 Sick of remakes yet? I'm gonna pretend you're aggressively shaking your head yes and agree with you Let's talk about it on this episode of honey. I remade the movies. It's a working title brought to you by guru hub According to the website den of geek which I presume is a credible source as it has geek in the title There are currently 126 remakes slash reboots in the works for the next few years as I look through this list the word insulting comes to mind And I'm not alone in these thoughts other people on Twitter feel the same way as I do So there I don't know why I'm mad at you. You didn't do anything wrong Noah Spence says the Robocop remake does everything wrong You can do for a remake. Let's make him slicker and darker cuz we're edgy Let's take away the R rating so we can milk him for even more money Let's shove in social commentary where the first film parodied social commentary. I just hated it I'm with you Johnny bellow says psycho. Why did they even try to do that in color color yourself? Disappointed Johnny boy because it's not stopping anytime soon Alfred Hitchcock's other classic the birds is reportedly being produced by Michael Bay's company So expect a three-hour $250 million budget featuring giant flying mechanical creatures that blow up next to American flags a new fugitive is in development It's a bit murky as to whether or not this is a remake a reboot or an actual sequel But one thing we can be certain about if Harrison Ford is back He's gonna be killed off. That's what he does in movies now Highlander and Dune are certainly nostalgic quotable films with hardcore fans might as well redo them for no fucking reason other than name recognition Rambo new blood you heard me already has a director and a script picked out Then there's cliffhanger because point break was already remade. There's a new she's all that in the works. She's all That why how? Why short circuit people want this Sister act you Hollywood. We never even got a sister act three to complete the epic trilogy I wanted to know what happened to whoopee and her best friend nuns Disney alone is planning on live action remaking most of their hit properties Aladdin Lion King Mulan and most likely another Beauty and the Beast be and be I call it that now for this one time only Proves that originality means nothing as long as you remind the audience of 90s magic The sky is the limit and so is the box office revenue. I Didn't care for the 2017 Beauty and the Beast I found it to be a soulless joyless cash grab that reminded me of how much better the animated film was Disney certainly doesn't care what I think as it was the second highest grossing film of 2017 Just behind their other cash cow the last Jedi spider-man homecoming and it also cracked the top 10 to be fair I enjoyed both of those especially it whose previous version was a two-part mini series with a very low budget So that one was due that one made sense almost every single other film in the top 10 was of the superhero variety Logan Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Thor 3 Wonder Woman and Justice League So buckle up because 2018 is going to be a whole lot of the same thing Here's an all-encompassing review of some of the reboots that came out in 2017 Baywatch Flatliners Power Rangers and the mummy They sucked Now while I was pretty down on most of this episode I don't think all remakes reboots whatever are created equal the new Planet of the Apes films are solid and some of the older movies We consider great today were remakes to begin with such as 1982 is the thing I would just like to see a bit more care and thought put into these properties before rushing out to Make that quick buck. Thanks for watching total recall working title brought to you by guru hub now Let's end with a couple more tweets the shaggy dog Tim Allen is at his most grating with crappy effects like that CGI tongue a complete dumpster fire Theodore turnquests has a bone to pick with last airbender my god that movie was garbage It didn't capture the heart and spirit of the cartoon and lest we forget Fant for stick you were the worst