 A black guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, get the f*** out. Malobius! Malobius! No! You can't say that! Sorry guys, happy New Year! Malobius thinks every day is New Year. I caught him with champagne this morning. Guy was eight mimosas deep when I awoke. Not gonna lie though, I had Malobius smack down an eight leg heater parlay and that shit smacked. So shout out to Malobius. Malobius paid the rent this morning. Can we bring Malobius? Can we bring Malobius? Willamont! It's good boys, good to see you guys as always. Ooh, we need a, we need a redemption game. In today's Willamont, last week was a tough loss. Lost by about 15, couldn't get the offense going. We were able to complete the challenge wheel so Nick Gates was able to stay on the squad. But other than that, we didn't get to add any new players. And I'm pretty adamant that Dak Prescott's time as a San Francisco 49er and a Wheel of Mutter is over. I think we do need a high row master quarterback. I don't know about set feet lead yet. I'll figure that out, but yikes, Dak, I couldn't get the job done without those special fancy routes. Puka Nukua was incredible. Derek Henry was incredible. Jamar and St. Flowers had a great game too. Titan Vita Vaya was wishy washy. He did drop a butt naked wide open pass, but it is what it is. Defensively, we're star studded. There are so many good players on this defense. I obviously need better corners. German James is getting a little dated, but I expect he'll get a card at some point. Champ Bailey played well, D-Line's a little outdated, but I think we're chilling. I think we're just fine. The main focus of today is Dak Prescott, buddy. I gotta get you up out of there. We're three and one on the season, so two more wins takes us to the playoffs, but two more losses. We have to restart the season. That would not be fun. Let's see if the wheel will let me have a new quarterback. I'm sorry, Dak. Honestly, you know, Dak got us the three points. I shouldn't be complaining about it so much. A 90 to 91 team of the week. My decision is made. You know who's had an awesome season and I don't ever get to show love to on Wheel of Mud? Mike Evans. Mike Evans nasty. I love watching him with Baker, 91 overall. It's not the best card in the world. You know, there's 94 overall wide receivers in the game, but he's six foot five. I can't take that away from him. He is so much bigger than Zay Flour. Zay Flour scares me, bro. That guy's a walking fumble. It's Mike Evans' turn. So now we've got Jamar Chase, Puka Nakua, Mike Evans. Honestly, this team's kind of nasty offensively. Great wide receivers, great tight end. We just don't have a great quarterback. Also low key, if I got another tight end, I might take Vita Vaya back to backup and then put him at fullback again, because I missed that. I missed Vita Vaya at fullback. All right, boys. First wheel spin, 91 overall. Mike Evans got a big boy wide receiver. I love to see it. Our second wheel spin. Oh my God. I'm a genius. Can we talk about how I'm a genius for a second? A while back, I pulled 79 overall Will Anderson. And in my head, I was like, eventually this might pay off for a pack of money. So I'm just gonna sit him there and we'll figure it out. Well, guess what? There's only two Will Anderson cards in the game. 79 Will Anderson and there's 93 Will Anderson. 92 speed, 94 tackle, great block shed, great finesse moves. He's a speed rusher maniac. And I want him on this team. I'm not gonna put any abilities on him. I already really like the abilities that we have. Will Anderson is the first super dominant edge rusher I've had in a long, long time. Thanks, Nick Bosa. I am gonna keep Nick Bosa in because the meme is just too great to let it die. But Will Anderson, my new starting left end. Gotta make sure he is my rush left end as well. And look at how powerful the zero chill cam on him is. He's boosted to a 95 overall. 92 speed, 96 tackle, play rec, block shed, power moves, finesse moves. And our third wheel spin, all will be on the line in today's episode. Not to mention I did lose last episode. I don't wanna lose back to back. I like this. I'll have a choice on the player. We just gotta hope it's a good number. Hey, Google, pick a random number between one and 100,000. Here's a random number, 50,212. 50,212, maybe that 212 will come in handy. We can basically spend 50K on one player. I'm gonna go right guard. I gotta get Elijah Wilkinson out of here. We're not gonna be able to afford a 90 overall, but hopefully we can get an 89. Look at that. There's a few options actually. Brandon Sherf, Tevin Jenkins, Dave DeCastro. Sherf or Jenkins? You guys Jaguars fans or Bears fans? There's no such thing as a Bears fan. Let's go. I'm guys, I'm joking. No, you guys got a really good program over there. I'm joking. Brandon Sherf will be our option actually like this. He's a better run blocker than pass blocker. And that's kind of what I like, especially with my Derek Henry back here. We need a good, we need a better game for Derek Henry. I got away from the run game. So I was struggling. I dug myself a hole. That was not fun. On the line today, 89 overall, Brandon Sherf, 91 limited Mike Evans team of the week. Wide receiver and the best edge rusher we've ever had, Will Anderson. Don't you forget the challenge reel. Challenge reel was huge last episode. I barely got it with seconds winding down. Okay. We just need the entire game's number one fantasy play. Why is that McCaffrey in 96 overall? Dude, I saw that earlier in the game. Dude, that court is insane. Starts out with a big run CMC tackled by Gronk. He's going to go no hug. All right, let's play ball then. Somebody's got to get home, right? Let's go. Second and 10. Nice work. I'm scared of the CMC. Okay, play action. I have this. White, black or purple. It don't matter. Non-prestige Nick Boss is coming for you, buddy. He's got that ghost somewhat. Andrew, look, I haven't got to use him yet. Oh, Nick, oh, Tom. Take your prestige and shove it up your ass. Let's go, baby. That's a safety. I was rushing three on both those plays. That is a criminal bad beat. We need to get to flag on a safety pun. I didn't know you could do that. All right, boys, first and 10. Let's go get that 40 bomb. Who's where? I smell Vita Vaya. Nice work, Gronk. Oh my God, Vita Vaya. Wait a minute, we did the two-point. If we don't get the two-point, it makes this a lot harder. Vita Vaya, whip her out. Oh my God, I couldn't marry you. Vita, you were questionable last game, but now the whole rock. Come on, it's 10 to zero. Wait a minute, the safety changed things. I can afford to miss one two-point conversion, actually. That safety is Galax Man, bro. I have to let him score. I'm never gonna get my 40 bomb if I don't let him score. I don't want it to be too obvious. I wanted to feel like he did something sick. Okay, this is perfect. Just take bad angles. Just don't get quite to him. All right, let's just pull Kyle Hamilton out of the play. All right, fine, fine, he's there, too. His name is okay, you won. I gotta blow this up. Oh, wait a minute. I'm speaking too soon. I have no reason to think he sucks. He missed one pass and he got a very unlucky safety. I'm going the same exact play. Here it is. He's still in man coverage and Vita Vaya is too fucking. Vita Vaya leads the game in fantasy points right now. There's no question about that. Dude, would you guard him? Would you guard him? Would you guard him before you end up on TikTok? Three for three, 84 yards and a touchdown. Okay, so now he probably takes Vita Vaya so I can hit the deep one to Jamar. Bend it. Whoa, give me the 49. It's today's the day. Today's the day. I gotta get the 2.30. Dude, I've got 16 points in the first quarter. Today's the day. Hey, I just saw the big boy. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Sh, 16-8. All right, I already used my freebie right there. All right, let's stay in it. Just in case he's actually good, we have to like actually stay locked in. Probably play action. I could probably sack him. No, you didn't. Let's go, Samuel Blitz. He hasn't seen it yet. Oh, I don't have my substitutions. Shoot, I need Gronkin on this. Just get lost. I did not just get fucking lost. Stop. Damn, this is actually gonna be a game. Here's the thing though. If he scores here and tries to go for two again and I can stop him, I'll be right back in a really good spot. First and goal, I think I bagged this anyway. He runs it, it's Derwin. He RPOs it. Get off your- That's why those are so good, by the way. Cause Gonzo just got off his block so well and I still didn't have the angle to make that play. Is this the same thing? He's gonna throw it. Yup, come on. That was a heat-seeking missile with Kyle Hamilton block. You, honestly, Gronkin's a really good guy for this, but still, these things are so diabolical. Oh, let him touch it. That was so free. I got it anyway. Would you pick my man up? You're getting cooked by a 315 pound tight end and I'm mad about it. Four receptions, 98 yards. Does he have a touchdown though? Yes, he does. Yes, he does. I don't know why they didn't show it right there. He definitely hasn't. Go card Vita Veta. Where I cook you over and over again. I'll keep throwing it to him. If you think I'm above throwing that to Vita Veta, you're completely right. Dax, stepping up in the pocket. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Back press, Scott. I'm gonna go Jamar Chase Whip. I think he's Jamar. Ooh. He's there. 22 to 14. I got to go for two again. Left side run, Derek Henry. Oh, great push. Derek Henry. He doesn't have momentum. Derek Henry should be running him over every time on that. No more RPOs, please. He has absolutely nothing. That was almost the second safety of the game. Nice ball. Those McCaffrey who marches forward for five. This is a really lose turn. At least he's in no huddle. He's in no huddle. Oh, he gets sacked by Will Anderson. Turn in 31. I have only four people in coverage here. I'm guessing pass. This is a hot blitz, though. Who's he gonna be? Good defense. Adrian Phillips. Worth him 31. He finds himself with a hole. Gonna go on Gonzo. Got a blitz Bosa. Oh, I just barely got that. He's got nothing. He's got nothing. Can we house it? Oh, free form. Henry. What a move. I'm hurting. Oh my God. This is Dax best game of his life. Shit. Second goal. You know what this is good? I can get more fantasy points. Just gonna go Derek Kenry for a little fantasy point. They're 10 for 11, 200 yards and three touchdowns. He calls it time out. He does not like what he sees. Maybe I'll do it again. Maybe I'll do it again. Linebackers can't animate. Two point conversion. I think Derek Kenry or maybe Mr. Vita Vaya. Right there. I'm like, I don't need no hot route master. Last guy's team was much better. I'll give him that. That Julius Pepper strong safety was. How do I let him score here? Do I do like a corner blitz or maybe like try to man his corner up? It's harder than you think to let somebody score without making it obvious. It is genuinely difficult. Okay, I'm gonna bring my safety down. Pretend like I'm usuring something. I'll pretend like I'm on 81. Yeah, I'm on 81. That's all I care about. Just a big 81 guy. I think if we look and throw the damn football, maybe we could, maybe I could get him. I gotta make him, I gotta make him think I missed. That was kind of convincing though. Were you guys convinced? I actually, that was a good impression. I gotta stop separating the wealth between Vita Vaya and Derek Kenry though. I just gotta go Vita Vaya. This is great actually. Stap had the fantasy points. Cause his Andre Reed actually has an absurd stat line. Cause I'm not certain that I have the challenge. The closest I've ever been to opening a pack finally. As a reminder to anyone who does not know, wow, it sounds like kicking. About a month ago, I'd say, wait, catch this. Elberto, nice. About a month ago, I purchased this. I got two of them actually. It's Panini Immaculate Collegiate Football. They're like 650 bucks per box. There's only six or seven cards in the box. I'm gonna open it. I'm gonna give away every single card I pull and we can add one player from the box to the team. So I actually really hope that one of the players we pull has a good Madden card. It's not guaranteed. He's gonna leave Derek. Oh, but there's pressure in my face. I can't, dude. I really hope he continues to run this man cover. He has a linebacker manned up on Derek Kenry every time. And that free form will always be there. Vita Vaya. Oh my God. Dak, where were you last game? Who are you? You are throwing lasers into, into pockets that, whatever, he continues to use on the opposite side of the field, which is so funny. I'm only throwing to Vita Vaya. Come on boys, we're so close. Vita Vaya whip route, follow it boys. Enjoy. Enjoy the route running masterclass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at those feet. Look at the finesse, the subtlety, the expertise, the flair, the knack, the panache, the dash, the flourish, the polish, the skillfulness, the adeptness, the artistry, the artfulness. Snap, Vita Vaya. I own you. Might as well kick this one short. Don't do it, bro. Don't quit right now, dude. I will cry myself to sleep if you know. Something tells me he knows. It would be my fault too because I missed two two-point conversions like I could have. Would you stop it, Andre? He's gonna have an insane stat line. I'm actually competing a little bit on this fantasy point. He has absolutely nothing. I pray he throws this. Go, William Anderson. He didn't get the ball back up. That's intentional grounding. You have to get the ball across the first down marker, some weird rule like that. No. So that's an intentional grounding. You have to be outside the pocket and you have to get the ball past the first down marker. Okay. Or maybe it's just past the pylon. Or maybe it's just past the... Maybe it's just past the line of scrimmage. But I don't know. Regardless, he doesn't get it. He's got a Huckleberry fin one. All right. I have to let him have something here. Okay. We're gonna send him Blitz. We're gonna keep you spy two players and then Gonzo is gonna man up. So it's pretty much gonna be 11, 11. Stop dropping back. Stop it. Gonna make this so easy for him that he can't fuck it up. I have to make this one so easy that he can't fuck it up. Keep you spy, keep you spy, keep you spy, keep you spy, keep you spy, keep you spy. I'm on him. No, keep you spy. Shit. Did I get it off? Please, dude. I'm gonna cry myself to fucking sleep if you quit right now. Please, no. No. I tried so hard. I'm keeping spying eight people. God, I'm so bad. Despite not getting to see the stats, I am very confident that Vita Day was the winner. He had so many receptions, so many yards, multiple touchdowns. And he also had a lot of two-point conversions. He had like six points off of two-point conversions, I think. I hit him with that hitch. Andre Reed was having a very big game, but I think Vita Vaya might've been in the, he might've been in the 40s for fantasy points right there. Amazing game, Vita Vaya. We do get one pack from the store for completing our challenge. We don't have to salvage any players since we won, but I'm gonna go with the Triumph Elite Pack. Looking for potentially, what am I looking for? Maybe a full back, maybe a tight end. The packs will decide for me. And Oliver's already on the team, so that's a bummer. Play Walker's nice, but my linebackers are nicer. And Ultimate Kickoff, even Harris. Sorry, buddy. You're not making the line up. And if nothing else, boys, I do get a spin on the rage quit bill. I definitely definitely deserve this one. I was the most painful rage quit of my life. He knew, bro. He had to have. I refuse to believe he didn't, though. 25,000 coins is spent on one player. Markets, Markets tanked, man. That ain't bad. Questions for you to take. Maybe we just get a true full back for 25K, so that Najee Harris doesn't have to be in. I use full backs a lot on this team. You could, I could pick up Franco Harris or Mike Ulstad. I did just get Mike Evans, so let's go Franco Harris. And he's going in for Najee anyway, so 87 overall Franco Harris. Honestly, just the solid full back until we get a better tight end. Once I get a better tight end, I'm putting Vita Vaya back at full back. I really want him for those eye formation runs. At the end of the day, this is a massive wheel of mutt win. We get Mike Evans. We get Franco Harris. We get this insane Will Anderson Jr., who played a great game. We get to keep Brandon Schurf. And we move to four and one. So I am now one game away from the playoffs. All right, boys. The 90 overall squad deck through like five touchdowns, four touchdowns. Oh my God, if I had just got my two-point conversion. I didn't even need a two-point conversion. I could have kicked two PATs on my two missed two-point conversion. Because I had a safety. I couldn't kick PATs. Oh, that hurts even worse. I don't even want to talk about it. All right, boys. I love you guys. I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode. It was a dummy heater. And I will see you boys in the next video. Peace out, gentlemen.