Yeah, and you know it's delicious because like, anytime anybody eats good food, not sure if they nut. Yes. And so you see people nut. Yeah. So the fun, like it's very, I'm going to use a lot of terms that the person I've been watching Food Wars uses. Like nut. Like nut. They always go, oh, it gets really rude soon. That's very good. That's very good. Oh, this is the rudest thing you'll ever see. And so they'll always, they'll always warn me before it happens. And he goes, it's going to get rude really soon. I was like, okay, cool, thanks. But what was the other thing that they say, oh, F, I forgot already. Basted. It's like the GTA game. Just like a ladle. But oh, here's this. He goes, he was saying is like, you know, it gets rude a lot, but at least with Food Wars, it's equal opportunity rude. Yes. I'm about that. I'm so about that. At first it's a lot of girls, but there's so many naked guy shots. Yeah. That was what, that's what, how I really came around on Kill a Kill. Same. Yeah, that's right. The constantly addressing professor. There's the dude that like the masochist that's just like, yeah, punish. I guess it's like quality over quantity, because in the first episode, like the one girl who's like, he makes food, gets them first. She makes her underlings try it and all those dudes on the coast. Oh yeah, like oh. Yeah. Here's a question. And there's no right answer to this. I'm just curious. What, because I think we all agree, like rude moments, but equal opportunity is good. Yes. What's better to have, what's the fucking butt show? Oh. K. Joe. K. Joe. Is it to like, is it that for every K. Joe, there needs to be a free or that it should be like food wars where. I love both. I mean, there's no right or wrong answer. I mean, it's like everything's great, but it's like, what's, what's better is it to have like. I think whatever. Locust show, if you will. I think whatever you're better executing. That's good. Yeah. Because the thing I like about food wars is like, yeah, there's genuine reasons for every, every gender tonight. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and like, that's good. Wait, could that be the episode title? Probably not. Yeah, we're going to get. Yeah. Definitely not to monetize. That's for everyone. That's for everyone. Good God. The interesting thing about the anime that I've, so I've only seen like 10, 11 episodes. The interesting thing about the anime is the way they hook you is the one episode, they'll do the setup. Here's the problem. Here's the exposition. This is what the characters have to face. And then it's usually like the other person cooking, but they always end it with the question, what's Soma going to do? So then that's the hook because you're like, wait, what is he going to do? So then you're kind of just like, I don't mind watching the next one. I have. I have. I think most of the manga that's out in volume from right now is awesome because the chapter breaks will be the recipes for what they're cooking. Cute. Absolutely. Please. That would be amazing. Yeah. It's so good. But so far it's like very, it's very fun. I see why it's so popular. And I think the art style, not a knock on it. I'm going to say the word appealing and generic. I think it's kind of your, it looks like anime. What a stereotypical anime would be. But that's where a lot of the appeal is though, is it looks very nice. Right. There is a lot of appeal with the style. It's not like super crazy. It's not like, it's not like grim. It's palatable. And I feel like the, just from what I remember watching, like it does a good job of being like, yeah, kind of like you said, like pretty normal for anime. But then when they do the food stuff, they can go a little bit more detailed with it. And it still all fits in. It just then feels like the good version of like the Ren and Stimby shot where it's like zoomed in and all fucked up. But it says the beautiful version. It heightens it. Yeah. It's also like the source of the big action is so unusual. I think the fact that it looks pretty standard adds to that. And the same with like, you know, a lot of early, like mature animation in the West, part of the shtick is like, oh, it looks like it's a show for kids, but don't let your kids watch this Simpsons. Like, you know, it was like, it was that sort of thing. And so it's like, he presents something that looks like your stereotypical like shown in anime. And then you get to the hook, which is, oh, the action is food. Yeah. Or they're nutting. Yeah. Yeah. So, so far, I really enjoy it. It's definitely one of those like, okay, cool. There's been so many moments where the character says something and like the subtitles will come on. So it's like, I already know what happens next, but it's also because it is very troperific. It fills every kind of box, every standard like animation in box. So most of the time there's this one where it's like, but you have to follow this rule. And I go, it still has to cook it. And the person I'm watching with goes, yep, you're right. I'm like, I knew it. I always, I always figure it out, but I'm still enjoying myself. I like one of those. Because like, I think we talked a little bit about it during a demon slayer talk. Is that it's, I mean, we use the word deconstructionist. It's taking that like normal shown in kind of like, but instead of punching harder, what if you cooked better? Yeah. Yeah. Punch him in the mouth with flavor. You kick the roast. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of it. Like I forgot I can use my left hand to spice. I can kick the oven door closed. Yeah. I mean, I think it's the same reason I was taken no guns life. I just like over the top stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. So I'm over the top anime today. What about you? What have you been watching? Usually the most over the top. This one. What? What if it's, what if it's not over the top today? It's under the bottom. It's a little bit. I'm going to be on my harm trash today. That's the episode today. Yeah. I'm on my harm trash today. There's a little show. I didn't preview it whenever we were, we didn't preview it whenever we were looking through the stuff before. Just because I was like, okay, like I'll probably watch this. I'm not sure how much. You were ashamed. A little bit. I was also, I'm not sure how much other people are going to want to see this. Hey, Carrie. Yeah. What has Cole ever done in the history of you knowing him that is led you to believe that this man has shame? That is a very good point. He's shameless. He's shameless on Cole. In the same way. The Lorny Thel. In the same way that when, this is way too long of a story. That's what scares me. That's what scares me. Hit me. Hit me, come. So, Oresuki. It is, Oresuki is, the English name is, so you are the only one who loves me. Okay. Okay. Sounds very romantic and beautiful. Kind of like a, like a Nicholas Sparks anime. So, we open up with our homeboy Joro. All right. Joro's going to school and you hear the pitter-patter behind him. And who's this? It's Himawari, his longtime childhood friend. She got toast in her mouth? No, but she slaps him in the back real hard. Oh, okay. And then gives him... I'm assuming they're all of age too, right? No. Okay. No. Yes, they are. Oh. They were so... They started drawing that one. In Japan. Okay. They're all 16 and up. All right. Is that of age? Yes. In Japan? Yeah, I think so. You're going to look it up? Please do. I mean, there's some states at 17. You're going to get put on a list, he says. Texas is weird. Texas is like... Incognito, incognito. There's certain... Yeah, it's weird. Anyways, okay. Yeah. And so he's like, Hey, this is my friend Himawari. We've been friends since we were little. Well, we're going to go to school. Wow, she sure is cute. Who are we talking to? Me. Me. So far, this is the opening of Doki Doki Literature Club. Yeah. Let's see if it keeps going. So, he gets to his classroom and there's his best friend in the entire world, Sun-chan. What's up, Sun-chan? He's this baseball star. Okay. He's like, Hey, I'm going to hit all the home runs. And he's like, Hey, what do you do walking together? You guys are best friends. And he was like, Well, like an albatross around my neck. And she gets very upset and walks away. And he was like, Hey, man, you got to be nicer. You can't do this. Yeah. Negging's not cool. And then... He has a very scared look on her face. I don't like the answer. Is it 14? What is the age of consent in Japan? So, how do I put it? So there's a thing. At what age, Google results, at what age do Japanese people officially become adults? Is 20, age of consent is 13. Okay. Okay. All right. Edit this out. No, the people should know. We'll talk about this, Kyle. We'll talk about it again. Kyle is giving like a disappointed diet. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Do not hit that nice, nice, nice, nice. So there's 16 and 17 in this. So, okay. So, practically middle age. So then who should walk through the door behind him? We're worried about their mortgage. But the honey herself, the student council president. Honey herself. So she walks in, she's like, Hey, Joro, you're part of the student council. Why don't we have a talk? Okay. So they all go, Hemowari gets upset because she doesn't like the student council president, of course. She's jealous. It's too old. She's jealous. I don't know what to say. So, as I say, both Hemowari and the president, Oh, her name is Cosmos. They both, they're like, Hey, Joro, do you want to hang out this weekend? He's like, Oh yeah. And he kind of likes both of them. He's like, Okay, like I kind of like both girls. Like they're both pretty. I'm 16. He's got a 16. I'm riddled with hormones. He's got to settle down soon. Yeah. So then, he's like, Yeah, sure. So he goes on his first date with Cosmos. On the date they have this wonderful time. They see all these movies and um, you know, they get done There's the Sun setting sure sit down and she's like hey We sit with me real quick. He's like Yeah, sure. What's what's up? So she's like I something to tell you there's so nervous. There's someone I like She's like what and she like Leans in looks at him and he looks getting big and puffy and she's like I Like your best friend Sun-chan Bom-bom-bom Yeah, you could have guessed that from the title like you're the only one who likes me So he's like oh, she's like yeah, but here's the thing. Will you help me get with him? He's like, yeah, you know I like yeah, sure So then the next day happens and he goes in days with him a worry and she's like oh having fun And he looks and she's like oh, yeah, like hey wait I'm gonna tell you and he turns in that same benches there and she goes and sits on the bench She's like there's someone I like and she gets close and looks up and her lips get all puffy and she goes I'm in love with your best friend Sun-chan So How they fell in love with him was a long time ago. There'd been a baseball game remember he was the baseball star I remember remember miles so he went they like oh, yeah when he when they lost that baseball game He encouraged the entire team rock. Oh, that's weird. You're the reason you lost it But you're encouraging your entire team So then they go under the bleachers and check out what's going on He's hitting his head against the wall and one girl was on the West Hall and one girl was on the East Hall So that's how they didn't see each other. Okay, and they both fell in love with him there Who knew So Mewari asks her asks a Joro to help her this is when the turn happens He turns out to be a complete asshole Joro he was trying to get with both of them all along and he's like, okay Well, here's the deal like he's just like oh you bitches like you're gonna use me to get this guy He's like hey, but hey, here's the deal One of them is gonna fail. Oh my like one of them has to succeed I'm gonna help them get with him I'm gonna help both of them equally and he flattens like yeah, like the other one asked me to help I'm gonna help you both because I like both of you like I mean I'm friends with both of you, so I'm gonna help But here's the deal Every day during lunch he goes to the library and there's this one girl who nobody likes in the library because that's where she's hanging out Who the fuck reads? Yeah, she goes and know what you're doing and if you go back and watch all of the scenes She was creeping on him the entire time Every scene she was in the background. She's like here's the deal. He's like don't say it look over there I have something to tell you in the middle of their library is the bench She goes okay, that's amazing. That's amazing. She didn't deliver So she goes like Joro. I have to tell you something. There's someone I like it's you Boom the only one who likes him is the girl he doesn't like okay here's Okay, I was not interested that kind of won me over at the end a little bit. Yes that absurdity shit is good I would like to propose something that would be that I was hoping for that would have been like 10 times better Is if he sat down with sunshine Him and sunshine got together and sunshine leaned in and said I like you yeah, so here's the thing episode two There were three episodes in episode two Uh him and sunshine have a talk he goes. Hey, we have to have a talk. Oh does I turn since he's the bench goes this is down. He's in love with the girl. That's in love. Yeah, there it is There it is. There it is. I won't spoil anymore because the third episode I think fourth episode comes out this week. So next week will be closing on the when this When this episode of fanservice airs the fifth episode will be coming out Um, okay. I'm I'm a little bit more invested. Yeah, I know me too. I'm interested All like assholes and I love it. Okay, that's always sunny. That's great. Oh a little bit always sunny Um, there was a show that came out a few years ago, uh Gamer great gamers. Oh that Austin and I really liked that reminds me of that It's very similar to gamers and another show. Um, it's like a mix of gamers and or a gyro which is My teen romantic comedy snafu which is this like drama about like a guy who Has social anxiety like interacting with people and being forced to like make friends. So Okay, okay. I'm yeah this show is like Was I was like like I said, I was like, I don't think many people are gonna like this It's oh, here's a kid who's wanting to get with a bunch of girls, but only one girl likes them Like the execution is so good. I want to check it out. I would really want to check it out Where do you watch it? Uh funny funny. Okay, so funny. Funimation Yeah, so that's really funny. Um, I kind of want to get that bench I want a nindo of that bench You need to have a conversation with a friend. Yeah He keeps like interjecting it with English like the second time he sings the bench. She's oh, no Um, so, um, does anybody watched my hero? I did Oh, yeah, I did watch my hero I didn't yet because isn't the first episode kind of recap first episode fucking skip it You don't need to watch the recap second episode out. Yeah, I missed it. It's every Saturday I'm gonna have to spoil a thing for you because I can't do we want I can't not talk about a small thing in this episode Oh, I know what you're gonna talk about. You know exactly what I'm gonna talk about. Um, It's a lot of it is a lot of it is a reminder of kind of like There there's some cool shit that goes down Which I don't want to talk about if you haven't seen it yet. I can leave This is We have some very cool developments on the antagonist side. We will get into a lot of my hero talk So very yes, we will be getting into a lot of my hero talk this season Okay, so We can we can be a little ambiguous right now. Yeah while we're in this space specifically of kind of the stuff that we were just talking about I want to talk about one thing. Yeah, so there's a there's some really cool antagonist stuff That i'm excited for you to see But the the part of the story that we're picking up with deku From last season is oh, we're about to do this like internship green hair type thing Yeah, big black green naruto green naruto. Yeah, that's rock lee. That's rock lee. Oh green green boruto's dad. There you go. Thank you um He's gotta go find his son's named burrito I'm sorry. No, what it Christian Bale's son's named burrito. No, it's not going I can't I don't Kyle. Can you just check that while we're? Thank you. Thank you I'm taking my hat off if that's true. I'll just as a moment of respect for burrito. Yeah, um, so Uh, deku needs to go find someone to study under his name is joseph bale. What is wrong with you? What did I see? Ghosts Look at burrito bale. Wait, are christian bale's kids really named banana and burrito? Okay, no, I can't I can't no Tell me the thing he calls his kids banana and burrito. Okay. Sure. That's fine. I That's fine. Yeah He's christian bale. He can do whatever he wants. He's fucking hungry because he like starved himself for roles half the time He just it's like a lunaticanus. Yeah, it's a loony toots cartoon sometimes. He's like sun trans swaps to do an image of a burrito And it just accidentally comes out because he's driving for a steering wheel. Sorry burrito. I mean joseph, whatever you say burrito here's your allowance Dad, no, I mean it is gonna be in this. I know in the next spring season. There's a I'm hungry and I want to eat my kids So, I mean that this all started hats back on this back on his most method acting yet. He becomes an anime Deco Needs to go and get a teacher essentially for a potential internship thing and the person he's going to go after is all mites old sidekick And uh, mr. Naked uh translucent Boy, I can't remember the fuck his name the vault boy pit boy. Mario. Mario. Yeah, he's going to introduce him Yeah, and uh deck who's going to go meet this guy And the thing that he's told is like so this dude. He's like rail thin. He looks like man dark He's essentially anime man dark. Yeah, and he's like this dude is fucking scary. Yeah, he's like no nonsense, dude But pit boy tells him I'm going to tell you the secret and you have to do this or he will not accept you take hold him You have to Get this guy to laugh Because he appreciates humor over everything else if you can't get this guy to laugh He's never going to take you on. Okay. Okay, and he says this right before they go in the door This is when we now get through them through the magic of storytelling We are transported inside his office where he's getting a briefing from his current sidekick. Who's um Like a mermaid girl. Her name's I would have called her um titty captain Um, uh, no captain planet titty captain planet is what I would have called her because she's blue with like green hair Her official name's bubble girl. Her. Yeah. Her name's bubble. Yeah, she's very cute wearing an outfit should be bubbles We're massive under boob massive under boob. That is essentially just hiding nip Like just that and then the rest is two globes. Okay, and then she's in little booty shorts Bubbles and she's giving she's giving a report to sidekick mr. Mandark And she's going through the whole thing and then he's like stop and she's like He's like What do you think you're doing and he gets all over and she's like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, sir I didn't I didn't mean I know I should have and she's like, you know what has to happen now And she's like no, please no and deku comes into the office like sir. I'm here to meet you And there he is confronted with his young sidekick Strapped to a device that is tickling her as she cries screaming. No, please stop I'm sorry. No, please and he's just fucking watching her Just watching her laugh If that was not in my hero, I would probably hate that but that sounds pretty funny I am just like Are you traumatized? I'm Exactly where you're at. Okay. If this was not my hero. I'd be like Time to hit the old I'm done with anime. I'm sitting there and I'm like, they're not gonna play it off as a sex thing But it looks like a sex thing So hard like I It's very uncomfortable I am gonna hold out hope that within three episodes The man himself will be The tickle we can only hope for that equal opportunity horniness. We can only hope equal opportunity There is some remarkably funny bits at the end of that episode that I will not spoil that was like I had a laugh out loud reaction to this that bit Throw me off guys. This is the start of the best arc in my hero so far It's one of the longest as well. I think this is around in the manga where Um, I talked about this before when long long series starts to get very popular they start to Stretch it out a bit longer. Um, this is a good story that can last two episodes. Why not make it four? Yeah, uh the dragon ball z approach. Yeah Mm-hmm. Um, it's still very interesting. Okay. Um, it also this arc has one of my favorite characters Yeah, I really hope it's some of that's just like four minutes of tickling Different characters. Yeah, they were like, well, we got to put something in here tickling Yeah, they sure do linger on it We just like we could we walked in this whole this facility hallway And there's just rooms of different my hero characters being tickled and we get to the end And bakugo has been being tickled for 36 hours straight. He hasn't laughed I thought you're gonna be like and there's a mirror and deku was being tickled the entire time Interested to see where we go. I'm very excited. Yeah, I I just I thought it was only one episode I'm totally gonna watch that. There's some uh, there's some dope fucking shit that goes down in this episode That is very metal. Are they now like The the first episode is it just 100 percent? I am telling you right now It would probably you would probably feel like it's a waste of time to watch the first episode I can't think of anything. I can't think of anything really notable It really it's not even it goes over who all the characters are That's what it says. Like I don't remember like 100 percent It is a refresher probably for people. It's like, hey, it's been a while since you've seen it If you're not like if you're if you binged it want like one period. It's like, hey, we need have you I'll start it out. I always get it. Okay. I've heard it's good. I've heard it's good for a recap episode It was good except for the like five minutes where they literally went through the roster of characters in class 1a and said Here's their name and here's what they do. I don't need to say that yet. Yeah, but like I mean here's the look like being tickled That would have been awesome. I don't know maybe watch that when I went episode 2 started I was kind of just like oh, hmm Uh, I forgot already that that's what happened because I totally skipped the first episode the recap So when they're like, oh, I'm gonna do internship. I was like Oh I don't even remember them mentioning it in the recap if I'm being honest. Never mind then Oh man That'd be like a great death for manetta tickle to death. Yeah Yes A death that he considers great or a death that is great Someone someone like he considers great is just like a very sexy getting sat on to death A very sexy villainess is like, hey, why don't you come in this room and All your dreams will come true and he's like jokes on you. I already came in this He's like, all right and he goes in there and that's why we're a diaper dies No, so I was thinking that like it would be bad for him because he's getting tickled to death Which should be great, but it's by a machine and not a lovely lady. And so that would be the problem. Yeah Yeah, like it's like a boomer doing it. Uh, I think we're almost about time Before we go. I do want to give a shout out to Chanel Yeah, made these lovely here. Do this angle. They're very good angle. It's right. We have right there. They're very good Made us these lovely coasters. It's our birthday gift. Thank you I wanted to put it there to display it. Yeah, um, yeah, and We'll be back. What's up? Oh, I was gonna say I'm I'm I'm super excited as of course I'm excited for more of my hero, but I'm actually super interested to see what continues to happen with no guns life Yeah, me too. So I'm out right now the I also have a question We can we can cut this Kyle maybe if if we think it's kind of what the answer is So Everyone always asks me how do I watch fate? Okay, fate grand order is very good But it's hard to explain where it fits into all this. Okay in a future episode. Should we have a primer? Yes, I think be good. Sure. I mean, I'm always open. I'm doing a little research right now to see how do I explain it because essentially the um The current animates airing right now. Yeah is the seventh part of the first story in fate grand order the mobile game So there are six other parts that happen in the lead-up that i'm like The exact thing like people are like that seems like a lot for me to get into to watch this thing If there's a primer, I was wondering could that help people? Cole, I feel like you're gonna need to like unravel this one Like polygon unraveled this one. Yeah, or I mean we could also go the other way with it and like Go more asmr and people can like fall asleep to it Or what I'm hearing so no matter what option we choose there was singularity F What I'm hearing is no matter what option we choose If we really want to prep ourselves To watch and jump into a fate It means that we're gonna have to listen to Cole explain Hey, you did that this episode already We did this year When he started explaining the first episode I was like Oh, here we go. Oh, no. I even said honey Can we The thing that will explain segment is back. No, I would love it nothing more There will be an episode of fan service This is just happening now We're none of us are none. There's none of us here here. It's just Cole sitting on the bench Yes, please and he's gonna explain fate to you all we'll be here. We're listening I want you guys to ask questions him Okay, we'll be here. We'll be here. We'll have two benches I won't do it in goofy Cole explains. I'll do it real so that what people can understand. I promise I appreciate the fact that you said that we all know that's not possible But I you're gonna try and we love you for it Until next time just go watch anime. Yes and tell your friends about the show We're trying to get the word out that we're on youtube now like comment subscribe hit the bell That you gotta do the bell to help us get more views put that bell throw that bell on the bench have it sit there Have a good talk good long talk with that bell. Yeah, you love it. We'll see you next time. Bye. Peace