 SCP-050 appears to be a statue of a monkey reading a book. On the bottom of the statue are engraved the words, to the cleverest, incursive script. One of the quirks of SCP-050 is that, no matter what form of measurement is used, any record of said measurements will quickly be replaced by the customary system measurements. The statue is so far proven resistant to all forms of damage. Just a damage SCP-050 have resulted in increasingly lethal pranks. As of this writing, destruction testing is discontinued. When left alone, SCP-050 has shown itself to be both useful and antagonistic to its current owner.