 The clouds in the sky rain down drops of rain, not torrents of boyfriends. The only thing the green hills produce is grass, not crops of noble lovers. And in all the universe, the fruit of trees is simply fruit, not men. I have a bone to pick with you, dear lord, about the arrangements you've made for girls like me. What does a girl like me do? Well, I tell you what, girls like us no longer need to worry about anything because we take care of our own needs no matter what they are. Today is International Women's Orgasm Day and I want you to mark today by doing something that gives you an immense amount of pleasure, no matter what it is. You can decide what to do, but I want you to do it. I want you to do it without guilt and I want you to do it as a priority because you know what? You're worth it.