 Hey what's up everybody it's Specialist Schumann with the First Infantry Division. Today we are out here in Paws in Poland in honor of National Tellin' Old Joke Day where we're trying to see which soldier has the best knee slapper. Let's get it! All right what's your joke sir? Why did the coach go to the bank? Why? To get his quarterback. Chief what's your joke? Okay so why does anybody want to hang out with the hot pepper? Why? Because she's jalapeno business. What's your joke sir? My joke is in life I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes turns out it was the refrigerator all along. It's a knee slapper sir. All right sir what's your joke? What are the evil chicken legs? What? Devil eggs. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? What? It's undefined you cannot cross a vector with a scalar. you