 Fifteen ways to avoid a telemarketer. Say no. Hello? Hi, Mr. Charles. This is Tanvir from Teleco. I'm calling to see whether you're interested in our new data package. No. Wow, that worked. Change your voice. Hello? Good morning. This is Tanvir from Teleco. Is this Mr. Charles that I'm talking to? No, it's not. Oh, sorry. It's fine. What are you calling about anyways? About our new data package. Oh! Yes, tell me about it. Wait, who is this? It's me. Charles, I wasn't here, but now I isn't. Yeah, I'm not buying that. Oh, yeah? Well, that's what I was going to say about your data package. Have a low data package. Hi, I'm calling you about our new data... And I'm out of data. Just die. I'm calling about a new data package. Uh-huh. Tell me about it. This new data package can boost your... How did he manage to hang up after he died? Just laugh. I'm calling you about this new data package. I'm sorry, Mr. What's so funny? Ignore him. So I'm calling about this new data package that I think will be very beneficial for you. Uh-huh. Yes, this data package could indeed increase your internet speed by 500 mbps. Wow. Indeed. So are you interested in it, sir? Wow. So, yes. Hello? Okay, so you're still here. Interrupt him. Hello? I'm happy. Hi, sir. I'm calling to see... How are ya? I'm good, thanks. I'm actually calling to... How's your family? Anyways, I'm trying to call about... And how does that make you feel? No, SAPI English. Hi, is this Mr. Charles? Yes, it is. That is me. Great, I would like to talk about how are you... So sorry, I don't speak a drop of English. Oh, wait, what? Sorry. It's me. My situation currently obstructs me from voicing out the lexicon needed to interact with you to and fro. That's perfectly all right, sir. I actually know nine languages. Let's continue in your language. Sir, I can't seem to hear you. Then maybe that's a sign we should end this conversation. Have a breakdown. Hi, sir. Is this a bad time? Not at all. Okay. Sir, I'm calling about a new data package. Why does this always happen to me? What's happening, sir? Every time I put an onion in my eye, it annoys me so much! Wrong number. I'm calling about a new package. Wrong number. What? Give me a number. Oh, okay. See? Wrong number. Pretend you're outside. Hi, sir, I have this new package. Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm outside. I can literally hear you breathing. Yeah. I mean it quite straight. Let me get an louder one. Get mad. I'm calling about this new data package. What? A data package? Are you kidding me? Are you interested? What? Am I interested? You have some nerve, man. And that makes me want to hang up rightfully! Make him contemplate. I'd like to tell you about your new data package. Hey, sorry. For what, sir? For wasting my time. I'll put the link up under here. He's gonna remember this for the rest of his life. I'll remember this for the rest of my life. See what happens when you follow the script? Ask for the truth. This new package is great. Be honest with me. If you weren't getting paid, would you get this package? No. Bye. Film a video. Hey, sorry. I can't talk now because I'm filming a video. You are? Wait. Why is there a camera in here? Yeah. Stay still. I'm trying to focus here. And finally, just hear him out. Sir, listen. Just hear me out. Okay, fine. But make a count. I have this package and it's my last resort. Go on. I stopped calling you. No more harassment. Okay. I take your phone number. Out of my system. Okay. I will apologize for... They're not calling you. Why? Are you interested? Well, no. They are not. I need someone to throw my anger at. And hang it up on you and it feels great. So keep calling me. Keep doing your job. You may think people hate you. And they do. But we need people like you, okay? So stay real, bro. Come back tomorrow, okay? Yeah, not interested. And that's it. Thanks for watching. By the way, did you notice that there were actually 16 scenes instead of 15? Or maybe not. Only one way to find out.