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You see, before this whole lockdown thing, I used to get together and play board games with friends pretty often and I really, really enjoyed it and it's left a void in my life to be honest. Now I don't have any friends to play with but I figured, why not play some board games by myself? Wow, that's probably the most depressing thing I've ever said. So I figured a good one to play by myself would be the game of life to see where it all went wrong. What led me to this? So we got Kevin here, Kevin here and Kevin there. We're gonna play three pieces and I'm thinking surely one out of three is gotta be a good life. Alright, first we gotta roll to see who goes first. Alright, that's nine for me, six for me and five for me. Yes, I go first. I'm gonna start off by going to college. Five, let's see. One, two, three, four, five. Lose next turn. Well, shit, I'm already losing but that means I'm also winning. I'm a weird man. Oh wait, I forgot. They need to get jobs now. Okay, they each get a career card. So you are a salesperson. Congratulations and you are a teacher. No, you can't be a teacher. You don't have a degree. That goes back in. You're a travel agent. Ooh, you get paid 90,000. Well, why the fact that I bothered going into college? Wait, wait, but that's also me. I mean, yes, this is confusing and you get 20k. Okay, something is wrong there. Alright, so blue Kevin gets a payday of 20k one. Okay, they're just fucking following each other and you get fucking 90k or I get 90k. God damn it. This is difficult. Wait, no, I skipped my turn, which means it's my turn. So Kevin, you take the seven. A skiing accident. God, that's fitting given you're a travel agent. But you get paid. I am not going to be able to keep on top of this Christ Almighty. It's already getting very confusing. I don't know why. This is actually kind of interesting. I didn't expect it to be, which is not a good thing to be saying about a video you're making for hundreds of thousands of people. Oh, God, that's scary. But what I mean about it is being surprisingly interesting is that I don't like red Kevin, even though that's me. I don't want him to win. I hate him. White Kevin is the best. Oh, no, like not in a race way, like just color. I want to stop talking. I have to go minus 40k here as well because I went to college, which was fucking stupid. It's probably the most relatable thing I've ever said for most of you. Look at him getting married, smug bastard. I hate him. And here's your fucking payday while you're at it. He's loaded. It's not fair. Wait, I'm loaded. This is great. Okay, finally, I get my job, along with my other personalities getting their jobs. I don't know anymore. So since I went to college, I get to draw three of these and three salaries and pick whichever one I want. I think I'm going to take the biggest salary. I'm quite selfish like that. I'm greedy. I want to be a superstar. Lose next turn. For fuck's sake. At least I get my payday of 80k. You know what? I'll wipe my debt immediately. Like, is it just me or do we all hate Red Kevin? He's sitting over there with his smug face up and living in that lovely cul-de-sac. Move across country, pay 10k. On, because he landed on one that has this little symbol, the 10k that he used to pay goes to blue Kevin. He's earned that. Jesus, he's such a straight edge. He landed on say no to drugs and now he's on don't drink and drive. Oh, he's such a loser. I'm kidding. Please don't do those things. They're bad. All right. I'm a role model. White Kevin is the best. All right. White Kevin is getting married. This is his wife. She is scoliosis. Another payday for fucking Red. I don't know why I hate him so much. Like, it is me. I am all of these players. I should be happy. I'm winning and I'm getting a house first. Fantastic. Please be cheap. Honestly, getting expensive house in this game seems just pointless to me. 80k. All right. That's not too bad, but I can't afford it. Oh, wait. No, I passed payday. My payday is 80k. Okay, great. Then free house and a baby boy. God, that seems irresponsible since I don't really have the money for this. And my wife is scoliosis. It's going to be a hard on her wedding reception. Pay 10k. I'm sorry, blew me. You. I don't deserve this. I want blew me to do well. I feel like he's a trier God bless him. I want white me to win and I want read me to die in an automobile accident. Attend a Hollywood premiere. I don't have to pay it because I'm attending my own premiere. God, I'm narcissistic, but it feels good. Die. Die, die, die, die, die. Feels good. And in fact, I'm going to buy a stock with my money. I have like no money. I don't care. I'm buying a stock. And now anytime the number nine comes up, I get 10k. Oh, and I passed my payday as well. So I get 80 grand. This is good actually. This is nice. Buy furniture, pay 10k. Oh, God, it sucks being blue. I can see why he's so blue all the time when he has to keep paying for all this shit. Oh, and I just realized it's a sales person one. So that doesn't go to the bank. It goes to the villain, red Kevin. Are you invested yet? Because I'm really invested like way more than I thought I'd be. All right, red, you're getting a house. I hope you get something expensive because I think in a newer game, you can make money on houses, but this is the very old one and it doesn't actually do anything for you. God damn it. He got one of the cheapest ones and it's actually Oh, okay. I was gonna say it's actually kind of nice, but no, it's split in half from an earthquake. I don't know if you'll be able to get insurance on that bad boy. Like it says 10k. All right, I'm gonna try and play it fair. If I were him, I would buy insurance on that because it's so cheap. So that's integrity for you. Oh wait, they passed two paydays. As did I. Oh my God, I suck at being the banker. One house is blue getting. Let's take a look. 100k for a country college. I mean, it's nice, but just really have the cash for this to be honest with you. It gets a salary of 20. I don't know why I call him he. It is me. I'm honestly just getting very confused by this whole thing. All right, I'm gonna put in my 50 that I have there. Keep five and then take out a bank loan of 60, I guess. The bank loans, you can take out a bank loan of 20 and you have to pay 25 back. I do, but I get to choose my way. No, not a hope. Am I putting my money into red Kevin's pockets? I'll pay it in medical bills. Thank you very much. Oh my God, he's to pay 20k. This isn't fair. Like that's his whole payday from there is to pay. I'm getting screwed, but I'm also doing really well at the same time. Trade salary card with any player. Yes, blue, you're trading it with red. Screw him. Get fucked. He had a comment. The bastard. Tree falls on house, pay 15k of insured, but he bought insurance. Bastard. He's always one step ahead. Oh God, blue's having a baby. Yeah, not sure if that's responsible. You're not doing the best. Actually, no, you just went from 20 to 90k. Blue Kevin, you're doing well for yourself. You have multiple kids. Keep spitting. I'm out for all I care. You're financially secure. Even though in this world, your paycheck can change at any second. Okay. I think as blue Kevin, I'm going to pay off my bank loan. So, I owe 75k for that. Good move. Me. And you know what? I'll fucking insure my gaff too. Who knows what's going on at this point. I actually don't know who's winning. I'm pretty sure it's red Kevin. Yeah, he's got four life cards and he's got a shit ton of money. Just realized I landed on a nine there as well. So, I get my 10k. Pretty sure I've missed out on that multiple times by now. It's just hard to keep track of everything. Tree falls on house. Oh God, blue landed on a two, but I just got him insurance. Phew. I almost got screwed. Taxes due for red, but he just lost his high paying job. So, he doesn't even have to pay that much, which is good. I think for me, is it bad? I don't know anymore. I don't know what I'm doing like rooting for me and against me. I don't, I don't know. I perfect sake blue. Look, you still have a chance. Don't get angry. I think blue me is gonna buy car insurance too. I seem like a responsible person when I'm blue. I got my head screwed on right, you know, and I'm blue. Win beautiful baby contest. Dude, you don't have a baby. Where did you get the baby from? Red Kevin is a villain. He's up to some shady shit. Pay 25k for an African safari, but you're the travel agent, so you don't pay it. But we're very much in line with each other. Blue is behind for ages, but get some high rolls here, which I like to see. Right? Best seller. What? Why? I guess they're a sales person. Maybe it's something to do with the property they bought. Maybe they fixed it up. I don't know. But either way, they get $80,000. It's honestly so difficult to not call them day. Like it's me. It's just weird. I can't get my head around it. Stock market slumps return one stock. Fack off. There goes my 50k. I spent taxes due off. Fack. At least you get your payday. Give to Art Institute. Pay 25, and you collect how much? 20? So you get 15. I'm positive I've made multiple banking errors at some point. I think I'm doing all right, but it's just got to have happened. It does get a bit overwhelming when you're trying to keep track of three accounts that are all yours. Daycare. Pay five per child. Fack sake. Can you give me a discount? My wife is Coleosis. Oh god, what's this? Burglar. Pay 50k if not unsure. Well, blue is always prepared. Level headed blue. Back at it again with the insurance. You know, everything is going so right for blue. I'm starting to dislike him. By which I mean me. But I disliked me way before I started playing this game. So maybe I'm already there. I'm not sure. Trade salary card with any player I just got. Well, probably going to want revenge on blue, I guess. As lovable as blue me is. Probably swap that back. I like blue again now. I just like an underdog. Two paydays for me. Not that that clarifies anything for you. That's a confusing statement. Nine. If only I had my feck in stock that was stolen off me. For feck's sake, blue. You used to be sensible. Now you're buying a sailboat really? Like you're back down to 20k salary. You can't be doing this. You've gotten used to the high roller lifestyle. You just got a payday, but we still have to pay out more because of your reckless spending. And what's worse is we got to give it to red Kevin over there who's already loaded. He is the 1%. I'm sick of the 1% in this game of life. Even though really it's, I'm sick of the 33%. Help the homeless. Look at him. He's probably recording it and posting it to YouTube as well. He never does anything good. Unless there's something in it for him. Win Nobel Peace Prize. I deserve this. What have I done? I guess I am a superstar. I do deserve this. Screw the scientists and all the people making the world a better place. I wrote a nice song that goes like... Produce rock video. Wait, how much? 100k? Oh my god, blue. You're going off the rails. You're having a midlife crisis. And what's better is that goes straight to me, the superstar. It's supposed to be me for landing on it, but it's great to be me that it has to be paid to me. Finally. Red is actually losing some of my money. I don't know. Have tattoos removed? Or sorry. Have tattoos removed? Pay 100,000. Okay. He's snapped out of his midlife crisis, but still is paying so much money. I wonder what his tattoo would have been. Looking components. Whatever I find first. RPG kit. This, this is what his tattoo was. Yeah, I can see why he got it removed. Leave it over with him as a reminder. Pay 50k per child. Can I have a discount? My wife is scoliosis. Like, sir, that's not a thing. Stop asking for it. Hired jockey for your racehorse. Pay 65. God damn it. Or good. I don't know. I don't know who I'm rooting for anymore. Kind of back on blue's side because he's making such foolish choices and it's just like blue Kevin just needs a break. Trade salary with any player. It's kind of useless now, but take it from me, I guess. Take a hike. Red. We're all sick of you. I'm amazed by how close we all are. How close I am to me. I don't know, dude. I still haven't grasped this even though we're right around the bend to the end. You're a grandparent. How are you doing this shit? You have no kids. I don't understand how many kids you've stolen. Winning baby beauty contest and becoming a grandparent. I don't get it. I've just realized I've not collected any of these paydays for any of us, so let me sort this out real quick. There you go. It's blue Kevin. There's your 60k year old for the three paydays. Don't be getting any Cyclops tattoos, please. Spin again if not in the lead. Good job, blue. Good job. Eight. I think you're straight into retirement. Yes, you are retiring. Okay, so this is how it works. At the end, you either go to the millionaire one if you think you have the most cash or if you don't, you go to country acres. If you do in fact have the most cash, if you go into this one, you get these four lifetiles which have bonuses. If you go into this one, you just pick up one. It's pretty obvious that blue does not have the most money. It's the right call. The red is going in there. Pretty confident in myself that I have the most money. It's true no matter what. I definitely have the most money. Pension. Collect 20,000 times. It's still 60k, I guess. It just wasn't a very high roll. Wait, six? Hold on a sec. Oh, no. Okay, no. They still have the most money, I think. Yeah, it was actually close enough. It's between red and white, I think. You know, blue is a lot of life cards which gets you extra money. I don't know. It's all up for grabs. White is now retiring. I don't think I can beat them. I'm just going to go into this one, the modest retirement home, and take my one card. Okay, and red gets these four cards. Okay, so now I have to add up all the money and see where we stand. Okay, wait, one second. I'm going to need something for this. There you go. Accountant. I'm going to need this for a second to be able to add this up. I'll just put it at the bottom of my screen there. I'm going to try and change it all into 100s just to make it easy on myself. Wait, how much? Oh my God. Wait, I had so much money under here. For fex's sake, I should have gone to the other place. I stacked things on the wrong things. Oh God, damn it. Oh, I think I could have gotten those life cards. 255 for blue. 945. This is a bit messy in cash for white Kevin. Oh, red Kevin was hiding some cash too, actually. Wait, hold on a second. Oh my God, this was actually really close. 900, and oh wait, there's more there. Jesus Christ. 950k. Okay, I just lost to me. Or sorry, I just beat me. 950. But now the life cards come into place. Let's see what white Kevin accomplished with his life. Invented a new ice cream flavor. The solution to pollution. Run world record mile, open a health food chain, and family horse wins Derby, which is a grand total of 600. Blue Kevin, what did you get up to with your life? You want a dance contest? You discovered a new planet? You pulled surprise? Invented a new sport lifetime achievement award? Not surprise, to be honest. Build a better mousetrap and find new energy source. Fuckin' hell, you were up to a lot. So that's 650 added on. It's blue Kevin has come last, regardless of what has happened. Now red Kevin, what did you get up to? Swim the English Channel. You became president. You designed a new computer. Got a Nobel Peace Prize. Composed a symphony. Painted a masterpiece. A toy invention sells big. You cure the common cold. Humanitarian award. And you climb Mount Everest. Okay, I am amazing. I've read all those. It's like I was red Kevin all along. 1.45 million in cards. Which brings my total to 2.4 million. I've won. I've done it. I've won. But I also lost twice. So I don't know how to feel about that. And of course the winner deserves a prize. So I award me the winner a prize goat with my face on it. Wow. All right. Well, that was fun. I mean, I guess it is going to be fun when you come out a winner. But I'm also, you know, the double loser. Like I said, I don't know. I've mixed feelings on this, but I had a good time. A very strange experience, but I thought this was fun. So let me know what you thought of it. I think I'm going mad, but I hope you enjoyed. That's the main thing. I hope you're staying safe. And yeah, thanks very much for watching. I really appreciate it. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.