 56.4% of the NFL identifies as black or African-American. 24.9% are white, 10.5%, two or more races. 5.7% are not disclosed. Hate to break it to you guys, but one good look at you and I think I could figure it out. 1.5% are Hawaiian or Pacific Islander. 0.4% are Hispanic, 0.2% are other, and coming in at a whopping 0.1% are Asians. Now why is the NFL so racist towards Asians? I don't know, it's not my jurisdiction, but what is my jurisdiction is bringing a Super Bowl to Africa, head coach Amari Mohammed of the Chicago Bears, and he is gearing up this franchise to relocate to Zimbabwe. We'll be resetting the entire NFL, drafting our team from scratch, relocating to Zimbabwe, picking a new mascot, rebuilding our stadium, and of course, this video can't end until Africa has a Super Bowl. Now as we head into this fantasy draft, there are some questions to be asked. Number one, obviously we want black or African-American players on this team, but there is a distinction there. For example, a guy that has to be on this team is Jeremiah Wusukaramoa. Now I don't know if you guys knew this or not, but I'm not actually African, but I do know that Jeremiah Wusukaramoa has the sickest cultural African drip ever. This guy has to be on this team. And then there's guys like Patrick Mahomes who is technically mixed. I just don't think he really fits in with this team. There's no real parameters for this, but we're gonna get as much melanin as possible. Our pick is round one pick 26, not very good for getting a quarterback, to be honest. There shouldn't be too many good players available. I mean, I actually don't hate Jordan Love. He's normal Dev though. We definitely can pick him up later. Is it too early to pick up CJ Stroud? Lowkey would be sick to have him on this team. I do think this is too early, but I'm going CJ Stroud anyway. He's 97 in true value. We take him as our very first pick. He will be representing Africa. My next pickup is gonna be Quinnan Williams. He's 25, a superstar, D-Tackle, 94 overall. He's so good. Yeah, 28 in true value. We get him at 30. I love having a good D-Tackle. I'm gonna pick up Derwin James at strong safety. Run support out of Florida State, 27 years old. Dude, the lighting makes everybody look like they have gray hair. I think it's so funny. Really nice pick right there. Here's another guy. Now this is a reach, but David and Joku is a guy that has to be on the Africa rebuild. So David and Joku has been nicknamed chief since he was a middle school student because people thought he resembled his father innocent in Joku senior who has long held a chieftaincy title. On March 16th in Joku was formerly named a chief. Oh, I gotta draft him. Yeah, it's a total reach, but he's gotta be on this team. He is, by the way, he is an 89 overall star then. So he's gonna be superstar next season if we get him the reps that we need to get him. So David and Joku on offense, Jeremiah Awusu-Karamoa on defense. I think we have two perfect representatives of the Africa rebuild. I need to pick up Karamoa next because he's, dude, Karamoa is actually so good. I'm scared he might already be gone. Shit. I can't believe I missed him. Oh, no, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Thank God. It's actually a pretty good spot to draft him. So Awusu-Karamoa is 23 years old, star dev 85. He's insanely good actually as a middle linebacker. May end up moving him to middle linebacker, just getting him crazy reps. And my goal is to have him and Joku at superstar X factor, 99 overalls. Might be harder within Joku who's gonna regress soon, but gotta have him on the squad. Next up, picking up George Pickens. I just want a really good young wide receiver. It's a minor reach, but I want him on the squad. Look who is still available. Bijan Robinson is still available. Absolutely I'm taking him. I almost tried to get Saquon earlier, but somebody snatched him up. So, hey, it's a blessing in disguise. Jaden Reed is another personal favorite of mine. I'm gonna add him to the squad. So we got George Pickens, Jaden Reed as our wide receivers. Bijan at halfback, we're a young squad. And we have CJ Stroud. Oh my God, we are so young. Hey, we need some like veteran leadership or something, just kidding. I'm taking the goat Andre Cisco. This is probably way too early to grab him. Oh no, it's not. Andre Cisco's a franchise demon. Don't sleep on Andre Cisco. My Super Bowl MVP in my user league, actually. All right, I'm gonna let the CPU take over. Hopefully I don't get too many white boys. We'll find out. Now for the big question, the relocation. We need a new mascot, a new team, a new everything. Also, I can't believe I just figured this out, but there's no relocation cities? Why did I think Zimbabwe was a place you could relocate to? Dude, wait a minute. You have Dublin, Ireland, London, England, Paris, France, Tokyo, Japan and Melbourne, Australia, but you don't have a single city in Africa? How do you, how do you skip an entire continent? I've got Canton, Ohio. Nobody even knows what that is. Nobody wants to be there. Show me one happy non-depress person in Canton, Ohio. I will show you a relocation to Zimbabwe. Holy shit, are you kidding me? We have relocation, okay. All right, boys, we're all gonna use our big imaginations here, okay? We're gonna relocate to San Juan, Puerto Rico and nobody tell the feds, but we're gonna pretend this is Zimbabwe. As far as anyone's concerned, that's Zimbabwe. Now, I did have a dilemma here with our relocation mascot, I'm not gonna lie. I thought the tigers would represent Africa really well until I Googled it. There are no tigers in Africa. There's none. It's a myth, apparently. Other than like really uncommon sightings, there's no tigers in Africa, so that's not it. Do have great option though, the antlers. The most common animal in Africa is an antelope. So we charge headfirst into the opposition as the antlers. The move is the antlers, let's go, baby. Now it gets, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me actually look up. Also, I have been misquoting this entire time. Zimbabwe is not a city, Zimbabwe is a country. My bad, that's on me. We're definitely going with the basic sphere stadium. It is hotter than hell in Zimbabwe. So we're gonna need the dome to keep the sun out. We are gonna be pumping the AC. They call it San Juan, Puerto Rico, the forest. We all know that this is Harare Zimbabwe, the antlers. I will be referring to our squad as the Zimbabwe antlers. All right, let's take a look at this lineup before we head into year one. CJ Stroud and Bijan Robinson in the backfield with George Pickens and Jaden Reed. This is actually an absolutely insane core of young players. Offensive line is dog shit, straight up. Matt Hennessy? Matt Hennessy may be white, but they definitely picked the right guy for the Africa squad. Jurgen's not so much, Brown not so much, and Joku's gonna be a stud. Our offensive line needs help. Definitely gonna target them in the draft. And then defensively, Oremoa, we ended up getting Kendricks, Quinn and Williams, John Franklin Myers, Lawrence Armstrong, we got Tyreek Stevenson. Love him. And we got Kyler Gordon. I really like Kyler Gordon too. These are some good corner pickups. Cisco, James, why did we get Mike Edwards? We've already got Derwin. That was a weird pickup. Okay, the biggest problem I'm seeing right now is how are we gonna generate pressure on the quarterback? Obviously Quinn and Williams, but Cora Moa is a past coverage guy. I think we keep everyone where they are right now, but we should try and draft or trade for somebody who's gonna get to the quarterback, and then we can move Cora Moa to mid a linebacker. We just need like a really strong left end, something like that. This might be a tough season for us, but obviously all the right guys are getting reps. Stevenson will get reps here. Cora Moa is sub linebacker. Okay, all right, all right. Definitely need to change my team schemes though Chicago's sucks. We'll run Chicago defense in the base four three. We'll just see how that goes. It is an 89% scheme fit, but offensively we can't run Chicago's offense. It's so bad. I am actually gonna rock KC because KC prioritizes their tight end so much. KC will spread the ball. It's all our wide receivers. Bijan isn't gonna do as much as we'd like, but David and Joku is gonna hit the ball a lot, and that's what we love. It is a power run West Coast scheme. So West Coast power run, not a good scheme fit for the squad. Not gonna lie. I guess we'll find out how this works. Dude, it's gonna be, dude, it's, oh my God, it is hot in Zimbabwe. Holy shit. Tennessee, the Tennessee Titans are flying to Zimbabwe for this game. You gotta love that. Season one was mediocre. We go eight and nine, but honestly my team is so young. Going eight and nine is pretty cool. Definitely improved a lot. And our salary cap, look at that, 58 mil. Granted, all at once, when all these young guys wanna get paid, it's gonna get a little bit scary, but the Zimbabwe squad I'm proud of. CJ Stroud ends fourth in the league, 32 and 10 as a 100% offensive rig of the year. 100% offensive rig of the year. If Bijan didn't get it, who got 1,007 and 12? And in Joku, damn, my lead receiver, the number one guy for us is David and Joku, 12, 50 and eight. Rashid Shahid came in second. He's also really young. And then Jane Reid, 861 and nine touchdowns, George Pick and 704, Bijan, 4672. Damn, Rashid Shahid coming in second, but in Joku, amazing season. Definitely looking like a dev trade upgrade for David and Joku. Kendrick with a ton of tackles, Ushukaramoa in the same boat. Wow, Eric Kendrick was so involved. Three sacks, three interceptions. Damn, he's a little too involved. He's like, he's not gonna get any kind of sad, you know, I don't want him getting too many reps. Leonard Floyd got home 10 times. That's impressive. Quinn and Williams, eight. Franklin Myers, four. Kendrick's three. So here's the thing. Damn, what did I tell you about Andre Cisco? Andre Cisco with five interceptions and three for Tyreek Stevenson, who is a rookie? Could Tyreek Stevenson maybe have gotten defensive rookie of the year? Probably not, right? Hold up. Let's take a look at the offensive rookie of the year. It's not CJ Stroud, it's Jordan Addison on the Rams. Bijan, nor CJ Goddard. That's insane. Defensive rookie of the year, Tyreek Stevenson came in fourth. Wow, I really thought we'd get something there. It was a great season. We don't come home with anything big. My concern is a lot of the guys that are getting great stats are guys that aren't gonna develop too well on this team. Guys that I'm not thinking about too much. So I gotta make a big move here in the draft. There is no free agency in year one of a fantasy draft other than like kickers and punters, since everybody literally just signed their players. So we'll skip off season for year one. All right, let's take a look at this draft class. Look at Deshaun Bingham of New Mexico. He only slid 128 spots. Yikes, sorry Bingham. What we're looking for is like a left or right end, honestly. And I will be drafting in the 15-ish range. All right, head into this draft. I have two targets. I also have two, I have back to back picks. Oh shit, cause we were the bears. Hey, we have a ton of good picks here. One pick 14 and pick 15. Okay, I want O-line and I want Edge rusher. Now there's actually a stud that I've been looking at who's technically projected 30th out of who's available. But this guy looks like a freak. Steven Waddell, number one. He's already a top fit for our team. Great speed, great strength, great acceleration. He's got A play rec. He's got A to C block shedding. Gonna stick around for a long time. We just have to hope that he's hidden dev. This is gonna be my first pick. Steven Waddell, 84 speed for a speed rusher of his size. 6529, it's actually really good. 87 Excel, B7 strength, hidden dev. Exactly what we're looking for. That's a great pick up right there. Now I want the best O-line man available. Welcome to Zimbabwe, Steven Waddell. You know the joke when they said you are now a Shanghai shark? Well, now you are a Zimbabwe antler. Daniel McDonald, I have to imagine he's hidden dev because he has elite speed, elite Excel, great, great good. The only thing is his strength is decent and strength is pretty damn important for offensive linemen. So Daniel McDonald's a good option, but then there's also Josh Galloway. He's got elite strength, good speed, great acceleration, but poor jumping. It is honestly a toss up here. I kind of like elite strength better though. I just gotta hope that he's hidden dev. I'm going Josh Galloway, blue, blue, blue. 70 speed, 92 strength, 81 Excel, a six foot seven tackle, Josh Galloway. I don't know for a fact that he's gonna be a tackle. I might move him to Garter's center depending on what our team needs, but amazing pick. Now around two pick 15, low key. I straight up might take an offensive lineman again if available. Here's Jose Foster out of Clemson. He has shot up the boards. I see elite, great, great. Oh my God, he's a fucking stud. Gotta be hidden dev, right? Sometimes it's too easy. Jose Foster, 90 strength, 81 Excel. We've got an elite edge rusher and two hidden dev offensive lineman. This is an excellent first draft here. Around three pick 15. I really don't like anything here. I'm just gonna take Theo Collins because he shot up the draft board. It's a normal dev wide receiver with 91 speed. Nothing special there. Couldn't trade it that away. Not sure how much I would have got out of it, but this is gonna be my last pick anyway. Let's throw a Hail Mary here. Here's an Oregon State corner, Julius Lott with great speed, great Excel. I'm actually gonna take Tim Nickerson. Quite the last name, buddy. You're trying to get me in trouble, but he honestly looked like he could have been a hidden dev tight end. I wanted to back up for the Joku. He's okay, Tim Nickerson. There's a lot of sets that use two tight ends. So I like to have two tight ends, but I'm gonna end this one off. Let the CPU take over draft. Hey, I saw three hidden devs. This was a great draft for us. Jeffery Cat, baby, what do we got? Come on, oof. Dude, those first three picks were so good that I fell off a cliff, but still, Waddle's a 75. Galloway's a 74. Foster's a 73. That is such a good draft. Keep in mind, my draft class strength is on normal, so that is a really, really good draft for us. Let's see what this class looks like. The best play in the class was an 80 overall free safety Jamal Allen. Pory Lyons, Dalton Jackson, Glenn Casey, Keith Parker. Looks like we did make the right offensive line call. Doesn't look like there's any better offensive linemen or, I mean a few, but round one picked 25. Yeah, no, we did a great job here. All right, let's go in the depth chart now and make sure all our rookies are getting the time they need. I am gonna make Nickerson the backup two-in-joke, even though he's only a 68 overall. My new left tackle is gonna be Jock. No, where should I put him? Foster's my new starting left guard. I'm gonna let Aaron Brewer stay at center. My new right guard is actually gonna be Josh Galloway. He's a 76 overall at guard. All right, here is your roster for season two. Keep in mind, I tried to pay George Pickens a Super Max. He did not want to be in Zimbabwe. So now our wide receiver one is Jaden Reed and then wide receiver two is Rashid Shahid, but we don't have anybody behind there. The CPU did draft Donovan Peoples, or maybe that's not his first name, Damian Peoples, who is a hidden dev rookie out of Oklahoma. But I don't know. I think we're eventually gonna need a new wide receiver one, but Bijan and Stroud look insane and Joku's got superstar. The new offensive line has some developing hidden dev guys on there, but still honestly could use some work. That might be a free agency problem and then defensively, here's the new look. So Cisco got superstar, Derwin James regressed to superstar, still got Gordon Hilton and Tyreek Stevenson. Waddle is our right end, Franklin Myers left end, Quinn Williams in the middle, Karamo at middle linebacker, and my outside linebackers are Taki Taki, Eric Kendricks. I don't know. There's honestly a lot of things that this team needs. Let's just try and have another good season here and here too, see what the Zimbabwe antlers can do. Honestly, very shocked, pleasantly surprised, really. We go 10 and seven. I didn't think this team had it quite yet. I felt like there was too many holes, but hey, congratulations to the Zimbabwe antlers. This is our first playoff run. We wouldn't see any dev trade upgrades right now, but we can see morale and it looks like the squad is very happy with how they performed so far. Stroud throws for 4,000, which was eighth in the NFL, but a 29 and five TD interception is great. Bijan, another solid season, but he's not doing as much as I'd hope. I think he is being held back by my very weak offensive line right now. In Joku, another 1,000 yard season with 11 touchdowns. Everybody else is very mid. Theo Collins had eight, 13, and six, I guess, but I gotta get Jane Reedmore involved. This is a big mistake by me. Kendrick's another big season. Karamoa, another big season. Look at the sacks though, this is huge. Quinn and Williams, 11 and a half. Doran's Armstrong, 11, Chauncey Goldston, six, and our rookie didn't get any, but I did just realize that I actually had, dude, this is such a bummer. I always run with reorder depth chart manual. I accidentally had an auto, so the computer automatically subbed out Steven Waddle, which sucks. I mean, he doesn't have a great rookie season, but that's okay. I'll get it fixed for next season. Regardless, we went 10 and seven, which is amazing. So CPU knew better than me. If we can make it through this game against the Vikings, I'm gonna pop in and play with our squad in the divisional, maybe play some moments. Lose to the Vikings here, no worries. We have a lot of cap space though, 100 million cap. I'm gonna see if there's anybody available in free agency. All right, who is available in free agency? I've got a hundred million, I wanna spend it. Yeah, see what I mean? It's just Justin Tucker, bunch of kickers. It's always kind of random. Elijah Moore is low key a nice pickup though. 25, interested in the squad, he's an 82 overall. He wants a big deal though. I'm gonna give him a team friendly deal here. Save us some money. Stevie Bites, maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. I don't know, he does not bite. Nothing for us in free agency. We'll just hang on to our cash and be ready to pay our studs when the time comes. So we've got round one pick 20. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I almost wanna go offensive line again. We have so many positions handled. Kind of like this D-Tackle, Keyshawn Archer. Great strength, great speed, great. I'm gonna take a shot here because we've already got Quinn and Williams. We can have a crazy one, two punch and he is hidden dev, 90 strength, 84 Excel, 74 speed. Keyshawn Archer, round two pick 20. I'd like to grab an offensive lineman if available but they obviously gotta be good. Darren Lacey out of Virginia, no. He's normal dev for sure. That guy is a bomb. Well, Frank Goodwin out of Michigan. Here's a pretty good chance to be hidden dev. He has three greats. I'm gonna take the shot. Dude, I'm killing it right now. I'm honestly killing it right now. Frank Goodwin, 77 Excel, 83 strength, hidden dev, offensive lineman. I keep, I'm grinding on this whole line until we get it where we want it. Our next second round pick, pick 27. I need a wide receiver bro. I'm gonna let the CPU take over for the rest. I believe in my CPU. Draft recap, so Keyshawn Archer was a 71, probably not the best first round pick. Goodwin's a 72 and Gavino Connor from the CPU, a 73 overall. He's normal dev though. Damn, highest overall was normal dev. Take a look around the entire league, see what everybody else was drafting. An 81 corner is the best in the class, 78, 78, 78 and 77. It's not too strong of a class. There were some better tackles though like Miles Baxter here is a 77. Could have had him. Sydney Kerr here. Yeah, nothing crazy. All right, the depth chart won't get messed with anymore. So here is the lineup for year three. David and Joku, Superstar X Factor, exactly what we wanted. Still working on our own line. Jayden Reed, he's gonna have a big season this season at Slotwide Receiver. Stroud and Bijan, both 91s and superstars. Quinnan's an X Factor. Derwin's an X Factor. Stevenson is superstar, good for him. Cisco superstar. Koromo is gonna stay up in a linebacker. Keeshawn Archer should get some good reps and then waddles my rush right in. I gotta get him up to a superstar. We're gonna need that. And eventually we'll need some outside linebackers too, but should be another good season. And my reps, my reps are where they're supposed to be. So I'm hoping we can make another playoff push except this time Jayden Reed should have. I'm hoping Jayden Reed has 1,400 yards, 15 touchdowns. That's my prediction for Jayden Reed. Okay, I asked for a playoff push. I got it, but it's not a pretty one. Nine and eight, luckily the NFC North is weak. So we ended at the top of the NFC North and we get home field advantage. It's kind of crazy when you go nine and eight. All right, CJ Stroud, 26 and seven, 4,000 yards. He's not getting over that hump of being like top 10, but he's not getting it to top five. And I kind of want him to get into top five. Bijan goes for 1118, his most touchdowns. And Reed, okay. I said 1,415, he goes for 1,209. Still an amazing season in Joku 11109. So he keeps killing it. I'm so happy for him. Jeremiah Wusukoromola has his best season. 131 tackles, six TFLs, two sacks. Takitaki has a good season as well. And in the sack department, oh my God, what? Our backup de-tackle, Kishan Archer the rookie. Our first champ pick has 12 sacks. Completely outdoes 99 overall. Quinn and Williams, who's the starting de-tackle and the rush de-tackle? How? Waddle got home five times, but bro, 12? That has to be defensive rookie of the year. There is no way he didn't get defensive rookie of the year with that. All right, look at the NFC defensive rookie of the year. It's Kishan Archer. That's so cool. I'm so shocked, but I'm so happy. That is so awesome. All right, let's see if we may get through this wild card here. And I'll step in for the divisional if we can make it through another L. So we made it to playoffs twice as Zimbabwe, but two losses both in the wild card. Next season, we're gonna be horrifying. We're gonna be very scary. All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna look for offensive linemen in free agency. And we're gonna look to trade our first round draft pick for an elite wide receiver. We'll have Jaden Reed and somebody who's amazing. Then we'll also have Njoku, Stroud, Bijan. And I think the defense is good to go, especially with Kishan Archer, Quinn and Williams, Steven Waddle, Kora Moa, Derwin James, Andre Sisko. We're good. Cowboys beat the Browns in the Super Bowl, okay. All right, free agency, please. I just wanna stud offensive linemen. Not sure I'd count Trent Brown as a stud offensive lineman. Not too many good options, but I will say Andrew Van Genkel would be a nice addition to this team. Ah, nobody's more of a speed rush. And we don't need that. Maybe Shaq Thompson. I think if we're gonna make a serious playoff push this season, here's what we do. We're gonna sign Trent Brown to a player friendly two year deal. Slightly boost the offensive line. We're also gonna sign, if he'll sign with us Shaq Thompson. Shaq Thompson would be really nice where our rookie currently is. Thompson would be nice because Kendrick's continues to regress. He's an 81 overall. I like Thompson. So we're just picking up those two guys for the Super Bowl run. Let's see if they take their offers. They both do Trent Brown and Shaq Thompson, two solid additions. And then we're trading away this draft pick and maybe something else so that we can get our hands on an elite wide receiver. Not gonna lie, I kinda want CD-Lam. Who DK Metcalf will be sick though too, 28. Yeah, we kinda have to make the push right now. I actually kinda like DK Metcalf because he should be easier to acquire than CD-Lam since he's a 95 overall and he's 28 years old. I mean, none of these guys are easy to acquire but let's just try him for a first round. What's it gonna do for us? About halfway. Let's throw in a second and a third and we throw in Rashid Shahid who's a young wide receiver with some value. Honestly, we are almost there. I wanna keep Jaden Reed though. DK Metcalf is an expensive man but Rashid Shahid and Theo Collins are young wide receivers. A first two seconds and a third round pick for one of the best wide receivers in the league, DK Metcalf, 95 overall. He's got three years left on his deal, Superstar X Factor, he's 28. That's a big move right there. I'm gonna sim the drafts since we only have fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh round picks. We'll check the recap and we'll move into this next season looking to make a very serious playoff push. Hopefully a Super Bowl. We made big free agent signings. We traded for a star wide receiver. Everything else should fall in place. That's the hope. CPU got me a bunch of homeless people. Do you know how it is? All right, let's check out the entire league. Was this a strong class? 280s in Jeremy Clements and Braxton Silverman. Not a very strong class. On normal draft classes, you really don't see many players over 80 overall though. Is this the season we go all the way to the bowl? We're in 88 overall. CJ and Bijan in the backfield. We got Metcalf now with 87 overall, Jaden Reed and 93 X Factor, David and Joku. We've got Trent Brown, Foster, Galloway, Brown and Bruce. The offensive line is a lot better than where we started. We're probably about an 80 overall average on that offensive line. Really happy that we were able to move the needle there. Then defensively, Waddle does not get a Dev trade upgrade unfortunately, but I'm glad we picked up Shaq Thompson. He's a lot better right there. Cisco is developing really well. Stevenson, Kyler Gordon and Evans. Okay, our third corner could definitely use some work, but Kishan Archer gets star Dev, 80 overall. He had such a good season. Hope he keeps it up. And Derman's almost a 97 overall. Another nine and eight season. Wow, we are just like, we're riding the middle of the pack. We take on the Vikings again who have beat us before. Can we get through this game? Please, please, let's go deeper than the Wild Cards in Bobway. 27 we lose. Dude, we really can't go deeper than this. Hey, CJ Stroud though, third in the NFL and passing yards. So there's a big season for him, 36 and three. Bijan, 1300 and 11. Jaden Reed, 1040 and 11. In Joku, 980 and seven. DK Metcalf, 916 and four. I mean he's not thought wide receiver I guess. Maybe it's all just got to do with sly wide receiver, man. Maybe I gotta have DK sly wide receiver, but he is wide receiver one. Karamoa in an absolutely insane season. 154 tackles, disgusting. 3TFLs, four sacks, two interceptions and a four is fumble. Dude, Kishan Archer is a God. What is up with this defense? The backup detackle in Cowboys 4-3 goes insane. Dude got 14 sacks. Nine and a half for Quinn and William, six for Waddle. Dude, that's crazy. That really is crazy. Four interceptions for Kyler Gordon. All right, we're getting stuck being mediocre. We gotta have an awesome season next season. We do have the draft to look forward to here too. And we still got a lot of cap space. All right, round one pick 20. We have been, we've been a wild card team for the last three years. I honestly don't think anybody that we draft here is gonna significantly move the needle on this team. I'm trading this pick away. I'm gonna develop some capital and I don't know, maybe I leverage all this capital into something else, but this is a late first round pick. So what can we realistically get out of this? A 20, 27, first, second, third, and fourth from the Cleveland Browns. I'm taking that. I'm taking this offer from the Cleveland Browns here. First, second, third, and fourth. That is a lot of capital. And I'm gonna trade away my round one pick 32 as well. Honestly. See, we can get out of this. I'm gonna get a first, a third, and a seventh from the Jacksonville Jaguars. So we've turned our two first round picks into just so many picks that we can hopefully use in the future. And my goal is to use those just to make a big move as far as a trade. And I guess we're gonna have to find out. Holy shit. I was so shocked by these numbers. The CPU went off. Johnny Bruce left guard on a UCLA, hidden Dev rookie. In the third round, they got a 75 overall left outside linebacker who's a run stopper. This is literally perfect for my team. He's not hidden Dev despite the overall, but what a stud. They even grabbed a 93 speed halfback. Dijon's eventual replacement, maybe. What a great draft for them, despite trading away two first round picks. That worked out so well for us. Best point of the class in 82 center. Then there's a pretty steep drop off through 78. Well, just 77s. Wow. Well, look at this, man. So DK actually went down to superstar because he didn't get enough involvement last season. I'm gonna make him slot wide receiver. But CJ is a 99 X factor now. And Joku still X factor. Dude, Dev trait regression is killing this team though. Tyreek lost to Dev trait. Dermon James lost to Dev trait. Before the season starts, let's make a big trade. We got 57 million cap. We could, we could add a monster to this team. Question is who? I think I want a really good corner. Who could we get our hands on? We got a lot of draft picks to work with. Spoon, look at Devon witherspoon. He's a 96 overall, two years left. He's on the buccaneers. They can honestly use this. They have like no cap space. He's gonna cost a lot though. So we've got extra first rounders, extra second, extra thirds, two first rounders this year, two second rounders this year. Dude, is Devon witherspoon really worth three firsts? I don't think this is worth it. Now that is more like it. Christian Gonzalez, who's actually younger, just a lower overall for two firsts and a second round pick. He's a 91 overall. He is superstar. And he's headed to the antlers. We traded away our draft picks so that we can make a move like that. Let's see if it pays off. The 20 27 20 28 season. We added Christian Gonzalez. We've developed our defense so well. Our overalls are crazy. We're a 92 overall team. My concern is if we don't make a push this year, things are gonna start to get really difficult, especially within Joku regressing pretty quickly. Quinn Williams is gonna start regressing. Derwin is already regressing. Let's try and make this push right now, boys. For Africa, for Zimbabwe. Holy shit. I wanted to see how we were doing at mid season. We're fucking dominating. We have 50 million cap. We're a 92 overall. We're a six and one. This is our best season yet. We might have built a fucking dynasty in Zimbabwe. We just gotta win the bowl, bro. We're such a sick team, but we can't get past the damn wild card. Actually, wait a minute. If I get a buy here, I don't have to play the wild card. So I'm guaranteed to get past it. Let's find out. Holy shit. Holy shit. And we went off 15 and two. Was Gonzo really the move? Look at that. Look at the antlers thing right there. At antlers, Christian Gonzalez he's lightning in a bottle. Eight tackles and a past deflection last game. All right. Let's take a look at how we did on the season. Strouds, 4,546 and two. It's gotta be an MVP season, right? It's gotta be. Bijan had his best season, 1,517 touchdowns. BK Metcalf, holy shit. 1,322 receiving touchdowns in Joku head 10. Dude, we went off this season. Poromoa had our most tackles. We always love to see that. He had five fucking interceptions. Oh my God. They're putting on for Africa, baby. Come on. 10 out of Kishon, Archer nine out of Williams, five and a half out of Steven. Why don't do this? This is an awesome season. We have to win the bowl right now. We are playing out of our minds. Let me see if Stroud won MVP. He did. CJ Stroud wins NFL MVP. Offensive player of the year goes to DK Metcalf. Defensive player of the year in fourth is a Wusukoromoa. We shouldn't have any rookies of the years, although we had somebody in there. Jerome Flowers got eight. We didn't get best running back. He went to Kenneth Walker. It was almost Bijan though. That's why receiver was DK. Dude, what an honor. All right, boys. So we actually, our wildcard curse can't affect us because we don't have a wildcard game. So we go straight to the divisional. Taken on the Washington commanders who are nine and eight, it's always fun with a fantasy draft because that is not the commanders we know. And obviously we're also like five years in the future now. So let's see what the commanders got. They got Michael Parsons, Jamele Dean, Justin Fields, Kenny Clark, Dalton Kincaid, Jimmy Newman and outside linebacker Superstar. Amari Cooper, Joe Tooney, Jordan Battle, Joey Hayward, Christian Benford, Christian Watson. It's an interesting team, but I feel like we have a significant advantage here. He has 199. We're ahead. Why don't we take a look at our roster? Let's look at the antlers roster from this perspective. We have 499s. CJ Stroud, Quinn and Williams, Bijan and DK. Keep in mind we drafted these first three. CJ, Quinn and Williams, Bijan. DK Metcalf we traded for. Derwin we drafted. Koromoa we drafted. Cisco telling you guys, this guy's a franchise legend. And obviously we just traded for Gonzo. Amazing season. Oh my God, let's go. All right, I wanna get in a few reps. We built this squad. I'm gonna play a few plays. I'm gonna do a couple drives on offense and defense. I don't wanna fully impact the game. And then we'll let the Sim take over and hopefully the boys can take us all the way to the bowl. We're hosting in Zimbabwe that Washington commanders flew all the way to Harare Zimbabwe to take on CJ Stroud. Come on, Justin Fields. Big first quarter drive. Let's take the lead. Here we go. First in 15, I tell you what. I kind of see someone pretty close up on DK. DK is, no. Dude, DK Metcalf one-on-one with the safety. I take those odds every day of the week but we didn't have time to get the pass off. Honestly, I wonder if this is the same coverage. Like, could we just do that again? Not so much this time. And holy shit, these edge rushers. Micah Parsons completely ignored any block we attempted there. Alrighty, third and 21, not looking good right now. I'm just gonna check this down to Bijan and we missed the throw fourth and 21. Holy shit, that commander's D-line is insane. We just turned the ball over. That was crazy. Dude, the All Madden CPU is no joke. All right, third and six. I do get to take over on a defensive snap though we got Shaq Thompson and Awusu Koremowa cannot believe that Koremowa never got a dev trade upgrade. He has consistently been one of the most, like the best linebackers in league. Steven Waddle gets a sack. Excited for that. It's just weird that he still started out. Zero to zero here. I'm coming back in on defense. Second and four, they need me for a stop. I'm going on Andre Sisko in case this is a stretch run. Kind of feel it coming. It is a run. It's not a stretch, but Andre Sisko's all over it. Cleaned up by Koremowa. Come on, Zimbabwe. We can't fall to right here. Dude, are we just like playoff choke artists? Are we just this crazy good team that cannot close playoff games? Are we the Dallas Cowboys in real life? Third and three, slip screen, slip screen. I'm all over it, great defense. Fourth and three, we hold them to a field goal. Wait, why did it just say they're going for it? I'm fourth down, but this is a kick. Is this a fake? Oh my God, this CPU just ran a fake? I don't think I've ever in my life seen this sim CPU run a fake. Well, wow. Wow, they kind of just helped me out a lot right there by telling me that. Dude, our offense just keeps turning the ball over though because here I am playing defense again. First and 10. I'm going to guess pass here and try and get home real quick. Nobody's getting home right now. Check this down. Huge hit. Derwin James second and five. I'm dropping everyone in coverage. It's definitely a pass right here. Just going to try and cover everything. What a throw what a catch. Kind of expect the run here. So I'm going to play for it. No, damn. I blitzed that spot right there too. They throw a touchdown right on it. Dalton Kincaid gets in. Can I have an offensive drive please? Oh my God. And I'm back on defense again. What is my offense doing? I haven't even touched the ball. Touched the ball once at the start. Third and seven laser from Justin Fields. First and goal. First and goal. Can we stuff whatever this is? It's a handoff. Up the middle, we can stuff it. Second and goal. Elijah Mitchell is going nowhere. Okay. We know this is a pass. We know it's a pass. Oh, shit. It is not a pass, but we've got it bottled anyway. We are stuffing the run. Absolutely a pass. Going on Shaq Thompson. We got a lot to cover here. Somebody get Justin Fields. Let's go. No fumble, but it's fourth and goal. That's got to be a field goal. There is absolutely no way they're faking it again. There is absolute, dude, what is with this team? I think they're faking it again. Oh my God. They're faking psychos. They're actually psychos. It's picked off by Cisco. What did I tell you about Andre Cisco? That's going to be a pick six. What are they doing? They are fake too. I've never seen the computer in my life do this. Oh my God. I'm literally perpetually playing defense. Could I try out my offense, please? I said it was going to impact the whole game and I'm invested now. It's seven to seven, third and six. I'm on defense. Good stop. Fourth and six. I assume we get the ball back here unless they're going to bring out the field goal unit and fake it again. Dude, how the fuck did we instant turn the ball over? I actually don't get it. That was fourth and six. And now immediately they're back in the red zone. What are we just fumbling every time we touch the ball? Andre Cisco, huge tackle. Dude, what is going on with my offense? We have such a good offense. What are we doing? They just keep running the ball. Need to make a big hit. First and 10, boys. I'm going to hit Bijan out the backfield making insane juke. I like this. It might be man coverage on in joku. I know he can beat that. And he does, he does. No, he doesn't. Dude, what is this defense? We've completed three passes in sim. Kind of looking for Metcalf, maybe Damien Peoples. Damien Peoples is there. I need him to catch it though. Huge. First and 10, CJ Stroud unloads. Caught and zone, and zone, decay Metcalf. Or is that in joku? That's in joku. David in joku gets in the end zone. Are we going for two? No, we're going to kick it. We're going into overtime if we can stop them. 10 plays, 75 yards. Hey, they got it in. Good work, antlers. Second and three, they just need field goal range. And our, and our Super Bowl hopes are gone. Come on, get home. Get home on fields. Nice pass break up. Third and three. Third and three, it's play action. He's almost sacked. And he's almost intercepted. What are we doing? Fourth and three, we're going to get the ball back though. Just got to get in field goal range. And we have two timeouts to do it. Holy shit, we can win the game right here. That is, it's an okay point. CJ, dude, CJ, just do it, buddy. Do it right here right now. We have the ball at the 46. Oh my God, we could actually win the game right now. If, if Stroud connects right here. No, you're going to run out of time, dumb ass. Why are we going Hail Mary? You just need a field goal to win it. DPI. It's that DPI. We will be in field goal range. And that's defensive pass and a Mary God. Oh my God, the greatest bail out of all time. We're going to the NFC championship. Holy shit, did that just happen? That has been dumbest shit I've ever seen. That whole game was fucking at large. Dude, CJ Stroud completed four passes when I took over in the fourth. That's insane. What are we doing? Look who it is. It's our rivals, the Vikings in the NFC championship. I feel like we play the Vikings all the time. And they beat us every single time. We were 0-3 against them in the playoffs. They got Fred Warner, Kenneth Walker, DJ Moore, that's ball on. Okay, I have to be significantly less involved on this game, to be honest. It's 14-0, now 14-7, now 21-7, 21-10. Can we hang on? 21-13, 28-13, 34-20. Let's look in at the final minute of this game. This is absolutely a W for the antlers. And we're gonna head to the Super Bowl. Let's go, baby. Rifle's at low, good tackle, but that clock is still moving. They're going no huddle, not using their timeouts. They need the touchdown and the onside kick to even have a chance here. Let's just not even let them get the touchdown, right? Swatted away. All right, third and 10. Jordan loves flushed out. He's sacked by Waddle. Fourth to 19 is the final play of the game right here. Final play of the game. What's Jordan Love got? He's basically in Hail Mary here. Oh, hey, intercepted by Derwin James. Fourth and 19, what a massive play. Derwin James just ended this. Let's go, we're going to the Super Bowl, baby. Jordan Love big interception to end the game in the playoffs in the NFC championship. That's ball game. Let's take a look at the stats. Clearly we picked it up in the offense department. Ooh, Tim Green came in and threw a touchdown. Did we fake a fucking field goal? Did we fake a field goal? What is with the fake field goals? Dijon 11-103 in a touchdown, insane game for him and Joku 10-137 in a touchdown. Yeesh, in Joku, you dog. All right, boys, let's go to the bowl. Our Super Bowl is against the Pittsburgh Steelers. This is a weird team to play against in the Super Bowl, to be honest. They're a 91 overall with Lamar Jackson, Tyler Smith, Javante Williams. This should be a fun one. And just like that, boys, Zimbabwe has finally made their first Super Bowl. We've been to the playoffs, but we kept choking, kept choking until finally this 15 and two season where we're meeting off with Lamar Jackson on the Pittsburgh Steelers with Javante Williams. We've got obviously an absolute squad. This game is hosted in Raymond James Stadium. It's gotta be good weather in Tampa Bay. We'll be starting with the football. All right, this is the Super Bowl, so I don't wanna have an input here, but we will start with the touchdown. Pittsburgh turns it over, low scoring so far. Pittsburgh gets their first points at seven to three. Now seven to 10, I gotta check in. We're in the red zone. It's third in goal, but we're back to far. I don't know, are we gonna be able to get in a field goal or do we go for it all? Go for it all Stroud, for it all! Caught! And Joku! He caught it on the what? No way we kicked this field goal, I'll be so mad. Yeah! Give it to Bijan and punch it in. Give it to Bijan and punch it in, no! Yes! Yes! The Zimbabwe antlers and Damian peoples are slept on young wide receiver often overshadowed by Metcalf. Jaden Redan and Joku, but he just made a monster catch in the Super Bowl. Oh, that gave me, that gave me a heart attack. Look at this. Easily could have been batted away, but Damian peoples. Ooh, right in the hip pocket. Honestly, a sack would be best case scenario here. So keep that clock running. Oh, ask and you shall receive. Second in 16, that was huge. Can Waddle get home? Go Stephen Waddle. Laser from Lamar intercepted! Who's got it? Who's got that ball? Let me see it. Tyreek Stevenson! Oh, what a play from Tyreek. He's been up and down at one point was a superstar. Regressed to star, but he just made a massive play in Super Bowl. Dude, the Super Bowl has been all about players that we don't usually talk about. Tyreek Stevenson, Damian peoples. Stroud and Bijan, I'm sure having a great game, but there's Bijan on the fake jet sweep. He's gonna go. This game is over. 11 point lead, we're in shoe clock mode. Another hand off to Bijan. Another three yards. It's not technically over, but if we get a first down, no. Third and two, we're just going into victory formation to try and hang on to the ball, I guess. And then we're gonna punt this with about 20 seconds left in the game. Fourth and two, great coverage right there from Derwin James. Yeah, you're not going anywhere. First and 10, let's see the desperation Hail Mary here. How does Steelers always makes me feel good about myself. Lamar, stepping up in the pocket. Lamar B can't help himself. Running perfectly horizontally. He was a full-blown robot right there. Final play of the game. Come on, give somebody an interception. No, it's not the final play of the game, I take it back. He has one more airmail ball to throw. Oh my God, give him a sack. End it with a sack, Steven Waddle. Don't help his ass up, let's go. Amari Muhammad, the Zimbabwe antlers. Take home their first ever Super Bowl, let's go. Dude, we built a God squad. This is a serious dynasty that we built here. Granted, I did draft a lot of crazy young players that we're gonna develop, but we made some huge trades too. Christian Gonzalez, DK Metcalf, and we drafted some amazing players. The D-Tackle, we got Steven Waddle. Damian Peoples ended up having such a big impact in that whole offensive line. I can guarantee you that CJ Stroud is Super Bowl MVP though. 258 yards and three touchdowns. Bijan 13 for 71 and receiving in Joku. The Chief, 104 yards and two touchdowns. Damian Peoples had another touchdown. And honestly, DK Metcalf, very quiet, three for 27. Maybe we never needed to trade for him. Same with Gene Reed, 553 is pretty good. Defensively, Kora Mola had nine total tackles. Dude, you couldn't write a better script. Waddle got home, John Franklin Myers got home, and the one interception from Tyreek Stevenson. That's our Super Bowl, boys, let's go. All right, let's see that recap. Maybe Super Bowl MVP of the antlers is CJ Stroud, a 21 to 10 win over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Annamarie Mohamed Gitz, coach of the year. We get MVP and we get offensively of the year. Hell of a season. Let's take a look at the league history. The Niners beat the Ravens in 2023. I wish that that's what it looked like in real life. In 24, the Vikings beat the Titans. 25, the Cowboys beat the Browns. 26, the Browns got their get back, 28 to 17 against the Commanders. I wanna show you guys our Super Bowl winning lineup, a 93 overall antlers team with four X-Factors on offense, Stroud, Robinson, Metcalf in Joku. In a really high overall offensive line, really proud of how these guys developed. Reed got up to a 94 overall. And defensively, Kora Moa, dude, he's a 98 overall and he's still star, that's crazy. Cisco, Christian Gonzo got X-Factor. 99 Williams, 90 Waddle, 85 Archer, 90 Stevenson, and then Derwin James, obviously amazing as well. Now, once I win a Super Bowl, I like to put the next season on autopilot just to see what kind of position have we really put this team in. Could they maybe pull off a back to back? Yo, look at this Super Bowl. It's Jets versus Cardinals. So we went 11 and six. Clearly we built a good squad, but who did we lose to? We lost to the Saints in the divisional round who lost to the Cardinals. And then it's the seven seed Cardinals versus the four seed Jets in the Super Bowl. Place your bets on who wins this. My money's on the Jets. Oh shit, the Cardinals win 41 to 35. That's a hell of a Super Bowl, honestly. Who got MVP's? Mac Jones, get the fuck outta here. I don't wanna hear it, bro. Looks like the team has hung on though. We didn't really lose anybody in free agency. Looks like we were able to re-sign most of our players. And Cisco, Williams and Archer all got dev trade upgrades. But Dermot and James regressed like crazy. All right, hey, we put Zimbabwe in good hands. All right, boys, hey, I love you guys. Thanks for watching as always. And after bringing Africa Super Bowl, nobody can say I'm racist. So that's a plus. All right, boys, I love you. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next video. Peace.